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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Might to Save" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Saviour, even through the mountains
Our God is mighty to stay, He is mighty to stay
Forever under a salvation
He rose and conquered the grave, Jesus conquered the grave.
Original Lyrics:
Saviour, He can move the mountains
Our God is mighty to save, He is mighty to save
Forever author of salvation
He rose and conquered the grave, Jesus conquered the grave.
"This Is Your Time" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a dance, we could always have
But none of us involved today
Faced with the choice to deny gardening
But there was one choice to make
Original Lyrics:
It was a test we could all hope to pass
But none of us would want to take
Faced with the choice to deny God and live
For her there was one choice to make
"Circus for a Psycho" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't keep this piece of time
Original Lyrics:
Can't keep this beast inside
"Rise" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
And in many cases, their hoe
Original Lyrics:
And in many cases, their home
"Sing Your Praise to the Lord" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
Save your braids to the Lord
Original Lyrics:
Sing your praise to the Lord
"Hello My Name Is..." by Matthew West
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, my name is child of the Mushroom King
or
... child of the Lunchroom King
Original Lyrics:
Child of the One True King
"When the Saints Go Marching In" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sinks go marching in
Original Lyrics:
When the saints go marching in
"When The Saints Go Marching In" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sinks go marching in
Original Lyrics:
When the saints go marching in
"Hold Me" by Jamie Grace
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise that You'll always be
It's like each and every day
Make it special in some way.
Original Lyrics:
By my side You'll always be
You take each and every day
Make it special in some way.
It DOES sound somewhat like Jamie's saying "Promise that You'll always be It's like each and every day Make it special in some way," but I know those aren't the original lyrics because I played the song on YouTube and saw the lyrics as Jamie was singing them.
"Up from the Grave He Arose" by hymns
Misheard Lyrics:
Up from the gravy arose,
With a mighty triumph o'er his toes
Original Lyrics:
Up from the grave He arose,
With the mighty triumph o'er his foes;
as heard through a 4-year-old's ears
"Bosom of Abraham" by Elvis Presley
Misheard Lyrics:
Zoom zoom my baby and you rock my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Bosom of Abraham, well you rock my soul
"O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile" by Jars of Clay
Misheard Lyrics:
O love of God, O cinnamon
Original Lyrics:
O love of God, O sin of man
"Amazing Grace" by Hymns
Misheard Lyrics:
A maze of grapes,
How sweet and round.
Original Lyrics:
Amazing Grace,
How sweet the sound.
"It's No Good to Be Alone" by Brandon Heath
Misheard Lyrics:
It's no good to pee alone
It's no good to pee out there on your own
and
Gimme an SOS, I'll bring you home
It's no good for you to pee alone
Original Lyrics:
It's no good to be alone
It's no good to be out there on your own
and
Gimme an SOS, I'll bring you home
It's no good for you to be alone
Peein' alone is just fine by me, thank you very much!
"Get Back Up" by TobyMac
Misheard Lyrics:
This is love callin', love callin', out through the broken dishes...
Original Lyrics:
This is love callin', love callin', out to the broken
This is love callin'.
"Jesus Loves Me" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus loves me this is so
For the boy he tells me so
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves me, this I know
For the Bible tells me so
"Take Me To Your Leader" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know why you care, don't know what..something..
Original Lyrics:
I don't know why you care, don't know what's out there.
"Still Fly" by The Devil Wears Prada
Misheard Lyrics:
The coogi with the matching INTERIOR
Original Lyrics:
G-G-Gucci with a matching TAMPON
"Jonah Was a Prophet" by Veggietales
Misheard Lyrics:
Jonah was a prophet, poo poo! But he really ever got it, go away!
Original Lyrics:
Jonah was a prophet, ooh ooh! But he really never got it, sad but true!
"In the Hands of God" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Hands that are mighty to deliver
Giving a Speedo
Original Lyrics:
Hands that are mighty to deliver
Giving us freedom

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