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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Back In His Arms Again" by Mark Schultz
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe that you'll know it when
You're back in His underware.
Original Lyrics:
I believe that you'll know it when
You're back in His arms again.
"Balm in Gilead" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a bomb in Gilead
To make the wounded whole
There is a bomb in Gilead
To heal the sin-sick soul
Original Lyrics:
There is a balm in Gilead
To make the wounded whole
There is a balm in Gilead
To heal the sin-sick soul
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
He is trampling out the vineyards where the grapes of wrath are stored.
Original Lyrics:
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the champion out of Venice where the great surf master scored.
Original Lyrics:
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord
He's trampling out the villages and killing with his sword.
Original Lyrics:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He is trampling through the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
"Be Bold, Be Strong" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Be bald, be strong For the Lord thy God is with thee.
Original Lyrics:
Be bold, be strong
For the Lord thy God is with thee.
"Be Not Afraid" by Bob Dufford
Misheard Lyrics:
If you pass the raging otters in the sea,
you shall not drown
Original Lyrics:
If you pass through raging waters in the sea,
you shall not drown
"Better Is One Day" by Kutless
Misheard Lyrics:
Better is one day on your porch.
Original Lyrics:
Better is one day in you courts.
"Better Is One Day" by Kutless
Misheard Lyrics:
There is wonder in your house.
Original Lyrics:
Better is one day in you courts.
"Better Is One Day" by Kutless
Misheard Lyrics:
There is wonder in your house.
Original Lyrics:
Better is one in your house.
"Between You and Me" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Confession needs to be made
I'm convinced it's my way to freedom
Original Lyrics:
Confession needs to be made
Recompense is my way to freedom
"Between You and Me" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'm sorry for the words I've spoken
For I'm a traitor, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
So I'm sorry for the words I've spoken
For I've betrayed a friend.
"Be Unto Your Name" by Robin Mark
Misheard Lyrics:
We are a vapor
You are a turtle.
Original Lyrics:
We are a vapor
You are eternal.
"Beyond Belief" by Petra
Misheard Lyrics:
We're on the beach.
Original Lyrics:
Beyond belief
"Be" by Plus One
Misheard Lyrics:
At your side for all time.
Original Lyrics:
At your side; hold on tight.
"Blame Me! Blame Me!" by Anberlin
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and go as you please
I'm like a Pop-Tart lover
With well disease Well come on
Original Lyrics:
Come and go as you please
I'm like a part time lover W
ith well worn knees Well come on
"Blessed Assurance" by Fanny Crosby
Misheard Lyrics:
Arab salvation
Original Lyrics:
Heir of salvation
"Blessed Be The Lord" by Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir
Misheard Lyrics:
Blessed be the Lord
Hurrays forever, 'rays forever
Blessed be the Lord
Hurrays forever more.
Original Lyrics:
Blessed be the Lord
Who reigns forever, reigns forever
Blessed be the Lord
Who reigns forever more.
"Bosom of Abraham" by Elvis Presley
Misheard Lyrics:
Zoom zoom my baby and you rock my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Bosom of Abraham, well you rock my soul
"Brave" by Nichole Nordeman
Misheard Lyrics:
He gave his wife
A lowly spear for moderation
Original Lyrics:
The gate is wide
The road is paved with moderation
"Breakfast" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
But they don't have a peck fest in Hell.
Original Lyrics:
But they don't serve breakfast in Hell.
"Breakfast" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
But you can't take friends to Hell.
Original Lyrics:
But they don't serve breakfast in Hell.
"Breakfast" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold the milk, put back the sugar
We have parents to console.
Original Lyrics:
Hold the milk, put back the sugar
They are powerless to console.
"Breakfast" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold the milk, put back the sugar
Let our palates to console.
Original Lyrics:
Hold the milk, put back the sugar
They are powerless to console.
"Breakfast" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
When the Big One finds you
May this song remind you
That they don't serve breakfast, inhale.
Original Lyrics:
When the Big One finds you
May this song remind you
That they don't serve breakfast in Hell.
"Breakfast" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
When the bagel bites you
Original Lyrics:
When the Big One finds you
"Breakfast" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
When the people find you
Original Lyrics:
When the Big One finds you
"Breathe On Me" by Jennifer Knapp
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace at last not far away
Am deceived about a great salvation.
Original Lyrics:
Peace at last not far away
Empty sheet, a borrowed grave, salvation.
"Bringing In The Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Banging in the sheets
Banging in the sheets
We shall come all over
Banging in the sheets.
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the cheese
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the chiefs,
bringing in the chiefs
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves,
bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves.
"Bringing In The Sheaves" by Robert Mitchum
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheep
Bringing in the sheep
There's an Aberdeen fan bringing in the sheep
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing Bringing in the sheaves.
Robert Mitchum played the Reverend Harry Powell in the movie "The Night of the Hunter." Also, this song was written way back in 1874 by Knowles Shaw, but it has been performed by numerous people.
"Bringing In The Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheep
Bringing in the sheep
Sheep shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves.
"Bringing In The Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheep
Bringing in the sheep
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheep
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheeps.
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves.
"Bringing In The Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheets
Bringing in the sheets
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheets
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheets
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Brining in the Fleet
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves.
"Bringing In The Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Brining in the cheese
Original Lyrics:
Brining in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Shrinky-dink de dee
Shrinky-dink de dee
Bee bee bop bee boe bee
Shrinky-dink de dee
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves.
"Bringing In The Sheaves" by Knowles Shaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Swinging in the shoes, Swinging in the shoes,
We shall come from Georgia, Swinging in the shoes
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing, Bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In the Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheets,
Bringing in the sheets;
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheets.
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In the Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
We will come to Joyce's bringing in the cheese
Original Lyrics:
We will come rejoicing bringing in the sheaves
"Bring It On" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't come looking for trouble
And I don't want to fight in my sleep.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't come looking for trouble
And I don't want to fight needlessly.
"Burgundy Years" by Joy Electric
Misheard Lyrics:
Burgundy Years, Death tells of the darkest years
Original Lyrics:
Burgundy Years, Death tolls ever dark its cheers
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle
Misheard Lyrics:
She talks to cheeses and I close my eyes
Original Lyrics:
She talks to Jesus and I close my eyes
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