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Song Parodies -> "A Thousand Songs (My 1,000th Song Spectacular)"

Original Song Title:

"A Thousand Miles"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vanessa Carlton

Parody Song Title:

"A Thousand Songs (My 1,000th Song Spectacular)"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Woo-Hoo!!! I made it all the way to 1,000 songs! This is quite an accomplishment, If I do say so myself. I've been posting on Amiright for quite sometime and I wanted to highlight a couple of my achievements and celebrate with the rest of you! Thank you all for making Amiright a blast - Year after year, Song after song!
Postin' on Amiright
Havin' laughs
Scrapin' drafts
Hearin' new sounds

Parodies in my head
I'm typin' away
Typin' to play
Hope you're wo-o-owed

So I'll write songs
Then I'll post songs
And hope for laughter

Now I could write about some pie
Or maybe mimes I want to fight
Cause you know I wrote one thousand songs
But none are about poo, That's right!

I've wrote of mimes I squeezed
To a Green Day tune
Then Below Average Dave sang for free!
My Smurf sex songs were wrong
With blue guys in thongs
Peter Andersson's to blame not me!

Watch me mock Drake
Then I'll do Cake
And Lady Gaga

Now I could spoof some Ben Folds Five
Some Fall Out Boy or Barry White
Cause you know I wrote one thousand songs
I even riffed The Who, That's right!

And I... I will write a bunch of jokes
I... I'll churn out more parodies
I... I'll do it until I croak
I... I hope

Postin' on Amiright
I've surpassed
Claude and Spaff
With my Word-Count

Songs are called "Shrunken Head"
"Never Flew A Plane"
"Pawn De Checkmate"
"Charlie Bro-o-own"

All genres I've mocked
From Country to Rock
And even Polka

Some Teddy Bear that's now alive
Committing crimes earned me some fives
Cause you know I wrote one thousand songs
Jeff Reuben sang that tune!

Mr. Bungle and Scrubs delight
Agrimorfee was by my side
Cause you know I wrote one thousand songs
"White Album" White Trash Dudes
And won some contests too, That's right!





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Peter Andersson - November 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Come on everybody - Let's hear it for Matthias, the tenth author here to reach 1000!

Well, technically the twelvth, but two of those didn't care as much about pacing and were just cranking'em out, so that's far less impressive.

May he live long enough to gift us another 1000!
Phil Alexander - November 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Hey Matthias, well done on making it to the big ten cubed :-)
Callmelennie - November 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Interesting spelling error you made, Peter. In English, we change the "v" to 'f" in "twelfth" .. for reasons nobody can actually explain. And who are these two pacing miscreants you are referring to. I'm pretty sure about one; Does the other have initials TSB?

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