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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Rolling Stones that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 685 misheard song lyrics for The Rolling Stones on amIright currently.

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"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you see I'm on De Luca Street
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you see I'm on a losing streak
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm tryin' to make some dough.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm tryin' to make some girl.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm tryin' to meet some girl.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm tryin' to make some girl.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm trying to make some girl pregnant
Original Lyrics:
And I'm trying to make some girl who tells me...
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm trying to date some girl
or
And I'm trying to mate some girls
or
And I'm trying to mate some girls
Original Lyrics:
And I'm trying to make some girl
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby better come back maybe next week
'Cause you see I'm awful lewd this week
Original Lyrics:
Baby better come back maybe next week
Can't you see I'm on a losing streak
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heck no satisfaction
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no satisfaction.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
How to wipe my dirty feet.
Original Lyrics:
How white my shirts can be.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
How white my church can be
Original Lyrics:
How white my shirts can be
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
How wide my church could be
Original Lyrics:
How white my shirts can be
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no action at the show.
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no satisfaction.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no curly action.
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no girl reaction.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no curly action.
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no girl reaction.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no curry action.
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no girl with action.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no girl with action.
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no girl reaction.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no girly action.
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no girl reaction.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no girly action
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no girl reaction
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no good reaction.
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no girl reaction.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no gut reaction.
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no girl with action.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no her reaction.
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no girl with action.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no love reaction.
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no girl reaction.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no radish action
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no satisfaction
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no sax to scratch on.
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no satisfaction.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't get no said his back show
Original Lyrics:
I don't get no satisfaction
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate techno.
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no...
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, 'Heck No!'
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, 'Heck no.'
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wipe my shorts on me.
Original Lyrics:
How white my shirts can be
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Supposed to buy on my imagination
Original Lyrics:
Supposed to fire my imagination
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching my 'Teen Beat'
Original Lyrics:
Watchin' my TV
'Teen Beat' was the British version of 'American Bandstand'.
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man comes on and tells me
How white my church can be
Original Lyrics:
When a man comes on and tells me
How white my shirts can be
"19th Nervous Breakdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
19 dollar spray tan
Original Lyrics:
19th nervous breakdown.
"19th Nervous Breakdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco's all upstairs
Original Lyrics:
Dismal dull affairs
"19th Nervous Breakdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes your 1930s breakdown.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown.
"19th Nervous Breakdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were a child
You were treated kind
But you were never brought up right
You were always watering down the toilet.
Original Lyrics:
When you were a child
You were treated kind
But you were never brought up right
You were always spoiled with a thousand toys.
"19th Nervous Breakdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were always loitering around the toilets
And still you cried all night
Original Lyrics:
You were always spoiled with a million toys
And still you cried all night
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
A angel, a angel
Original Lyrics:
Angie, Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy, Andy
Original Lyrics:
Angie, Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Benji
Original Lyrics:
Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engine
Original Lyrics:
Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't Jay.
Original Lyrics:
Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't Jed, I ain't Jed.
Original Lyrics:
Angie, Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't Jeff.
Original Lyrics:
Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Jed
or
I lay in jail
or
I ain't Jeff
or
I ain't Jeff
Original Lyrics:
Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't dead! I ain't dead!
Original Lyrics:
Angie! Angie!
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't gay
Original Lyrics:
Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't in jail.
Original Lyrics:
Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate Jake.
Original Lyrics:
Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I inject.
Original Lyrics:
Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I inject
Original Lyrics:
Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lay in jail, I lay in jail.
Original Lyrics:
Angie, Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lay in jail.
Original Lyrics:
Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Jack, I'm Jack.
Original Lyrics:
Angie, Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Jed
Original Lyrics:
Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in jail
Original Lyrics:
Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Injured, I lay injured
Original Lyrics:
Angie...ohhh, Angie
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Angie don't you croak
'cause our dreams are up in smoke.
Original Lyrics:
All the dreams we held so close
Seem to all go up in smoke
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh hand job
Oh hand job!
Original Lyrics:
Oh Angie
Angie!
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The highway said goodbye
Original Lyrics:
The time we said goodbye
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
When will all those clowns all disappear
Original Lyrics:
When will all those clouds all disappear
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
When will the waiter, disappear
Original Lyrics:
Where will it lead us, from here
"Angie"
Misheard Lyrics:
With no lovin' and our souls,
and no money and our copes
Original Lyrics:
With no lovin' in our souls,
and no money in our coats
"Anybody Seen My Baby?"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I just close my eyes
I reach out and touch her a**.
Original Lyrics:
If I just close my eyes
I reach out and touch the prize.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All this sickness, I could suck a duck.
Original Lyrics:
All this sickness, I just suck it up.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All this sickness, I could suck a duck
Throwing up on me, like canned stroganoff
Original Lyrics:
All this sickness, I just suck it up.
Throw it all on me, I can shrug it off
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All this sickness, just f*** a duck.
Original Lyrics:
All this sickness, I just suck it up.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on baby ease the beast in me.
Original Lyrics:
Come on baby please, please, please.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't ever leave your pizza burning.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look at me, your pizza's burning
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna be your pizza furnace.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to be your big suburban.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want your pizza burnin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Face a-burnin'
Original Lyrics:
Beast of burden
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Melanie, your pizza's burning.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can smell your pizza burnin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I delivering a yeast of virgin.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be your big suburban
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never eat my pizza burning
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never smelled no pizza burning.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never thought you'd be so purty
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be your pizza burger.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be your pizza burnin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be your big suburban.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be your big suburban.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd never pee if your feet were burnin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your Easter Bunny
All the sickness I can suck a duck
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
All your sickness, I can suck it up
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your Easter Bunny
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your Beast of Burden
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your Easter Bunny
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast, Roberta.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your beastly virgin
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your bee stomper, Nin.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your beef stew burnin'
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your big Suburban.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your Easter Bird
or
I'll never bring your pizza burning
or
I'll never be your big suburban
or
I'll never be your big suburban
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your big suburban
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your pink suburban.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your pink surburbia.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your pizza burger.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your pizza burnin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your pizza burning!
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your pizza burning.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beat of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your pizza burning
I'd won for Wiles, my fee-uh-lange.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
I've walked for miles, my feet are hurtin'.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be, you're big, so Bourbon.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be, your pizza's burning.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never eat your pizza burning.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never keep your pizza burnin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never keep your pizza burning.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never leave your beans uh burnin'
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never leave your beef stew burning.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never leave your pizza burden.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your big suburban
or
I'll never leave your pizza burnin'
or
I'll never leave your pizza burnin'
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never leave your pizza burning.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never see your pizza burnin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've never been in a big suburban.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've never been your beast of burden.
I walk a mile. My teeth are hurtin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
I walk for miles. My feet are hurtin'.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Melanie, your pizza's burning
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My things are hurtin'.
Original Lyrics:
My feet are hurtin'.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never leave your pizza burning.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll never eat, your pizza's burnin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never leave your pizza burning.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast Of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your sickness, I can suck a duck.
Original Lyrics:
Your sickness, I can suck it up.
"Beast of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to be your pizza burger.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to be your beast of burden.
"Beast of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your pizza burnin'
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your pizza burning
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never beat your pizza burnin'...
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never leave you with your pizza burnin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
"Beast of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never leave your pizza burnin'
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast of Burden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yes sir, I could such a duck.
Original Lyrics:
All your sickness, I can suck it up.
Half of the misheard lyrics on this site are parody - they aren't close enough to be true mondegreens. Kind of waters down the impact.
"Before They Make Me Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna find my way to heaven
There's a big right turn ahead
Wasn't loving her good but I was feeling her well
Original Lyrics:
Gonna find my way to heaven
'Cause I did my time in hell
I wasn't looking too good but I was feeling real well
"Before They Make Me Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Losing bills and platters
Choose your many sins
Original Lyrics:
Booze and pills and powders
You can choose your medicine
"Bitch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, when you call my name, cellar looks like a padlocked door
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, when you call my name, salivate like a Pavlov dog
Dr. Pavlov was a psychologist who trained dogs to salivate when he rang a bell, even when he didn't actually bring them any food.
"Black Limousine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You in white and me in grey.
or
You in white and me in brown.
Original Lyrics:
You in white and me in green.
"Blinded By Rainbows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blinded by rainbows.
Washing the window
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by rainbows.
Watching the wind blow
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black sugar
Original Lyrics:
Brown sugar
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown sugar
Just like a lump of sugar.
Original Lyrics:
Brown sugar
Just like a young girl should.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Craps shooter
or
Crapshooter
Original Lyrics:
Brown Sugar
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ed up slave ship made of cottage cheese
Fell into a greasy vat of kidney beans.
Original Lyrics:
Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go, go, slave ship on forgotten fields
Original Lyrics:
Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear him with the woman just around midnight.
Original Lyrics:
Hear him whip the woman just around midnight.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heart beats cold, but my blood runs hot
Original Lyrics:
Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How come you dance so good?
Original Lyrics:
How come you taste so good?
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How come your den's so dirty?
Original Lyrics:
How come you taste so good?
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet your momma was a Cheshire queen.
Original Lyrics:
i bet your momma was a Tent Show queen.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet your momma was a cheshire queen.
Original Lyrics:
I bet your momma was a tent show queen.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet your momma was a tangerine
Original Lyrics:
I bet your momma was a Tent Show queen
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet your momma was a trash hall queen.
Original Lyrics:
I bet your momma was a tent show queen.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet your momma was a treasure queen.
Original Lyrics:
I bet your momma was a tent show queen.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet your momma was a treasure queen
Original Lyrics:
I bet your momma was a tent show queen.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a Yonkers surely
Original Lyrics:
Just like a young girl should
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a backdoor should.
Original Lyrics:
Just like a black girl should.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a pack of chooks.
Original Lyrics:
Just like a black girl should.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a yum-yum should
Original Lyrics:
Just like a young girl should
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Joe said she copped a pile of pills.
Original Lyrics:
Gold Coast slaveship bound for cotton fields.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Joe said she copped a pile of pills
Sold in the market down in New Orleans.
Original Lyrics:
Gold Coast slaveship bound for cotton fields
Sold in the market down in New Orleans.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Joe said she from da market field
Original Lyrics:
Gold Coast slaveship bound for cotton fields.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rap! Sugar!
How come your den's so dirty?
Rap! Sugar!
Just like a younger chook.
Original Lyrics:
Brown sugar
How come you taste so good?
Brown sugar
Just like a young girl should.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rap! Sugar!
Just like a younger chook.
Original Lyrics:
Brown sugar
Just like a young girl should.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scot ball slabe due bowel a cotter pin
Original Lyrics:
Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scott old slaver knows he's doing alright
Hear him with the women just around midnight.
Original Lyrics:
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
Hear him whip the woman just around midnight.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Skydog slaver know he's doin' alright.
Original Lyrics:
Scarred old slaver know he's doin' alright.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some fools say she found the cut-off ears
sold in a market place in New Orleans
Original Lyrics:
Gold Coast slaveship bound for cotton fields
Sold in the market down in New Orleans.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yoko say she bought a pot of beans
Original Lyrics:
Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yoko say she's found the cotton fields
Original Lyrics:
Gold Coast slaveship bound for cotton fields.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yoko's slave, she got a pot of beans.
Original Lyrics:
Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields.
"Brown Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You should aim to hurt him just around midnight.
Original Lyrics:
You should have heard him just around midnight.
"Can't You Hear Me Knocking?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doobie doobie daebie
Original Lyrics:
Can't you hear me knockin'?
"Can't You Hear Me Knocking?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nibby noobie nobby
Original Lyrics:
Can't you hear me knockin'?
"Can't You Hear Me Knocking?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, you got nasty boobs.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, you got plastic boots.
"Can't You Hear Me Knocking" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me in the noggin.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you hear me knocking?
"Dance Little Sister"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diane's little sister
Original Lyrics:
Dance little sister
"Dead Flowers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Send midday flowers at my wedding.
Original Lyrics:
Send me dead flowers at my wedding.
"Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do (Heartbreaker)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hard way to die
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker
"Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do (Heartbreaker)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heartbreaker, with your motorboat
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker, with your .44
"Don't Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacon, don't stop.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, don't stop.
"Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo (Heartbreaker)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna tell you where to park.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna tear your world apart.
"Doom and Gloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the passengers were punched in the face
Original Lyrics:
All the passengers were drunk and insane
"Doom and Gloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost on Twitter in an overseas war
Original Lyrics:
Lost all that treasure in an overseas war
Well, the wars of the future may be fought in cyberspace.
"Downtown Suzie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lying on a naked bed
Wavin' at the seltzer heads
Original Lyrics:
Lying on a naked bed
With an Alka-Seltzer head
"Emotional Rescue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know promises were never meant to keep?
Just like the night, so's old folks could sleep.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know promises were never meant to keep?
Just like the night, it dissolves in sleep.
"Emotional Rescue"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a fine Air-a-Charter.
Original Lyrics:
On a fine Arab Charger.
"Emotional Rescue"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a fine arrow to Sharjah
Original Lyrics:
On a fine Arab Charger.
"Emotional Rescue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rosy Greer
You can't get out
Original Lyrics:
You're too deep in
You can't get out
"Far Away Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get a girl with borrow-ed eyes
Original Lyrics:
Get a girl with far away eyes
"Fool To Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy, you're a bullfrog.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy, you're a fool to cry.
"Fool To Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a southern-fried fool, ya ya, baby.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a certified fool now.
"Get Off My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
A! E! Talk about mine!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, you! Get off of my cloud.
"Get Off My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
A. B.! Alphabet clown
Original Lyrics:
Hey, you! Get off of my cloud.
"Get Off My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off of my back
or
Get into my car.
Original Lyrics:
Get off of my cloud.
"Get Off My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off-a my clown.
Original Lyrics:
Get off of my cloud.
"Get Off My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hey! Hee hee! Get outta my car
Original Lyrics:
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
A! E!
Get outta' my crap.
Original Lyrics:
Hey! You!
Get off of my cloud.
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
A! E!
Get outta' my crap.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, you!
Get off of my cloud.
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
A. E. Get off of my clown
Original Lyrics:
Hey, You! Get off of my cloud
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off of my back.
Original Lyrics:
Get off of my cloud.
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off of my spouse.
Original Lyrics:
Get off of my cloud.
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out of my car
Original Lyrics:
Get off of my cloud
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! Me! You're awful, my clown.
Original Lyrics:
Hey you, get off of my cloud.
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! You! Get off of my plow!
Original Lyrics:
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! You!
Get off of my time.
Original Lyrics:
Hey! You!
Get off of my cloud.
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Dude, get offa my cow!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, You! Get off of my cloud!
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Jew, get off of my plow!
or
Hey, kid, get off of my plow!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, you, get off of my cloud!
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, you, you, get off of my flowers
or
Hey, Dude, get offa my clown
or
Hey, you, get off of my cow
or
Hey, You, get off of my thumb
or
Hey, You, get off of my thumb
Original Lyrics:
Hey, You, get off of my cloud
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, you! Get high on my pot!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, you! Get out of my house!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, you! Get off of my cloud.
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, you,
apple pie frown!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, you,
get off of my cloud!
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
I live on upon the ninety-ninth floor of Pine Bluff
And I sit at home looking out the window imagining the world as God.
Original Lyrics:
I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window imagining the world has stopped.
"Get Off Of My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the morning the pocket pickers looked just like fags and spit on my windscreen
Original Lyrics:
In the morning the parking tickets looked just like flags stuck on my windscreen
"Get off My Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I sit at home lookin' out the window
Imagine there's a world outside.
Original Lyrics:
And I sit at home lookin' out the window
Imagining the world has stopped.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, children
It's just a shower, it's just a shower.
Original Lyrics:
War, children
It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahhh, children
It's just Piscataway, it's just Piscataway.
Original Lyrics:
War, children
It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away.
Piscataway is a town in New Jersey.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bartender
is just a shout away
Original Lyrics:
War, children
it's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Birds like the wren go gobblin'.
Original Lyrics:
Burns like a red coal carpet
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Birds of a brand new gauntlet.
Original Lyrics:
Burns like a red coal carpet.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Birds off the railroad coughin'
Original Lyrics:
Burns like a red coal carpet
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob Dylan is just a shout away.
Original Lyrics:
War, children, it's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob Dylan
It's just a shot away.
Original Lyrics:
War, children
It's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Born killer, it's just a shot away.
Original Lyrics:
Rape, murder! It's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dave Pirner, you're just a show away.
Original Lyrics:
Rape, murder! It's just a shot away.
Dave Pirner is from Soul Asylum. I went to West High School with Dave, where he played in a band named The Schitz. (Editor's note: However, he was only 5 when this song was recorded, so it's not the least bit possible that he could have been referenced in this song.)
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme, Gimme Shellder
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme shelter
Shellder is a Pokemon...but it didn't exist at the time this song came out.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heil Hitler, it's just a shot away
Original Lyrics:
War, children, it's just a shot away
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Myrtle! It's just a shot away
Original Lyrics:
Rape, murder! It's just a shot away
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey baby!
Original Lyrics:
Rape! Murder!
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Vernon! It's just a shot away
Original Lyrics:
Rape, murder! It's just a shot away
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, children! It's just a shout away.
Original Lyrics:
War, children, it's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tell you love, Sister
It starts to p*ss away
It starts to p*ss away
It starts to p*ss away.
Original Lyrics:
I tell you love, Sister
It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a shadow, eh?
It's just a shadow, eh?
Original Lyrics:
It's just a shot away.
It's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a shin away.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a showering
It's just a showering.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
More children, it's just a shout away.
Original Lyrics:
War, children, it's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh kill him
He took the sun away
He took the sun away.
Original Lyrics:
War, children
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Jimmy!
It's just a shout away, it's just a shout away.
Original Lyrics:
War, children
It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Peter
He's took the s**t away
He's took the s**t away.
Original Lyrics:
War, children
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Tiller!
He's got a shower
He's got a shower.
Original Lyrics:
War, children!
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, a storm is threat'ning
Library life today.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, a storm is threat'ning
My very life today.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, a storm is threat'ning
Love every life today.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, a storm is threat'ning
My very life today.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, children
It's just a shallow way, it's just a shallow way.
Original Lyrics:
War, children
It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, come by here
It's just a shout away
It's just a shout away.
Original Lyrics:
War, children
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, storm is threatening,
Black bird has lost its way
Original Lyrics:
Oh, a storm is threatening
My very life today.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, see the fire is seepin'
Thru every life today
Birds off a railroad coughin'
Black bird has lost its way
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, see the fire is sweepin'
Our very streets today
Burns like a red coal carpet
Mad bull lost its way.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, see the fire is sweepin'
Louder it screams today
First, I'm a special doggy
That girl has lost her way.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, see the fire is sweepin'
Our very streets today
Burns like a red coal carpet
Mad bull lost its way.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooohh, dinner
It's just a shout away.
Original Lyrics:
War, children
It's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ray! Mur... yeahhh!
It's just a shop away
It's just a shop away
Original Lyrics:
Rape, murder!
Is just a shot away
It's just a shot away
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The slut is sweating
Not very light today.
Original Lyrics:
A storm is threatening
My very life today.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait, hurry up!
It's just a shadow, 'ey!
Original Lyrics:
Rape, murder!
It's just a shot away
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walt Whitman is just a shot away
Original Lyrics:
War, children, it's just a shot away
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
War, children, it's in Piscataway.
Original Lyrics:
War, children, it's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, Ophelia
It's just a shout away.
Original Lyrics:
War, children
It's just a shot away.
"Gimme Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woh, children
It's just a shallow rain.
Original Lyrics:
War, children
It's just a shot away.
"Gimmie Shelter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got the shadow way.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a shot away.
"Hang Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang fire, hang fire, bird on a wire
Original Lyrics:
Hang fire, hang fire, put it on a wire.
"Hang Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang fire, hang fire, good ol' while.
Original Lyrics:
Hang fire, hang fire, put it on a wire.
"Hang Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang five, hang five, Zero, one, two, five.
Original Lyrics:
Hang fire, hang fire, put it on a wire.
"Hang Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang five, hang five, get on a board
Original Lyrics:
Hang fire, hang fire, put it on a wire.
"Hang Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the sweet old country where I come from
Nobody ever works, we just get stoned
We hang fire.
Original Lyrics:
In the sweet old country where I come from
Nobody ever work, yeah nothing gets done
We hang fire.
"Hang Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
We just love to shirk
Original Lyrics:
We just lost our shirts
"Hang Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know my Aryan money is a full time job.
Original Lyrics:
You know marrying money is a full time job.
"Harlem Shuffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harlem shop mall
Original Lyrics:
Harlem Shuffle
"Have Mercy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hap' Birthday
Hap' Birthday on me
Original Lyrics:
Have mercy
Have mercy on me
"Have You Seen Your Mother Baby?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen your mother baby
Standing in the river?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen your mother baby
Standing in the shadows?
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heartbreaker, with your bowling ball
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker, with your .44
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten year old girl on a streetcorner gettin' laid up in her arms
Original Lyrics:
Ten year old girl on a streetcorner stickin' needles in her arms
"Highwire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up! Stay up! Get up! Stay up! Owwwww!!!
Original Lyrics:
Get up! Stand up! Dealer! Stealer! Heeeeyyyy!!!!
"Highwire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up, stand up, outta my way
I wanna talk to the mayor right away.
Original Lyrics:
Get up, stand up, outta my way
I wanna talk to the man right away.
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey Kong woman
Original Lyrics:
Honky tonk woman
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I later dipped for a stay in New York City.
Original Lyrics:
I laid a divorcee in New York City.
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I made a barroom queen and I'm hers.
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin soaked barroom queen in Memphis.
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a been so far acquainted listener.
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked bar room queen in Memphis.
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a gentle ball-room queen in Memphis
I tried to take her upstairs for a ride.
She had to leave me right across her shoulder.
'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my my mind.
AND
A lady De Francé in New York City
I had to put up some kind of a fight.
The lady then she covered me with roses,
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis.
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.
She had to heave me right across her shoulder
'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind.
AND
I laid a divorcée in New York City,
I had to put up some kind of a fight.
The lady then she covered me with roses,
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a gentle barroom queen in Memphis.
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis.
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a gentle barroom queen in Memphis
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin soaked barroom queen in Memphis
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a gentle broom queen in Memphis
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a girl from far-off Queens in Yonkers.
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis.
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a gypsy ballroom queen in Jackson.
I thought I'd take her upstairs for a ride.
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked bar room queen in Memphis.
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a jigsaw barrum queen in Memphis.
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked bar room queen in Memphis.
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a jinzo far of queen in Memphis
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin soaked bar room queen in Memphis
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy the hokey-poke man
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She blew my load and then she blew my mind.
Original Lyrics:
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The ladies devotee in New York City
Original Lyrics:
I laid a divorcee in New York City
"Honky Tonk Women" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
behead behead behead the honky tonk blues
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues
"I Go Wild"
Misheard Lyrics:
Molest me, I'm brain dead.
Original Lyrics:
You left me, I'm brain dead.
"I Much Rather Be With The Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try to phone me
'Cause now I know the score.
Original Lyrics:
Don't try to follow me
'Cause now I know the score.
"I'm Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me, old man
Original Lyrics:
Love me, hold me
"It's All Over Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
She spent all my money, playin' their half-ass game
Original Lyrics:
She spent all my money, playing her high-class game
"It's All Over Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
She spent all my money, playing her half-past game
Original Lyrics:
She spent all my money, playing her high-class game
"It's All Over Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend all my money playing her high class games
or
Spent all my money playing her half-assed games
or
Spent all my money playing her half-assed games
Original Lyrics:
Spending all my money playing her high fast games
This is a Bobby & Shirley Womack song covered by several folks before the Stones.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I howled at my Ma every time it rained.
Original Lyrics:
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I howled at my ma's endriving brace.
Original Lyrics:
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I howled at the moon and the driving rain
Original Lyrics:
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's all right now, in fact it's the best!
But it's all right now, Jumpin' Jack Flash
He's my best dressed guest.
Original Lyrics:
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, Jumpin' Jack Flash sits on his ass.
Original Lyrics:
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's alright, yeah
Passin' some gas.
Original Lyrics:
But it's all right now
In fact, it's a gas!
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Comet Hale-Bopp is a gas, gas, gas.
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
I saw an article in an astronomy magazine titled exactly like this. The brilliant comet graced our skies in 1997 and I saw the Rolling Stones live later that same year.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Humpin that a**, it's a blast, blast, blast.
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in Nebraska by a hurricane.
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a class-five hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a class-five hurricane
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a column by Herb Caen
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a column of herbal cane
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a cross-eyed hurricane.
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
In a hole at the bottom of a driving range.
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a class five hurricane
or
I was born in a cross-town south bound train
or
I was born in a cross-town south bound train
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a force five hurricane.
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in a truck stop arcade.
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a crossfire hurricane.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was drowned in a four, five city hag.
Original Lyrics:
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was drowned, I was washed up in lead pois-on.
Original Lyrics:
I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was ground on a washtub and lived for a day.
Original Lyrics:
I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised buying two less beers in hand
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by 2 lesbians in drag.
or
I was raised by a toothless, penniless hag.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
Can anybody understand what Mick is saying in this song other than 'Jumpin Jack Flash is a gas gas gas'?
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bitty hag
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless grinning hag
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, pennyless hag
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by a two bit, spilled-in hag.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by a two faced spirit head
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by a two-bit dirty hag.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by a two-faced bearded hag.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by the toothfairy's pitted hand
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by the toothless skid it had
I was cool with a Straprite cross-eyed bag.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by toothless, weirded hat
I was cooled with a strat rat cross my bat
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two biddy little hands.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
Just so you know, this song came out in the 60s, not the 70s.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two blessed biddy hands.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two faced lesbians.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a bearded hag.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two fairies cut in half.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two fella's givin head
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a bearded and toothless hag
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two legs bit in half
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two lesbian hags
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two lesbians split in half.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two lesbians, fag
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two lesbians.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two men split in half.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two pairs of skinny hands
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised with a strap-up crossfire fag.
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was screwin' with a strapper cross my bed.
Original Lyrics:
I was schooled with a strap right across my back.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
Gotta get some gas!
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas gas gas.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
Kiss my a**, a**, a**.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm jumpin jack flash in the grass
Original Lyrics:
I'm jumpin jack flash it's a gas
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin Jack Flash has a VD rash!
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas!
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin jack flash
and he just get scarse!
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin Jack Flash
It's a gas gas gas
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash Shits a gas, gas, gas.
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash It's a gas, gas, gas.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash is a restless guest.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash is an ass ass ass
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash it's a gas gas gas
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash,
just passed gas
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash,
it's a gas
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash, hit the gas, gas, gas.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash, if you'd just pass gas.
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash
S**ts a gas, gas, gas.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a guess, guess, guess.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash is an a** a** a**.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash is a gas gas gas.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a mustache dance.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash
S***s from a**, a**, a**.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping Jack passes the gas, gas, gas.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Junk the jack cast
It's a gas, gas, gas
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas
"Lady Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
This play is wrong, my love.
Original Lyrics:
This play is run, my love.
"Let It Bleed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
but tonight we in my dirty filthy basement
Original Lyrics:
but you knifed me in my dirty filthy basement
"Let It Loose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it loose
Let it walk on down the line.
Original Lyrics:
Let it loose
Let it all come down tonight.
"Let's Spend The Night Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama needs you more than ever.
Original Lyrics:
Now I need you more than ever.
"Little Red Rooster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too lazy to crow for days
Original Lyrics:
Too late for to crow today.
"Little Red Rooster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too lazy to crow for days
Original Lyrics:
Too late for to crow today
"Little Red Rooster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two legs and a croke a day.
Original Lyrics:
Too lazy to crow today.
"Little T & A"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her t**s are nice but, so old baby.
Original Lyrics:
My t**s and a** with soul, baby.
"Little T & A"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a shotgun shoulder.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta shock' them, show them.
"Little T & A"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my little rock 'n' roll
My t**s of ice with salt, baby.
Original Lyrics:
She's my little rock 'n' roll
My t**s and a** with soul, baby.
"Little T & A"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my little rotten roll.
Original Lyrics:
She's my little rock 'n' roll.
"Little T & A"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's not into rock n' roll.
Original Lyrics:
She's my little rock 'n' roll.
"Little T & A"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a shockin' shoulder.
Original Lyrics:
You got to shock them, show them.
"Live with Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got nasty habits; I take THC
Original Lyrics:
I've got nasty habits; I take tea at three
"Melody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Melody, it was the second night
Original Lyrics:
Melody, It was her second name
"Melody"
Misheard Lyrics:
The melody, it was sickening!
Original Lyrics:
Melody - it was her second name
"Memory Motel"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took a guitar and a shady can of clay
Original Lyrics:
She took my guitar
And she began to play
"Midnight Rambler" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you heard about the ball stern?
Original Lyrics:
Did you hear about the Boston...
"Might As Well Get Juiced" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You might as well drink juice
or
You might as well get Zeused
or
You might as well get Zeused
Original Lyrics:
You might as well get juiced
"Might As Well Get Juiced" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You might as wel get sued
or
You might as well get sluiced
or
You might as well get sluiced
Original Lyrics:
You might as well get juiced
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna come around the square
Original Lyrics:
Gonna come around at twelve
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I'm lying to myself
It's just you and no one else
No I don't miss your child
You really God d*mn!
My my! Fooling all the time
No, I won't miss your baby, yeah
or
I guess I'm lying to myself
It's just you and no one else
Lord I won't miss your charms
You really got them my my
Fooling on my time
No, I won't kiss your baby, yeah
or
I guess I'm lying to myself
It's just you and no one else
Lord I won't miss your charms
You really got them my my
Fooling on my time
No, I won't kiss your baby, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I guess I'm lying to myself
It's just you and no one else
Lord I won't miss you child
You've been blotting out my mind
Fooling on my time
No, I won't miss you, baby, yeah
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been haulin' a** so long
I've been sleepin' on the lawn.
Original Lyrics:
I've been holding out so long
I've been sleepin' all alone.
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been hauling a** so long
I've been sleeping all alone.
Original Lyrics:
I've been holding out so long
I've been sleeping all alone.
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been hauling a** so long.
Original Lyrics:
I've been holding out so long.
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been hogging at the scene
You've been haunting all my dreams
Laura miss you.
Original Lyrics:
I've been haunted in my sleep
You've been starring in my dreams
Lord I miss you
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's some punk down on the square
With some Puerto Rican girls...
Original Lyrics:
Gonna come around at twelve
With some Puerto Rican girls...
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I've been haunted in my sleep
I've been Stalin in my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I've been haunted in my sleep
You've been starring in my dreams.
"Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah come around a quarter after twelve
There's some Puerto Rican girls
Just climbin' Macchu Pichu.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna come around at twelve
With some Puerto Rican girls
That's just dying to meet you.
"Mixed Emotions"
Misheard Lyrics:
The spirit of head-cheese
Original Lyrics:
Let's bury the hatchet
"Mixed Emotions"
Misheard Lyrics:
This barin' and hatchin'
Original Lyrics:
Let's bury the hatchet
"Mixed Emotions"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the only one who's been seen at the ocean
Original Lyrics:
You're not the only one with mixed emotions
"Mixed Emotions"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the only one with Mick's demotion!
Original Lyrics:
You're not the only one with mixed emotions.
"Mixed Emotions"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the only one with misty motions.
Original Lyrics:
You're not the only one with mixed emotions.
"Mixed Emotions"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the only sh*t,
a trip down its ocean
Original Lyrics:
You're not the only ship,
adrift on this ocean
"Mixed Emotions"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the only shift
That took on this ocean
Original Lyrics:
You're not the only ship
Adrift on this ocean
"Mixed Emotions"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're squeezin' your butt
or
Your Cuisinart butt
or
Your Cuisinart butt
Original Lyrics:
It's creasin' your butt
"Monkey Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bleepin', painted monkey.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
"Monkey Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bleeping peanut monkey
Original Lyrics:
I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
"Monkey Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a monkeeeeeeeeey, bay-beh!
Original Lyrics:
I'm a monkeeeeeeeeey man!
"Moonlight Mile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Becka Rowe, Becka Rowe, Becka Rowe
Original Lyrics:
Down the road, down the road, down the road
"Mother's Little Helper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor please, some 'Boradeez'
Original Lyrics:
Doctor please, some more of these
"Mother's Little Helper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor please, the morphines.
Original Lyrics:
Doctor please, some more of these.
"Mother's Little Helper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor please. Zipora please.
Original Lyrics:
Doctor please, some more of these.
"Mother's Little Helper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor please
Zipporah please
Outside the door
They took for bore.
Original Lyrics:
Doctor please
Some more of these
Outside the door
She took four more.
"Mother's Little Helper"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a drag it is getting home
Original Lyrics:
What a drag it is, getting old
"Mother's Little Helper"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a drag it is getting up.
Original Lyrics:
What a drag it is getting old.
"Mother's Little Helper"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a dragon gets old
Original Lyrics:
What a drag it is getting old
"Mother's Little Helper"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a dragon is getting old
or
When a f****t is getting old
or
When a drag queen is getting old
Original Lyrics:
What drag it is getting old.
"Neighbours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder, that we throw some vines?
or
It's a dirty window that we floss and fight.
or
It's the dirty one, Girl, that we both survive.
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder, that we fuss and fight?
"Neighbours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nervous, nervous, nervous
Original Lyrics:
Neighbours, neighbours, neighbours
"Not Fade Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love baby is like a Cadillac,
I try to chauffeur, you're driving me back
Original Lyrics:
My love baby is like a Cadillac,
I try to show you you're driving me back
"On With The Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
On with the show,
the hell with you
Original Lyrics:
On with the show,
good health to you
"One Hit To The Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going into the party.
Original Lyrics:
One hit to the body.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bloody dots in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Blot it out from the sky
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to turn my head and tell my dog to go.
Original Lyrics:
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a Renoir and I want to paint it black.
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want to paint it black.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a dead dog and all his mates are mad.
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want it painted black.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a microcosm there all painted black
Original Lyrics:
I see a line of cars, they're all painted black
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a radio and I want it painted black.
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want it painted black.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a rag doll and I want to paint it black.
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want it painted black.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a rainbow and I want it painted black.
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want it painted black.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a rectal and I want it painted black.
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want it painted black.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a red Joanne and I want her painted black
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want it painted black
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a red Joanne,
I want her painted black
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door,
I want to paint it black
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want a pain in the back.
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want it painted black.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a reptile and I want it painted black.
or
I see a bobtail and I want it painted black.
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want it painted black.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a rickshaw and I want to paint it black.
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want to paint it black.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a riddle and I want it painted black.
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want it painted black.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ritual and I want it painted black.
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want it painted black.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a vector and I want to paint it black
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want it painted black.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a window and I want it painted black.
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want it painted black.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a window and I want to paint it black
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want to paint it black
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see her in your hand
I want it painted black.
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and
I want to paint it black.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see my rectum and I want to paint it black
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want to paint it black
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the girl go by dressed in his summer clothes.
Original Lyrics:
I see the girls go by dressed in their summer clothes.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see your rectum and I want it painted black
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want it painted black
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna see a baby, baby....painted black!
Original Lyrics:
I wanna see it painted, painted....painted black!
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I look hard enough into the second song
Original Lyrics:
If I look hard enough into the setting sun
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like an a-bomb baby
it just happens every day
Original Lyrics:
Like a new born baby
it just happens every day
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more can my grief sink or turn a deeper blue
or
No more can my green seagull turn a deeper blue
or
No more can my green seagull turn a deeper blue
Original Lyrics:
No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more can my grief sink or turn a deeper blue.
Original Lyrics:
No more can my green sea go turn a deeper blue.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more will migraine seagull
turn a deeper blue
Original Lyrics:
No more will my green sea go
Turn a deeper blue.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more will migraine seagull
turn a deeper blue
Original Lyrics:
No more will my green sea go
Turn a deeper blue.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more will migrancy go turn a deeper blue.
Original Lyrics:
No more will me green sea go turn a deeper blue.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more will my ego turn a deeper fool.
Original Lyrics:
No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more will my green seagull turn a deeper blue.
Original Lyrics:
No more will me green sea go turn a deeper blue.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more will my green seagull turn a deeper blue
I could not force-feed this thing happily to you.
Original Lyrics:
No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more will my green seagull turn a deeper blue
Original Lyrics:
No more can my grief sink or turn a deeper blue
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more will my green seagull
Turn a deeper blue.
Original Lyrics:
No more will my green sea go
Turn a deeper blue.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more will my green sister turn a deeper blue
Original Lyrics:
No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more will my green sister turn a deeper blue
Original Lyrics:
No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more will my green sister turn a pailer of blue,
I can not foresight this thing happening to you
Original Lyrics:
No more will my green sea turn a deeper blue,
I can not foresee this thing happening to you
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more will my green suit go turn a deeper blue.
Original Lyrics:
No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue.
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
No party, hiding nothing to the setting sun
Original Lyrics:
If I look hard enough into the setting sun
I first heard this song when it came out. I found out what this lyric really is right before I submitted it!
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
The moral my green seagull turn a deeper blue
Original Lyrics:
No more can my grief sink or turn a deeper blue
"Paint It Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
With flowers and my love for never to come back
Original Lyrics:
With flowers and my love both never to come back
"Rock And A Hard Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be a tomato
or Don't eat a tomato
Original Lyrics:
The fields of Eden
"Rock in a Hard Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Socks in the hallway
Original Lyrics:
Rock in a hard place
"Rocks Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm zippin' through the days of lines and speed.
Original Lyrics:
I'm zippin' through the days at lightning speed.
"Rocks Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sunshine boys, they laid aside of me.
Original Lyrics:
The sunshine bores the daylights out of me.
"Rocks Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sunshine boys
The daylight side of me
Original Lyrics:
The sunshine bores the daylights out of me
"Route 66"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget Anona
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget Winona
"Route 66"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flagstaff, Arizona; don't it get a motor; Big Sur, Moscow, San Bernardino
Original Lyrics:
Flagstaff, Arizona; don't forget Winona; Kingman, Barstow, San Bernardino
"Ruby Tuesday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good bye, Groovy Tuesday.
Original Lyrics:
Good bye, Ruby Tuesday.
"Ruby Tuesday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye U.C.Q.B.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday
"Ruby Tuesday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Groovy Two-Shoes!
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday!
"Ruby Tuesday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Ruby Tearstain.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday.
Donovan Leitch gave Mick Jagger 'Ruby Tuesday' in exchange for Mick's collaboration on 'Sunshine Superman.' Mick was at a party (about learly 1966) where Donovan was playing some new songs to some girls who had gathered around him. One of these songs was an early version of SS called 'Sunshine Came Softly,' a quiet song in his early accoustic style. Mick suggested that if Donovan wanted to hit it big, he'd have to give his music more edge, and offered to work with him on the song. Mick's contibution can be recognized in the harder style and in lyrics like, 'Mm mm-mm-mm, Any trick in the book now babey that I can find...' In exchange for this, Donovan gave Mick an unfinished song, 'Ruby Tuesday. ' (The Stones later added the final verse.) They traded a couple of other songs, and agreed that the exchange included song writing credits.
"Ruby Tuesday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, groovy Tuesday.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday.
"Ruby Tuesday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lose your dreams
And you might lose your mind
To love unkind.
Original Lyrics:
Lose your dreams
And you will lose your mind
Ain't life unkind?
"Ruby Tuesday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ruby toothpaste
Original Lyrics:
Ruby tuesday
"Saint Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't ever make a sailor mad.
Original Lyrics:
You'll never make a saint of me.
"Salt of the Earth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's drink to the lonely pervert
Original Lyrics:
Let's drink to the lowly of birth
"Shattered" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chalupé Shattered
Original Lyrics:
Shadoobie Shattered
"Shattered" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know the Prime Rate's going up, up, up, up, up!
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know the crime rate's going up, up, up, up, up!
"Shattered" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know the primate's going aarp, aarp, aarp, aarp, aarp?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know the crime rate's going up, up, up, up, up?
"Shattered" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My brain's been battered
Splattered all over! Heh heh!
Original Lyrics:
My brain's been battered
Splattered all over Manhattan!
"Shattered" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Original "Rats on the West Side Bedbugs in town" "'raps' on the West side Stickups in town" with "Rap" being Cockney dialect for "Rape" this would make sense.
Original Lyrics:
rats on the west side bedbugs in town
"Shattered" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shadow Shadoobie Shadow
Original Lyrics:
Shattered Shadoobie Shattered
"Shattered" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shattered
Shinobi
Shattered
Original Lyrics:
Shattered
Shadoobie
Shattered
"Shattered" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spill it all over Manhattan
Original Lyrics:
Splattered all over Manhattan
"She's So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
A sweet sweet booty but so, so cold
Original Lyrics:
A sweet sweet beauty but stone stone cold
"She's So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on top of her.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her.
"She's So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so (unintelligible)
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her.
"She's So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so affable.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her.
"She's So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so appa-uh she's so cold
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her she's so cold
The title of this song is NOT "I'm so hot for her" (or anything variant). It's "She's So Cold"; the album it's on even says so.
"She's So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so aw, aw, aw.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her.
"She's So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so ha, ha, ha
I'm so ha, ha, ha
I'm so ha ha ha
And she's so, uh!
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her
And she's so cold.
"She's So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so huffy, huh
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her.
"She's So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so huggable and she's so stoned
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold
"She's So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so humpable she's so cold
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her she's so cold
"She's So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so hy-hy-per.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her.
"She's So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so ohohoh.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her.
"She's So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I´m some hakka bee
She´s so old.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her
She's so cold.
"Slave"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be your slave.
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna be your slave.
"Some Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I really want is a**.
Original Lyrics:
I don't ever want it back.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pistachio
A pistachio, you never tried.
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up
If you start me up, I'll never stop.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Czechoslavakia
Czechoslavakia, you can never stop.
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up
You can start me up, I'll never stop.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Domeo!
or
Domio!
Original Lyrics:
Start me up!
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't make a grown man cry.
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry.
This was submitted by someone on the 'Repetitive Lyrics' catagory of amiright.com.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Estavio
Original Lyrics:
Start me up.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fire!
Original Lyrics:
Start me up!
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gestapo!
Original Lyrics:
Start me up.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gestappio! Gestappio! Der Comissar!
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up,
You can start me up
I'll never stop
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gustavio!
Original Lyrics:
Start me up
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, A-stra-phia
A-stra-phia, never stop.
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up
If you start me up, I'll never stop.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't compete
With the riders in the other Jeeps.
Original Lyrics:
I can't compete
With the riders in the other heats.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take this place is just a dead man's slam!
Original Lyrics:
I'll take you places that you've never ever seen...
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take this place is just a dead man's slam
Original Lyrics:
I'll take you places that you've never ever seen
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take this place is just a dead man's slam
Original Lyrics:
I'll take you places that you've never never seen
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're Scorpio
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Insomnia! Insomnia!
I'll never stop!
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up
If you start me up, I'll never stop.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Insomnia
Original Lyrics:
Start me up!
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's insomnia
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the story of,
It's the story of a movie star
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up,
You can start me up I'll never stop
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mario!
Original Lyrics:
Start me up!
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes die late.
Original Lyrics:
My eyes dilate.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My hands are squishy, she's on Main Main Street.
Original Lyrics:
My hands are greasy, she's a mean, mean machine.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Postaccio!
Original Lyrics:
Start me up!
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Prokofiev!
I'll make of you a superstar
Don't make a strong man cry.
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up!
If you start me up
I'll never stop
You make a grown man cry.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scorpio,
Scorpio's my birth star.
or
Start me up
Start me up, my nevous start.
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up
You can start me up
I'll never stop.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scorpio
Original Lyrics:
Start me up
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stappio
Original Lyrics:
Start me up
This songs from the early 80s not the 70s
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Start me up. Start me up.
Start me up. Start me up.
Original Lyrics:
Start me up. Start me up.
Start me up and never stop.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop me up.
Original Lyrics:
Start me up.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stormeo!
Original Lyrics:
Start me up!
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stunk me up.
Original Lyrics:
Start me up.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stunk me up
Original Lyrics:
Start me up!
This song is a major highlight of a Stones show.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stunk me up
Original Lyrics:
Start me up
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah pistachio
Original Lyrics:
Yeah you start me up
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, you rock me up.
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are floppier
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can start me up
Start me up, start me up, my jumpstart.
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up
Start me, start me up, I'll never stop.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You have stunk me up!
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up!
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You have to start me up, I'll never start.
Original Lyrics:
If you start me up, I'll never stop.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You made it groan, made it cry
Original Lyrics:
You made a grown man cry
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a corned beef round.
Original Lyrics:
You made a grown man cry.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a crow man fly
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a crow think twice.
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a dead man call
Original Lyrics:
You make a dead man come
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make it wrong, make it right
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me groan and cry.
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make the chrome taste brown.
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You mean to thrown me crown.
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're makin' chrome be a crime.
Original Lyrics:
You've made a grown man cry.
"Start Me Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yugoslavia
or
Yucky stocky oh
or
Yucky stocky oh
Original Lyrics:
You can start me up
"Stealing My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I was just out there, chased as a nun.
Original Lyrics:
Well I was just out there, chaste as a nun.
"Stray Cat Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bet your mama don't know you s**** like that.
Original Lyrics:
Bet your mama don't know you scream like that.
"Street Fighting Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere I hear the sound of Mark and George and Leroy.
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere I hear the sound of marching charging feet, boy.
"Street Fighting Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere I hear the sound of Marvin George and Leroy
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere I hear the sound of marching charging feet, boy
"Street Fighting Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere I hear the sound of marching charging feet, boy.
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere I hear the sound of marching charging people
"Street Fighting Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere I hear the sound
Martian Georgian people

Cousin, sleeping on the town is just so peaceful
Straight, Fide, and Man
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere I hear the sound
of marching, charging feet, boy

'Cause in sleepy London town there's just no place for
a street fighting man
"Street Fighting Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Gorgeous Goebbels.
Original Lyrics:
Said my name is called disturbance.
"Street Fighting Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Said my name is Candace Bergen
Original Lyrics:
Said my name is called disturbance
"Street Fighting Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Said my name is Corbin Bernsen
Original Lyrics:
Said my name is called disturbance
"Street Fighting Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time is right for a palace revolution.
Original Lyrics:
Time is right for a violent revolution.
"Street Fighting Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time is right for a phallus revolution.
Original Lyrics:
Time is right for a palace revolution.
"Sweet Virginia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I've got the desert beneath my toenails
And I've had the sea inside my shoes
Original Lyrics:
I'm not sure, but: Yes, I've got the desert beneath my toenails
And I hid the speed inside my shoes
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A hemi tale, just call me Lucifer.
Original Lyrics:
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I lay tracks for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached my made.
Original Lyrics:
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I lay traps for juveniles
Who get killed before they reach old age.
Original Lyrics:
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the furnace stank.
Original Lyrics:
And the bodies stank.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ate the finest steak.
Original Lyrics:
And the bodies stank.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been around for a long long year,
Stole a man's seal and his face.
Original Lyrics:
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Found a tended cage for their good TVs
or
Bought pretender cakes for the gods they made.
Original Lyrics:
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Found a tended cage for their good t.v.'s
Original Lyrics:
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get killed before they reach Brian May.
Original Lyrics:
Get killed before they reach Bombay.
Brian May is the guitarist for Queen.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get killed before they reach Byron Bay.
Original Lyrics:
Get killed before they reach Bombay.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gisela introduce myself.
Original Lyrics:
Please allow me to introduce myself.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate transformed tournadors
That were cooked right in a peach flambe'.
Original Lyrics:
I laid traps for troubadors
Who were killed before they reached Bombay.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I killed his Tzars and his ministers
And his nation screamed in pain
Original Lyrics:
Killed the Tsar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I rode a tank and a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the fighting stank
Original Lyrics:
Rode a tank, held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I stuck around, said 'Beatles burn!'
Original Lyrics:
I stuck around St. Petersburg.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watched in glee while your kings and queens
Fought for candy canes and the gods they made.
Original Lyrics:
I watched in gless while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watched in glee while your kings and queens
Fought the Syndicate and the gods they made.
Original Lyrics:
I wathed in glee while your kinds and queens
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watched the clee
While your kings and queens
Fought the tendicate
For the gods they made.
Original Lyrics:
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watched with glee, while your Kings and Queens
Built pretend brigades, for the Gods they made.
Original Lyrics:
I watched in gless while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's stolen faith.
Original Lyrics:
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Texas, they just call me Lucifer.
Original Lyrics:
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Killed the Tsar and his ministers
And the State screamed of age
Original Lyrics:
Killed the Tsar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Killed the Tsar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in pain.
Original Lyrics:
Killed the Tsar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Made sure the pilot
Washed his hands and sealed his plane
or
Washed his hands and cleaned his plate.
Original Lyrics:
Made sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please halal meat and then seduce yourself.
Original Lyrics:
Please allow me to introduce myself.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleased to meet you, hope you go my way.
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleased to meet you, won't you mouth my vein?
Original Lyrics:
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Redemption the pilot
Washed his band, cleaned his bass.
Original Lyrics:
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rode a tank,led the German tanks
when the blitzkrieg raged at its finest stage
Original Lyrics:
Rode a tank, held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So many a man sold on faith.
Original Lyrics:
Stole many a man's soul and faith.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Use all your weller politics
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah .
Original Lyrics:
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the Blitzkrieg raged, and the bodies sank.
Original Lyrics:
When the Blitzkrieg raged, and the bodies stank.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the blue screen raged.
Original Lyrics:
When the Blitzkrieg raged.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kings and queens fought for tender cakes.
or
Your kings and queens fought the tender cage.
Original Lyrics:
Your kings and queens fought for ten decades.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
fought the Pendercates for the gods they made
Original Lyrics:
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made.
"Sympathy For The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
to hex this spell, just call me Lucifer
Original Lyrics:
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer.
"Sympathy for the Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To end this tale just call me Lucifer...
Original Lyrics:
As heads is tails just call me Lucifer...
"Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But this time, it's different
Darling, you're sane.
Original Lyrics:
But this time, it's different
Darling, you'll see.
"The Last Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be the last dance.
Original Lyrics:
This could be the last time.
"Think"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me who sparked the Bat craze
Original Lyrics:
Tell me whose fault was that, babe
"Time Is On My Side" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dime, He stole my dime, Yes he did
Original Lyrics:
Time is on my side, yes it is
"Time Is On My Side" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give my money back to me.
Original Lyrics:
You'll come running back to me.
"Time Is On My Side" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time is on my side,
jus' sittin' here
Original Lyrics:
Time is on my side,
yes it is
"Time Is On My Side" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You come, rudabaga.
Original Lyrics:
You'll come running back.
"Time Is on My Side" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You want your money back.
Original Lyrics:
You'll come running back.
"Time Is on My Side" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll call money back
Original Lyrics:
You'll come running back
"Time Is on My Side" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll want your money back from me
Original Lyrics:
You'll come running back to me
"Time Waits For No One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Tom Waits for no one
Original Lyrics:
And time waits for no one.
"Tops"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step on the ladder, sewing the poo.
Original Lyrics:
Step on the ladder, toe in the pool.
"Tops"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want a better start
Original Lyrics:
Put you on a pedestal
"Tumbling Dice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bit the toe off a midget
Original Lyrics:
This low down bitch-en got my poor feet a itch-en
"Tumbling Dice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I say mama Mao, I say yo ma'am Chooma
Girl ya can fill every knot
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my, my, my, I'm the lone crap shooter,
Playin' the field ev'ry night.
Mick is still the greatest, even though he can't sing in English.
"Tumbling Dice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Macaroni
Original Lyrics:
Got to roll me.
"Tumbling Dice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People think I'm crazy
Original Lyrics:
Women think I'm tasty
"Tumbling Dice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say now baby
I'll be right outside
Original Lyrics:
Say now baby
I'm the rank outsider
"Tumbling Dice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit down baby
I'll be right outside
Original Lyrics:
Say now baby
I'm the rank outsider
"Tumbling Dice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony, the tumblin' dice
Original Lyrics:
Call me the tumblin' dice.
"Tumbling Dice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got my red nose,
call me the bumblin' clown
Original Lyrics:
You got to roll me and
call me the tumblin' dice
"Tumbling Dice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
don't need no Jews in my crowd
Original Lyrics:
don't need no jewels in my crown
"Tumbling Dice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
don't need no Jews in my crowd
Original Lyrics:
don't need no jewels in my crown
"Under My Thumb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And change that scum
Original Lyrics:
Her change has come
"Under My Thumb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a sperm dog who's just had her day.
Original Lyrics:
The squirmin' dog who's just had her day.
"Under My Thumb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Samantha
Original Lyrics:
Under my thumb
"Under My Thumb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Struttin' my stuff
or
Unto my thug
Original Lyrics:
Under my thumb
"Under My Thumb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Under her bum
Original Lyrics:
Under my thumb
"Under My Thumb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Under my thunk
or
Under my thong
Original Lyrics:
Under my thumb
"Under My Thumb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Under my tongue
Original Lyrics:
Under my thumb
"Undercover Of The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curl up baby
Curl up tight
Original Lyrics:
Cuddle up baby
Cuddle up tight
The music video shows a Holiday Inn sign welcoming you to San Salvador, which is the capital city of corruption and war-wracked El Salvador.
"Undercover Of The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Middlesex there's been a suicide
Original Lyrics:
The smell of sex, the smell of suicide
"Undercover Of The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Middlesex there's smell of suicide
Original Lyrics:
The smell of sex, the smell of suicide
"Undercover Of The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Undercover in the name
Original Lyrics:
Undercover of the night
"Undercover Of The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Undercover of the name
Original Lyrics:
Undercover of the night
"Undercover of the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
"I'll be your girl" said I-got-to-blow!,
Original Lyrics:
All the young girls, they have got the blues
I was somewhat aware of the violent totalitarian dictatorships in Latin America. After all, the music video shows a Holiday Inn sign saying "Welcome to San Salvador".
"Undercover of the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black police are out there in the streets.
Original Lyrics:
The sex police are out there in the streets.
"Undercover of the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Undercover of the name
Original Lyrics:
Undercover of the night
"Ventilator Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown bard Bead candle
Count thy way
Miss my cheatin' ankle, elbow loin
Original Lyrics:
I can't be browed by beatin'
I can't be cowed by words
Messed up, cheatin'
Ain't gonna ever learn
pretty much what it sounds like
"Waiting On A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love these girls go passing by
or
All of these girls go passing by
or
All of these girls go passing by
Original Lyrics:
Out of these girls go passing by
"Waiting On A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad office girls go passing by
Their tails make talismans.
or
I love these girls with bats and bikes
Because they smell of men.
Original Lyrics:
Out of these girls go passing by
The tales they tell of men.
"Waiting On A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need a virgin brace.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need a virgin priest.
"Waiting On A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need a virgin breeze.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need a virgin priest.
"Waiting On A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need a virgin grace.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need a virgin priest.
"Waiting On A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need no girls
I don't need no fools
Don't need a virgin green.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need a whore
I don't need no booze
Don't need a virgin priest.
"Waiting On A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just standing in a four-way
I'm just trying to make some cents.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just standing in a doorway
I'm just trying to make some sense.
"Waiting On A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just waitin' on a bridge.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just waiting on a friend.
"Waiting On A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not waiting on my lady
Original Lyrics:
I'm not waiting on a lady
"Waiting On A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love and breaking hearts
It is a game for you.
Original Lyrics:
Making love and breaking hearts
It is a game for youth.
"Waiting On A Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching girls drop acid
Why, it ain't the latest thing.
or
Watching girls go passing by
It ain't the ladies' thing.
Original Lyrics:
Watching girls go passing by
It ain't the latest thing.
"Waiting on a Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need a firm embrace
Original Lyrics:
Don't need a virgin priest.
"When The Whip Comes Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the west coast sound.
Original Lyrics:
When the whip comes down.
"Wild Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahhhhhhh le blé d'inde
Original Lyrics:
Childhood living
"Wild Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Graceless living is easy to do.
Original Lyrics:
Childhood living is easy to do.
"Wild Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard living is easy to do.
Original Lyrics:
Childhood living is easy to do.
"Wild Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Jeff Eng, it's easy to do
Original Lyrics:
Childhood living is easy to do
"Wild Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love living.
Original Lyrics:
Childhood living
"Wild Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watched you suffer - a Dalek in pain
Original Lyrics:
I watched you suffer a dull aching pain
"Wild Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Painless lady
You know who I am?
Original Lyrics:
Graceless lady
You know who I am?
"Wild Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The ache of living is easy to do
Original Lyrics:
Childhood living is easy to do.
"Wild Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of living, its easy to do
Original Lyrics:
Childhood living is easy to do
"Worried About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heard about you.
Original Lyrics:
Worried about you.
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I went down to the demonstration
To get my fair share of her boobs.
Original Lyrics:
And I went down to the demonstration
To get my fair share of abuse.
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he said one word to me
And that was "there"
Original Lyrics:
And he said one word to me
And that was "dead"
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you try sometimes
You just might find
You get, what, your knees?
Original Lyrics:
But if you try sometimes
You just might find
You get what you need.
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw Perga Dee at the reception.
Original Lyrics:
I saw her today at the reception.
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw what you did at the reception
Original Lyrics:
I saw her today at the reception
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sold my soul to Mr. Jimmy
And he said one word to me and I was dead.
Original Lyrics:
I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy
And he said one word to me, and that was 'dead'.
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went down to the Chelsea drugstore
To get your prescription fix
I was standin' in line with Mr. Jimmy
And man did he look pretty ill
We decided that we would have a soda
My favorite flavor, cherry red
I sold my soul to Mr. Jimmy
And he said one word to me, and that was 'dead'.
Original Lyrics:
I went down to the Chelsea drugstore
To get your prescription filled
I was standin' in line with Mr. Jimmy
A-man did he look pretty ill
We decided that we would have a soda
My favorite flavor, cherry red
I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy Yeah
And he said one word to me, and that was 'dead'.
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went down to the Delta Drugstore
To get your prescription filled
I was standing in line with Mr. Jeffries
And man, did he look pretty ill
We decided that we would have a soda
Your favorite flavor, cherry red
I offered some soda to Mr. Jeffries
And he said one word to me and that was 'feh'
Original Lyrics:
I went down to the Chelsea drugstore
To get your prescription filled
I was standin' in line with Mr. Jimmy
A-man did he look pretty ill
We decided that we would have a soda
My favorite flavor, cherry red
I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy
Yeah And he said one word to me, and that was 'dead'.
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went down to the chelsea drugstore
To get your prescription beer
Original Lyrics:
I went down to the Chelsea drugstore
To get your prescription filled
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went down to the devil's station
To get my fair share of the views
Singing we're gonna meet at the station
If we don't, we're gonna blow a 50 amp fuse
Original Lyrics:
I went down to the demonstration,
To get my fair share of abuse.
Singing "we're gonna vent our frustrations,
If we don't we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse."
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went down to the dusty drug store
Original Lyrics:
I went down to the Chelsea drug store
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went down to the jealousy drugstore
To get your prescription filled
I was standin' in line with Mr. Jimmy
A man said he looked pretty ill
Original Lyrics:
I went down to the Chelsea drugstore
To get your prescription filled
I was standin' in line with Mr. Jimmy
A-man did he look pretty ill
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We decided that we were an assortment.
My favorite flavor, cherry red
Original Lyrics:
We decided that we would have a soda
My favorite flavor, cherry red
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't all escape the chihuahua.
Original Lyrics:
You can't always get what you want.
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't always get a chihuahua.
Original Lyrics:
You can't always get what you want.
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't always get to Chihuahua.
Original Lyrics:
You can't always get what you want.
as in Chihuahua, Mexico
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't always get with your woman.
Original Lyrics:
You can't always get what you want.
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't confiscate a Chihuahua.
Original Lyrics:
You can't always get what you want.
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You get, always get what you want.
Original Lyrics:
You can't always get what you want.
"You Got Me Rocking" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a sergeant, tell us "stop to shake"
I was a falling but you put on a prayer
Original Lyrics:
I was a surgeon 'till I start to shake
I was a falling 'till you put on the brake

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