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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Genesis that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"A Trick of the Tail" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got no horns and we got no tails
We don't even throw up at a distance
Am I wrong to believe in the city of God?
Original Lyrics:
They got no horns and they got no tails
They don't even know of our existence
Am I wrong to believe in a city of gold?
"Abacab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Abacab
Is in anywhere.
Original Lyrics:
Abacab
Isn't anywhere.
One of several incorrect lines that has proliferated across the Internet.
"Abacab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Choo won it, Choo got it, now got it go,
Choo won it, Choo got it, now you know
Original Lyrics:
You want it, you got it, you gotta go,
You want it, you got it, now you know
"Abacab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you think I am lame?
Original Lyrics:
Do you think I'm to blame?
"Abacab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you think I'm too plain?
Original Lyrics:
Do you think I'm to blame?
"Abacab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you think I'm too vain?
Tell me do you think I'm too vain?
Original Lyrics:
Do you think I'm to blame?
Tell me do you think I'm to blame?
"Abacab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you think they'll find out
Tell me, don't you think they'll find out?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you think that by now
Tell me, don't you think that by now?
"Abacab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Has he taken someone else's girl?
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you've taken someone else's girl
"Abacab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a cab
Original Lyrics:
Abacab
"Abacab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Horse you've taken someone else's girl
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you've taken someone else's girl
"Abacab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Abacab
"Abacab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Positraction, someone else's girl
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you've taken someone else's girl.
"Abacab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a hole in the subway
Original Lyrics:
There's a hole in there somewhere
"Abacab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well there's a hole in the sunwear
Original Lyrics:
Well there's a hole in there somewhere
"Anything She Does"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big shot, that's all you really are, I know.
Original Lyrics:
Fiction, that's all you really are, I know.
"Anything She Does"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you think this thinking could be lust?
Original Lyrics:
Do you think this aching could be love?
"Anything She Does"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take her in the carriage wars.
Original Lyrics:
You decorate the garage walls.
"Blood On The Rooftops" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the times
When Batman's belt is, ultra-size.
Original Lyrics:
Hypnotized, by Batman
Tarzan, still surprised.
"Burning Rope"
Misheard Lyrics:
You dream of a future of delight
Well, that's as maybe, I don't know
Original Lyrics:
You dream of a future after life
Well, that's as maybe, I don't know
"Can-Utility and the Coastliners" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing can my peas destroy
As long as none smile.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing can my peace destroy
As long as no one smiles.
"Can-Utility and the Coastliners" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See a little man with his face turning red
Though the story, like I've told you, you can tell he is dead.
Original Lyrics:
See a little man with his face turning red
Though his story's often told you can tell he is dead.
"Can-Utility and the Coastliners" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The scattered pages of a book by the sea
Held by the sandwich by the waves.
Original Lyrics:
The scattered pages of a book by the sea
Held by the sand washed by the waves.
"Can-Utility and the Coastliners" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The waves surround the seeking throne
Singing crowd him, crowd him.
Original Lyrics:
The waves surround the sinking throne
Singing crown him, crown him.
"Carpet Crawlers"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the evil pack lift up their bitches.
Original Lyrics:
And the eager pack lift up their pitchers.
"Carpet Crawlers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Evil call us
Original Lyrics:
heed their callers
I love Genesis.
"Carpet Crawlers"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Carpet Crawlers, he dare call us.
Original Lyrics:
The Carpet Crawlers heed their callers.
"Carpet Crawlers"
Misheard Lyrics:
The crawlers cover the floor
And the red oak cut corridor.
Original Lyrics:
The crawlers cover the floor
And the red, ochre corridor
"Dancing With The Moonlit Knight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Can you tell me where my country lies?'
Said the uniform to his true love's eyes.
Original Lyrics:
'Can you tell me where my country lies?'
Said the unifaun to his true love's eyes.
"Dancing With The Moonlit Knight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'd just take England by the pound.
Original Lyrics:
Digesting England by the pound
"Dancing With The Moonlit Knight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you tell me where my Eekon Tree lies?
Said the unifaun to his true love's eys.
Original Lyrics:
'Can you tell me where my country lies?'
Said the unifaun to his true love's eyes.
"Dodo/Lurker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Darth Vader, agitato
Asking questions
Says he wants to know why.
Original Lyrics:
Dog baiter, agitator
Asking questions
Says he wants to know why.
"Dodo/Lurker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only one I know he needs strong boots
Original Lyrics:
Only one eye, only needs one boot
"Domino (The Last Domino)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children are screaming and playing with books
Original Lyrics:
Children are swimming and playing with boats
"Domino (The Last Domino)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stare 'round about me
Children are screaming and playing with bugs.
Original Lyrics:
I stare 'round about me
Children are swimming and playing with boats.
"Domino (The Last Domino)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stear around the balcony
Children are swimming and playing with books.
Original Lyrics:
I stare 'round about me
Children are swimming and playing with boats.
"Down And Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the phone!
Original Lyrics:
Get off the floor!
"Down And Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Get off the floor.
"Down And Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke a cigar; take a wizz.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke a cigar; take the best.
"Duchess"
Misheard Lyrics:
It wasn't so easy all the pills
And not feeling so strong.
Original Lyrics:
It wasn't so easy all uphill
And not feeling so strong.
"Duchess"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, but she really cared for butt-hole music.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but she really cared about her music.
"Duchess"
Misheard Lyrics:
She battled through against the opposite of her.
Original Lyrics:
She battled through against the others in her world.
"Firth Of Fifth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And dinosaurs lead the sailors on.
Original Lyrics:
Undinal songs lead the sailors on.
"Firth Of Fifth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And dinosaurs
Urge the sailors on.
Original Lyrics:
Undinal songs
Urge the sailors on.
"Firth of Fifth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
UnDAILnal songs lead the sailors on.
Original Lyrics:
Undinal songs lead the sailors on.
"Follow You Follow Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day is such a purple day
Original Lyrics:
Every day is such a perfect day
"Follow You Follow Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay with me, just what single cheer in this positive year
Original Lyrics:
Stay with me, just one single tear in each passing year
"Follow You, Follow Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the days and nights there'll be no repeat.
Original Lyrics:
All the days and nights that we know will be.
"Follow You, Follow Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the days and nights, there'll be no repeat.
Original Lyrics:
All the days and nights that we know will be.
"Follow You, Follow Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just one single tear
In each possibility
Original Lyrics:
Just one single tear
In each passing year
"Follow You, Follow Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just one single tear
In each possible ear.
Original Lyrics:
Just one single tear
In each passing year
"For Absent Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
A weird au pair, still sitting there.
Original Lyrics:
A widowed pair, still sitting there.
"For Absent Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
A weirdo pair, still sitting there.
Original Lyrics:
A widowed pair, still sitting there.
"Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got purple stocked in every shade
Must be doing well with trade.
Original Lyrics:
Got people stocked in every shade
Must be doing well with trade.
"Hold On My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hole on my heart
Original Lyrics:
Hold on my heart
"I Can't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot sauce making me swim
Original Lyrics:
Hot sun making me sweat
"I Can't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot son
Original Lyrics:
Hot sun
"I Can't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot sun making me swim
Original Lyrics:
Hot sun making me sweat
"I Can't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dum-scope, I dum-scope.
Original Lyrics:
I can't dance, I can't sing.
"I Can't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in trance, I have wings.
Original Lyrics:
I can't dance, I can't sing.
"I Know What I Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give them one big shot
Original Lyrics:
Keep them mowin' blades sharp
"I Know What I Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep them long blades short
Original Lyrics:
Keep them mowin' blades sharp
"I Know What I Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep them moving short!
Original Lyrics:
Keep them mowin' blades sharp
"Illegal Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pink one, a red one, the girl lets you choose.
Original Lyrics:
A pink one, a red one, the colors you choose.
"Illegal Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's no fun, bein' in the Lehigh area
Original Lyrics:
It's not much fun, being an illegal alien
"Illegal Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's no fun, being a lead Arcadian
Original Lyrics:
It's not much fun, being an illegal alien
"Illegal Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not much fun, being on a neon hairy eye
Original Lyrics:
It's not much fun, being an illegal alien
"Illegal Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl lets you choose.
Original Lyrics:
The colors you choose
"In The Cage" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Sancho disappears, and this cage dissolves
Original Lyrics:
Outside, John disappears, and this cage dissolves
"In The Cage" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the glare of light
I see a strange kind of sight
The cage is turnin' faster
That bastard can't go very far
All kinds of dead things
Demented by their dreams
Cling together in memory of their wasted wings.
Original Lyrics:
In the glare of light
I see a strange kind of sight
Of cages joined to form a star
Each person can't go very far
All tied to their things
They're netted by their strings
Free to flutter in memory of their wasted wings.
"In Too Deep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see your eyes go to me
Original Lyrics:
I can feel your eyes go through me
"In Too Deep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fill your eyes with sugar
I don't know why.
Original Lyrics:
I feel your eyes go through me
I don't know why.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now, I know she has built-in amenities.
Original Lyrics:
But now, I know she's got a built in ability.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to have that visible top chef.
or
She's got that invisible touch, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grabs my Oreo heart.
Original Lyrics:
Grabs right hold of your heart.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He took the hand, sang 'give it all posture'
That's what she needs, and that's what's holding her horse
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See seems to have an invisible torchiere.
or
She seems to have an invisible tourtiere.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She's got an invisible lamp or an invisible pork pie. I blame the French.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She burnt the house down then she wants to talk shit
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She doing handstands with an invisible touch, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't like losing
to hurry 'Circle K'
Original Lyrics:
She don't like losing
to her it's still a game.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't like losing to her ex-Paladin
Original Lyrics:
She don't like losing to her it's still a game.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gets around on invisible crutches
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She has a filthy ability
To take everything she sees
Original Lyrics:
She has a built-in ability
To take everything she sees
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She has a hatchback, really thinks she's tough s**t.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She has the body of Billie Jean.
Original Lyrics:
Se has a built-in ability.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She has the hidden ability
Original Lyrics:
She has a built-in ability.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a half-a**, easy don't cut it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a half-ass, dizzy whop-top, shoot
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She is an invisible duchess
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lets her hair down, baby don't touch it
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She put her head down, is he gonna touch it?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She reaches in and grabs my podium
Original Lyrics:
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She reaches in, and that's not holy of her.
Original Lyrics:
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She see the half pint empty on the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She see the hat man. Is he gonna touch her?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seem to have any Visigoths up there
She reaches in, she grabs 'er high holey, oh hot!!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She reaches in, she grabs right hold of your heart
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seemed a half-wit, easy on the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seemed to have invisibly touched s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems a halfwit, easy on the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems so happy, busy for a talk show.
or
She seems to have it, busy for a talk show.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to be in physical top shape.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a dick in her butt, yea!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yea!
That would be awesome if that was the original lyric and I think he should change it
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a dizzy devil ducky.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a fizzy bottle top, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a fizzy mound of touchy.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a imperial contrac-tion.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a medieval touch, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical attraction.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical attraction
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an Invisible touch
Phil Collins adds so much emphasis on the words Invisible Touch it was always physical attraction. Makes more sense to a 16 yr old anyhow. I still hear the old lyric every time it comes on the radio.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical dog shit
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical dutchess
she feeds the gin and grabs my pony, uh-huh!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical dutchess
She reaches in, and grabs my pony, uh-huh.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical milkshake!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a radio talk show
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a turtle in a half-shell.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeh!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an easy-boil tough shed.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an eenveesable tooch, yah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invincible denture.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invincible tough shed.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible attache
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible attrac-tion.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible budgie.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible dog sh*t
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible jock strap!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible talk show
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible time-share
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible toaster.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have something, Izzy don't touch it!
or
She seems to have a physical talkshow
or
She seems to have an invisible tonsure
or
She's a half-pint physical Top Shot
or
She sees the hat and physical attraction
or
She seems to have a physical texture
or
She has a hat and she keeps it on the top shelf
or
She seems to have a video talk show
or
She seems to have an invisible talk show
or
She seems to have an invisible todger
or
She seems to have an invisible todger
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Todger" is slang for a man's joy department
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tool shed.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible top hat
She reaches in, and pulls my pony apart.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible top shelf
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible top shirt.
or
She seems to have invisible brushes.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible top shirt.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible top-shed.
Original Lyrics:
she seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible top-ship
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible topshelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible torture.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible toucher
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touchy
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tough s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tough shed
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tough shit
She reaches in and it's non-stop polio
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tush, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tush
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible watch
Regis Philbin, and that's not polio
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch,
She reaches in, grabs right hold of your heart
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have and invisible hat, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have fun dizzy devil duckin'.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have got a fizzy bottle touch, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have invisible dog s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have it easy, but tough shit
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have some invisible dog shit
or
She seems to have an invisible cow shit
or
She seems to have some busy bottle talk shit
or
She seems to have some busy bottle talk shit
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an easier Times Square
or
She seems to have some busy bow tough s***
or
She seems to have some busy bow tough s***
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have that invisble top shell
she has control and slowly reaches a part
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She reaches in and slowly tears you apart
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have that physical attraction.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have that physical attraction.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have that invisible touch, yeah.
Editor's note: I think this one might already be submitted. If it is, I'll delete it.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have the invisible tough sh*t
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to hear an inner Billie talk show.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to hide and invisibly talks s***, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a fat man sitting on a couch, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a fat man sitting on the couches.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a fat man sitting on the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a hairpin, and isn't gonna touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a half man visiba dutch.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a halfback and visits a talk show
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a hat and busy gonna touch it
She reaches in and your life starts honing apart.
or
She seems to have an invisible touch and
She reaches in and your life starts falling apart.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She reaches in and grabs a hold of your heart
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a hat and is crazy for a top shirt
Original Lyrics:
she seems to have a invisible touch yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a hat and isn't gonna talk s**t.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a hat and isn't gonna touch it
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a hat-rack, will she touch it?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees his hair and gives him no tough s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees his hand and doesn't want to touch it
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeh
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees his pants down, and then she will touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seem to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees his pants down, is he gonna talk s**t?
Original Lyrics:
She seem to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the (something) sitting on top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the half in the busy bubble talk show
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the half-life, busy body toucha'.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hand and give you no talk s***
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have and invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hand and isn't gonna touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have and invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hand but Izzy won't touch it
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have invisible touch
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hand, and is he gonna touch her?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat and bizzy-bo touch, yeah.
She reaches in, and grabs right pony yo-har.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat and bizzy-bo touch, yeah
She reaches in, and grabs right pony yo-har
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat and bizzy-bo touch, yeah
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat and gives it a touch, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat and is it on the top shelf?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat and isn't gonna touch it
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat and leaves it on the top shelf
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat on invisible top shelf
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat rack; is she going to touch it?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat, and Dizzy won't touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat, and Izzy don't touch her!
She reaches in, and that's some Polio!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch,
She reaches in, grabs right hold of your heart!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat, yeah, sitting on the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the touch that you really can't touch it.
or
She sees the touch of invisable touch, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees your hand and really don't touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sings in half and busy bone touch,yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch,yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She skates the half-pipe without visibly touching
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She stole my heart and cheesy don't junk "chha"
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks you have an invisible torture
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took the hat and put it on the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a man and a dizzy wanna touch s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a baby and she covers it in chocolate.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have that invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a hot gun, busy on a tough s***
She's got a hot gun busy on an acomenzar
or
She's got a hot gun, busy on a tough s***
She's got a top gun, busy that will blow you apart.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a real invisible touch, yeah
She reaches in and grabs a hold of your heart.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got something you just can't trust
It's something in cereal
Original Lyrics:
She's got something you just can't trust
It's something mysterious
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got something you just can't trust
Well, some eats your cereal.
Original Lyrics:
She's got something you just can't trust
It's something mysterious.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got the hands of an invisible Duchess
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got to have it, easy don't talk s***!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's in a hut, an invisible hut, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's in love with Izzy Bow Touch-S***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a guilty bully.
Original Lyrics:
She has a built-in ability.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a half-cast physical crutch.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a half-pint, busy body tough s***!
She'll turn around and grab right hold of your heart.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
A good friend heard me sing it that way, and I've she has never forgotten.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a half-pint, gizzy-bone tough s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a half-pint, reaching for the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's out there building a tough shed.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's seems to have an invisible attachment.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's seems to have an invisible top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Jesus He Knows Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm finally practicing what i'm preaching
I'm finally making no sacrifice
but I can get you a pocketful of ufo's
If you promse to (something), try to be nice
God will take good care of you
just do as I say, don't do as I do
Original Lyrics:
Won't find me practising what I'm preaching
won't find me making no sacrifice
but I can get you a pocketful of miracles
if you promise to be good, try to be nice
God will take good care of you
just do as I say, don't do as I do
"Jesus He Knows Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Jewish by the way.
Original Lyrics:
Just do it right away.
"Land Of Confusion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the shadow of your laughter as I held you tight.
Original Lyrics:
And the sound of your laughter as I held you tight.
"Land Of Confusion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I must have dreamed a thousand dreams
They call me by a million screams.
Original Lyrics:
I must have dreamed a thousand dreams
Been haunted by a million screams.
"Land Of Confusion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a Lena confusion.
Original Lyrics:
It's a land of confusion.
"Land Of Confusion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say the danger's gone our way.
Original Lyrics:
They say the danger's gone away.
"Land Of Confusion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the world we live in
And these are the Hanes we're given
Original Lyrics:
This is the world we live in
And these are the names we're given
"Land Of Confusion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwing up on the future
Original Lyrics:
So we look for the future.
"Land Of Confusion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You never left start trying
Original Lyrics:
Use them and let's start trying
"Land Of Confusion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never learn stop trying
Original Lyrics:
Use them and lets start trying
"Land of Confusion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear the Martian feet
Original Lyrics:
I can hear the marching feet
"Land of Confusion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I must have dreamed a thousand drinks
Original Lyrics:
I must have dreamed a thousand dreams
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the heat and the stink of the city
Original Lyrics:
In the heat and the steam of the city
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I'll make you pay, make you go away.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, make the pain, make it go away.
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I'll make you pay
Make you go all the way.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh make the pain
Make it go away.
I thought this was about an Oedipal Complex, but it is just a guy who likes an older prostitute.
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'll make you pay
Make you go all the way.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, make the pain
Make it go away.
"Man Of Our Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna make it.
Sweet (spanish word for guts)!
Original Lyrics:
I'm one of many.
I speak for the rest.
"Misunderstanding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I checked your mama twice.
Original Lyrics:
I checked your number twice.
"Misunderstanding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've waited in the room for hours
Original Lyrics:
I've waited in the rain for hours
"Misunderstanding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still only eating
He was just heaving.
Original Lyrics:
Still don't believe it
He was just leaving.
"Misunderstanding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were lame
Original Lyrics:
You were late
"No Reply At All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the eggs said see ya.
Original Lyrics:
With all the exits sealed.
"No Reply At All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as I am all
Original Lyrics:
There's no reply at all.
"No Reply At All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know my God with all the excess seal.
Original Lyrics:
I'm on my guard with all the exits sealed.
"No Reply At All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know my God with all the excess see ya.
Original Lyrics:
I on my gaurd with all the exits sealed.
"No Reply At All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's soda, pie, and all.
Original Lyrics:
There's no reply at all.
"No Reply At All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too sorry to stay, the bus stops here
I'm not the one you're looking for
Original Lyrics:
Too stubborn to say, 'The buck stop here
It's not the one you're looking for.'
"No Reply At All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too stop and to stay, 'The bus stops here
I'm not the one you're looking for!'
Original Lyrics:
Too stubborn to say, 'The buck stop here
It's not the one you're looking for.'
"No Son Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anamahounz are all the same.
Original Lyrics:
And now my wounds are not the same.
"No Son Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And i'm a Hurensohn on the way.
Original Lyrics:
And now my wounds are not the same.
"No Son Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my woolens are not the same.
Original Lyrics:
And now my wounds are not the same.
"No Son Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Genosa, genosa of mine.
Original Lyrics:
You're no son, you're no son of mine.
"No Son Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're lonesome, you're lonesome tonight.
Original Lyrics:
You're no son, you're no son of mine.
"No Son Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're no son tied up
Tied up, tied up, tied up, tied up
You're no son, you're no son of mine.
or
You're no son tired
Tired, tired, tired, tired
You're no son, you're no son of mine.
Original Lyrics:
You're no son, ah yeah
Ah yeah, ah yeah, ah yeah, ah yeah
You're no son, you're no son of mine.
"One Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, I'll find myself a rabbit in my love for you.
Original Lyrics:
One day, I'll find myself and wrap it in my love for you.
"One For The Vine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A misplaced football made him slip
From the path prepared for him.
Original Lyrics:
A misplaced footfall made him slip
From the path prepared for him.
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Pauline, hey Pauline
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate, Paperlate
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just sittin' drippin' in booze below
Original Lyrics:
Just sittin' drippin' in pools below
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paid for lake, paid for lake
or
Paid for lace, paid for lace
or
Paid for lace, paid for lace
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate, paperlate
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paid for late, paid for late.
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate, paperlate.
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papal aide
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper Lake
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper Plate, Paper Plate
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate, Paperlate
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper lace, paper lace
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate, paperlate
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper lady, paper lady
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate, paperlate
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paperweight, paperweight
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate, paperlate
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking no risks and playing touche
Original Lyrics:
Taking no risks and playing to shame
"Ripples" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big dogs never come back.
Original Lyrics:
Ripples never come back.
"Ripples" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boogars come in every size.
Original Lyrics:
Blue girls come in every size.
"Ripples" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look into the poo.
Original Lyrics:
Look into the pool.
"Robbery, Assault and Battery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sodomy assaulting listerine
or
Botany assaulting plasticine
or
Botany assaulting plasticine
Original Lyrics:
Robbery, assault and battery
"Robbery, Assault, and Battery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Done me wrong, same old Psalm.
Original Lyrics:
Done me wrong, same old song.
"Robbery, Assault, and Battery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Done me wrong, same old psalm.
Original Lyrics:
Done me wrong, same old song.
"Robbery, Assault, and Battery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Furtively glancing and jauntingly prancing
The youth got the guard's underwear.
Original Lyrics:
Furtively glancing and jauntingly prancing
The youth caught the guards unaware.
"Robbery, Assault, and Battery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Furtively glancing and jauntingly prancing
The youth got the guards' underwear.
Original Lyrics:
Furtively glancing and jauntingly prancing
The youth caught the guards unaware.
"Robbery, Assault, and Battery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God always fights on the side of your Batman.
Original Lyrics:
God always fights on the side of your bad man.
"Robbery, Assault, and Battery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God always fights on the side of your Batman.
Original Lyrics:
God always fights on the side of your bad man.
"Seven Stones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven times the world
Brings the old man laughter.
Original Lyrics:
Despair that tires the world
Brings the old man laughter.
"Seven Stones"
Misheard Lyrics:
To sanitize the world brings the old man laughter
Original Lyrics:
Despair that tires the world brings the old man laughter
"Seven Stones"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a shrug the old man smiled, took the money, left the farm a while
Original Lyrics:
With a shrug the old man smiled, took the money, left the farmer wild
"Squonk"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a flower needs a shower,
doo bee doo
Original Lyrics:
He's a shy one he's a sly one,
wouldn't you be too?
"Squonk"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a shy one
He's a sly one and a Jew-bie, too.
Original Lyrics:
He's a shy one
He's a sly one, wouldn't you be, too?
"Squonk"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Caesar, out Caesar.
What's the difference when you don't know the reaper?
Original Lyrics:
In season, out of season.
What's the difference when you don't know the reason?
"Squonk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a pool of frozen tears.
Original Lyrics:
Just a pool of bubbles and tears.
"Squonk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a pool of tea, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Just a pool of tears.
"Squonk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a pool of tea, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Just a pool of tears.
"Squonk"
Misheard Lyrics:
No I sure won't need a shower, do be do.
Original Lyrics:
He's a shy one
He's a sly one, wouldn't you be, too?
"Supper's Ready" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you feel arseholes ignite
Original Lyrics:
Can't you feel our souls ignite
"Supper's Ready" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad to the office
Original Lyrics:
Dad diddly office
"Supper's Ready" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a galactic eternal sanctuary man.
Original Lyrics:
He's the guaranteed eternal sanctuary man.
"Supper's Ready" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm back again, and babe, it's gonna work out, BA-A-A-A-AH!
or
Now I'm back again, and babe, it's gonna work out BAD!
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm back again, and babe, it's gonna work out fine.
"Supper's Ready" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the jars of make-up swarming around
Original Lyrics:
With the guards of Magog swarming around
"Supper's Ready" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're all in the know.
Original Lyrics:
You're all full of ball.
"Supper's Ready" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
with the gods of make-up, swarming around..
Original Lyrics:
with the guards of Magog, swarming around..
"Taking It All Too Hard"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're taking it all too hard
You're taking it all too hard
Original Lyrics:
You're taking it all to heart
You're taking it all too hard
"That's All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drew says, "I love you"
Original Lyrics:
Truth is, I love you
"That's All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's always the same, it's just a shame, that song
Juices I love you more than I wanted to.
Original Lyrics:
It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all.
Truth is I love you more than I wanted to.
"That's All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a shame, that's our 'O'.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a shame, that's all.
"That's All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only a Shaman's song.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a shame, that's all.
"That's All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus, I love you
Original Lyrics:
Truth is, I love you
"That's All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaving with you's just a part of me phooey all of the time
Original Lyrics:
Living with you's just putting me through it all of the time
"That's All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living with you
is just putting me 'Chewie All The Time'
Original Lyrics:
Living with you
is just putting me through it all of the time
"That's All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living with you's just pooting me phooey all of the time
Original Lyrics:
Living with you's just putting me through it all of the time
"That's All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking at you, looking at me
It's Saddam Hussein, it's just a shame, that's all.
Original Lyrics:
Me looking at you, you looking at me
It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all.
"That's All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She says "I love you"
More than I wanted two
Original Lyrics:
Truth is, I love you
More than I wanted to
"That's All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
True says "I love you"
Original Lyrics:
Truth is, I love you
"The Battle of Epping Forest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Genevieve!
Original Lyrics:
You're telling me!
"The Broadway Melody of 1974"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's power tools in blue suede shoes.
Original Lyrics:
There's Howard Hughes in blue suede shoes.
"The Carpet Crawlers 1999" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's up to tender semen
Where the chain is said to be.
Original Lyrics:
And it's upward to the ceiling
Where the chamber's said to be.
"The Colony of Slippermen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me? Like you? Why, thank you!
Original Lyrics:
Me? Like you? Like that!
"The Fountain Of Salmacis"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as he did, breasts washed through the coolest.
Original Lyrics:
And as his heated breath brushed through the cool mist.
"The Fountain Of Salmacis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Ida rises like an island
Within a hidden cage, Winston kept a child.
Original Lyrics:
Mount Ida rises like an island
Within a hidden cave, nymphs had kept a child.
"The Fountain Of Salmacis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check for ice cream.
Original Lyrics:
Drink from my spring.
"The Fountain Of Salmacis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing will cause us to part
Give me your nards.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing will cause us to part
Hear me, o Gods!
"The Lady Lies"
Misheard Lyrics:
He knew he was walking into a trap
Neatly set up for him with a babe so in which we rap.
Original Lyrics:
He knew he was walking into a trap
Neatly set up for him with a bait so richly wrapped.
"The Lady Lies"
Misheard Lyrics:
He thinks he isn't worried
So he makes up his own noise.
Original Lyrics:
He thinks he is a warrior
So he picks up his sword and goes.
"The Lady Lies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you water, food too
And something special after, if you lie.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you wine and food too
And something special after, if you like.
"The Lady Lies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neatly set up for him
With a bait so in which we rap.
Original Lyrics:
Neatly set up for him
With a bait so richly wrapped.
"The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Early morning, man had Donna
Original Lyrics:
Early morning, Manhattan
"The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Early morning, man had honor
Ocean winds blow on the land
Nightime's flyers feel their pains
Drugs starting down the chains.
Original Lyrics:
Early morning Manhattan
Ocean winds blow on the land
Nightime's flyers feel their pains
Drug store take down the chains.
"The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kamek's velvet glove sounds the horn
Original Lyrics:
Cabman's velvet glove sounds the horn
Kamek is the main villain of the 1995 video game Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island.
"The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Night Man's flyers feel their pains
Original Lyrics:
Nighttime's flyers feel their pains
"The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wife sees gun, he's forgotten what he did.
Original Lyrics:
Wipes his gun, he's forgotten what he did.
"The Musical Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the nurse will tell the flies
Of a kingom beyond the skies.
Original Lyrics:
And the nurse will tell you lies
Of a kingdom beyond the skies.
"The Silent Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I feels okay.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, you feel so close.
"The Squonk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I won't need a shower
Original Lyrics:
He's a sly one, he's a shy one
"The Squonk"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more revelation
(and)
Here I am, from a very distant nightmare
Original Lyrics:
Like father like son
(and)
Here I am, I'm very fierce and frightening
"Throwing It All Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes when you freak
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes when you're free
"Timetable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems because through time and space
Though names may change each face returns the musket warm.
Original Lyrics:
It seems because through time and space
Though names may change each face retains the mask it wore.
"Timetable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems because through time and space
Though these may change each face returns the basketball.
Original Lyrics:
It seems because through time and space
Though names may change each face retains the mask it wore.
"Tonight Tonight Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going down, going down on a monkey.
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming down, coming down like a monkey.
"Tonight Tonight Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna make you write
'Til 9, 'til 9, 'til 9.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna make it right
Tonight, tonight, tonight.
"Tonight Tonight Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like an Alka-Seltzer.
or
It's like an Etch-A-Sketch, oh.
Original Lyrics:
It's like a helter skelter.
"Tonight Tonight Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So please answer the phone
'Cause I keep falling but you never called
What am I gonna do?
Original Lyrics:
So please answer the phone
'Cause I keep calling but you're never home
What am I gonna do?
"Tonight Tonight Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ted Knight, Ted Knight, Ted Knight
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
9 to 5 to 9
We're gonna make it rice
9 to 5 to 9
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, tonight, tonight
We're gonna make it right
Tonight, tonight, tonight
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Denied, denied, denied, uh-ohhh!
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, tonight, tonight, oh-ohhh!
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Denied, denied, denied
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, tonight, tonight
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good night, good night, good night
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got some money in my pocket
About plenty to burn
Original Lyrics:
I got some money in my pocket
About ready to burn
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming down
Coming down like I'm okay
But it's alright
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming down
Coming down like a monkey
But it's alright
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming down
Coming down like I'm okay
But it's alright
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming down
Coming down like a monkey
But it's alright
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna make it rhyme
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna make it right
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna make it ripe
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna make it right
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna make you write.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna make it right.
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a lone running back that you can't see.
Original Lyrics:
Like a load on your back that you can't see.
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So please answer the phone
'Cause I'm Phil Collins
And you're never home.
Original Lyrics:
So please answer the phone
'Cause I keep calling
But you're never home.
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, tonight, tonight, oh dode!
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, tonight, tonight, oh-ohhh!
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two nights, two nights, two nights...
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, tonight, tonight...
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You keep telling me I've got everything
You say I've got everything I won't
You keep telling me you're gonna hell me
You're gonna hell me 'cause you dunk
But now I'm into DiC
You see it's got me so that I just can't sleep.
Original Lyrics:
You keep telling me I've got everything
You say I've got everything I want
You keep telling me you're gonna help me
you're gonna help me, but you don't
But now I'm in too deep
You see it's got me so that I just can't sleep.
"Turn It On Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot kizzee, enough of hate.
Original Lyrics:
I can see another face.
"Turn It On Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get so lonely when she disappears
Original Lyrics:
I get so lonely when she's not there
"Undertow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me give a damn.
Original Lyrics:
Let me live again.
"Undertow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me pee once more.
Original Lyrics:
Let me feel once more.
"Watcher Of The Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Judge not this race by instruments.
Original Lyrics:
Judge not this race by empty remains.
"Watcher Of The Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe God is a shakin' his tail.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe the lizard's shed it's tail.
"Watcher Of The Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe God is a-shakin' his tail.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe the lizard's shed his tail.
"Watcher Of The Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe God is a-shakin' his tail.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe the lizard's shed his tail.
"Watcher Of The Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe God needs 'A Trick of the Tail'
This is the end of Man's long cumulus.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe the lizard's shed its tail
This is the end of Man's long union with Earth.
This song was recorded long before Genesis released 'A Trick of the Tail.'
"Watcher Of The Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe the lizard should be killed.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe the lizard shedded its tail.
"Watcher Of The Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the end; the band's walked through the door.
Original Lyrics:
This is the end of man's long union with earth.
"Watcher Of The Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watcher of the skies-watch what you want.
Original Lyrics:
Watcher of the skies-watcher of all.
"Watcher of the Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carnation children, USA
This is my body counsel for you and your brain.
Original Lyrics:
Come, ancient children, hear what I say
This is my parting counsel for you on your way.
"Watcher of the Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come ancient children, U.S.A.
This is my parting gift for you on your way
Original Lyrics:
Come ancient children hear what I say
This is my parting counsel for you on your way.
"Watcher of the Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do they know more than their goal, their cage?
Original Lyrics:
Do they know more than their childhood games?
"Watcher of the Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He whom my candle a nun surprised
Raising his eyes beholds a bladder alone.
Original Lyrics:
He whom life can no longer surprise
Raising his eyes beholds a planet unknown.
"Watcher of the Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Judge not this race by itchy remains
Teach it good by creatures when they are dead.
Original Lyrics:
Judge not this race by empty remains
Do you judge God by His creatures when they are dead?
"Watcher of the Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the rain has come to end.
Original Lyrics:
Now their reign has come to end.
"Watcher of the Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your fate alone
This face is your own.
Original Lyrics:
This is your fate alone
This fate is your own.
"Watcher of the Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Though your ship be stern-deep
No mercy has the sea
When you survive on the ocean of beer.
Original Lyrics:
Though your ship be sturdy
No mercy has the sea
Will you survive on the ocean of being?
"Watcher of the Skies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watcher of the Skies, watch them all!
Original Lyrics:
Watcher of the Skies, Watcher of All
"Who Dunnit?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Devo, Devo, Devo, Devo
Original Lyrics:
We know, we know, we know, we know!
"Who Dunnit?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it I or was it me?
Or was it Ex-Jose?
or
Was it I or was it me?
Or was it Expose?
Original Lyrics:
Was it A or was it B?
Or was it X or Z?
"Who Dunnit?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weiner, weiner, weiner, weiner
Original Lyrics:
We know, we know, we know, we know.
"Who Dunnit?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weiner, weiner, weiner, weiner
Original Lyrics:
We know, we know, we know, we know.
"Who Dunnit?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weiner, weiner
Original Lyrics:
We know, we know.
"Who Dunnit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it A, Was it B? Or was it XTC?
Original Lyrics:
Was it A, Was it B? Or was it X or Z?
"Whodunnit?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or was it ecstacy?
Original Lyrics:
Or was it X or Z?
"Whodunnit?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pre-nup, pre-nup
Original Lyrics:
We all know, we all know.
"Whodunnit?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was It A or was it B?
Or was it ecstasy?
Original Lyrics:
Was it A or was it B?
Or was it X or Z?
I LOVE GENESIS & PHIL COLLINS!!!
"You Might Recall"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though I know you couldn't carry water
Oh, livin' the life.
Original Lyrics:
And though I know you couldn't care, you oughta
Oh, the end of a life.
"You Might Recall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Were we meant to pee all of our lives
In love and harmony all of our lice?
So now, take my hand
Come, hold me closely, austere as you can.
Original Lyrics:
Were we meant to be all of our lives
In love and harmony all of our lives?
So now, take my hand
Come, hold me closely, as near as you can.

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