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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Near The Cross" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Near the cross, near the cross
Be my glory ever
'Til my handsome soul shall find
Rest beyond the river.
Original Lyrics:
Near the Cross, near the Cross
Be my glory ever
'Til my ransomed soul shall find
Rest beyond the river.
"Needful Hands" by Jars Of Clay
Misheard Lyrics:
To freely stumble down
I feel your pants around my heart.
Original Lyrics:
To freely stumble down
I feel your hands around my heart.
"New Medicines" by Dead Poetic
Misheard Lyrics:
Rollover
Original Lyrics:
All over
"Next Thing You Know (Thirteen)" by Matthew West
Misheard Lyrics:
Next thing you know, I'm fire fighting
Next thing you know, the hearts are in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Next thing you know, I'm high and flyin'
Next thing you know, my heart is in your hands.
"No Fear (Panic In The City)" by Clay Crosse
Misheard Lyrics:
You got quickbooks automation.
Original Lyrics:
You got quick-fix automation.
"Nomadic Caravans" by Ill Harmonics
Misheard Lyrics:
We ain't got no pants
No magic caravans
Original Lyrics:
We ain't got no plans
Nomadic caravans
"No More Auction Block" by Paul Robeson
Misheard Lyrics:
No more oxen blood for me
Original Lyrics:
No more auction block for me
"Not Just Any Other Day" by John Elefante
Misheard Lyrics:
A man whose only claim was being born again.
Original Lyrics:
A man whose only blame was being born a king.
"Not Just Any Other Day" by John Elefante
Misheard Lyrics:
I would have looked into Your Italian eyes
And stared at You in disbelief before.
Original Lyrics:
I would have looked into Your tired eyes
And stared at You in disbelief before.
"No Turning Back" by Out Of Eden
Misheard Lyrics:
I apologize to you,
on behalf of Pikachu
Original Lyrics:
I apologize to you,
on behalf of the untrue
"No Turning Back" by Out Of Eden
Misheard Lyrics:
I apologize to you
On behalf of being a Jew.
Original Lyrics:
I apologize to you
On behalf of the untrue.
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