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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Bringing in the Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the cheese
Bringing in the cheese
People down rehoisting
Bringing in the cheese
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves.
"Rebirthing" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
Your presents
Original Lyrics:
Your presence
"Rebirthing" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
Your presence
Filling up my life with oxygen
Original Lyrics:
Your presence
Filling up my lungs with oxygen
"Joy to the World" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
And have a nature scene
And have a nature scene
And have a, and have, a nature scene.
Original Lyrics:
And heaven and nature sing
And heaven and nature sing
And heaven, and heaven, and nature sing
"The Resistance" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
Ammunation and a million faces
Original Lyrics:
I am a nation, I am a million faces
"All We Like Sheep" by Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Misheard Lyrics:
A wee blind sheep have gone astray
Original Lyrics:
All we like sheep have gone astray
"The Resistance" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take my heart, you can take my breath
When you pry it from my goddamn chest
Original Lyrics:
You can take my heart, you can take my breath
When you pry it from my cold, dead chest
"Amazing Grace" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
How sweet the south
Original Lyrics:
How sweet the sound
"For Future Generations" by 4him
Misheard Lyrics:
I must be alright for future generations
Original Lyrics:
I must be a light for future generations
"Awesome God" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
And the lord was a joker
or
And the lord was a token
Original Lyrics:
And the Lord wasn’t joking
"The Great Divide" by Point of Grace
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fridge across the great divide
Original Lyrics:
There's a bridge to cross the great divide
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle
Misheard Lyrics:
Butterfly biscuits
Original Lyrics:
Butterfly Kisses
"Frail" by Jars of Clay
Misheard Lyrics:
Death they'll never find
Original Lyrics:
Depth they'll never find
"Between You and Me" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorry, it's a lonely feeling
Original Lyrics:
Sorrow is a lonely feeling
"Between You and Me" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Since we've partied ways
Original Lyrics:
Since we've parted ways
"Jesus Freak" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a diesel freak?
Original Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus freak?
"This Little Light of Mine" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
December '99
I'm gonna let you shine
Original Lyrics:
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
"Luv Is a Verb" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause when I need a word to find, that's where I look
Original Lyrics:
'Cause when I need a word defined, that's where I look
"Just Wave Hello" by Charlotte Church
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your planes be wings
Original Lyrics:
Let your dreams be wings
"Even God Can't Change the Past" by Charlotte Church
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I thought this one would last
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I thought this love would last

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