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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Bake me a honey ham.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you paint me a Birmingham?
Making love just the way I planned.
Original Lyrics:
Could you paint me a Birmingham?
Make it look just the way I planned.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you paint me a burning ham?
Original Lyrics:
Could you paint me a Birmingham?
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you paint me a burning hand?
Original Lyrics:
Could you paint me a Birmingham?
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you paint me like burning tan
Original Lyrics:
Could you paint me a Birmingham
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you plate me a burning ham?
Original Lyrics:
Could you paint me a Birmingham?
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
In her cotton dress making hurricanes
Original Lyrics:
In her cotton dress, back in early spring
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love just the way I planned.
Original Lyrics:
Make it look just the way I planned.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama hit the ceiling
She was fifty feet high.
Original Lyrics:
Mama hit the ceiling
She was fit to be tied.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint me a bunny hat.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint me a bunny hat.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint me a bunny house.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint me a burning ham.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint me a burning ham.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint me a burning ham.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint me a funny hat.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, could you bake me a burning ham?
Original Lyrics:
Well, could you paint me a Birmingham?
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, could you paint me a Bunnyham?
Original Lyrics:
Well, could you paint me a Burmingham?
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's in the graveyard
Papa's in the den.
Original Lyrics:
Mama's in the graveyard
Papa's in the pen.
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's in the gravy
Papa's in the pan.
Original Lyrics:
Mama's in the graveyard
Papa's in the Pen.
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa loved Mama, Mama loved Meow!
Original Lyrics:
Papa loved Mama, Mama loved men!
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa loved mama,
mama loved milk
Original Lyrics:
Papa loved mama,
mama loved men
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa loved mama, mama loved Mel
Original Lyrics:
Papa loved mama, mama loved men
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa's dick was buried in the local motel
Original Lyrics:
Papa's rig was buried in the local motel
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa's in Depends!
Original Lyrics:
Papa's in the pen!
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa's in the bin.
Original Lyrics:
Papa's in the pen!
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Ya know it drove mama crazy being the truck was white.
Original Lyrics:
Ya know it drove mama crazy being a trucker's wife.
"Paper Angels" by Jimmy Wayne
Misheard Lyrics:
Vapor rangers
Original Lyrics:
Paper angels
"Part Time Lover" by H-Town
Misheard Lyrics:
If ya don't mind, I'm doing just fine
I can be your part time lover.
Original Lyrics:
If ya don't mind, I'll do ya just fine
I can be your part time lover.
"Party Crowd" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight I'm looking for a car to drive
Original Lyrics:
Tonight I'm looking for a party crowd
"Passenger Seat" by SheDaisy
Misheard Lyrics:
His thousand maker plans
Original Lyrics:
His thousand acre plans
"Passenger Seat" by SheDaisy
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, life is so neat in the passenger's seat.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, life so sweet in the passenger seat.
"Passionate Kisses" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Accident victim
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Basket of Biscuits
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Basket of fishes
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Catching the goose eggs
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Hens that don't run out of eggs,
A cool quiet, and time for play.
Original Lyrics:
Pens that don't run out of ink,
A cool quiet, and time to think.
"Passionate Kisses" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Passionate dishes
Whoa-oh-whoa, passionate dishes from you.
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
Wwhoa-oh-whoa, passionate kisses from you.
"Passionate Kisses" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Passionate dishes
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't I have all of this, and
Passion and dishes
Original Lyrics:
Shouldn't I have all of this, and
Passionate kisses
"People Like Us" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
Every fool-hard jukebox is on the floor
Original Lyrics:
There's a pool hall jukebox, sawdust floors
"People Like Us" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
Hotels, motels and everybody knows why
Original Lyrics:
No-tell motels and everybody knows why
"People Like Us" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a second hand boat,
the last goner's in jail
Original Lyrics:
I got a second hand boat,
the last numbers in jail
"Peppermint Twist" by Joey Dee and the Starliters
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, if you gotta do a dance
Then it goes like this.
Original Lyrics:
Well, they got a new dance
And it goes like this.
"Perfect Fit" by AFI
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't be a prawn.
or
I can't be a pawn.
or
I can be apart.
Original Lyrics:
I can be a part.
"Piano Man" by Billy Joel
Misheard Lyrics:
And you've got a spirit, that's right.
Original Lyrics:
And you've got us feeling all right.
"Piano Man" by Billy Joel
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to Tom at the gym
Original Lyrics:
Makin' love to his tonic and gin.
"Piano Man" by Billy Joel
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing us a song on the piano, Man
Original Lyrics:
Sing us a song you're the piano man
"Piano Man" by Billy Joel
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing us a song, mellow yellow man.
Original Lyrics:
Sing us a song, you're the piano man.
"Pickin' and Grinnin'" by Buck Owens and Roy Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Dang yankees Dang yankees Dang yankees Them dang yanks!
Original Lyrics:
I'm a pickin'
And I'm a grinnin'.
"Pickin' and Grinnin'" by Buck Owens and Roy Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pekingese
And I'm a granny.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a pickin'
And I'm a grinnin'.
This song/skit started the second half of 'Hee Haw'.
"Playboys of the Southwestern World" by Blake Shelton
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a pocket full of cash
In that old Ford truck
A buzzard kind of hanging
From the mirror for luck
Original Lyrics:
Got a pocket full of cash
And that old Ford truck
A fuzzy cat hanging
From the mirror for luck
"Play Something Country" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah-hooo-oooh, piss on my country.
Original Lyrics:
Ah-hooo-oooh, play something country.
"Play Something Country" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Said, 'I'm a whiskey drinkin', cowboy chasin', helluva time.
I like Kenny G. Fallon and Patsy Cline.'
Original Lyrics:
Said, 'I'm a whiskey drinkin', cowboy chasin', helluva time.
I like Kenny, Keith, Allan, and Patsy Cline.
"Please Remember Me" by Rodney Crowell
Misheard Lyrics:
I move my b***s across your floor.
Original Lyrics:
When moonlight falls across your floor.
Tim McGraw redid it in the early 2000s.
"Please Remember Me" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll leave this brave new world to seek
For the valleys and the peaks
Original Lyrics:
Out in this brave new world you seek
Oh the valleys and the peaks
"Please Remember" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
The time was yours and mine
And we were both debt free.
Original Lyrics:
The time was yours and mine
And we were wild and free.
"Please" by The Kinleys
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong enough to handle any situation,
Honey true love has no rewind
Original Lyrics:
I'm strong enough to handle any situation
But honey true love has no pride
"Pocahantas Proud" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I come from
We don't give a besiley.
Original Lyrics:
Where I come from
We don't get up easily.
"Pocket Full Of Gold" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
With your pumpkin full of gold
Original Lyrics:
With your pocket full of gold
"Point Of Light" by Randy Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
All it takes, is it a point of life?
Hurray of hope and the dark is nice.
Original Lyrics:
Home it takes, it's a point of light
A ray of hope in the darkest night.
"Point of Light" by Randy Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
It wants to take what's good and barely make it off as waste.
Original Lyrics:
It wants to take what's good and fair and lay it all to waste.
"Pontoon" by Little Big Town
Misheard Lyrics:
A Baptist just jumped into the water
Original Lyrics:
Back this hitch up into the water
"Pontoon" by Little Big Town
Misheard Lyrics:
Back this b***h up into the water
Original Lyrics:
Back this hitch up into the water
"Pontoon" by Little Big Town
Misheard Lyrics:
Making waves and catching rays at Bonaroo
Original Lyrics:
Making waves and catching rays up on the roof
"Poor, Poor Pitiful Me" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Floor, floor, pimple me
Original Lyrics:
Poor, poor pitiful me
"Poor, Poor Pitiful Me" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor boy piffle me
Original Lyrics:
Poor, poor pitiful me
"Poor, Poor Pitiful Me" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor, poor pimple me
Original Lyrics:
Poor, poor pitiful me
"Poor, Poor Pitiful Me" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor, poor, pickle me
Original Lyrics:
Poor, poor pitiful me
"Postmarked Birmingham" by Blackhawk
Misheard Lyrics:
Postmark Burn in Hell
Original Lyrics:
Postmarked Birmingham
"Pour Me" by Trick Pony
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I'm late, oh I'm late
Oh I'm late, oh I'm late for this job, you see
Boss wants to hit me one more time
Original Lyrics:
Pour me, pour me
Pour me, pour me another shot of whiskey
Bartender hit me one more time
"Praise You" by Fatboy Slim
Misheard Lyrics:
Crave you
Original Lyrics:
Praise you
"Prayin' for Daylight" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
Prayin' for Dateline
Original Lyrics:
Prayin' for daylight
"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi" by Weird Al Yankovic
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll always stop on down
or
He'll always slap on down
or
He'll always step on down.
Original Lyrics:
He'll always shlep on down.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by Offspring
Misheard Lyrics:
But in his own mind he's,
he's a doogan's trap
Original Lyrics:
But in his own mind he's,
he's a dopey trip
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by The Offspring
Misheard Lyrics:
He's getting a tattoo, yeah
He's it done.
Original Lyrics:
He's getting a tattoo, yeah
He's getting ink done.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by Offspring
Misheard Lyrics:
In his own mind he said drop the devil on him
Original Lyrics:
In his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trip
"Private Malone" by David Ball
Misheard Lyrics:
But it picked up that old east shore
Especially late at nite.
Original Lyrics:
But it picked up that oldies show
Especially late at night.
"Private Malone" by David Ball
Misheard Lyrics:
Private Malloy
Original Lyrics:
Private Malone
This was actually misheard by a news reporter from my local television news station
"Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die)" by Joe Diffie
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a cold one in my hand.
or
Put a stiff one in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Put a stiff drink in my hand.
"Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People
Misheard Lyrics:
Faster than my puppet
Original Lyrics:
Faster than my bullet
"Put You in a Song" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could press replay, repeat how happy ID
Original Lyrics:
If I could press play, repeat how happy I'd be
"Put Your Head On My Shoulder" by Paul Anka
Misheard Lyrics:
Butcher head on my shoulder
Hold me in your arms, ba---by
Squeeze me oh so tight, ba--by
Show me that you love me too
Butcher lips close to mine, dear.
Original Lyrics:
Put your head on my shoulder
Hold me in your arms, ba---by
Squeeze me oh so tight, ba--by
Show me that you love me, too
Put your lips close to mine, dear.
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