Misheard Lyrics -> Christian -> O
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"O For A Walk With A Perfect Heart" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh for a walk with a perfect tart.
Original Lyrics:
Oh for a walk with a perfect heart.
"Oh God, You Are My God" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh God, you are my God
And I will never praise you.
And I will never praise you.
Original Lyrics:
Oh God, you are my God
And I will ever praise you.
And I will ever praise you.
"The Old Rugged Cross" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'll cherish that old rugged cross
'Til my gophers at last I lay down.
'Til my gophers at last I lay down.
Original Lyrics:
So I'll cherish that old rugged cross
'Til my trophies at last I lay down.
'Til my trophies at last I lay down.
"The Old Rugged Cross" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
So a chair eats the old rugged cross.
Original Lyrics:
So I'll cherish the old rugged cross.
"The Old, Rugged Cross" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
On a hill far away
Lies an old rubber cross.
Lies an old rubber cross.
Original Lyrics:
On a hill far away
Lies an old, rugged cross.
Lies an old, rugged cross.
"On and On" by Kevin Max
Misheard Lyrics:
Oil and oil
She just keeps on frying.
She just keeps on frying.
Original Lyrics:
On and on
She just keeps on trying.
She just keeps on trying.
"On and On" by Kevin Max
Misheard Lyrics:
You are a fortress
And I am a bandaid
And I am a bandaid
Original Lyrics:
You are a fortress
And I am abandoned
And I am abandoned
"One Armed Man (Play On)" by Project 86
Misheard Lyrics:
Slurping flaming drinking slackers
Original Lyrics:
They search and strain and drink and stagger
"One Armed Man (Play On)" by Project 86
Misheard Lyrics:
Zombies staring, looking my way
Crying out for something naked
Crying out for something naked
Original Lyrics:
Zombies staring, looking my way
Crying out for something they can't...
Crying out for something they can't...
"One Girl Revolution" by Superchic[k]
Misheard Lyrics:
I am confidence and insecurity.
Original Lyrics:
I am confidence in insecurity.
"One Girl Revolution" by Superchic[k]
Misheard Lyrics:
I am confidence and insecurity.
Original Lyrics:
I am confidence in insecurity.
"One Girl Revolution" by Superchic[k]
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the right, I'm gonna be myself.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the rifle, gonna be myself.
"One Girl Revolution" by Superchic[k]
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the right, I'm gonna pee myself.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the right, I'm gonna be myself.
"One Time Too Many" by Building 429
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I've farted one time too many.
Original Lyrics:
I think I've fought it one time too many.
"Only a Fool" by Geoff Moore and the Distance
Misheard Lyrics:
Sara was a beauty queen.
Miss Summer an Otter.
She took off her coat,
she rolled down her sleeve.
Miss Summer an Otter.
She took off her coat,
she rolled down her sleeve.
Original Lyrics:
Sara was a beauty queen.
Miss Something or Another.
She took off her crown,
she rolled up her sleeves.
Miss Something or Another.
She took off her crown,
she rolled up her sleeves.
"Onward Christian Soilders" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Christ, the royal bastards
Lean against the phone.
Lean against the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Christ, the royal Master
Leads against the foe.
Leads against the foe.
"Onward Christian Soilders" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Onward Christian soilders
marching at the door
marching at the door
Original Lyrics:
Onward Christian soilders
marching as to war
marching as to war
"Onward Christian Soldiers" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Christ, our loyal Master
Leans against the fort.
Leans against the fort.
Original Lyrics:
Christ, our royal Master
Leads against the foe.
Leads against the foe.
"Onward Christian Soldiers" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Onward Christian Soldiers, Marching Out the Door!
Original Lyrics:
Onward Christian Soldiers, Marching as to War!
"Onward Christian Soldiers" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Onward Christian soldiers
Marching as to war
With the cross-eyed Jesus
Going on before.
Marching as to war
With the cross-eyed Jesus
Going on before.
Original Lyrics:
Onward Christian soldiers
Marching as to war
With the cross of Jesus
Going on before.
Marching as to war
With the cross of Jesus
Going on before.
"Onward Christian Soldiers" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
With the grass of Jesus
Growing on before.
Growing on before.
Original Lyrics:
With the cross of Jesus
Going on before.
Going on before.
"O Praise Him (All This For A King)" by David Crowder Band
Misheard Lyrics:
And Elvis for a king.
Original Lyrics:
And all this for a King.
"Our God Is An Awesome God" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Lord wasn't joking when he kicked them out of Egypt.
Original Lyrics:
And the Lord wasn't joking when he kicked them out of Eden.
"Our God Is an Awesome God" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
Our God is an awesome God
He rains from havin' a buff
He rains from havin' a buff
Original Lyrics:
Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
He reigns from heaven above
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