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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Waiting for a Girl Like You" by Foreigner
Misheard Lyrics:
Willing for you
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for you
"Waiting In Vain" by Bob Marley
Misheard Lyrics:
Using my sperm, using my sperm
Original Lyrics:
Tears in my eyes burn, tears in my eyes burn.
"Walking After Midnight" by Patsy Cline
Misheard Lyrics:
The doctor sees a weeping willow
Crying on my pillow.
Crying on my pillow.
Original Lyrics:
I stop to see a weeping willow
Crying on his pillow.
Crying on his pillow.
"Walking In Memphis" by LoneStar
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' with my feet ten feet off the field.
Original Lyrics:
Walkin' with my feet ten feet off of Beale.
"Walking In Memphis" by Cher
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking with my feet ten feet off a pier
Original Lyrics:
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale
"Walking In Memphis" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking with my feet ten feet off the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale.
"Walking in Memphis" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Touchdown in the land of the Delta Blues
Original Lyrics:
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
"Walkin' On The Sun" by Smash Mouth
Misheard Lyrics:
And the kids were happy jigsaw-hypocrites.
Original Lyrics:
And their kids were hippie chicks or hypocrites.
"Walk The Way The Wind Blows" by Kathy Mattea
Misheard Lyrics:
Walter waves at windows.
or
Walk away to Winslow.
or
Walk away to Winslow.
Original Lyrics:
Walk the way the wind blows.
"Walk Through This World with Me" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheryl, my dream's with me.
Original Lyrics:
Share all my dreams with me.
"Waltzing Matilda" by Australian Folk Song
Misheard Lyrics:
Walt, sing Matilda.
Original Lyrics:
Waltzing Matilda
"Wanted" by Hunter Hayes
Misheard Lyrics:
Want to hold your hand
Want to call you mine, I
Run naked through water
Want to call you mine, I
Run naked through water
Original Lyrics:
Want to hold your hand
Want to call you mine, I
Want to make you feel wanted
Want to call you mine, I
Want to make you feel wanted
"Want To" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a dream of other dreams, and a shirt does smell like me.
Original Lyrics:
You got a dream of a degree, and a shirt that smells like me.
"Want To" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a dream of other dreams, and it sure does smell like me.
Original Lyrics:
You got a dream of a degree, and a shirt that smells like me.
"Want To" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a dream of a degree, and a shirt that smells like leaves.
Original Lyrics:
You got a dream of a degree, and a shirt that smells like me.
"Wasted Time" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Had the girls on the radio
Original Lyrics:
Had the Guns on the radio
"Wasteland" by 10 Years
Misheard Lyrics:
Change my art into good intentions
or
Change my arm into good intentions
or
Change my arm into good intentions
Original Lyrics:
Change my attempt good intentions
"Watching You" by Rodney Atkins
Misheard Lyrics:
We got cowboy boots and camel pants.
Original Lyrics:
We got cowboy boots and camo-pants.
"Watching You" by Rodney Atkins
Misheard Lyrics:
We like Bics 'n' bangs and holdin' mama's hand.
Original Lyrics:
We like fixin' things and holdin' Mama's hand.
"Watch Me" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
But this time, baby, I'm good as gold.
Original Lyrics:
But this time, baby, I'm good as gone.
"Watch Me" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not bleeding
Original Lyrics:
You're not believing
"Watermelon Crawl" by Tracy Byrd
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard a great big sneeze from a small little mare
Original Lyrics:
I heard a welcome speech from a small-town mayor.
"Watermelon Crawl" by Tracy Byrd
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard a welcome speech from a small town band.
Original Lyrics:
I heard a welcome speech from a small-town mayor.
"Watermelon Crawl" by Tracy Byrd
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard a welcome speech from a small-town mare.
Original Lyrics:
I heard a welcome speech from a small-town mayor.
"Watermelon Crawl" by Tracy Byrd
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a home made sign written in red:
Red Rind County Watermelon Festival ahead
Red Rind County Watermelon Festival ahead
or
I saw a home made sign written in red:
Run County Watermelon vegtable ahead
Run County Watermelon vegtable ahead
or
I saw a home made sign written in red:
Run County Watermelon vegtable ahead
Run County Watermelon vegtable ahead
Original Lyrics:
I saw a home made sign written in red:
Rund County Watermelon Festival ahead
Rund County Watermelon Festival ahead
"Watermelon Crawl" by Tracy Byrd
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a home made sign written in red
Ryan County Watermelon Festival Ahead.
Ryan County Watermelon Festival Ahead.
Original Lyrics:
I saw a home made sign written in red:
Rund County Watermelon Festival Ahead.
Rund County Watermelon Festival Ahead.
"Watermelon Crawl" by Tracy Byrd
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a homemade sign written in red: Rind County Watermelon Festival Ahead.
Original Lyrics:
I saw a homemade sign written in red: Rhine County Watermelon Festival Ahead.
Well, since the song's about watermelons of course one's mind would think "rind" when a similar-sounding word pops up.
"Watermelon Crawl" by Tracy Byrd
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a homemade sign written in red: Ryan County Watermelon Festival ahead
Original Lyrics:
I saw a homemade sign written in red: Bryan County Watermelon Festival Ahead
"Watermelon Crawl" by Tracy Byrd
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine,
Lake What-A-Big-@$$, Watermelons on the vine..
Lake What-A-Big-@$$, Watermelons on the vine..
Original Lyrics:
Well, we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine,
Made from the biggest Watermelons on the vine..
Made from the biggest Watermelons on the vine..
"Wave On Wave" by Pat Green
Misheard Lyrics:
And by the way, you were sexy.
Original Lyrics:
Am I the one you were sent to save?
"Wave On Wave" by Pat Green
Misheard Lyrics:
And it came upon me way far away.
Original Lyrics:
And it came upon me wave on wave.
"Wave on Wave" by Pat Green
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to pray to say the name
Original Lyrics:
Just afraid to say the name
http://www.letssingit.com/pat-green-lyrics-wave-on-wave-glvq4wl#axzz4G8joEYU0 See the artist perform on the Texas Music Scene video and it's pretty clear.
"Wave on Wave" by Pat Green
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to wipe the floor
Original Lyrics:
You ain't gotta walk alone
see video of live performance by Pat Green on Texas Music Scene http://www.letssingit.com/pat-green-lyrics-wave-on-wave-glvq4wl#axzz4G8joEYU0
"The Way You Love Me" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel with you all around me
Original Lyrics:
Feel with your arms around me
"The Way You Love Me" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I need your mommy
Original Lyrics:
The way you love me
"The Way You Love Me" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not right, it's not fair
What you're missing is your hair.
What you're missing is your hair.
Original Lyrics:
It's not right, it's not fair
What you are missing over there.
What you are missing over there.
"The Way You Love Me" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I love the way you know me
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I love the way you love me
"The Way You Love Me" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I love the way you lull me
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I love the way you love me
"The Way You Love Me" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I love the way you want me
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I love the way you love me
"The Way" by Ariana Grande
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't have a taser babe
Original Lyrics:
I don't care who sees it babe
"We Are Family" by Sister Sledge
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got all my fat cells with me.
Original Lyrics:
I've got all my sisters with me.
"We Are Family" by Sister Sledge
Misheard Lyrics:
Just let me stay for the record.
Original Lyrics:
Just let me state for the record.
"We Both Walk" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever you get that bitch to go
Original Lyrics:
Whenever you get that itch to go
"We Can" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
We have to borrow a little help
Original Lyrics:
We have the power in our hands
"We Danced Anyway" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
The summer air was heavy as slate
You and I on a crowded street
There was music everywhere, I can see a stare
In the happy little foreign town
Where the stars are upside down
You and I on a crowded street
There was music everywhere, I can see a stare
In the happy little foreign town
Where the stars are upside down
Original Lyrics:
The summer air was heavy and sweet
You and I on a crowded street
There was music everywhere, I can see us there
In a happy little foreign town
Where the stars hung upside down
You and I on a crowded street
There was music everywhere, I can see us there
In a happy little foreign town
Where the stars hung upside down
"Wendy's Fries" by Commercial
Misheard Lyrics:
You authorized with that?
Original Lyrics:
You want fries with that?
"We're All Here" by Doug Supernaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, it's good to have a wombat
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's good to have Ol' Bob back
"Werewolves Of London" by Warren Zevon
Misheard Lyrics:
Werewolves and onions
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"We Shall Be Free" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle be free
Original Lyrics:
We shall be free
"We Shall Be Free" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand straight, walk free, seashells are free
Original Lyrics:
Stand straight, walk proud, we shall be free
"We've Got It Goin' On" by Backstreet Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll send the crazy one loose, daddy
Original Lyrics:
I'll send the crazy wildin' static
"We've Got It Goin' On" by Backstreet Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Send the crazy wombat daddy.
Original Lyrics:
I'll send the crazy wildin' static.
"We Were in Love" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
We were a rock, playin' a role
Original Lyrics:
We were a rock, ready to roll
"We Won't Let That River Come Between Us" by Sweethearts Of The Rodeo
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, who wants to cry a river?
Original Lyrics:
Honey, you must have cried a river.
"What About Now?" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
We can change these dreams down the interstate
Original Lyrics:
We can chase these dreams down the interstate
"What About Now" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
The sign in the window said for sale or trade
On the last remaining dime store in Detroit, Maine
On the last remaining dime store in Detroit, Maine
Original Lyrics:
The sign in the window said for sale or trade
On the last remaining dinosaur Detroit made
On the last remaining dinosaur Detroit made
"What About Now" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Why should we hate?
Original Lyrics:
Why should we wait?
"What A Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong
Misheard Lyrics:
And the dog's sacred night
Original Lyrics:
And the dark sacred night
"What A Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong
Misheard Lyrics:
I see trees of green, red roses, too
I see them blue for me and you.
I see them blue for me and you.
Original Lyrics:
I see trees of green, red roses, too
I see them bloom for me and you.
I see them bloom for me and you.
"What A Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I sing to myself.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I think to myself...
"Whatcha Gunna Do With A Cowboy" by Chris Ledoux
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatcha gunna do with a cowboy,
when that ol' rooster tokes a bong
when that ol' rooster tokes a bong
Original Lyrics:
Whatcha gunna do with a cowboy,
when that ol' rooster crows at dawn
when that ol' rooster crows at dawn
"What Do I Have to Do" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my third time
Original Lyrics:
This is my third town
"What Else Is There?" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
What a sissy.
Original Lyrics:
What else is there?
"Whatever It Is" by Zac Brown Band
Misheard Lyrics:
She gobble and a-eat its
Original Lyrics:
She's got whatever it is
"Whatever It Is" by Zac Brown Band
Misheard Lyrics:
She gobbled deviled eggs
Original Lyrics:
She's got whatever it is
"Whatever It Is" by Zac Brown Band
Misheard Lyrics:
She gobbled deviled eggs
Original Lyrics:
She's got whatever it is
"Whatever It Is" by Zac Brown Band
Misheard Lyrics:
She gobbled my Adidas
Original Lyrics:
She's got whatever it is
"Whatever She's Got" by David Nail
Misheard Lyrics:
She likes her toast on rye bread.
Original Lyrics:
She likes to get her toes done bright red
"Whatever She's Got" by David Nail
Misheard Lyrics:
She likes her toast on rye bread.
Original Lyrics:
She likes to get her toes done bright red
"Whatever You Say" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Write it down in pencil
Whatever you say
Whatever you say
Original Lyrics:
Right now it depends on
Whatever you say
Whatever you say
"What Have I Done to Deserve This?" by Pet Shop Boys feat. Dusty Springfield
Misheard Lyrics:
How am I gonna get you?
Original Lyrics:
How am I gonna get through?
Editor's note: This is a collaboration between the Pet Shop Boys and Dusty Springfield. Therefore, both acts' names should be credited.
"What Hurts the Most" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
I can take Lorraine on the roof of this empty house
Original Lyrics:
I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
"What Hurts the Most" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
That don't butter me
Original Lyrics:
That don't bother me
"What If I Never Get Over You" by Lady Antebellum
Misheard Lyrics:
But the melody fades
Original Lyrics:
But the memory fades
"What Is Love?" by Haddaway
Misheard Lyrics:
Quitting cold turkey
Original Lyrics:
Baby don't hurt me
"What Is Love?" by Howard Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
What is love in a way?
Original Lyrics:
What is love anyway?
"What It Takes" by Aerosmith
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, before I met you, I was F-I-N-E burn
Original Lyrics:
Girl, before I met you, I was F-I-N-E fine
"What It Takes" by Aerosmith
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me you ain't dyin' when your killin' me
Original Lyrics:
Tell me you ain't dyin' when your cryin' for me
"What It Takes" by Aerosmith
Misheard Lyrics:
Without thanking you lost everything that was good in your life to the toss of the pain!
Original Lyrics:
Without thinking you lost every thing that was good in your life to the toss of the dice!
"What Made You Say That?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought you'd take forever and today.
Original Lyrics:
I thought you'd take forever and a day.
"What Made You Say That?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it a kite in your eyes?
or
Was it a fight in your eyes?
or
Was it a fight in your eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Was it the starlight in your eyes?
"What Part of No" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
Sir, if you don't mind, I'd rather be on the phone
Original Lyrics:
Sir, if you don't mind, I'd rather be alone
"What's Luv?" by Fat Joe featuring Ashanti and Ja Rule
Misheard Lyrics:
Stack your clothes out on the lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Pack your clothes and run along.
"What's Your Mama's Name?" by Tanya Tucker
Misheard Lyrics:
It must be love if we're naked.
Original Lyrics:
It must be love if we make it.
"What's Your Mama's Name?" by Tanya Tucker
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another wayward, so the county had to claim.
Original Lyrics:
Just another wayward soul, the county had to claim.
"What Was I Thinking?" by Dierks Bentley
Misheard Lyrics:
Run outside
Hood slide like cool dudes.
Hood slide like cool dudes.
Original Lyrics:
Run outside
Hood sliding like Bo Duke.
Hood sliding like Bo Duke.
"When A Man Loves A Woman" by Michael Bolton
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man loves a llama
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"When God-Fearin' Women Get The Blues" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a mustang
It'll do anything
You don't have to feed my baby
Cop-spurned violence drives you crazy
You don't have to feed my baby.
It'll do anything
You don't have to feed my baby
Cop-spurned violence drives you crazy
You don't have to feed my baby.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Mustang
It'll do 80
You don't have to be my baby
I've stirred my last batch of gravy
You don't have to be my baby.
It'll do 80
You don't have to be my baby
I've stirred my last batch of gravy
You don't have to be my baby.
"When I Come Around" by Green Day
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way above sound.
Original Lyrics:
All the way across town.
"When I Think About Angels" by Jamie O'Neal
Misheard Lyrics:
And when it's raining
You walk by me complaining
You walk by me complaining
Original Lyrics:
And when it's raining
You won't find me complaining
You won't find me complaining
"When I Think About Angels" by Jamie O'Neal
Misheard Lyrics:
Kisses remind me of the feel of butterflies
Original Lyrics:
Kisses remind me of a field of butterflies
"When I Think About Angels" by Jamie O'Neal
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does the color of my coffin match your eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Why does the color of my coffee match your eyes?
"When I Think About Cheating" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think about Jesus
Original Lyrics:
When I think about cheating
"When She Says Baby" by Jason Aldean
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, when she sings "Baby"
Original Lyrics:
Oh, when she says baby
"When The Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chesney featuring Uncle Kracker
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks Kracker's sexy when the song goes down.
Original Lyrics:
She thinks Kracker's sexy when the sun goes down.
"When The Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chesney featuring Uncle Kracker
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks crack is sexy when the song goes down
Original Lyrics:
She thinks Kracker's sexy when the sun goes down
"When The Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chensey featuring Uncle Kracker
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks crack is sexy when the sun goes down.
Original Lyrics:
She thinks Kracker's sexy when the sun goes down.
"When The Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chesney featuring Uncle Kracker
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks crackers are sexy when the song goes down
Original Lyrics:
She thinks Kracker's sexy when the sun goes down
"When The Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chensey featuring Uncle Kracker
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks crackers are sexy when the sun goes down.
Original Lyrics:
She thinks Kracker's sexy when the sun goes down.
"When The Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chesney featuring Uncle Kracker
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks crapper's sexy when the sun goes down.
Original Lyrics:
She thinks Kracker's sexy when the sun goes down.
"When The Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chensey featuring Uncle Kracker
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sun goes down, we'll be snoozin'.
Original Lyrics:
When the sun goes down, we'll be groovin'.
"When You Come Back To Me Again" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a chair out on the auction
And the mercy and the pee
It's been tossed about lost and poking
Wandering Airlessly
And the mercy and the pee
It's been tossed about lost and poking
Wandering Airlessly
Original Lyrics:
There's a ship out on the ocean
At the mercy of the sea
It's been tossed about lost and broken
Wandering aimlessly
At the mercy of the sea
It's been tossed about lost and broken
Wandering aimlessly
"When You Leave This Way" by Confederate Railroad
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama cooking and a twitchin
And Marvin Martian on the radio.
And Marvin Martian on the radio.
Original Lyrics:
Mama cooking in the kitchen
And Arthur Godfrey on the radio.
And Arthur Godfrey on the radio.
"When You Say Nothing At All" by Alison Krauss
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Mr. Hamster could never define
What's being said between your heart and mine.
What's being said between your heart and mine.
Original Lyrics:
Old Mr. Webster could never define
What's being said between your heart and mine.
What's being said between your heart and mine.
"When You Say Nothing at All" by Keith Whitley
Misheard Lyrics:
You can light up the door
Original Lyrics:
You can light up the dark
"When You Walk in the Room" by Pam Tillis
Misheard Lyrics:
But I always have love to spare
Original Lyrics:
But I only have the nerve to stare
"When You Walk in the Room" by Pam Tillis
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear the guitars playing "Love Me Do"
Original Lyrics:
I can hear the guitars playing lovely tunes
"Where Corn Don't Grow" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
You may change your mind
Oh, on weed you'll get high
Where corn don't grow.
Oh, on weed you'll get high
Where corn don't grow.
Original Lyrics:
You may change your mind
Oh, the weeds are high
Where corn don't grow.
Oh, the weeds are high
Where corn don't grow.
"Where I Come From" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I was rollin' wheels and shiftin' gears
Around that dirty turnpike
When Marty stopped me with his gun
Ten minutes after midnight
Said sir you broke the lemon in that rusty old truck
I don't know about that accident, son
Just where did you come from
Around that dirty turnpike
When Marty stopped me with his gun
Ten minutes after midnight
Said sir you broke the lemon in that rusty old truck
I don't know about that accident, son
Just where did you come from
Original Lyrics:
Well I was rollin' wheels and shiftin' gears
'Round that Jersey Turnpike
When Barney stopped me with his gun
Ten minutes after midnight
Said sir you broke the limit in that rusty ol' truck
I don't know about that accent son
Just where do you come from
'Round that Jersey Turnpike
When Barney stopped me with his gun
Ten minutes after midnight
Said sir you broke the limit in that rusty ol' truck
I don't know about that accent son
Just where do you come from
"Where I Come From" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's coldblooded chicken.
It's coldblooded chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's cornbread and chicken.
It's cornbread and chicken.
"Where I Come From" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I come from
A lot of fun board sittin'.
A lot of fun board sittin'.
Original Lyrics:
Where I come from
A lot of front porch sittin'.
A lot of front porch sittin'.
"Where I Come From" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's corn ridden chicken.
It's corn ridden chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's cornbread and chicken.
It's cornbread and chicken.
"Where I Come From" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's cornhole and fisting.
It's cornhole and fisting.
Original Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's cornbread and chicken.
It's cornbread and chicken.
"Where The Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows,
watch my corn-pops rock and roll
watch my corn-pops rock and roll
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows,
watch my corn pop up in rows
watch my corn pop up in rows
"Where The Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn popping crows.
Watch my corn popping crows.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
"Where The Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Im gonna live where the green grass grows
Watch my Corn Pops up and roll.
Watch my Corn Pops up and roll.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
"Where The Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop up your nose
Original Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop up in rows
"Where The Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch my corn popping crows.
Original Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
"Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna win and the green grass grows
Drive my Ford down a f***in' road
Drive my Ford down a f***in' road
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn pop up in rows
Watch my corn pop up in rows
"Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop ****ing rows
Original Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
Watch my corn pop ****ing rows…
"Where the Wild Things Are" by Metallica
Misheard Lyrics:
All children touch themselves.
Original Lyrics:
All children touch the sun.
"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you burst out with crime for the red, white and blue?
Original Lyrics:
Did you burst out with pride for the red, white and blue?
"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you burst out with crying for the red, white and blue?
Original Lyrics:
Did you burst out with pride for the red, white and blue?
"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you burst out with crying
Original Lyrics:
Did you burst out with pride
"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you burst out with primates
Original Lyrics:
Did you burst out with pride
"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a savior of sinful songs
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a singer of simple songs
"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a real illiterate man
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a real political man
"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
That December day
Original Lyrics:
That September day
Refers to September 11, 2001, when the attacks at the World Trade Center and the Pentagon took place.
"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Where were you when the world stopped churning on that September day?
Original Lyrics:
Where were you when the world stopped turning on that September day?
"Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch CNN and I'm not sure
I could tell you the difference in our rock and our band.
I could tell you the difference in our rock and our band.
Original Lyrics:
I watch CNN and I'm not sure
I could tell you the difference in Iraq and Iran.
I could tell you the difference in Iraq and Iran.
"Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference and I rock and I rant.
The difference and I rock and I rant.
Original Lyrics:
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran.
The difference in Iraq and Iran.
"Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference between our rock and our end
The difference between our rock and our end
Original Lyrics:
I watch cnn but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran
The difference in Iraq and Iran
"Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning?" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Faith kicked Bin Laden, now she'll make ya famous.
Original Lyrics:
Faith hope and love are some good things He gave us.
"Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning?" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch CNN and I'm not sure I could tell you the difference in a rock and our ant
Original Lyrics:
I watch CNN and I'm not sure I could tell you the difference in Iraq and Iran.
"Where Were You (When World Stopped Returning)?" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Original Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
"Whiskey For My Men, Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Whiskey for my men
Before my horses.
Before my horses.
Original Lyrics:
Whiskey for my men
Beer for my horses.
Beer for my horses.
"Whiskey Girl" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
No Cuervo Gold margaritas
Just end up burning good tequila.
Just end up burning good tequila.
Original Lyrics:
No Cuervo Gold margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila.
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila.
"Whiskey Girl" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't into whine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her noses.
Beer just makes her turn up her noses.
Original Lyrics:
She ain't into wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose.
Beer just makes her turn up her nose.
"Whiskey Girl" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't to wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And she can't stand just about a sip of champagne.
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And she can't stand just about a sip of champagne.
Original Lyrics:
She ain't to wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And she can't stand the thought of sipping champagne.
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And she can't stand the thought of sipping champagne.
"Whiskey Girl" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
She needs somethin' with a little more rage.
Original Lyrics:
She needs somethin' with a little more edge.
"Whiskey, If You Were a Woman" by Highway 101
Misheard Lyrics:
For his sake, if you were a woman
or
Oh, would he stay if you were a woman?
or
What would he say if you were a woman?
or
Oh, would he stay if you were a woman?
or
What would he say if you were a woman?
Original Lyrics:
Oh whiskey if you were a woman
"Whiskey, If You Were a Woman" by Highway 101
Misheard Lyrics:
I always say the man knows who I know
Original Lyrics:
I always take him back though soon I know
"Whiskey In The Jar" by Metallica
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a sway whore that loved me
No devil would believe me.
No devil would believe me.
Original Lyrics:
She sw-swore that she loved me
No, never would she leave me.
No, never would she leave me.
"Whiskey Lullaby" by Brad Paisley & Alison Krauss
Misheard Lyrics:
The room is blue
But nobody knows how much she blamed herself.
But nobody knows how much she blamed herself.
Original Lyrics:
The rumors flew
But nobody knew how much she blamed herself.
But nobody knew how much she blamed herself.
"Whiskey Lullaby" by Brad Paisley and Alison Krauss
Misheard Lyrics:
The room is full.
Original Lyrics:
The rumors flew.
"Whiskey Lullaby" by Brad Paisley and Alison Krauss
Misheard Lyrics:
The room was blue
Original Lyrics:
The rumors flew
"Whiskey Lullaby" by Brad Paisley and Alison Krauss
Misheard Lyrics:
When we burried him beneath the pillow
Original Lyrics:
When we buried him beneath the willow
"Whisky Lullaby" by Alison Krauss and Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
The room was blue.
Original Lyrics:
The rumors flew.
"White Flag" by Dido
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with dishes.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship.
"White Flag" by Dido
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with this shame.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship.
"White Horse" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
Try and text me now, ohhhhh
Original Lyrics:
Try and catch me now, ohhhhh
"White Room" by Cream
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll wait and f**k you when the trains come by.
Original Lyrics:
I'll wait in the queue when the trains come back.
"White Room" by Cream
Misheard Lyrics:
Silver horses, Landau moonbeams, in your dark eyes
Original Lyrics:
Silver horses, ran down moonbeams, in your dark eyes
"White Room" by Cream
Misheard Lyrics:
That some dickhead,
rest his soul said,
good vibrations
rest his soul said,
good vibrations
Original Lyrics:
Platform ticket,
restless easel,
goodbye windows
restless easel,
goodbye windows
"White Trash Wedding" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't afford no rain
Can't afford no rain
I shouldn't be wearin' white
And you can't afford no rain.
Can't afford no rain
I shouldn't be wearin' white
And you can't afford no rain.
Original Lyrics:
Can't afford no ring
Can't afford no ring
I shouldn't be wearin' white
And you can't afford no ring.
Can't afford no ring
I shouldn't be wearin' white
And you can't afford no ring.
"White Trash Wedding" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Should not be wear`in white
If you can not hold your drink.
If you can not hold your drink.
Original Lyrics:
Should not be wear`in white
If you can`t afford a ring.
If you can`t afford a ring.
"Who Are You" by The Who
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooh, Ollie! Oooo Ooo, ooo ooo!
Original Lyrics:
Who are you? Who who, who who?
"Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the day is done
My momma steals the kitchen ham.
My momma steals the kitchen ham.
Original Lyrics:
And when the day is done
My momma's still my biggest fan.
My momma's still my biggest fan.
"Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Rosemary's dead daughter.
Original Lyrics:
I am Rosemary's granddaughter.
"Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Rosemary's grandfather
Sister of my father
And when the day is done
My mom is on the kitchen fan.
Sister of my father
And when the day is done
My mom is on the kitchen fan.
Original Lyrics:
I am Rosemary's granddaughter
Spitting image of my father
And when the day is done
My mama's still my biggest fan.
Spitting image of my father
And when the day is done
My mama's still my biggest fan.
"Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
I am noseberry's granddaughter,
spinning image of my father
spinning image of my father
Original Lyrics:
I am Rosemary's granddaughter
spitting image of my father
spitting image of my father
"Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
I could have said I'm clumsy
Original Lyrics:
I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
"Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have said I'm sorry.
Original Lyrics:
I'm clueless and I'm clumsy.
"Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
I will cry those teardrops no way.
Original Lyrics:
I will cry those teardrops knowin'.
"Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm curious and I'm lovely.
Original Lyrics:
I'm clueless and I'm clumsy.
"Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shirtless and I'm puffy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm clueless and I'm clumsy.
"Who Let The Dogs Out?" by Baha Men
Misheard Lyrics:
Who let the dogs out?
(Who, who, who, who who?)
(Who, who, who, who who?)
Original Lyrics:
Who let the dogs out?
(Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!)
(Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!)
"Who's Cheatin' Who?" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
And who caught a spark next door?
Original Lyrics:
And whose car is parked next door?
Song originally was a hit by a lady country singer named Charly McClain in the 1970's
"Who's Cheatin' Who?" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose dog's barkin' next door
Original Lyrics:
Whose car is parked next door
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Boobs bent, have your boobs bent under.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Boobs fed have your boobs fed and honored
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Boobs in, have your boobs been under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Boose day, happy boose day to ya'.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Boots baby, have your boots, baby thunder.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Tuesday, have your boots been laundered?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
Editor's Note: The correct title of this song is "WHOSE Bed Have Your Boots Been Under", not "Who's." "Who's" is the contraction for "who is" or "who has."
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Try the operetta
Original Lyrics:
Try the operator
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Who said, 'cause your boots said.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's bay, happy boose bay; 'n' under!
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose bed did you goose-step under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose bed have your books been under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boobs been under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Who's That Man?" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn left at the Oak Hotel
I know this poolavan mus to well.
I know this poolavan mus to well.
Original Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard much too well.
I know this boulevard much too well.
"Who's That Man?" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard and musty hill well
or Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard must heal well.
I know this boulevard and musty hill well
or Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard must heal well.
Original Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard much too well.
I know this boulevard much too well.
"Who's That Man?" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
Know this pool-a-vahn mush too well.
Know this pool-a-vahn mush too well.
Original Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard much too well.
I know this boulevard much too well.
"Who's That Man" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn left at the Oval Tail
Original Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
"Why Can't We?" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Dull half-seen children at play in the park
Scared shakes of ivy, red-yellow in the dark.
Scared shakes of ivy, red-yellow in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
To have seen children at play in the park
Skin shades of ivory, red, yellow, and dark.
Skin shades of ivory, red, yellow, and dark.
"Why Can't We?" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes saw commerce their little hearts could not see.
Original Lyrics:
My eyes saw colors their little hearts could not see.
"Why Can't We?" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
With my half-seen children at play in the park
Skit shades of ivory, vanilla and dark
While my eyes saw comfort their little hearts could not see.
or
Wild Miocene children at play in the park
Split shakes of ivory, red, yellow and hark
Why liars all come where their little hearts could not see.
Skit shades of ivory, vanilla and dark
While my eyes saw comfort their little hearts could not see.
or
Wild Miocene children at play in the park
Split shakes of ivory, red, yellow and hark
Why liars all come where their little hearts could not see.
Original Lyrics:
And I have seen children at play in the park
Skin shades of ivory, red, yellow and dark
While my eyes saw colors their little hearts could not see.
Skin shades of ivory, red, yellow and dark
While my eyes saw colors their little hearts could not see.
"Why Didn't I Think of That?" by Doug Stone
Misheard Lyrics:
He tries to please her and calls her Little Weasel
Just to say, 'Hello'.
Just to say, 'Hello'.
Original Lyrics:
He tries to please her and he calls for no reason
Just to say, 'Hello".
Just to say, 'Hello".
"Why Does It Have To Be (Wrong Or Right" by Restless Heart
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do we have to hurt one tool or another?
Original Lyrics:
Why do we have to hurt one to love another?
"Why Don't We Get Drunk" by Jimmy Buffett
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet bottles water there's still hope for me and you
Original Lyrics:
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you.
"Why Don't You Love Me (Like You Used To Do)?" by Elvis Costello and the Attractions
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you love me like you used to do?
How come you treat me like a one-eyed Jew?
How come you treat me like a one-eyed Jew?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you love me like you used to do?
How come you treat me like a worn-out shoe?
How come you treat me like a worn-out shoe?
"Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For?" by Crystal Gayle
Misheard Lyrics:
Has she heard like me that diamond door?
or
Has she heard like me that bam-bam door?
or
Has she heard like me that bam-bam door?
Original Lyrics:
Has she heard like me that slamming door?
"Wichita Lineman" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear you singing in the choir
I can hear you through the line.
I can hear you through the line.
Original Lyrics:
I hear you singin' in the wire
I can hear you through the whine.
I can hear you through the whine.
"Wichita Lineman" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
The dickhead lineman
Original Lyrics:
The Wichita line man
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
And her dad yelled, 'Check me, boys!'
Original Lyrics:
And her dad yelled, 'Check the oil!'
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
As her Folks drive away, her Dad Yell's "Check me boy"!
Original Lyrics:
As her folks drive away, her Dad Yell's "Check the Oil"!
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
As her folks drive away, her Dad yells 'Chuckie Boy'!
Original Lyrics:
As her folks drive away, her Dad yells 'Check the Oil'!
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
As she drove away her dad chucked chiken bones
Original Lyrics:
As she drove away her dad yells check the oil
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Her dad yelled out the window
'Chucky Boil!'
'Chucky Boil!'
Original Lyrics:
Her dad yelled out the window
'Check the oil!'
'Check the oil!'
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh spaces
or
Ooh faces
or
Ooh faces
Original Lyrics:
New faces
"Wide Open Spaces" by The Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Replacing the cloud with a foundation of stone
Original Lyrics:
A place in the clouds, a foundation of stone
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Room to make a big buck scrapes.
Original Lyrics:
Room to make the big mistakes.
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Room to make a big muck scraper
Original Lyrics:
Room to make the big mistakes
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Room to make the big mustangs
Original Lyrics:
Room to make the big mistakes
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
She goes to Ohio State.
Original Lyrics:
She knows the high stakes.
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows Ohio State.
Original Lyrics:
She knows the highest stakes.
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows Ohio stinks
Original Lyrics:
She knows the high stakes
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows the high estates
Original Lyrics:
She knows the high stakes
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows the highest ace
Original Lyrics:
She knows the high stakes
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't men shave their heads?
Original Lyrics:
Wide open spaces
"Wild Angels" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause that's the way that two fall apart
We still break each other's heart sometimes
Spend some nights on the jagged side
So, how'd we wake up in each other's arms?
We still break each other's heart sometimes
Spend some nights on the jagged side
So, how'd we wake up in each other's arms?
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's so easy to fall apart
And we still break each other's heart sometimes
Spend some nights on the jagged side
Somehow we wake up in each other's arms
And we still break each other's heart sometimes
Spend some nights on the jagged side
Somehow we wake up in each other's arms
"Wild As The Wind" by Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Wow, what a big goose
Original Lyrics:
Wild as the wind is...
"Wild One" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
She was beating her soul on her daddy's knee
Original Lyrics:
She was three years old on her daddy's knee
"Wild One" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
She was three years old on a dance with me
Original Lyrics:
She was three years old on her daddy's knee
"Wild One" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a mama
or
She's a llama
or
She's a wombat
or
She's a robot
or
She's a llama
or
She's a wombat
or
She's a robot
Original Lyrics:
She's a wild one
"Wildwood Weed" by Jim Stafford
Misheard Lyrics:
And he saw it and turned white as a sheik
Original Lyrics:
And he spied it and turned white as a sheet
"Wildwood Weed" by Jim Stafford
Misheard Lyrics:
But I knew it beat the hell out of stiffin' Burlington
Original Lyrics:
But I knew it beat the hell out of sniffin' burlap.
"Wildwood Weed" by Jim Stafford
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't come back now, ya' hear?
Original Lyrics:
Y'all come back now, hear?
"Willie, Waylon, & Me" by David Allan Coe
Misheard Lyrics:
And Dylan would write for a tree.
Original Lyrics:
And Dylan would write poetry.
"Will You Love Me Tomorrow?" by Shirelles
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight you're mine, come quickly.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight you're mine, completely.
"Will You Remember Me?" by Rosanne Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, you gave me lice.
or
Oh, you gave me life.
or
Oh, you gave me life.
Original Lyrics:
On the edge of life
"Wind Of Change" by Scorpions
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow them as one
You know how to donkey punch.
You know how to donkey punch.
Original Lyrics:
I follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park.
Down to Gorky Park.
"Wink" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
All she's gotta do is get rid of that stink.
Original Lyrics:
All she's gotta do is just gimme that wink.
"Wink" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need to slap a window
On a fast moving train.
On a fast moving train.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need to psychoanalyze
Ar have a stiff drink.
Ar have a stiff drink.
"Wink" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need to start the Wimmelizer.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need a psychoanalyzer.
"Wink" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
No ned to psychoanalyze
Or psychodelic shrink.
Or psychodelic shrink.
Original Lyrics:
No need to psychoanalyze
Or have a stiff drink.
Or have a stiff drink.
"Wink" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to sack a woman
Or to have a stiff drink.
Or to have a stiff drink.
Original Lyrics:
No need to psychoanalyze
Or have a stiff drink.
Or have a stiff drink.
"Wink" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to start the Wimellizer
Go have a stiff drink.
Go have a stiff drink.
Original Lyrics:
No need to psychoanalyze
Or have a stiff drink.
Or have a stiff drink.
"The Winner" by Bobby Bare
Misheard Lyrics:
Mine rolled away like chiggers down the street in San Antone
Original Lyrics:
Mine rolled away like Chicklets down the street in San Antone
"Wish I Didn't Know Now" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather go on loving blind girls
Than go on loving without you
Than go on loving without you
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather go on loving blind, Girl
Than go on loving without you
Than go on loving without you
"Wish I Didn't Know Now" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
You've still got my heart in the palm of your hand
I stood up like a fool in front of your friends.
I stood up like a fool in front of your friends.
Original Lyrics:
You'd still have my heart in the palm of your hand
I'd still look like a fool in front of your friends.
I'd still look like a fool in front of your friends.
"Wish I Were Only Lonely" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
When you wake up to nobody
And nobody ever says goodbye
And nobody ever says goodbye
Original Lyrics:
When you ain't got nobody
Then nobody ever says goodbye
Then nobody ever says goodbye
"Witchy Woman" by The Eagles
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, ooh, windshield woman
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, ooh, witchy woman
"With Me" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
My red for roaring racing me down the back street
Original Lyrics:
My red Ferrari racing me down the back street
"Without You" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause without you I'm not open
Original Lyrics:
'Cause without you I'm not okay
"Without You" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Without you I'm not a Rookie
Original Lyrics:
Without you I'm not okay
"Without You" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Without you I'm not a key
Original Lyrics:
Without you I'm not okay
"The Wizard" by Black Sabbath
Misheard Lyrics:
Long grey cloak, twinkling bell.
Original Lyrics:
Funny clothes, twinkling bell.
"Woke Up This Morning (Sopranos' Theme)" by Alabama 3
Misheard Lyrics:
Woke up this morning
Got a moo-moo in your eye.
Got a moo-moo in your eye.
Original Lyrics:
Woke up this morning
Got a blue moon in your eye.
Got a blue moon in your eye.
"The Woman in Me (Needs the Man in You)" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
But when will I choose?
Original Lyrics:
But I win when I choose
"Woman, Sensuous Woman" by Mark Chesnutt
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman, Since she was woman
Original Lyrics:
Woman, Sensuous Woman
"The Woman With You" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Been gopherin', chaufferin', company chairmen
Copy maker, copy repairman.
Copy maker, copy repairman.
Original Lyrics:
Been gopherin', chaufferin', company chairmen
Coffee maker, copy repairman.
Coffee maker, copy repairman.
"The Woman With You" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
I been a gopher and a showffer in a comfortable chair, man
Coffee maker, coffee repairman.
Coffee maker, coffee repairman.
Original Lyrics:
I've been gopherin', chaufferin', company chairman
Coffee maker, copy repairman
Coffee maker, copy repairman
"Wonderwall" by Oasis
Misheard Lyrics:
Today, is gonna be the day,
that the gun will throw it back to you.
that the gun will throw it back to you.
Original Lyrics:
Today, is gonna be the day,
that they're gonna throw it back to you.
that they're gonna throw it back to you.
"Wonderwall" by Oasis
Misheard Lyrics:
Today, is gonna be the day, that they're gonna put a bag on you.
Original Lyrics:
Today, is gonna be the day, that they're gonna throw it back to you.
"Working Class Man" by Lacy J. Dalton
Misheard Lyrics:
He believes in God in Dallas
Original Lyrics:
He believes in God and Elvis
"Working Man" by Rush
Misheard Lyrics:
Lock it up, 7, yea!
And I go to work at night.
And I go to work at night.
Original Lyrics:
Well I get up at 7, yeah!
And I go to work at nine.
And I go to work at nine.
"Would These Arms Be in Your Way" by Keith Whitley
Misheard Lyrics:
Two years that listen you could talk to
Original Lyrics:
Two ears that listen you could talk to
"Would You Go With Me?" by Josh Turner
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to sew
So would you go with me?
So would you go with me?
Original Lyrics:
I love you so
So would you go with me?
So would you go with me?
"Wrap Her Up" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Abu, there's a hall down near
Abu, she is boating near
Abu, Only get one chance
To deter you, they all can dance
Abu, there's a hall down near
Abu, she is boating near
Abu, It's calling near, Abu.
Abu, she is boating near
Abu, Only get one chance
To deter you, they all can dance
Abu, there's a hall down near
Abu, she is boating near
Abu, It's calling near, Abu.
Original Lyrics:
Wrap her up, I'll take her home with me
Wrap her up, she is all I need
Wrap her up, I only get one chance
Beasts and beauties, but they all can dance
Wrap her up, I'll take her home with me
Wrap her up, she is all I need
Wrap her up, give her to me, wrap her up.
Wrap her up, she is all I need
Wrap her up, I only get one chance
Beasts and beauties, but they all can dance
Wrap her up, I'll take her home with me
Wrap her up, she is all I need
Wrap her up, give her to me, wrap her up.
"Write This Down" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, right this down
Take a little dope to relax you
In case you did elope
Take a little dope to relax you
In case you did elope
Original Lyrics:
Baby, write this down
Take a little note to remind you
In case you didn't know
Take a little note to remind you
In case you didn't know
"Write This Down" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
You can find the gism, I can find a stone.
Folks will be eating these words, long after we're gone.
Folks will be eating these words, long after we're gone.
Original Lyrics:
You can find a chisel, I can find a stone.
Folks will be reading these words, long after we're gone.
Folks will be reading these words, long after we're gone.
"Wrong Baby Wrong Baby Wrong" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in you now
or
I'll be leaving you now
or
I'll be leaving you now
Original Lyrics:
I ain't leaving you now
"Wrong Side of Memphis" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Full tank of gas and a sista down in Tampa
Original Lyrics:
Full tank of gas and a 69 Tempest
"Wrong Way" by Sublime
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie's twelve years and tomorrow she'll be a w**re.
Original Lyrics:
Annie's twelve years old, in two more she'll be a w**re.
"Wrong Way" by Sublime
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie's twelve years old
And to Marshall be a war.
And to Marshall be a war.
Original Lyrics:
Annie's twelve years old
In 2 more, she'll be a whore.
In 2 more, she'll be a whore.
"The Wurlitzer Prize" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
They oughta give me the Wurlitzer Prize
Or the silver eyelid slide.
Or the silver eyelid slide.
Original Lyrics:
They oughta give me the Wurlitzer Prize
For all the silver I let slide.
For all the silver I let slide.
"www.memory" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
At www.memory
I'll be waiving for you patiently
If you feel the meat, just click on meat
At www.memory
I'll be waiving for you patiently
If you feel the meat, just click on meat
At www.memory
Original Lyrics:
At www.memory
I'll be waiting for you patiently
If you feel the need, just click on me
At www.memory
I'll be waiting for you patiently
If you feel the need, just click on me
At www.memory
"www.memory" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
If you feed the need, just get the meat
Original Lyrics:
If you feel the need, just click on me
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