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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Amazing Grace" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
That saved a wrench like me.
Original Lyrics:
That saved a wretch like me.
"Alibi" by Tait
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't dream and I don't bite
Original Lyrics:
I don't need your alibi
"Joy" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
If life's a battle, the invasion is gone great.
Original Lyrics:
If life's a gamble, the invasion is complete.
"Oh! Gravity" by Switchfoot
Misheard Lyrics:
The fallout, the fallout
We found out the high bowl kitchen fruit
We're connected, connected
Amented, the high bowl kitchen fruit
Original Lyrics:
In the fallout, the fallout
We found out the hype won't get you through
We're connected, connected
I meant it, the hype won't get you through, through
"Complete" by Kutless
Misheard Lyrics:
You are incomplete
Original Lyrics:
Through you I am complete
"Beulah Land" by Hymn
Misheard Lyrics:
For I am bee-stung on the mountain, underneath a cloudless sky...
Original Lyrics:
For I am resting on the manna, underneath a cloudless sky...
"Kountry Gentleman" by Family Force 5
Misheard Lyrics:
Backfire, the shuffler goes "Why Now?"
Original Lyrics:
Backfire, the muffler goes Ka-Plow!
"Every Day with Jesus" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm from Sin Cit, you're from Sin Cit, we're all from Sin City.
Original Lyrics:
I'm from sin set, you're from sin set, we're all from sin set free.
"Between You and Me" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a stand for the land, it's time ta jam
or
Take a stand for the man, it's time ta jam
Original Lyrics:
Take a stand for the Lamb, it's time ta jam
"Jesus Is Just Alright" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick it for the one time
Original Lyrics:
Check it for me one time
"Jesus Is Just Alright" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hopin' and I'm thinkin'
Original Lyrics:
I'm hopin and I'm prayin'
"Jesus Is Just Alright" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hopin' and I'm thinkin'
Original Lyrics:
I'm hopin and I'm prayin'
"I Luv Rap Music" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
I luv rap music
Ya know it's sittin' on top of my lip
Original Lyrics:
I luv rap music
Ya know it's sittin' on top of my list
"We Give Thee But Thine Own" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
We give thee but thine own
Whatever it may be
Original Lyrics:
We give thee but thine own
What e'er the gift may be
"Jefferson Aeroplane" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped in iron clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped and I am enclosed.
"On Eagle's Wings" by Michael Joncas
Misheard Lyrics:
On angel's wings
or
On evil's wings
or
On evil's wings
Original Lyrics:
On eagle's wings
"Jesus Loves Me" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus loves me, this is my nose...
Original Lyrics:
Jesus loves me, this I know
"Comatose" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna sleep, I don't wanna dream
'Cause my dreams accompany
The way you make me feel
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna sleep, I don't wanna dream
'Cause my dreams don't comfort me
The way you make me feel
"Rebirthing" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
your presence filling up my lungs with rocks again
Original Lyrics:
Your presence
Filling up my lungs with oxygen.
"Ode to Joy" by Ludwig von Beethoven
Misheard Lyrics:
Alte menschen sind brüder (Old men shall be brothers)
Original Lyrics:
Alle menschen sind brüder (All men shall be brothers)

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