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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"The Calling" by The Benjamin Gate
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that your top will be undone.
Original Lyrics:
I know that your doubt will be undone.
"The Calling" by The Benjamin Gate
Misheard Lyrics:
I know your top will be undone.
Original Lyrics:
I know that your doubt will be undone.
"Can He, Could He, Would He" by The Vocal Union
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy cut an audience
Hey, candy cut a wood and he did.
Original Lyrics:
Can He, could He, would He?
Yes, He can, He could, He would, and He did!
"Can't Get Past The Evidence" by 4HIM
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't get past the M&M's
Original Lyrics:
Can't get past the evidence
"Can't Get Past The Evidence" by 4 Him
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't get past the elephants.
Original Lyrics:
Can't get past the evidence.
"A Charge To Keep I Have" by Charles Wesley
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Charles, to....keep
Original Lyrics:
A charge to keep
Steven Wynn adds: "This is a famous misheard lyric in Southern Black Baptist churches for people who grew up in the 60's. It was sung very slow and mournful. What would happen is a person (usually an older black male) would speak first: "A Charge To Keep I Have, a God to glorify." Then the congregation would sing slowly: "A Charge......to.....keep..." Bit it sounded like they were saying, "Hey Charles!" Back in the day I had a friend whose name was Charles, he said when he'd go to his homeroom class in high school he would be greeted by "Hey Charles..." playfully sung, by his fellow students, in the manner we had all heard at church. Another famous one (from southern black churches in the 60's). Us kids would always sing this song at Easter: "Heroes! Jessie Rose!! "Heroes! Jessie Rose! But the real lyrics were: He rose. Yes He rose. He rose. Yes He rose. Just a few things your site should know, to make it even more thorough than it already is."
"Charity" by Jennifer Knapp
Misheard Lyrics:
Charity holds her head
With lots of glory.
Original Lyrics:
Charity holds her head
In laurels of glory.
"Choose Life" by Debby Boone
Misheard Lyrics:
Each bad choice took away my soul
Suicidal became my goal
Original Lyrics:
Each bad choice chipped away my soul
Soon survival became my goal
"Christ Arose" by Robert Lowry
Misheard Lyrics:
Low in the gravy lay
Original Lyrics:
Low in the grave he lay
Editor's note: I think this is the correct performer, but I'm not entirely sure.
"Christ Arose" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Up from the gravy, a rose!
Original Lyrics:
Up from the grave, He arose!
"Christe Eleison" by Michelle Tumes
Misheard Lyrics:
In the age of wanton despair
Original Lyrics:
In the age of want and despair
"Christ Is Risen" by Matt Maher
Misheard Lyrics:
Come away
Come away come and rise up from the grave
Original Lyrics:
Come awake
Come awake come and rise up from the grave
"Cigaro" by System of a Down
Misheard Lyrics:
Pool, in the Nile
Original Lyrics:
Cool in denial
"Circus for a Psycho" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't keep this piece of time
Original Lyrics:
Can't keep this beast inside
"College Kids" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh, arts and crafts is all I need
I'll take calligrphy and then I'll make a fifth degree.
Original Lyrics:
No, Arts and Crafts is all I need
I'll take Caligraphy and then I'll make a fake degree.
"Colored People" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
We gotta come together and eat the children at the door
Original Lyrics:
We gotta come together, aren't we all children after all?
"Comatose" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna sleep, I don't wanna dream
'Cause my dreams accompany
The way you make me feel
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna sleep, I don't wanna dream
'Cause my dreams don't comfort me
The way you make me feel
"Come, Come Ye Saints" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Come, come ye Saints,
No toilet paper here.
Original Lyrics:
Come, come ye Saints,
No toil nor labor fear.
"Come Heal This Land" by Robin Mark
Misheard Lyrics:
But we have not shown disgrace to men.
Original Lyrics:
But we have not shown this grace to men.
"Come In" by Heather Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus
You're acceleration.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus
You're a celebration.
"Complete" by Kutless
Misheard Lyrics:
You are incomplete
Original Lyrics:
Through you I am complete
"Consume Me" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bird in flame
Original Lyrics:
Like a burning flame
"Consume Me" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
You can sue me
Original Lyrics:
You consume me
"Consuming Fire" by Third Day
Misheard Lyrics:
To consumate fire
or
A consuming fire
Original Lyrics:
All consuming fire
"Cornelius" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, his burden's easy
No, we don't shave
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, his burden's easy
No, it don't chafe
"Crawl To China" by Tourniquet
Misheard Lyrics:
Raw vagina
Original Lyrics:
Crawl to China
"Crazy Times" by Jars Of Clay
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes more than their saved behinds.
Original Lyrics:
It takes more that your saline eyes.
"Crazy Times" by Jars Of Clay
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes more than your sailing eyes.
Original Lyrics:
It takes more than your saline eyes.
"Crazy Times" by Jars Of Clay
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes more than your saving lies.
Original Lyrics:
It takes more than your saline eyes.
"Creed" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
He ascended into Heaven, on the third day, He rose again
He ascended into Heaven, where He sits at God's mighty right hand.
Original Lyrics:
He descended into Hell and on the third day, rose again
He ascended into Heaven where He sits at God's mighty right hand.
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