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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Take A Chance On Me" by ABBA
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind on the Birthday line
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind I'm the first in line
"Take It Back" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not gonna be sittin' 'round in some old kiddie pool
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm not one for sittin' 'round in some old pity pool
"Take Me Down" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Share another night against the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Share another night of ecstasy.
"Take Me Home, Country Road" by John Denver
Misheard Lyrics:
West Virginia, come to Mama.
Original Lyrics:
West Virginia, Mountain Momma.
"Take Me" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere if you would just show a sign
You love why John Kerry lost.
You love why John Kerry lost.
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere if you would just show a sign
Of love, I could bear any loss.
Of love, I could bear any loss.
"Tall Tall Trees" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Tall tall trees, and all the watermelon seeds
Original Lyrics:
Tall tall tree, and all the water in the seas
"Tell Me About It" by Tanya Tucker & Delbert McClinton
Misheard Lyrics:
I graduated from night school too
Original Lyrics:
I graduated from that school too
"Tell Me About It" by Tanya Tucker & Delbert McClinton
Misheard Lyrics:
I graduated from night school, too.
Original Lyrics:
I graduated from that school, too.
"Tell Me Something Bad About Tulsa" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me something bad about salsa.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me something bad about Tulsa.
"Tell Me What You Dream" by Restless Heart
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause now what we share are too many beers.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause now what we share are too many fears.
"Telluride" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I tell you right, the snow fallin' down.
Original Lyrics:
In Telluride, the snow fallin' down.
"Tenderness On the Block" by Patti Lankin
Misheard Lyrics:
Tetanus in the blood
Original Lyrics:
Tenderness on the block
"Tennessee River Run" by Darryl Worley
Misheard Lyrics:
Dude eatin' doodey
Dude eatin' doo.
Dude eatin' doo.
Original Lyrics:
Doo deedle doo-dee
Doo deedle doo.
Doo deedle doo.
"Ten Thousand Angels" by Mindy McCready
Misheard Lyrics:
I need ten thousand angels And my momma needs a knife
Original Lyrics:
I need ten thousand angels Watchin' over me tonight
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" by Joe Nichols
Misheard Lyrics:
Marguerite is at the Holiday Inn.
Original Lyrics:
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" by Joe Nichols
Misheard Lyrics:
Marvin, meet us at the Holiday Inn.
Original Lyrics:
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn.
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" by Joe Nichols
Misheard Lyrics:
She might come home in a tater tot
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Original Lyrics:
She might come home in a tablecloth
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
"Texas Eagle" by Steve Earle
Misheard Lyrics:
They shut the Eagle down a while ago
Sold it to the Reverend down in Mexico.
Sold it to the Reverend down in Mexico.
Original Lyrics:
They shut the Eagle down a while ago
Sold it to the railroad down in Mexico.
Sold it to the railroad down in Mexico.
"Texas Size Heartache" by Joe Diffie
Misheard Lyrics:
How could a blue-eyed beauty only five-foot-three
Lay a Texas-size hard egg on me?
Lay a Texas-size hard egg on me?
Original Lyrics:
How could a blue-eyed beauty only five-foot-three
Lay a Texas-size heartache on me?
Lay a Texas-size heartache on me?
"Texas Tornado" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Drove up to the airport, my foot in a pool.
Original Lyrics:
Drove up to the airport, confident and cool.
"Texas Women" by Hank Williams, Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
They may be from Waco or out in Lampassas
But one thing about it, they all got nice a**es.
But one thing about it, they all got nice a**es.
Original Lyrics:
They may be from Waco or out in Lampassas
But one thing about it, they all come from Texas.
But one thing about it, they all come from Texas.
"Thank God I'm A Country Boy" by John Denver
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sun's coming up,
I got kegs on the brittle
I got kegs on the brittle
Original Lyrics:
When the sun's coming up,
I got cakes on the griddle
I got cakes on the griddle
"That'd Be Alright" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
If everybody everywhere had to learn to rope a bear.
Original Lyrics:
If everybody everywhere had a lighter load to bear.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair, I don't like it.
Original Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughtta lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra old jail and your hair on a locket.
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra hotel in your hair oughta lock it
or
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair I like it
or
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair I like it
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair oughta lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your c*** at night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carving knife
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I canīt believe you kiss your c*** at night.
Original Lyrics:
I canīt believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't breast-feed much.
Original Lyrics:
That don't impress me much.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull your head out of a locket
Original Lyrics:
All that gel in your hair oughta lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
That won't keep me wanting a mirror all the night
Original Lyrics:
That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You must beat your wife
Original Lyrics:
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You're at your old jail and your hair on a locket
Original Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughta' lock it
"That Girl Is A Cowboy" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
That girl's a cantaloupe.
Original Lyrics:
That girl is a cowboy.
"That's my story" by Collin Raye
Misheard Lyrics:
Just last week I threw the humper in the attic
Original Lyrics:
Just last week I threw the hammick in the attic
"That's the Kind of Mood I'm In" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
A little shake up,
take the chain and rattalin
take the chain and rattalin
Original Lyrics:
A little shake up,
take the chain and rattle it
take the chain and rattle it
"That's the Kind of Mood I'm In" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna dance a little,
dream a little, baby,
just a little a little
dream a little, baby,
just a little a little
Original Lyrics:
I wanna dance a little,
dream a little, baby,
just live a little
dream a little, baby,
just live a little
"That's the Kind of Mood I'm In" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna go out on a limb on a limb
Original Lyrics:
Wanna go out on a limb on a whim
"That's the Kind of Mood I'm In" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
We need a break from the same old, same old avenue
Original Lyrics:
We need a break from the same old, same old nothin' new
"That Summer" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
That summer whipped all around me
Nothing between us but the ice
When I said I'd have her
She softly whispered "not tonight"
Nothing between us but the ice
When I said I'd have her
She softly whispered "not tonight"
Original Lyrics:
That summer wind was all around me
Nothing between us but the night
And when I told her that I'd never
She softly whispered "that's alright"
Nothing between us but the night
And when I told her that I'd never
She softly whispered "that's alright"
"That's What Highways Are For" by The Goods
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't nothin' that can take the place of a rag toss lusting whore.
Original Lyrics:
There ain't nothin' that can take the place of a rag top Mustang Ford.
"Thats What Highways Are For" by The Goods
Misheard Lyrics:
Cul-de-sacs and avenues left him needing more
That's what hires a whore.
That's what hires a whore.
Original Lyrics:
Cul-de-sacs and avenues left him needing more
That's what highways are for.
That's what highways are for.
"That's What Keeps Her Getting By" by Tracy Byrd
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, she feels like going into town.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes, she feels like throwing in the towel.
"There Ain't Nothing Wrong With The Radio" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
Whopper's off workin' the corn dog plow.
Original Lyrics:
The wipers don't work and the horn don't blow.
"There Ain't Nothing Wrong with the Radio" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
Doll antennas flippin' in the wind
Original Lyrics:
Dual antennas whippin' in the wind
"There Ain't Nothing Wrong with the Radio" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
He said I oughta run you in but I reckon you know
Original Lyrics:
He said I oughta run you in but I'm lettin' you go
"There Ain't Nothing Wrong with the Radio" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
More than what she's left me on the side of the road
Original Lyrics:
More than once she's left me on the side of the road
"There Goes My Everything" by Jack Greene
Misheard Lyrics:
There goes my only fosation
There goes my everything.
There goes my everything.
Original Lyrics:
There goes my only posession
There goes my everything.
There goes my everything.
"There Goes My Life" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
She smiles back at him dragging that teddy bear
Sleep tight, blue eyes and mountain curls.
Sleep tight, blue eyes and mountain curls.
Original Lyrics:
She smiles back at him dragging that teddy bear
Sleep tight, blue eyes and bouncin' curls.
Sleep tight, blue eyes and bouncin' curls.
"There Goes The Neighborhood" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody took somebody's boots.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's hurt, somebody's blue.
"There Is No Arizona" by Jamie O'Neal
Misheard Lyrics:
No Painted Desert
No silk donuts
No silk donuts
Original Lyrics:
No Painted Desert
No Sedona
No Sedona
"There Is No Arizona" by Jamie O'Neal
Misheard Lyrics:
No painted desert,
no silk donuts
no silk donuts
Original Lyrics:
No painted desert,
no Sedona
no Sedona
"There's A Girl In Texas" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hear so I don't really know.
Original Lyrics:
I can't give what I don't really own.
"There's A Hero" by Billy Gilman
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a light in the dark-a** corner.
Original Lyrics:
There's a light in the darkest corner.
"There's Your Trouble" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Stroken up true love
Original Lyrics:
Token of true love
"There's Your Trouble" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' of true love.
Original Lyrics:
Token of true love.
"These Days" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
I put on that old song we danced to in Maine.
Original Lyrics:
I put on that old song we danced to and then.
"Thing Called Love" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Six foot six he stood on the ground,
weighed two hundred and thirty five pounds
but I saw this giant of a man brought down..
Big Carlisle.
weighed two hundred and thirty five pounds
but I saw this giant of a man brought down..
Big Carlisle.
Original Lyrics:
Six foot six he stood on the ground,
weighed two hundred and thirty five pounds
but I saw this giant of a man brought down..
by a thing called love..
weighed two hundred and thirty five pounds
but I saw this giant of a man brought down..
by a thing called love..
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurried romance
Rollin' rendezvous.
Rollin' rendezvous.
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous.
Low rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
T*** rate romance, w***ing run debut.
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" by Amazing Rhythm Aces
Misheard Lyrics:
Third Grade Romance
Original Lyrics:
Third Rate Romance
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Third grade romance
Roaring rendezvous.
Roaring rendezvous.
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous.
Low rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" by Amazing Rhythm Aces
Misheard Lyrics:
Third grade romance
Third grade rendevous
Third grade rendevous
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance
Low rent rendevous
Low rent rendevous
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Third rate romance,
little red rendevous
little red rendevous
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance,
low rent rendevous
low rent rendevous
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Third rate romance, roarin' rendezvous.
Original Lyrics:
Third-rate romance, low-rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Third-grade romance
Fourth-grade rendevous.
Fourth-grade rendevous.
Original Lyrics:
Third-rate romance
Low-rent rendezvous.
Low-rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" by Amazing Rhythm Aces
Misheard Lyrics:
Three-way romance, four-man rendezvous.
Original Lyrics:
Third-rate romance, low-rent rendezvous.
"This Everyday Love" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
I drag myself through a few more hours
And get on home to try and beat the dog.
And get on home to try and beat the dog.
Original Lyrics:
I drag myself through a few more hours
And get on home to try and beat the dark.
And get on home to try and beat the dark.
"This Everyday Love" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
Kickin' it up for this everyday love.
Original Lyrics:
Can't get enough of this everyday love.
"This Everyday Love" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
Kickin' it up for this everyday love
Original Lyrics:
Can't get enough of this everyday love
"This Is For The Girls" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwin' panties in the Fountain of Youth.
Original Lyrics:
Throwin' pennies in the Fountain of Youth.
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart,
soft touch, french toast
soft touch, french toast
Original Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart,
soft touch, fast horse
soft touch, fast horse
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart
Soft touch, French toast.
Soft touch, French toast.
Original Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart
Soft touch, fast horse.
Soft touch, fast horse.
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Biscuits, biscuits
Inedible
Inedible
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
Cintrifical.
Cintrifical.
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Kid Cross can kiss
On top a table.
On top a table.
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
Unstoppable.
Unstoppable.
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
"This Love" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you ever let go of your trees.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you ever let go of your dreams.
"This Shirt" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to meet my Jack
Original Lyrics:
I wear it beneath my jacket
"This Side" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
It's boring on this side.
Original Lyrics:
It's foreign on this side.
"This Side" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
Your first dog blinded you
Left you cursing the day.
Left you cursing the day.
Original Lyrics:
Your first dawn blinded you
Left you cursing the day.
Left you cursing the day.
"Those Were The Days (All In The Family Theme Song)" by Theme Song
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy the way Glamilla played
Songs that make the Hip Parade
Boys like us we had it made
Those were the days
And you knew where you were then
Girls were girls and men were men
Mister we could lose a man like Herbert Hoover again
Didn't need no Empire State
Everybody put his weight
G.R.O. La sal red rate.
Songs that make the Hip Parade
Boys like us we had it made
Those were the days
And you knew where you were then
Girls were girls and men were men
Mister we could lose a man like Herbert Hoover again
Didn't need no Empire State
Everybody put his weight
G.R.O. La sal red rate.
Original Lyrics:
Boy, the way Glen Miller played
Songs the made the Hit Parade
Guys like us we had it made
those were the days
And you knew who you were then
Girls were girls and men were men
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again
Didn't need no welfare state
Everybody pulled his weight
Gee, our old La Salle ran great.
Songs the made the Hit Parade
Guys like us we had it made
those were the days
And you knew who you were then
Girls were girls and men were men
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again
Didn't need no welfare state
Everybody pulled his weight
Gee, our old La Salle ran great.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got hard eggs in my pocket
I've got pickles in my hair.
I've got pickles in my hair.
Original Lyrics:
i've got heartaches in my pockets
I've got echoes in my head.
I've got echoes in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got heartache in my pocket
I've got pickles in my head.
I've got pickles in my head.
Original Lyrics:
I've got heartache in my pocket
I've got nickels in my head.
I've got nickels in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my head.
Original Lyrics:
I got echoes in my head.
"A Thousand Miles from Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I got heartaches in my pocket
I got pickles in my head.
I got pickles in my head.
Original Lyrics:
I got heartaches in my pocket
I got echoes in my head.
I got echoes in my head.
"A Thousand Miles from Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I got pickles in my head
Original Lyrics:
I got echoes in my head
"Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I'v got pickles in my hair
Original Lyrics:
I've got echos in my head
"Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my eggs.
Original Lyrics:
I've got echoes in my head.
"Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my head.
Original Lyrics:
I've got echoes in my head.
"Thousand Miles from Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got heartaches by the numbers,
I've got pickles in my hair
I've got pickles in my hair
Original Lyrics:
I've got heartaches by the numbers,
I've got visions in my head
I've got visions in my head
"Thousand Miles from Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my head
Original Lyrics:
I've got echoes in my head
"Thousand Miles Misery" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I do the two-step when I lie.
Original Lyrics:
I tell the truth, 'cept when I lie.
"Three Mississippi" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Three Mississippi, no looking back.
Original Lyrics:
Three Mississippi, now I'm looking back.
"Thrid Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Third rate romance, roaring rendevous
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance low rent rendevous
"Thrid Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Third rate romance, rug rat rendevous.
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance low rent rendevous.
"The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
And under tow and the lightning bites.
Original Lyrics:
And the thunder rolls and the lightning strikes.
"The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
She's pacing by the telephone in her fake flannel gown.
Original Lyrics:
She's pacing by the telephone in her faded flannel gown.
"The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
The thunder roads
Original Lyrics:
The thunder rolls.
"Ticks" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to check you for d***s.
Original Lyrics:
I want to check you for ticks.
"'Til You Love Me" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
You walked through my heart
And I'll never give up
'Til you love me.
And I'll never give up
'Til you love me.
Original Lyrics:
To offer my heart
And never give up
'Til you love me.
And never give up
'Til you love me.
"Timeless And True Love" by Rhonda Vincent
Misheard Lyrics:
For mine is a timeless and true love
And in this river rollin' on and on.
And in this river rollin' on and on.
Original Lyrics:
For mine is a timeless and true love
An endless river rollin' on and on.
An endless river rollin' on and on.
"Timeless And True Love" by The McCarters
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look at how the mountains reach up to this guy
So strong against the heart winds as the years go by
My love is no less tender, born of foreign steel.
So strong against the heart winds as the years go by
My love is no less tender, born of foreign steel.
Original Lyrics:
Just look at how the mountains reach up to the sky
So strong against the hard winds as the years go by
My love is no less tempered, born of fire and steel.
So strong against the hard winds as the years go by
My love is no less tempered, born of fire and steel.
"Timeless And True Love" by The McCarters
Misheard Lyrics:
Look out on the nice guy
Tell me what you see.
Tell me what you see.
Original Lyrics:
Look out on the night sky
Tell me what you see.
Tell me what you see.
"To All The Girls I've Loved Before" by Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias
Misheard Lyrics:
For all the cars I've loved before
Original Lyrics:
To all the girls I've loved before
"To Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
On a full man Fu-Manchu
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu-Manchu
"To Make You Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I would offer you a woman's breast to make you feel my love
Original Lyrics:
I would offer you a warm embrace to make you feel my love
"To Make You Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd go crawlin down the aisle
Original Lyrics:
I'd go crawling down the avenue
Written by Bob Dylan
"To Make You Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd go crawlin' down the aisle for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd go crawlin' down the avenue.
"Tonight The Heartache's On Me" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone whispered, 'Where's her pickle?'
Original Lyrics:
Someone whispered, 'Where's her halo?'
"Too Busy Being In Love" by Doug Stone
Misheard Lyrics:
And put them all in an old book
How much of muck that I took
The words and years has a way of slipping by.
Oh no, too bad, there goes the chance that I had.
I could have written a play so sweet and so funky
Given old Mr. Shakespeare a run for his money
Written the words to the prettiest tune
That would never leave that triangular moon
My only excuse for I do amen
I was too busy being in love.
How much of muck that I took
The words and years has a way of slipping by.
Oh no, too bad, there goes the chance that I had.
I could have written a play so sweet and so funky
Given old Mr. Shakespeare a run for his money
Written the words to the prettiest tune
That would never leave that triangular moon
My only excuse for I do amen
I was too busy being in love.
Original Lyrics:
And put them all in a book
How much time would that have took?
The words in use have a way of slipping back
Oh no, too bad, there goes the chance that I had
I could have written a play so sweet and so funny
Given old Mr. Shakespeare a run for his money
Written the words to the prettiest tune
That would never leave a dry eye in the room
My only excuse for not doing enough
Well, I was too busy being in love.
How much time would that have took?
The words in use have a way of slipping back
Oh no, too bad, there goes the chance that I had
I could have written a play so sweet and so funny
Given old Mr. Shakespeare a run for his money
Written the words to the prettiest tune
That would never leave a dry eye in the room
My only excuse for not doing enough
Well, I was too busy being in love.
"Tough Little Boys" by Gary Allan
Misheard Lyrics:
The police just laughed.
Original Lyrics:
The bullies just that.
"Trailer Trash" by Modest Mouse
Misheard Lyrics:
We should grease up, this watch of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Which agrees with this watch of mine.
"Trashy Women" by Confederate Railroad
Misheard Lyrics:
It was debutantes and the seventies
Original Lyrics:
It was debutantes and symphonies
"Trashy Women" by Confederate Railroad
Misheard Lyrics:
It was thick talks and a set of knees.
Original Lyrics:
It was debutantes and symphonies.
"Trashy Women" by Confederate Railroad
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom and dad had a plan for me
it was debutantes and a set of knees
it was debutantes and a set of knees
Original Lyrics:
Mom and dad had a plan for me
it was debutantes and symphonies
it was debutantes and symphonies
"Travelin' Soldier" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Crying all alone under the stands
Was a prickly pear in the marching band.
Was a prickly pear in the marching band.
Original Lyrics:
Crying all alone under the stands
Was a piccolo player in the marching band.
Was a piccolo player in the marching band.
"Travelin' Soldier" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Fryin' all alone in big, fat pan
Was a pickle and a pear and an orange in the sand.
Was a pickle and a pear and an orange in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
Crying all alone under the stands
Was a piccolo player in the marching band.
Was a piccolo player in the marching band.
"T-R-O-U-B-L-E" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell tea all over your B.L.T
Original Lyrics:
I smell t-r-o-u-b-l-e
"T-R-O-U-B-L-E" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
I spilt tea all over you and me
Original Lyrics:
I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E
"T-R-O-U-B-L-E" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
My momma never told me about nothing like an I.O.U
Original Lyrics:
My momma never told me about nothing like a Y-O-U
"T-R-O-U-B-L-E" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me what in the world you're doin' elbowin' me
Original Lyrics:
tell me what in the world you're doin' a-l-o-n-e
"T-r-o-u-b-l-e" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
I spilt tea all over you and me.
Original Lyrics:
I smell t-r-o-u-b-l-e.
"T.R.O.U.B.L.E" by Hank Williams Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
I spilled tea all over you and me.
Original Lyrics:
I smell T.R.O.U.B.L.E!
"Trying To Love Two Women" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a long old ride
And the tires you buy.
And the tires you buy.
Original Lyrics:
It's a long old grind
And it tires your mind.
And it tires your mind.
"Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing the night away
Original Lyrics:
P***ing the night away
"Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba
Misheard Lyrics:
I get knocked up
Then I have a kid
Then I have an illegitimite child.
Then I have a kid
Then I have an illegitimite child.
Original Lyrics:
I get knocked down
But I get up again
And you're never gonna keep me down.
But I get up again
And you're never gonna keep me down.
"Tulsa Time" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on turpentine
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on Tulsa Time
"Tulsa Time" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
livin' on toast and wine
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on Tulsa Time
"Turn It Loose" by The Judds
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on your shirt and shoes and turn it loose
Original Lyrics:
Put on your shoutin' shoes and turn it loose
"Turn Off The Lights" by Nelly Furtado
Misheard Lyrics:
I liked a bum the other day.
Original Lyrics:
I looked above the other day.
"Turn Off The Light" by Nelly Furtado
Misheard Lyrics:
Bumpity, bumpity, bumpity, meow, meow, meow, meow
Original Lyrics:
Follow me, follow me, follow me, down, down, down, down.
"Twist And Shout" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Find a twisted partner in the KGB.
Original Lyrics:
Find a twistin' partner and a Cajun beat.
"Two Doors Down" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Kukla, Fran and Ollie are having a party.
Original Lyrics:
Two doors down they're laughing and drinkin', and having a party.
Kukla, Fran and Ollie were two puppets and a woman who had a children's show on public television.
"Two Of A Kind Working On A Full House)" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Her favorite dress is her painted blue jeans
or
Her favorite dress is her baby blue jeans
or
Her favorite dress and her baby blue jeans
or
Her favorite dress and her baby blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
Her favorite dress is her faded blue jeans
"Two of a Kind (Working on a Full House)" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
A pick-up truck is hurlin' a scene
Original Lyrics:
A pick-up truck is her limosine
"Two Of A Kind" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just so we can make love.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just so we can make up.
"Two Of A Kind" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just to wiggle McDuff.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just so we can make-up.
"Two of a Kind" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Her favorite dress and her faded blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
Her favorite dress is her faded blue jeans
"Two of a Kind" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, we're two of a kind, Workin' on a gold hound!
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, we're two of a kind, Workin' on a full house!
"Two Piņa Coladas (One For Each Hand)" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me two piņa coladas and one cornish hen.
Original Lyrics:
Bring me two piņa coladas, one for each hand.
"Two Piņa Coladas" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me two convenient colonics
Original Lyrics:
Bring me two piņa coladas
"Two Piņa Coladas" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me two piņa coladas, I want one for each end
Original Lyrics:
Bring me two piņa coladas, I want one for each hand
"Two Pina Colada's" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's set sail with Captain Mortgage
Original Lyrics:
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan
"Two Pina Coladas" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me to Nina Colada.
Original Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas.
"Two Pina Coladas" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me two bean enchalidas,
gotta have one for each hand
gotta have one for each hand
Original Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas,
gotta have one for each hand
gotta have one for each hand
"Two Pina Coladas" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Set sail for California
Original Lyrics:
Set sail with Captin Morgan
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