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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Galilee Song" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
So I leave my boots behind.
Original Lyrics:
So I leave my boats behind.
"Get Back Up" by TobyMac
Misheard Lyrics:
This is love callin', love callin', out through the broken dishes...
Original Lyrics:
This is love callin', love callin', out to the broken
This is love callin'.
"Get This Party Started" by Toby Mac
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see a red sky shining on me, so
Let's get dis party started.
or
I can see the Big One smilling me, so
Let's get dis party started.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel the Most High smiling on me, so
Let's get this party started.
"Giving It Over" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a teen flat lining.
Original Lyrics:
I was a teen flat-liner.
"Gladly the Cross I'd Bear" by Church congregation
Misheard Lyrics:
Gladly, the cross-eyed bear
Original Lyrics:
Gladly the cross I'd bear
"Glorify Thy Name" by Crystal Lewis
Misheard Lyrics:
Horrify my name.
Original Lyrics:
Glorify Thy Name.
"God Bless America" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand beside her and guide her
With the light from the bite of a bug.
Original Lyrics:
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with the light from above.
"God Bless America" by Irving Berlin
Misheard Lyrics:
To the ocean's migrant falls.
Original Lyrics:
To the oceans, white with foam.
Irving Berlin himself did not actually perform it, but he wrote it. This could be misheard from any version, actual performer unknown or irrelevant.
"God Bless the Prince of Wales" by Tredegar Orpheus Male Voice Choir
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, let the prairie echo.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, let the prayer re-echo.
"God Is Not A Secret" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
God is not a secret to be given
or
God is not a secret to begin
or
God is not a secret to begin
Original Lyrics:
God is not a secret to be kept
"God Is Not A Secret" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
God is not a secret to big kids.
Original Lyrics:
God is not a secret to be kept.
"God Is Not A Secret" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
God is not a secret to big yeah.
Original Lyrics:
God is not a secret to be kept.
"God Is Not A Secret" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard that positive popular dead.
Original Lyrics:
I heard the positive pop you dig.
"God Is Not A Secret" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be dipped in wet concrete.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be dipped in bubonic plague.
"God Is Not A Secret" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
I've heard that new-age line was trip.
Original Lyrics:
I've heard that new-age lifeforce trip.
"God Is Not A Secret" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't understand
This is not. What's with the goodies?
Original Lyrics:
You don't understand
This is not what you think it is.
"God Rest You Merry Gentlemen" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
God rest you, Jerry Mendlebaum.
Original Lyrics:
God rest you merry gentlemen.
"God So Loved the World" by Jaci Velasquez
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a bear, and she's a slug
Original Lyrics:
Be prepared for Jesus' love
"Gone" by Jimmy Swaggart
Misheard Lyrics:
The Lord took pole Position, and the Devil did a fart
Praise God, my sins are gone.
Original Lyrics:
The Lord took sole possession, and the devil did depart
Praise God, my sins are gone.
"Goodbye Old Paint" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm up in the saddle,
a razor in my hand
Original Lyrics:
I'm up in the saddle,
the reins are in my hand
"Good Stuff" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the rhythm, we've got the rhyme
Print up a t-shirt, throw them a lime.
Original Lyrics:
We've got the rhythm, we've got the rhyme
Print up a t-shirt, throw them a line.
"Got to Tell Somebody" by Don Francisco
Misheard Lyrics:
He healed a paramedic.
Original Lyrics:
He healed a paralytic.
"Go Where I Send Thee" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Children, go where I send thee
How shall I send thee?
Well, I'm a-gonna send thee ten by ten
Ten for the handcuffed mannequins.
Original Lyrics:
Children, go where I send thee
How shall I send thee?
Well, I'm a-gonna send thee ten by ten
Ten for the Ten Commandments.
"The Great Divide" by Point of Grace
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a bridge across the Great Divide
Original Lyrics:
There's a bridge to cross the Great Divide
"Greater Love" by Out of Eden
Misheard Lyrics:
You have men in my heart
Original Lyrics:
You have mended my heart
"Great Is Thy Faithfulness" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
They all join with nature
In Med-i-co (Mexico) with much.
Original Lyrics:
They all join with nature
In manifold witness.
This song actually started out as a poem written in 1923 by Thomas O. Chisolm, God's faithfulness.
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