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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Katie Wants a Fast One" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Katie wants a bass boat
Original Lyrics:
Katie wants a fast one
"Kaw-Liga" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaw-Liga, that poor old wooden leg.
Original Lyrics:
Kaw-Liga, that poor old wooden head.
"Kaw-Liga" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaw-liga, that poor ol' puddin' head.
Original Lyrics:
Kaw-liga, that poor old wooden head.
Later covered by Marty Robbins, and later Charley Pride.
"Keg In The Closet" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
We had a Cake in the Closet, Pizza on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
We had a keg in the closet
Pizza on the floor.
"Keg In The Closet" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
We had a keg in the closet
Kids on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
we had a keg in the closet
Pizza on the floor.
"Keg In The Closet" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
We had a keg in the closet
We tore on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
We had a keg in the closet
Pizza on the floor.
"Keg In The Closet" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
We had khaki in the closet
Pizza on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
We had a keg in the closet
Pizza on the floor.
"Kerosene" by Miranda Lambert
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm waiting on the sunny side.
Original Lyrics:
I'm waiting on the sun to set.
"Killer Queen" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
"Bethany Kate," she said,
Just like Marie Antoinette
Original Lyrics:
'Let them eat cake' she said
Just like Marie Antoinette
"Killer Queen" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
'Left there in case' she said
Just like Marie Antoinette
Original Lyrics:
'Let them eat cake' she said
Just like Marie Antoinette
"Killer Queen" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
'Let them decay' she said
Just like Marie Antoinette
Original Lyrics:
'Let them eat cake' she said
Just like Marie Antoinette
"Killer Queen" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
A building, a remedy, the first job a vanity.
Original Lyrics:
A built-in remedy for Khruschev and Kennedy.
"Killer Queen" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
A built-in remedy for Kruschev's virginity.
Original Lyrics:
A built-in remedy for Khruschev and Kennedy.
"Killer Queen" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Drove a bus, she's a silly gas
Papal as a pussycat
Momentarily out of action
Temporarily had a dance
She actually... (Drive you. Whyyyy?!? Whyyyy?!?)
Original Lyrics:
Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild...wild.
"Killer Queen" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Fillet man she tried up
But doubt again, she murdered
But then again, incidentally
She put a away a crime.
Original Lyrics:
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined
"Killer Queen" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye longevity
A friend of mine with a laser beam
Original Lyrics:
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
"Killer Queen" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, she came naturally from Paris (Naturally)
Because she couldn't care less
But still I'm so precise
Original Lyrics:
Perfume came naturally from Paris (Naturally)
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise
"Killer Queen" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Recommend another price
They say she's pulled an appetite
Original Lyrics:
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
"Killer Queen" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
She keeps a Moet and chandle
In a pretty cabinet
"Let them eat cake" she said
Just like Marie Antoinette
Building a remedy
For Christian longevity
And anytime an imitation you can't decide
Original Lyrics:
She keeps Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Khrushchev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation you can't decline
"Killer Queen" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
She keeps moaning and chanting
An' a pretty cabinet
[Later]
She's a killer queen
Got by longevity.
Original Lyrics:
She keeps Moet et Chandon
In a pretty cabinet
[Later]
She's a killer queen
Gunpowder, gelatine.
"Killer Queen" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a kidder queer.
Original Lyrics:
She's a killer queen.
"Killin' Time" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
If there're some men who want my sorrow,
This is the only price I'll pay
Original Lyrics:
And if there's an end to all my sorrow
And this is the only price I'll pay
"King Of The Road" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
And every drop of rain
That falls for miles around.
Original Lyrics:
And every lock that ain't
Locked when no one's around.
"King Of The Road" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Old worn out clothes and shoes
Don't pay no union dues.
Original Lyrics:
Old worn out suit and shoes
Don't pay no union dues.
"King Of The Road" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Old worn-out suit and shoes,
I don't pay no Union Jews
Original Lyrics:
Old worn-out suit and shoes,
I don't pay no Union dues
"King Of The Road" by Randy Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
Rooms, toilets, 50 cents.
Original Lyrics:
Rooms, to let, 50 cents.
"King Of The Road" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailors for sale or rent
Original Lyrics:
Trailers for sale or rent
"King Of The Road" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Trailers for Sailorettes
Original Lyrics:
Trailers for sale or rent
"King Of The Road" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Trailers for sailorette
Original Lyrics:
Trailers for sale or rent
"King Of The Road" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Trailers for sale or rent
Rooster at fifty cents.
Original Lyrics:
Trailers for sale or rent
Rooms to let...fifty cents.
I always thought that it was "rooster at 50ยข"
"King Of The Road" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hours of pushin' broom
Buys a 8 by 12 four-bed room.
Original Lyrics:
Two hours of pushin' broom
Buys a 8 by 12 four-bit room.
"King Of The Road" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hours of pushin' broom
Buys a 8 by 12 morbid room.
Original Lyrics:
Two hours of pushin' broom
Buys a 8 by 12 four-bit room.
"King of the Road" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Trailers for sailor rent
Original Lyrics:
Trailers for sale or rent
"Kiss An Angel Good Morning" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss a navel good morning.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss an angel good morning.
"Kiss An Angel Good Morning" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss an angel good mornin'
and rover like a devil when you get back home
Original Lyrics:
Kiss an angel good mornin'
and love her like the Devil when you back home
"Kiss An Angel Good Morning" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss her neck in the morning.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss an angel good morning.
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, I'll have the bearded Marlene.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the bearded barley.
"Kiss This" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't mean on my grocery list.
Original Lyrics:
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips.
"Kiss This" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't mean on my rosary or lips
Original Lyrics:
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips.
"Kiss This" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy ready cheeks.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips.
Misheard Lyrics:
She got too close so I farted
Original Lyrics:
She got too close so I fought it
"Knocking On Heaven's Door" by Guns 'N Roses
Misheard Lyrics:
F***, f*** f***ing an expensive w**ore
Original Lyrics:
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
"The Knot Comes Untied" by Sara Evans
Misheard Lyrics:
Her heart is lone and scared.
Original Lyrics:
Her heart is running scared.
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