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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"East Bound And Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
East County bound
Loaded up and truckin'.
Loaded up and truckin'.
Original Lyrics:
Eastbound and down
Load it up and truckin'.
Load it up and truckin'.
"East Bound And Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Eastbound and down
Load it up and tuck it.
Load it up and tuck it.
Original Lyrics:
Eastbound and down
Loaded up and truckin'.
Loaded up and truckin'.
"East Bound And Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
And there's beer in Texua County.
And there's beer in Texua County.
Original Lyrics:
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
And there's beer in Texarkana.
And there's beer in Texarkana.
"East Bound And Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
And there's fear in Texarkana.
And there's fear in Texarkana.
Original Lyrics:
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
And there's beer in Texarkana.
And there's beer in Texarkana.
"East Bound and Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
East bound a dime
Loaded up and truckin'.
Loaded up and truckin'.
Original Lyrics:
East bound and down
Load it up and truckin'.
Load it up and truckin'.
"East Bound and Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
He's bowin' down
Loaded up and truckin'.
Loaded up and truckin'.
Original Lyrics:
Eastbound and down
Load it up and truckin'.
Load it up and truckin'.
"East Bound and Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
He's counting down
Original Lyrics:
Eastbound and down
"East Bound and Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
He's found a dime
Blow 'em up and f*** 'em.
He gonna do what
They say can't be dumb.
Blow 'em up and f*** 'em.
He gonna do what
They say can't be dumb.
Original Lyrics:
Eastbound and down
Load it up and truckin'.
He's gonna do what
They say can't be done.
Load it up and truckin'.
He's gonna do what
They say can't be done.
"East Bound and Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
He's out of bounds
Original Lyrics:
East bound and down
"East Bound and Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
He's signin' off
Original Lyrics:
East bound and down
"East Bound and Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
That there's a fish stick in Atlanta
And there's beer in Texarkana.
And there's beer in Texarkana.
Original Lyrics:
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
And there's beer in Texarkana.
And there's beer in Texarkana.
"East Bound and Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fish stick in Atlanta
And there's beer in Texarkana.
And there's beer in Texarkana.
Original Lyrics:
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
And there's beer in Texarkana
And there's beer in Texarkana
"Easter Parade" by Bing Crosby
Misheard Lyrics:
I could write a sonnet
About your Easter vomit
About your Easter vomit
Original Lyrics:
I could write a sonnet
About your Easter bonnet
About your Easter bonnet
"Easy on Me" by Adele
Misheard Lyrics:
Go itchy on me, baby
Original Lyrics:
Go easy on me, baby
Song came out in the 2020s, so please file it under "misc".
"Easy on Me" by Adele
Misheard Lyrics:
When I am drowning in these islands
Original Lyrics:
When I am drowning in this silence
Song came out in the 2020s, so please file it under "misc" until we get the "2020s" listing. Thank you for your cooperation.
"Edge Of Seventeen" by Stevie Nicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I will f*** with an angel's desire to please.
Original Lyrics:
I went forth with an age-old desire to please.
Editor's note: To the person who submitted this, this song was performed by Stevie Nicks as a solo artist, NOT Fleetwood Mac.
"Edge Of Seventeen" by Stevie Nicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a waddling duck
Original Lyrics:
Just like a white-winged dove.
"Edge Of Seventeen" by Stevie Nicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the ones we love
Original Lyrics:
Just like the white-winged dove
Editor's note: This song was performed by Stevie Nicks as a solo artist, NOT by Fleetwood Mac as a band.
"Edge Of Seventeen" by Stevie Nicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the right-winged girl.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the white-winged dove
"Edge Of Seventeen" by Stevie Nicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the water wing girl.
Original Lyrics:
Just like a white-winged dove.
"Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Roses" by Kathy Mattea
Misheard Lyrics:
They're gonna like the old thing
Original Lyrics:
They're gonna light the old flame
"Eli's Comin'" by Three Dog Night
Misheard Lyrics:
Eli's coming
Hide your hot girl.
Hide your hot girl.
Original Lyrics:
Eli's coming
Hide your heart, girl.
Hide your heart, girl.
"Elizabeth" by Billy Gilman
Misheard Lyrics:
You're booty-wooty-full.
Original Lyrics:
Your beauty will live on.
"Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvira
My heart's on fire, Hell Fire
My heart's on fire, Hell Fire
Original Lyrics:
Elvira
My heart's on fire, Elvira
My heart's on fire, Elvira
"Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Get you all a boom box, a boom box at my house.
Original Lyrics:
Giddy up, a oom papa oom papa mow mow.
"Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Hell fire up
My heart's on fire, Hell fire up!
My heart's on fire, Hell fire up!
Original Lyrics:
Elvira
My heart's on fire, for Elvira.
My heart's on fire, for Elvira.
"Elvira" by The Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna circumcise that preacher man.
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna search and find that preacher man.
"Enchanted" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
These are the words I held back as I was leading to see
Original Lyrics:
These are the words I held back as I was leaving too soon
"End Of The Line" by Traveling Wilburys
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's all right
Even if they see you're thong.
Even if they see you're thong.
Original Lyrics:
Well it's all right
Even if they say you're wrong.
Even if they say you're wrong.
"England Swings" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
England swings like a pendulum do
Poppy's own bicycle two by two
Poppy's own bicycle two by two
Original Lyrics:
England swings like a pendulum do
Bobbies on bicycles two by two
Bobbies on bicycles two by two
"England Swings" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama sold pajamas and your papa's mustache
Falling out the window, still frolic in the hash
Trawlin' up the river, stealin' thunder up in Maine
Gazing at the havoc in the very last game.
Falling out the window, still frolic in the hash
Trawlin' up the river, stealin' thunder up in Maine
Gazing at the havoc in the very last game.
Original Lyrics:
Mama's old pajamas and your papa's mustache
Falling out the window sill, frolic in the grass
Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain
Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes.
Falling out the window sill, frolic in the grass
Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain
Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes.
"England Swings" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama sold pajamas and your papa's mustache
Falling out the window, still frolic in the hash
Trawlin' up the river, stealin' thunder up in Maine
Gazing at the havoc in the very last game.
Falling out the window, still frolic in the hash
Trawlin' up the river, stealin' thunder up in Maine
Gazing at the havoc in the very last game.
Original Lyrics:
Mama's old pajamas and your papa's mustache
Falling out the window sill, frolic in the grass
Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain
Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes.
Falling out the window sill, frolic in the grass
Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain
Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes.
"England Swings" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Penguin swings like a penguin do
Original Lyrics:
England swings like a pendulum do
"England Swings" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
The rosy red cheeks of the little chilled wren.
Original Lyrics:
The rosy red cheeks of the little children.
"England Swings" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
West Mister Abby, the tower pig-pen
Original Lyrics:
Westminster Abbey, the Tower, Big Ben
"England Swings" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's Mr. Abby?
The tower Big Ben
The tower Big Ben
Original Lyrics:
Westminster Abbey
The tower, Big Ben
The tower, Big Ben
"Enter Sandman" by Metallica
Misheard Lyrics:
Excellent, end till night
Original Lyrics:
Exit light, enter night
"Enter Sandman" by Metallica
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just deceased under your bed
In your closet, in your head!
In your closet, in your head!
Original Lyrics:
It's just the beast under your bed
In your closet, in your head.
In your closet, in your head.
"Erotica" by Madonna
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you know white penis
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you know what pain is
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" by Rupert Holmes
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape
At a park full of valleys where we'll plan our escape
At a park full of valleys where we'll plan our escape
Original Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malleys where we'll plan our escape
At a bar called O'Malleys where we'll plan our escape
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" by Rupert Holmes
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peeing in a closet
If you don't care much for yogurt
If you don't care much for yogurt
Original Lyrics:
If you like Pina Colada
If you're not into yoga
If you're not into yoga
"Even If It Breaks Your Heart" by Eli Young Band
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear the ringing of the Peter Paul guitar
Original Lyrics:
I can hear the ringing of a beat up old guitar
"Even If It Breaks Your Heart" by Eli Young Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I can hear em' playing.
I can hear the ringin' on a beautiful guitar
Oh, I can hear em singing
Keep on dreaming
Even if it breaks your heart
I can hear the ringin' on a beautiful guitar
Oh, I can hear em singing
Keep on dreaming
Even if it breaks your heart
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I can hear em' playing.
I can hear the ringing of a beat up old guitar
Oh, I can hear em singing
Keep on dreaming
Even if it breaks your heart
I can hear the ringing of a beat up old guitar
Oh, I can hear em singing
Keep on dreaming
Even if it breaks your heart
"Evergreen (Love Theme from 'A Star Is Born')" by Barbra Streisand
Misheard Lyrics:
Time, we've learned to stay lovin'.
Original Lyrics:
Time, we've learned to sail above.
"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by Backstreet Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Rub your body.
Original Lyrics:
Rock you body.
"Everybody Knows" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can't even watch Dynasty
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't even walk down the street
"Everyday America" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
A little town and a great big night
Original Lyrics:
A little town and a great big light
"Everyday America" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
Grew up on a diaper
Original Lyrics:
Grew up on a tight rope
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" by Sheryl Crow
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day is infanticide
Original Lyrics:
Every day is a faded sign
"Every Light In The House Is On" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
It's kinda like noon in the bedroom light
Original Lyrics:
It's kinda like noon in the dead of night
"Every Light In The House Is On" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
It's kinda like noon in the dead n night.
Original Lyrics:
It's kinda like noon in the dead of night.
"Every Light in the House Is On" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Every light in the housing zone
Original Lyrics:
Every light in the house is on
"Every Little Thing" by Carlene Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
And like walnuts I wanna break you
Original Lyrics:
And like a wild horse I wanna break you
"Every Little Thing" by Carlene Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
I almost want to rape you
Original Lyrics:
Like a wild horse I want to break you
"Every Little Thing" by Carlene Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a fire I wanna flame you
Original Lyrics:
And like a wild horse I wanna break you
"Everyone She Knows" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a marionette in blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
She's a Marilyn in blue jeans
"Every Other Memory" by Trick Pony
Misheard Lyrics:
I had an iron wig so I dropped my gun.
Original Lyrics:
I had an iron will so I dropped my guard.
"Everything's Changed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
That westbound Santa Fe don't stop here anymore.
Original Lyrics:
That westbound to Santa Fe don't stop here anymore.
"Everything" by Alanis Morissette
Misheard Lyrics:
You see all my light and you love my duck.
Original Lyrics:
You see all my light and you love my dark.
"Everywhere I'm Goin'" by Maddie and Tae
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere I've been on the map I'm holding
Yeah, everywhere I've been
And everywhere I'm goin'
From the backwoods to the neon gully
Yeah, everywhere I've been
And everywhere I'm goin'
From the backwoods to the neon gully
Original Lyrics:
Every red pin on the map I'm holding
You're everywhere I've been
And everywhere I'm goin'
From backwoods to the neon glowin'
You're everywhere I've been
And everywhere I'm goin'
From backwoods to the neon glowin'
"Except for Monday" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't get me long
Original Lyrics:
Don't get me wrong
"Eyeless" by Slipknot
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a father's son 'cuz he's offensive and missed trees
or
I am a father's son 'cuz he's a fence, I'm a mistery.
or
I am a father's son 'cuz he's a fence, I'm a mistery.
Original Lyrics:
I am my father's son 'cuz he's a phantom, a mystery.
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