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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"East Bound And Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
And there's beer in Texua County.
Original Lyrics:
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
And there's beer in Texarkana.
"East Bound And Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
And there's fear in Texarkana.
Original Lyrics:
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
And there's beer in Texarkana.
"East Bound and Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fish stick in Atlanta
And there's beer in Texarkana.
Original Lyrics:
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
And there's beer in Texarkana.
"East Bound and Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fish stick in Atlanta
And there's beer in Texarkana.
Original Lyrics:
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
And there's beer in Texarkana
"Eastbound And Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
East County bound
Loaded up and truckin'.
Original Lyrics:
Eastbound and down
Load it up and truckin'.
"Eastbound And Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Eastbound and down
Load it up and tuck it.
Original Lyrics:
Eastbound and down
Loaded up and truckin'.
"Eastbound And Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
He's bowin' down
Loaded up and truckin'.
Original Lyrics:
Eastbound and down
Load it up and truckin'.
"Eastbound and Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
East bound a dime
Loaded up and truckin'
Original Lyrics:
Eastbound and down
Load it up and truckin'.
"Eastbound and Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
He's found a dime
Blow 'em up and f*** 'em.
He gonna do what
They say can't be dumb.
Original Lyrics:
Eastbound and down
Load it up and truckin'. He's gonna do what
They say can't be done.
"Edge Of Seventeen" by Stevie Nicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the water wing girl.
Original Lyrics:
Just like a white-winged dove.
"Elizabeth" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, He lives again.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Elizabeth
"Elizabeth" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it ain't so bad
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Elizabeth
"Elizabeth" by Billy Gilman
Misheard Lyrics:
You're booty-wooty-full.
Original Lyrics:
Your beauty will live on.
"Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Baal, fire up!
or
Bale! Fire up!
Original Lyrics:
Elvira
"Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvira
My heart's on fire, Hell Fire
Original Lyrics:
Elvira
My heart's on fire, Elvira
"Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Get you all a boom box, a boom box at my house.
Original Lyrics:
Giddy up, a oom papa oom papa mow mow.
"Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Hell fire up
My heart's on fire, Hell fire up!
Original Lyrics:
Elvira
My heart's on fire, for Elvira.
"Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Hell fire up
Original Lyrics:
Elvira
"Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Hell fire
Original Lyrics:
Elvira
"Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll find her.
Original Lyrics:
Elvira.
"Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Little fire truck
Original Lyrics:
Elvira
"Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Little fire up
Original Lyrics:
Elvira
"Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Ole virus
Original Lyrics:
Elvira
"Elvira" by The Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna circumcise that preacher man.
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna search and find that preacher man.
"Enchanted" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
These are the words I held back as I was leading to see
Original Lyrics:
These are the words I held back as I was leaving too soon
"End Of The Line" by Traveling Wilburys
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's all right
Even if they see you're thong.
Original Lyrics:
Well it's all right
Even if they say you're wrong.
"England Swings" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
England swings like a pendulum do
Poppy's own bicycle two by two
Original Lyrics:
England swings like a pendulum do
Bobbies on bicycles two by two
"England Swings" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama sold pajamas and your papa's mustache
Falling out the window, still frolic in the hash
Trawlin' up the river, stealin' thunder up in Maine
Gazing at the havoc in the very last game.
Original Lyrics:
Mama's old pajamas and your papa's mustache
Falling out the window sill, frolic in the grass
Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain
Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes.
"England Swings" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama sold pajamas and your papa's mustache
Falling out the window, still frolic in the hash
Trawlin' up the river, stealin' thunder up in Maine
Gazing at the havoc in the very last game.
Original Lyrics:
Mama's old pajamas and your papa's mustache
Falling out the window sill, frolic in the grass
Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain
Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes.
"England Swings" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
The rosy red cheeks of the little chilled wren.
Original Lyrics:
The rosy red cheeks of the little children.
"England Swings" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
West Mister Abby, the tower pig-pen
Original Lyrics:
Westminster Abbey, the Tower, Big Ben
"England Swings" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's Mr. Abby?
The tower Big Ben
Original Lyrics:
Westminster Abbey
The tower, Big Ben
"Enter Sandman" by Metallica
Misheard Lyrics:
Excellent, end till night
Original Lyrics:
Exit light, enter night
"Enter Sandman" by Metallica
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just deceased under your bed
In your closet, in your head!
Original Lyrics:
It's just the beast under your bed
In your closet, in your head.
"Erotica" by Madonna
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you know white penis
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you know what pain is
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" by Rupert Holmes
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peeing in a closet
If you don't care much for yogurt
Original Lyrics:
If you like Pina Colada
If you're not into yoga
"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by Backstreet Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Rub your body.
Original Lyrics:
Rock you body.
"Everybody Knows" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can't even watch Dynasty
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't even walk down the street
"Everybody Loves Somebody" by Dean Martin
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody loves some money sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody loves somebody sometimes.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" by Sheryl Crow
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day is infanticide
Original Lyrics:
Every day is a faded sign
"Every Light In The House Is On" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
It's kinda like noon in the bedroom light
Original Lyrics:
It's kinda like noon in the dead of night
"Every Light In The House Is On" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
It's kinda like noon in the dead n night.
Original Lyrics:
It's kinda like noon in the dead of night.
"Every Little Thing" by Carlene Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
And like walnuts I wanna break you
Original Lyrics:
And like a wild horse I wanna break you
"Every Little Thing" by Carlene Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
I almost want to rape you
Original Lyrics:
Like a wild horse I want to break you
"Every Little Thing" by Carlene Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a fire I wanna flame you
Original Lyrics:
And like a wild horse I wanna break you
"Every Other Memory" by Trick Pony
Misheard Lyrics:
I had an iron wig so I dropped my gun.
Original Lyrics:
I had an iron will so I dropped my guard.
"Everything" by Alanis Morissette
Misheard Lyrics:
You see all my light and you love my duck.
Original Lyrics:
You see all my light and you love my dark.
"Eyeless" by Slipknot
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a father's son 'cuz he's offensive and missed trees
or
I am a father's son 'cuz he's a fence, I'm a mistery.
Original Lyrics:
I am my father's son 'cuz he's a phantom, a mystery.
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