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Fun Music Information -> Vanessa Carlton

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Vanessa Carleton

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"1000 Kilometers""1000 Miles"juls1
"A Thousand Drinks (Jenna Had Today)""A Thousand Miles"united

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Long Lonesome Highway," Michael Parks"A Thousand Miles," Vanessa Carlton
"How Long," Ace"A Thousand Miles," Vanessa Carlton
"The Distance," Cake"A Thousand Miles," Vanessa Carlton
"You're Gonna Go Far, Kid," The Offspring"A Thousand Miles," Vanessa Carlton
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"White Hoses" originally "White Houses"
"A Thousand Mils" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Equals 1 inch, as a mil is thousandth of an inch.
Regina Olsen

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Ordinary Davy" originally "Ordinary Day"
Evangeline York
"A Thousand Mileys" originally "A Thousand Miles"
I only know of Miss Cyrus. Who are the other 999?
"A Thousand Mileys" originally "A Thousand Miles"
All just like Hannah Montana?
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"A Thousand Smiles" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Rachel Blattington

Change a Letter:

"A Thousand Mills" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Julia Farda
"A Thousand Milks" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Rachel Blattington
"A Thousand Males" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Rachel Blattington
"A Thousand Moles" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Rachel Blattington
"A Thousand Mules" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Rachel Blattington

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"A Thousand Miles""Wheel of Fortune"Spindini
"A Thousand Miles""600 Miles"Joe the Crazy Conch
"A Thousand Miles""A Thousand Styles"Bluetooth
"Thousand Miles""Lose Two Pounds"Gavin Wilkinson
"White Houses""Wet Blouses"Syeberus
"A Thousand Miles""Get There in Time"Will and Brandon
"Thousand Miles""Lose Two Pounds"Gavin Wilkinson
"Thousand Miles""Lose Two Pounds"Gavin Wilkinson
"Thousand Miles""Lose Two pounds"Gavin Wilkinson
"Thousand Miles""Thousand Bucks"NYCs Finest

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
1000 MilesGas Stationyoyoyo
A Thousand MilesNike ShoesYo Mama
A Thousand MilesAirline Frequent Flyer ProgramsAthena#1

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
   Liz Phair
Ordinary Day
   Vanessa Carlton
Extraordinary Day
2,000 Miles
   The Pretenders
A Thousand Miles
   Vanessa Carlton
3,000 Miles
Add 'em up!
3,000 Miles
A Thousand Miles
   Vanessa Carlton
4,000 Miles
Add 'em up!
I Can See For Miles
   The Who
A Thousand Miles
   Vanessa Carlton
I Can See For A Thousand Miles
Must be high in the air...
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Ordinary Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time will not reed
Original Lyrics:
Time will not flee
"Pretty Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been saving snacks for you
Original Lyrics:
I have been saving smiles for you
"White Houses"
Misheard Lyrics:
And beer through the nose from an inside choke
Original Lyrics:
And beer through the nose from an inside joke
"Pretty Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stumbling on raisins that are fart and feud
Original Lyrics:
Stumbling on reasons that are far and few
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Ordinary Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I c** on your hands?
Can I c** on your hands?
Original Lyrics:
Right in the palm of your hand
Right in the palm of your hand.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Diz

I was driving in my car when I heard this song. I know when you read it, the lyrics don't sound anything like what I thought I heard. But trust me, Vanessa Carlton sang it in a weird voice.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"A Thousand Miles"
The Funny Lyrics:
If I could fall into the sky...
Why They're Funny:
WOW! I wish I could fly into the ground.!
Submitted by: Yana
"A Thousand Miles"
The Funny Lyrics:
If I could fall into the sky,
Do you think time would pass me by?
Why They're Funny:
Honestly, I don't know. But this is just off the wall hilarious!
Submitted by: Anna

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"White Houses"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Beer through the nose on an inside joke,
and I'm so excited I haven't spoken
Why They're Nonsensical:
If you haven't spoken, how the hell did you even get an inside joke?
Submitted by: Brittany B
"A Thousand Miles"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Making my way downtown,
faces pass and I'm home bound.
Why They're Nonsensical:
How could she be home bound if she's going downtown? Does she live downtown or something? Well, even if she did, she'd have to start from somewhere if she was making her way downtown...
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"'White Houses'"
The Dirty Lyrics:
My first time,
Hard to explain,
Rush of blood,
Oh, and a little bit of pain
Why They're Dirty:
I was listening to this song with my friend,
then we realized that she was talking
about losing her virginity. It makes
sense in the theme of the song.
Submitted by: Ayame

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Ordinary Day"
Opening Lines:
Just a day, just an ordinary day / Just tryin' to get by
Submitted by: Alex

Band Name Anagrams:

Note Clara's Vans Submitted by: Ed
Slightly different than a previous submission
Colt Ran, Vanessa. Submitted by: Anna Graham
Vanessa, Not Carl Submitted by: Alexis
Note Carla's Vans Submitted by: Avatarred And Feathered
Stolen Caravans Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Song Title Anagrams:

"A Thousand Limes" originally "A Thousand Miles"
A surprising omission until now
Submitted by: Megan
"Loathes A Nudism" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Um, does she?
Submitted by: Bridget Andrews
"A Messiah Untold" originally "A Thousand Miles"
Submitted by: Bridget Andrews

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Fools Mike Lee" originally "Fools Like Me"
Make it three Vanessas in a row?
Submitted by: Deirdre Collins

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