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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Sing to the Lord Psalm 30" by Bob Carlisle, Russ Lee, Clay Crosse, et al.
Misheard Lyrics:
His Xanga lasts but for a moment
Original Lyrics:
His anger lasts but for a moment
"Stop Bitin'" by Grits
Misheard Lyrics:
Snot funny!
Original Lyrics:
Stop bitin'!
"Witch's Invitation" by Carman
Misheard Lyrics:
Then, graciously, he handed me some stinging herbal tea
Original Lyrics:
Then, graciously, he handed me some steaming herbal tea
"Witch's Invitation" by Carman
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought, "Man, drinkin' this stuff makes Davey a frog!"
Original Lyrics:
I thought, "Man, drink this stuff, next day you'll be a frog!"
"Hallelujah" by George Frederic Handel
Misheard Lyrics:
Far the lord of the mean potent reigneth
Original Lyrics:
For the lord god omnipotent reigneth
"Lord of the Dance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dads, then, wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the Dads, said he
Original Lyrics:
Dance then wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the dance, said he
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle
Misheard Lyrics:
She talks to cheeses and I close my eyes
Original Lyrics:
She talks to Jesus and I close my eyes
"Just a Closer Walk with Thee" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it pee, dear Lord, let it pee.
Original Lyrics:
Let it be, dear Lord, let it be.
"Me Without You" by Toby Mac
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be chasing every tree that blows my way
Original Lyrics:
I'd be chasing every breeze that blows my way.
"Place in This World" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
My face in this world
Original Lyrics:
My place in this world
Might need to introduce my kids to the song and see if they make the same mistake
"Thrive" by Casting Crowns
Misheard Lyrics:
We were made to fry
or
We were made to fly
Original Lyrics:
We were made to thrive
"For Future Generations" by 4Him
Misheard Lyrics:
I must be alive for future generations
Original Lyrics:
I must be a light for future generations
"Jesus Freak" by dc Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that all the cheese is free?
Original Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?
"East to West" by Casting Crowns
Misheard Lyrics:
It's God's hand to the other
Original Lyrics:
From one scarred hand to the other.
"Me Without You" by tobyMac
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be packing my bags with a need to stay
or
I'd be packing my bags where I need to stay
Original Lyrics:
I'd be packing my bags when I need to stay
"With the Angels" by Michelle Tumes
Misheard Lyrics:
Who wet the angels?
Original Lyrics:
I'm with the angels.
"Lovely" by Michelle Tumes
Misheard Lyrics:
A thousand times
I look around me and high-five
Original Lyrics:
A thousand times
I look around me and I find
"Christe Eleison" by Michelle Tumes
Misheard Lyrics:
In the age of wanton despair
Original Lyrics:
In the age of want and despair
"You Are Here" by Needtobreathe
Misheard Lyrics:
Tequila, all I wanted
Original Lyrics:
I see clearer, all I wanted
"You Are Near" by Dan Schutte
Misheard Lyrics:
You guard me from afar
Original Lyrics:
You guard me from the foe

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