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"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Bake me a honey ham.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you paint me a Birmingham?
Making love just the way I planned.
Making love just the way I planned.
Original Lyrics:
Could you paint me a Birmingham?
Make it look just the way I planned.
Make it look just the way I planned.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawerence
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you plate me a burning ham?
Original Lyrics:
Could you paint me a Birmingham?
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love just the way I planned.
Original Lyrics:
Make it look just the way I planned.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama hit the ceiling
She was fifty feet high.
She was fifty feet high.
Original Lyrics:
Mama hit the ceiling
She was fit to be tied.
She was fit to be tied.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint me a bunny hat.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint me a bunny hat.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint me a bunny house.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint me a burning ham.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint me a burning ham.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint me a burning ham.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint me a funny hat.
Original Lyrics:
Paint me a Birmingham.
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, could you bake me a burning ham?
Original Lyrics:
Well, could you paint me a Birmingham?
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, could you paint me a Bunnyham?
Original Lyrics:
Well, could you paint me a Burmingham?
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
paint me a burning ham
Original Lyrics:
Could you paint me a Birmingham? Make it look just the way I planned.
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's in the graveyard
Papa's in the den.
Papa's in the den.
Original Lyrics:
Mama's in the graveyard
Papa's in the pen.
Papa's in the pen.
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's in the gravy
Papa's in the pan.
Papa's in the pan.
Original Lyrics:
Mama's in the graveyard
Papa's in the Pen.
Papa's in the Pen.
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa loved Mama, Mama loved Meow!
Original Lyrics:
Papa loved Mama, Mama loved men!
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa loved mama,
mama loved milk
mama loved milk
Original Lyrics:
Papa loved mama,
mama loved men
mama loved men
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa loved mama, mama loved Mel
Original Lyrics:
Papa loved mama, mama loved men
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa's dick was buried in the local motel
Original Lyrics:
Papa's rig was buried in the local motel
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa's in Depends!
Original Lyrics:
Papa's in the pen!
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa's in the bin.
Original Lyrics:
Papa's in the pen!
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Ya know it drove mama crazy being the truck was white.
Original Lyrics:
Ya know it drove mama crazy being a trucker's wife.
"Party Crowd" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight I'm looking for a car to drive
Original Lyrics:
Tonight I'm looking for a party crowd
"Passenger Seat" by Sh' Daisy
Misheard Lyrics:
His thousand maker plans
Original Lyrics:
His thousand acre plans
"Passenger Seat" by Sh' Daisy
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, life is so neat in the passenger's seat.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, life so sweet in the passenger seat.
"Passionate Kisses" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Accident victim
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Basket of fishes
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Catching the goose eggs
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Hens that don't run out of eggs,
A cool quiet, and time for play.
A cool quiet, and time for play.
Original Lyrics:
Pens that don't run out of ink,
A cool quiet, and time to think.
A cool quiet, and time to think.
"Passionate Kisses" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Passionate dishes
Whoa-oh-whoa, passionate dishes from you.
Whoa-oh-whoa, passionate dishes from you.
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
Wwhoa-oh-whoa, passionate kisses from you.
Wwhoa-oh-whoa, passionate kisses from you.
"Passionate Kisses" by Mary Chapin-Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Passionate dishes
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
"People Like Us" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
Every fool-hard jukebox is on the floor
Original Lyrics:
There's a pool hall jukebox, sawdust floors
"People Like Us" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
Hotels, motels and everybody knows why
Original Lyrics:
No-tell motels and everybody knows why
"People Like Us" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a second hand boat,
the last goner's in jail
the last goner's in jail
Original Lyrics:
I got a second hand boat,
the last numbers in jail
the last numbers in jail
"Pickin' and Grinnin'" by Buck Owens and Roy Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pekingese
And I'm a granny.
And I'm a granny.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a pickin'
And I'm a grinnin'.
And I'm a grinnin'.
This song/skit started the second half of 'Hee Haw'.
"Play Something Country" by Brooks & Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah-hooo-oooh, p*** on my country.
Original Lyrics:
Ah-hooo-oooh, play something country.
"Play Something Country" by Brooks & Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Said, 'I'm a whiskey drinkin', cowboy chasin', helluva time.
I like Kenny G. Fallon and Patsy Cline.'
I like Kenny G. Fallon and Patsy Cline.'
Original Lyrics:
Said, 'I'm a whiskey drinkin', cowboy chasin', helluva time.
I like Kenny, Keith, Allan, and Patsy Cline.
I like Kenny, Keith, Allan, and Patsy Cline.
"Please Remember Me" by Rodney Crowell
Misheard Lyrics:
I move my b***s across your floor.
Original Lyrics:
When moonlight falls across your floor.
Tim McGraw redid it in the early 2000s.
"Please Remember" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
The time was yours and mine
And we were both debt free.
And we were both debt free.
Original Lyrics:
The time was yours and mine
And we were wild and free.
And we were wild and free.
"Pledge Of Allegiance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
One naked individual
Original Lyrics:
One nation, indivisible
"Pledge of Allegiance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I led the pigeons to the flag of the United States of America
And to the Republican Richard Stans
One nation and a vegetable
With liberty and justice for all.
And to the Republican Richard Stans
One nation and a vegetable
With liberty and justice for all.
Original Lyrics:
I pledge allegiance to the Flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation, indivisible
With liberty and justice for all.
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation, indivisible
With liberty and justice for all.
"Pledge of Allegiance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I led the pigeons to the flag of the united states of america
And to the Republican Richard Stans
One nation and a vegetable
With liberty and justice for all
And to the Republican Richard Stans
One nation and a vegetable
With liberty and justice for all
Original Lyrics:
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the united states of america
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation, indivisible, with and justice for all
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation, indivisible, with and justice for all
"Pocahantas Proud" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I come from
We don't give a besiley.
We don't give a besiley.
Original Lyrics:
Where I come from
We don't get up easily.
We don't get up easily.
"Pocket Full Of Gold" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
With your pumpkin full of gold
Original Lyrics:
With your pocket full of gold
"Point Of Light" by Travis Randy
Misheard Lyrics:
All it takes, is it a point of life?
Hurray of hope and the dark is nice.
Hurray of hope and the dark is nice.
Original Lyrics:
Home it takes, it's a point of light
A ray of hope in the darkest night.
A ray of hope in the darkest night.
"Poor, Poor Pitiful Me" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor boy piffle me
Original Lyrics:
Poor, poor pitiful me
"Poor, Poor Pitiful Me" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor, poor pimple me
Original Lyrics:
Poor, poor pitiful me
"Poor, Poor Pitiful Me" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor, poor, pickle me
Original Lyrics:
Poor, poor pitiful me
"Postmarked Birmingham" by Blackhawk
Misheard Lyrics:
Postmark Burn in Hell
Original Lyrics:
Postmarked Birmingham
"Private Malone" by David Ball
Misheard Lyrics:
But it picked up that old east shore
Especially late at nite.
Especially late at nite.
Original Lyrics:
But it picked up that oldies show
Especially late at night.
Especially late at night.
"Private Malone" by David Ball
Misheard Lyrics:
Private Malloy
Original Lyrics:
Private Malone
This was actually misheard by a news reporter from my local television news station
"Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die)" by Joe Diffie
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a cold one in my hand.
or
Put a stiff one in my hand.
or
Put a stiff one in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Put a stiff drink in my hand.
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