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Fun Music Information -> Vanessa Carlton

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Vanessa Carleton

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Eighth World Plunder""Eighth World Wonder"Lydia Idyl
"Eighth World Blunder""Eighth World Wonder"Lydia Idyl
"Eighth Curled Wonder""Eighth World Wonder"Lydia Idyl
"Eighth Whirled Wonder""Eighth World Wonder"Lydia Idyl
"1000 Kilometers""1000 Miles"juls1

There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"The Way," Fastball"A Thousand Miles," Vanessa Carlton
"Half A Million Miles From Home," Albert Hammond"A Thousand Miles," Vanessa Carlton
"Long Lonesome Highway," Michael Parks"A Thousand Miles," Vanessa Carlton
"How Long," Ace"A Thousand Miles," Vanessa Carlton
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"White Hoses" originally "White Houses"
Peter
"A Thousand Mils" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Equals 1 inch, as a mil is thousandth of an inch.
Regina Olsen

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Ordinary Davy" originally "Ordinary Day"
Evangeline York
"A Thousand Mileys" originally "A Thousand Miles"
I only know of Miss Cyrus. Who are the other 999?
Ed
"A Thousand Mileys" originally "A Thousand Miles"
All just like Hannah Montana?
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"A Thousand Smiles" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Rachel Blattington

Change a Letter:

"A Thousand Mills" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Julia Farda
"A Thousand Milks" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Rachel Blattington
"A Thousand Males" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Rachel Blattington
"A Thousand Moles" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Rachel Blattington
"A Thousand Mules" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Rachel Blattington

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"A Thousand Miles""A Thousand Songs (My 1,000th Song Spectacular)"Matthias
"A Thousand Miles""A Floundering Smile"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"A Thousand Miles""Wheel of Fortune"Spindini
"A Thousand Miles""600 Miles"Joe the Crazy Conch
"A Thousand Miles""A Thousand Styles"Bluetooth
"Thousand Miles""Lose Two Pounds"Gavin Wilkinson
"White Houses""Wet Blouses"Syeberus
"A Thousand Miles""Get There in Time"Will and Brandon
"Thousand Miles""Lose Two Pounds"Gavin Wilkinson
"Thousand Miles""Lose Two Pounds"Gavin Wilkinson

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
A Thousand MilesTomTom GPSKerry
1000 MilesGas Stationyoyoyo
A Thousand MilesNike ShoesYo Mama
A Thousand MilesAirline Frequent Flyer ProgramsAthena#1

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Some Say I'm Running
   Martina McBride
A Thousand Miles
   Vanessa Carlton
Some Say I'm Running A Thousand Miles
But they're wrong.
Edward
Extraordinary
   Liz Phair
Ordinary Day
   Vanessa Carlton
Extraordinary Day
Megan
2,000 Miles
   The Pretenders
A Thousand Miles
   Vanessa Carlton
3,000 Miles
Add 'em up!
Quyjibo
3,000 Miles
   Emblem3
A Thousand Miles
   Vanessa Carlton
4,000 Miles
Add 'em up!
Alina
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Pretty Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have seven smiles for you
Original Lyrics:
I have been saving smiles for you
"Ordinary Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a toy, just an ordinary toy
Original Lyrics:
Just a boy, just an ordinary boy
"Pretty Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be alive
Original Lyrics:
I'll be alright
"Pretty Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be alive
Original Lyrics:
I'll be alright
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"A Thousand Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you think time would pass? I spy…
Original Lyrics:
Do you think time would pass us by?

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

It kind of sounded like that when I heard it.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"A Thousand Miles"
The Funny Lyrics:
If I could fall into the sky...
Why They're Funny:
WOW! I wish I could fly into the ground.!
Submitted by: Yana
"A Thousand Miles"
The Funny Lyrics:
If I could fall into the sky,
Do you think time would pass me by?
Why They're Funny:
Honestly, I don't know. But this is just off the wall hilarious!
Submitted by: Anna

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"White Houses"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Beer through the nose on an inside joke,
and I'm so excited I haven't spoken
Why They're Nonsensical:
If you haven't spoken, how the hell did you even get an inside joke?
Submitted by: Brittany B
"A Thousand Miles"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Making my way downtown,
faces pass and I'm home bound.
Why They're Nonsensical:
How could she be home bound if she's going downtown? Does she live downtown or something? Well, even if she did, she'd have to start from somewhere if she was making her way downtown...
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"'White Houses'"
The Dirty Lyrics:
My first time,
Hard to explain,
Rush of blood,
Oh, and a little bit of pain
Why They're Dirty:
I was listening to this song with my friend,
then we realized that she was talking
about losing her virginity. It makes
sense in the theme of the song.
Submitted by: Ayame
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Ordinary Day"
Opening Lines:
Just a day, just an ordinary day / Just tryin' to get by
Comments:
Submitted by: Alex
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Note Clara's Vans Submitted by: Ed
Slightly different than a previous submission
Colt Ran, Vanessa. Submitted by: Anna Graham
Vanessa, Not Carl Submitted by: Alexis
Note Carla's Vans Submitted by: Avatarred And Feathered
Stolen Caravans Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Song Title Anagrams:

"A Dry Dairy? No!" originally "Ordinary Day"
Submitted by: Liza Lott
"A Thousand Limes" originally "A Thousand Miles"
A surprising omission until now
Submitted by: Megan
"Loathes A Nudism" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Um, does she?
Submitted by: Bridget Andrews
"A Messiah Untold" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Wow!
Submitted by: Bridget Andrews

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Fools Mike Lee" originally "Fools Like Me"
Make it three Vanessas in a row?
Submitted by: Deirdre Collins

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"A Thousand Miles"
The Lyrics:
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
Why:
Imagine if you're talking someone out of jumping off a ledge, and your phone starts ringing with these lyrics. The suicidal person might ignore their second thoughts!
Submitted by: Kerry
 

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