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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medicine Show
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride me, mama.
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, mama.
"Walking After Midnight" by Patsy Cline
Misheard Lyrics:
The doctor sees a weeping willow
Crying on my pillow.
Crying on my pillow.
Original Lyrics:
I stop to see a weeping willow
Crying on his pillow.
Crying on his pillow.
"Walking In Memphis" by LoneStar
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' with my feet ten feet off the field.
Original Lyrics:
Walkin' with my feet ten feet off of Beale.
"Walking In Memphis" by Marc Cohn
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking with my feet 10 feet off a pier...
or
Walking with my feet 10 feet off a Beer
or
Walking with my feet 10 feet off a Beer
Original Lyrics:
Walking with my feet 10 feet off of Beale
"Walking In Memphis" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking with my feet ten feet off the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale.
"Walk The Way The Wind Blows" by Kathy Mattea
Misheard Lyrics:
Walter waves at windows.
or
Walk away to Winslow.
or
Walk away to Winslow.
Original Lyrics:
Walk the way the wind blows.
"Waltzing Matilda" by Australian Folk Song
Misheard Lyrics:
Walt, sing Matilda.
Original Lyrics:
Waltzing Matilda
"Watching You" by Rodney Atkins
Misheard Lyrics:
We got cowboy boots and camel pants.
Original Lyrics:
We got cowboy boots and camo-pants.
"Watching You" by Rodney Atkins
Misheard Lyrics:
We like Bics 'n' bangs and holdin' mama's hand.
Original Lyrics:
We like fixin' things and holdin' Mama's hand.
"Watermelon Crawl" by Tracy Byrd
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a home made sign written in red:
Red Rind County Watermelon Festival ahead
Red Rind County Watermelon Festival ahead
or
I saw a home made sign written in red:
Run County Watermelon vegtable ahead
Run County Watermelon vegtable ahead
or
I saw a home made sign written in red:
Run County Watermelon vegtable ahead
Run County Watermelon vegtable ahead
Original Lyrics:
I saw a home made sign written in red:
Rund County Watermelon Festival ahead
Rund County Watermelon Festival ahead
"Watermelon Crawl" by Tracy Byrd
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a home made sign written in red
Ryan County Watermelon Festival Ahead.
Ryan County Watermelon Festival Ahead.
Original Lyrics:
I saw a home made sign written in red:
Rund County Watermelon Festival Ahead.
Rund County Watermelon Festival Ahead.
"Watermelon Crawl" by Tracy Byrd
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine,
Lake What-A-Big-@$$, Watermelons on the vine..
Lake What-A-Big-@$$, Watermelons on the vine..
Original Lyrics:
Well, we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine,
Made from the biggest Watermelons on the vine..
Made from the biggest Watermelons on the vine..
"Wave On Wave" by Pat Green
Misheard Lyrics:
And by the way, you were sexy.
Original Lyrics:
Am I the one you were sent to save?
"Wave On Wave" by Pat Green
Misheard Lyrics:
And it came upon me way far away.
Original Lyrics:
And it came upon me wave on wave.
"The Way You Love Me" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not right, it's not fair
What you're missing is your hair.
What you're missing is your hair.
Original Lyrics:
It's not right, it's not fair
What you are missing over there.
What you are missing over there.
"Welcome To Paradise" by Green Day
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay attention to the cracked streets
And Mike's broken nose.
And Mike's broken nose.
Original Lyrics:
Pay attention to the cracked streets
And the broken homes.
And the broken homes.
"We're All Here" by Doug Supernaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, it's good to have a wombat
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's good to have Ol' Bob back
"We Shall Be Free" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand straight, walk free, seashells are free
Original Lyrics:
Stand straight, walk proud, we shall be free
"We Won't Let That River Come Between Us" by Sweethearts Of The Rodeo
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, who wants to cry a river?
Original Lyrics:
Honey, you must have cried a river.
"What A Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong
Misheard Lyrics:
And the dogs say goodnight.
Original Lyrics:
And the dark sacred night.
"Whatcha Gunna Do With A Cowboy" by Chris Ledoux
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatcha gunna do with a cowboy,
when that ol' rooster tokes a bong
when that ol' rooster tokes a bong
Original Lyrics:
Whatcha gunna do with a cowboy,
when that ol' rooster crows at dawn
when that ol' rooster crows at dawn
"What Else Is There?" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
What a sissy.
Original Lyrics:
What else is there?
"Whatever you say" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Write it down in pencil
Whatever you say
Whatever you say
Original Lyrics:
Right now it depends on
Whatever you say
Whatever you say
"What Happens In Mexico (Stays In Mexico)" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one night together in love.
Yeah, one night together in love.
Original Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one was never enough.
Yeah, one was never enough.
"What Happens In Mexico (Stays In Mexico)" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one was never enough.
Yeah, one was never enough.
Original Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one more night together in love.
Yeah, one more night together in love.
"What Made You Say That?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought you'd take forever and today.
Original Lyrics:
I thought you'd take forever and a day.
"What Made You Say That?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it a kite in your eyes?
or
Was it a fight in your eyes?
or
Was it a fight in your eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Was it the starlight in your eyes?
"What's Your Mama's Name?" by Tanya Tucker
Misheard Lyrics:
It must be love if we're naked.
Original Lyrics:
It must be love if we make it.
"What's Your Momma's Name?" by Tanya Tucker
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another wayward soul the county had to claim.
Original Lyrics:
Just another wayward soul, the county'd had to pay.
"What Was I Thinking?" by Dierks Bently
Misheard Lyrics:
Run outside
Hood slide like cool dudes.
Hood slide like cool dudes.
Original Lyrics:
Run outside
Hood slide like Bo Duke.
Hood slide like Bo Duke.
"When God-Fearin' Women Get The Blues" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a mustang
It'll do anything
You don't have to feed my baby
Cop-spurned violence drives you crazy
You don't have to feed my baby.
It'll do anything
You don't have to feed my baby
Cop-spurned violence drives you crazy
You don't have to feed my baby.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Mustang
It'll do 80
You don't have to be my baby
I've stirred my last batch of gravy
You don't have to be my baby.
It'll do 80
You don't have to be my baby
I've stirred my last batch of gravy
You don't have to be my baby.
"When I Think About Angels" by Jamie O'Neal
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does the color of my coffin match your eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Why does the color of my coffee match your eyes?
"When I Think About Cheating" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think about Jesus
Original Lyrics:
When I think about cheating
"When The Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chesney featuring Uncle Kracker
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks Kracker's sexy when the song goes down.
Original Lyrics:
She thinks Kracker's sexy when the sun goes down.
"When The Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chesney featuring Uncle Kracker
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks crack is sexy when the song goes down
Original Lyrics:
She thinks Kracker's sexy when the sun goes down
"When The Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chensey featuring Uncle Kracker
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks crack is sexy when the sun goes down.
Original Lyrics:
She thinks Kracker's sexy when the sun goes down.
"When The Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chesney featuring Uncle Kracker
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks crackers are sexy when the song goes down
Original Lyrics:
She thinks Kracker's sexy when the sun goes down
"When The Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chensey featuring Uncle Kracker
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks crackers are sexy when the sun goes down.
Original Lyrics:
She thinks Kracker's sexy when the sun goes down.
"When The Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chesney featuring Uncle Kracker
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks crapper's sexy when the sun goes down.
Original Lyrics:
She thinks Kracker's sexy when the sun goes down.
"When The Sun Goes Down" by Kenny Chensey featuring Uncle Kracker
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sun goes down, we'll be snoozin'.
Original Lyrics:
When the sun goes down, we'll be groovin'.
"When You Come Back To Me Again" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a chair out on the auction
And the mercy and the pee
It's been tossed about lost and poking
Wandering Airlessly
And the mercy and the pee
It's been tossed about lost and poking
Wandering Airlessly
Original Lyrics:
There's a ship out on the ocean
At the mercy of the sea
It's been tossed about lost and broken
Wandering aimlessly
At the mercy of the sea
It's been tossed about lost and broken
Wandering aimlessly
"When You Leave This Way" by Confederate Railroad
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama cooking and a twitchin
And Marvin Martian on the radio.
And Marvin Martian on the radio.
Original Lyrics:
Mama cooking in the kitchen
And Arthur Godfrey on the radio.
And Arthur Godfrey on the radio.
"When You Say Nothing At All" by Alison Krauss
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Mr. Hamster could never define
What's being said between your heart and mine.
What's being said between your heart and mine.
Original Lyrics:
Old Mr. Webster could never define
What's being said between your heart and mine.
What's being said between your heart and mine.
"Where Corn Don't Grow" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
You may change your mind
Oh, on weed you'll get high
Where corn don't grow.
Oh, on weed you'll get high
Where corn don't grow.
Original Lyrics:
You may change your mind
Oh, the weeds are high
Where corn don't grow.
Oh, the weeds are high
Where corn don't grow.
"Where I Come From" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I come from
A lot of fun board sittin'.
A lot of fun board sittin'.
Original Lyrics:
Where I come from
A lot of front porch sittin'.
A lot of front porch sittin'.
"Where I Come From" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's corn ridden chicken.
It's corn ridden chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's cornbread and chicken.
It's cornbread and chicken.
"Where I Come From" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's cornhole and fisting.
It's cornhole and fisting.
Original Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's cornbread and chicken.
It's cornbread and chicken.
"Where The Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows,
watch my corn_pops rock and roll
watch my corn_pops rock and roll
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows,
watch my corn pop up in rows
watch my corn pop up in rows
"Where The Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn popping crows.
Watch my corn popping crows.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
"Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop up your nose
Original Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop up in rows
"Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch CNN and I'm not sure
I could tell you the difference in our rock and our band.
I could tell you the difference in our rock and our band.
Original Lyrics:
I watch CNN and I'm not sure
I could tell you the difference in Iraq and Iran.
I could tell you the difference in Iraq and Iran.
"Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference and I rock and I rant.
The difference and I rock and I rant.
Original Lyrics:
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran.
The difference in Iraq and Iran.
"Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference between our rock and our end
The difference between our rock and our end
Original Lyrics:
I watch cnn but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran
The difference in Iraq and Iran
"Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning?" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Faith kicked Bin Laden, now she'll make ya famous.
Original Lyrics:
Faith hope and love are some good things He gave us.
"Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning?" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch CNN and I'm not sure I could tell you the difference in a rock and our ant
Original Lyrics:
I watch CNN and I'm not sure I could tell you the difference in Iraq and Iran.
"Where Were You (When World Stopped Returning)?" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Original Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
"Whiskey For My Men, Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Whiskey for my men
Before my horses.
Before my horses.
Original Lyrics:
Whiskey for my men
Beer for my horses.
Beer for my horses.
"Whiskey Girl" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
No Cuervo Gold margaritas
Just end up burning good tequila.
Just end up burning good tequila.
Original Lyrics:
No Cuervo Gold margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila.
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila.
"Whiskey Girl" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't into whine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her noses.
Beer just makes her turn up her noses.
Original Lyrics:
She ain't into wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose.
Beer just makes her turn up her nose.
"Whiskey Girl" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't to wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And she can't stand just about a sip of champagne.
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And she can't stand just about a sip of champagne.
Original Lyrics:
She ain't to wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And she can't stand the thought of sipping champagne.
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And she can't stand the thought of sipping champagne.
"Whiskey Girl" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
She needs somethin' with a little more rage.
Original Lyrics:
She needs somethin' with a little more edge.
"Whiskey Lullaby" by Brad Paisley & Allison Krauss
Misheard Lyrics:
The room is blue
But nobody knows how much she blamed herself.
But nobody knows how much she blamed herself.
Original Lyrics:
The rumors flew
But nobody knew how much she blamed herself.
But nobody knew how much she blamed herself.
"Whiskey Lullaby" by Brad Paisley & Allison Krauss
Misheard Lyrics:
The room is full.
Original Lyrics:
The rumors flew.
"Whiskey Lullaby" by Brad Paisley and Allison Krauss
Misheard Lyrics:
When we burried him beneath the pillow
Original Lyrics:
When we buried him beneath the willow
"Whisky Lullaby" by Alison Krauss and Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
The room was blue.
Original Lyrics:
The rumors flew.
"White Trash Wedding" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't afford no rain
Can't afford no rain
I shouldn't be wearin' white
And you can't afford no rain.
Can't afford no rain
I shouldn't be wearin' white
And you can't afford no rain.
Original Lyrics:
Can't afford no ring
Can't afford no ring
I shouldn't be wearin' white
And you can't afford no ring.
Can't afford no ring
I shouldn't be wearin' white
And you can't afford no ring.
"White Trash Wedding" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Should not be wear`in white
If you can not hold your drink.
If you can not hold your drink.
Original Lyrics:
Should not be wear`in white
If you can`t afford a ring.
If you can`t afford a ring.
"Who I Am?" by Jessica Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have said I'm sorry.
Original Lyrics:
I'm clueless and I'm clumsy.
"Who I Am?" by Jessica Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
I will cry those teardrops no way.
Original Lyrics:
I will cry those teardrops knowin'.
"Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
I could have said I'm clumsy
Original Lyrics:
I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
"Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm curious and I'm lovely.
Original Lyrics:
I'm clueless and I'm clumsy.
"Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shirtless and I'm puffy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm clueless and I'm clumsy.
"Who's Cheating Who?" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
And who caught a spark next door?
Original Lyrics:
And who's car is parked next door?
Song originally was a hit by a lady country singer named Charly McClain in the 1970's
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Boobs bent, have your boobs bent under.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Boose day, happy boose day to ya'.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Boots baby, have your boots, baby thunder.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Tuesday, have your boots been laundered?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
Editor's Note: The correct title of this song is "WHOSE Bed Have Your Boots Been Under", not "Who's." "Who's" is the contraction for "who is" or "who has."
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Who said, 'cause your boots said.
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's bay, happy boose bay; 'n' under!
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose bed did you goose-step under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boobs been under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boobs been under?
Original Lyrics:
Whose bed have your boots been under?
"Who's That Man?" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn left at the Oak Hotel
I know this poolavan mus to well.
I know this poolavan mus to well.
Original Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard much too well.
I know this boulevard much too well.
"Who's That Man?" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard and musty hill well
or Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard must heal well.
I know this boulevard and musty hill well
or Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard must heal well.
Original Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard much too well.
I know this boulevard much too well.
"Who's That Man?" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
Know this pool-a-vahn mush too well.
Know this pool-a-vahn mush too well.
Original Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard much too well.
I know this boulevard much too well.
"Why Can't We?" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Dull half-seen children at play in the park
Scared shakes of ivy, red-yellow in the dark.
Scared shakes of ivy, red-yellow in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
To have seen children at play in the park
Skin shades of ivory, red, yellow, and dark.
Skin shades of ivory, red, yellow, and dark.
"Why Can't We?" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes saw commerce their little hearts could not see.
Original Lyrics:
My eyes saw colors their little hearts could not see.
"Why Can't We?" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
With my half-seen children at play in the park
Skit shades of ivory, vanilla and dark
While my eyes saw comfort their little hearts could not see.
or
Wild Miocene children at play in the park
Split shakes of ivory, red, yellow and hark
Why liars all come where their little hearts could not see.
Skit shades of ivory, vanilla and dark
While my eyes saw comfort their little hearts could not see.
or
Wild Miocene children at play in the park
Split shakes of ivory, red, yellow and hark
Why liars all come where their little hearts could not see.
Original Lyrics:
And I have seen children at play in the park
Skin shades of ivory, red, yellow and dark
While my eyes saw colors their little hearts could not see.
Skin shades of ivory, red, yellow and dark
While my eyes saw colors their little hearts could not see.
"Why Didn't I Think of That?" by Doug Stone
Misheard Lyrics:
He tries to please her and calls her Little Weasel
Just to say, 'Hello'.
Just to say, 'Hello'.
Original Lyrics:
He tries to please her and he calls for no reason
Just to say, 'Hello".
Just to say, 'Hello".
"Why Don't You Love Me (Like You Used To Do)?" by Elvis Costello and the Attractions
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you love me like you used to do?
How come you treat me like a one-eyed Jew?
How come you treat me like a one-eyed Jew?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you love me like you used to do?
How come you treat me like a worn-out shoe?
How come you treat me like a worn-out shoe?
"Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For?" by Crystal Gayle
Misheard Lyrics:
Has she heard like me that diamond door?
or
Has she heard like me that bam-bam door?
or
Has she heard like me that bam-bam door?
Original Lyrics:
Has she heard like me that slamming door?
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
And her dad yelled, 'Check me, boys!'
Original Lyrics:
And her dad yelled, 'Check the oil!'
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
As her Folks drive away, her Dad Yell's "Check me boy"!
Original Lyrics:
As her folks drive away, her Dad Yell's "Check the Oil"!
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
As her folks drive away, her Dad yells 'Chuckie Boy'!
Original Lyrics:
As her folks drive away, her Dad yells 'Check the Oil'!
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
As she drove away her dad chucked chiken bones
Original Lyrics:
As she drove away her dad yells check the oil
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Her dad yelled out the window
'Chucky Boil!'
'Chucky Boil!'
Original Lyrics:
Her dad yelled out the window
'Check the oil!'
'Check the oil!'
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Room to make a big buck scrapes.
Original Lyrics:
Room to make the big mistakes.
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Room to make a big muck scraper
Original Lyrics:
Room to make the big mistakes
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
She goes to Ohio State.
Original Lyrics:
She knows the high stakes.
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows Ohio stinks
Original Lyrics:
She knows the high stakes
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't men shave their heads?
Original Lyrics:
Wide open spaces
"Wide Open Spaces" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't men shave their heads?
Original Lyrics:
Wide open spaces
"Wild As The Wind" by Garth Brooks & Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Wow, what a big goose
Original Lyrics:
Wild as the wind is...
"Wildwood Weed" by Jim Stafford
Misheard Lyrics:
And he saw it and turned white as a sheik
Original Lyrics:
And he spied it and turned white as a sheet
"Wildwood Weed" by Jim Stafford
Misheard Lyrics:
But I knew it beat the hell out of stiffin' Burlington
Original Lyrics:
But I knew it beat the hell out of sniffin' burlap.
"Wildwood Weed" by Jim Stafford
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't come back now, ya' hear?
Original Lyrics:
Y'all come back now, hear?
"Willie, Waylon, & Me" by David Allen Coe
Misheard Lyrics:
And Dylan would write for a tree.
Original Lyrics:
And Dylan would write poetry.
"Will You Remember Me?" by Rosanne Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, you gave me lice.
or
Oh, you gave me life.
or
Oh, you gave me life.
Original Lyrics:
On the edge of life
"Wind Beneath My Wings" by Bette Midler
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my things.
Original Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my wings.
"Wink" by Neil McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
All she's gotta do is get rid of that stink.
Original Lyrics:
All she's gotta do is just gimme that wink.
"Wink" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need to slap a window
On a fast moving train.
On a fast moving train.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need to psychoanalyze
Ar have a stiff drink.
Ar have a stiff drink.
"Wink" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need to start the Wimmelizer.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need a psychoanalyzer.
"Wink" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
No ned to psychoanalyze
Or psychodelic shrink.
Or psychodelic shrink.
Original Lyrics:
No need to psychoanalyze
Or have a stiff drink.
Or have a stiff drink.
"Wink" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to sack a woman
Or to have a stiff drink.
Or to have a stiff drink.
Original Lyrics:
No need to psychoanalyze
Or have a stiff drink.
Or have a stiff drink.
"Wink" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to start the Wimellizer
Go have a stiff drink.
Go have a stiff drink.
Original Lyrics:
No need to psychoanalyze
Or have a stiff drink.
Or have a stiff drink.
"Wish I Didn't Know Now" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
You've still got my heart in the palm of your hand
I stood up like a fool in front of your friends.
I stood up like a fool in front of your friends.
Original Lyrics:
You'd still have my heart in the palm of your hand
I'd still look like a fool in front of your friends.
I'd still look like a fool in front of your friends.
"Woman, Sensuous Woman" by Mark Chestnutt
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman, Since she was woman
Original Lyrics:
Woman, Sensuous Woman
"The Woman With You" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Been gopherin', chaufferin', company chairmen
Copy maker, copy repairman.
Copy maker, copy repairman.
Original Lyrics:
Been gopherin', chaufferin', company chairmen
Coffee maker, copy repairman.
Coffee maker, copy repairman.
"The Woman With You" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
I been a gopher and a showffer in a comfortable chair, man
Coffee maker, coffee repairman.
Coffee maker, coffee repairman.
Original Lyrics:
I've been gopherin', chaufferin', company chairman
Coffee maker, copy repairman
Coffee maker, copy repairman
"Would You Go With Me?" by Josh Turner
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to sew
So would you go with me?
So would you go with me?
Original Lyrics:
I love you so
So would you go with me?
So would you go with me?
"Write This Down" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, right this down
Take a little dope to relax you
In case you did elope
Take a little dope to relax you
In case you did elope
Original Lyrics:
Baby, write this down
Take a little note to remind you
In case you didn't know
Take a little note to remind you
In case you didn't know
"Write This Down" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
You can find the gism, I can find a stone.
Folks will be eating these words, long after we're gone.
Folks will be eating these words, long after we're gone.
Original Lyrics:
You can find a chisel, I can find a stone.
Folks will be reading these words, long after we're gone.
Folks will be reading these words, long after we're gone.
"Wrong Side of Memphis" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Full tank of gas and a sista down in Tampa
Original Lyrics:
Full tank of gas and a 69 Tempest
"The Wurlitzer Prize" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
They oughta give me the Wurlitzer Prize
Or the silver eyelid slide.
Or the silver eyelid slide.
Original Lyrics:
They oughta give me the Wurlitzer Prize
For all the silver I let slide.
For all the silver I let slide.
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