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"I Am Available" by Petra
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a cannibal, I am a cannibal
I will golf when you say, 'Go!'
I will golf when you say, 'Go!'
Original Lyrics:
I am available, I am available
I will go when you say go.
I will go when you say go.
"I Believe in Lost Causes" by Phillips Craig and Dean
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in lost closets
Original Lyrics:
I believe in lost causes
"I Believe" by Natalie Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
And the heartbeat of Heaven
Can flounder dead wisdom.
Can flounder dead wisdom.
Original Lyrics:
And the heartbeat of Heaven
Confounded our wisdom.
Confounded our wisdom.
"I Call Him Love" by Kathy Troccoli
Misheard Lyrics:
Some called him a raisin, some called him a string
Original Lyrics:
Some called him crazy, some called him strange
"I Cry" by Russ Taff
Misheard Lyrics:
When peace cannot be found
And she won't visit me tonight.
And she won't visit me tonight.
Original Lyrics:
When peace cannot be found
And sleep won't visit me tonight.
And sleep won't visit me tonight.
"I Do Believe" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
I take my pill and start to write
The thoughts that fill my head tonight.
The thoughts that fill my head tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I take my pen and start to write
The thoughts that fill my head tonight.
The thoughts that fill my head tonight.
"I Don't Know Why Jesus Loved Me" by The Sounds of Glory
Misheard Lyrics:
And He died for the Roosevelts
Just for me.
Just for me.
Original Lyrics:
And He died but He rose again
Just for me.
Just for me.
"If God Is Dead, Who's This Living In My Soul?" by Jimmy Swaggart
Misheard Lyrics:
They're underneath the mud
All across the gallery.
All across the gallery.
Original Lyrics:
They're underneath the blood
On the Cross of Calvary.
On the Cross of Calvary.
"If That Same Spirit" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
If that same spirit that raced cars from the dead
Dwells in you, dwells in you.
Dwells in you, dwells in you.
Original Lyrics:
If that same Spirit that raised Christ from the dead
Dwells in you, dwells in you.
Dwells in you, dwells in you.
"If We Are The Body" by Casting Crowns
Misheard Lyrics:
Why is His love not showing
Damn there is a way.
Damn there is a way.
Original Lyrics:
Why is His love not showing
Them there is a way.
Them there is a way.
The message of the song shows the fault of the Church in not showing love to a lost and dying world. Wake up, Church! They will know we are Christians by our love.
"If We Ever" by Take 6
Misheard Lyrics:
We need Him when we're burning.
Original Lyrics:
We need Him when we're burdened.
"If You Just Believe" by John Elefante
Misheard Lyrics:
Personal righteousness,
Make love and peace
Make love and peace
Original Lyrics:
Pursue righteousness,
Faith, love, and peace
Faith, love, and peace
"If You Really Knew" by Out of Eden
Misheard Lyrics:
Felt disscused as he excused an excuse for baby G
Original Lyrics:
Felt disgust as he was used as an excuse for bigotry
"If You Really Knew" by Out of Eden
Misheard Lyrics:
Shining have faith just like me
Original Lyrics:
Shunning help though you feel a need
"I Have Been There" by Mark Schultz
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Batman
I know what fear is all about
Yes, I have a Batman.
I know what fear is all about
Yes, I have a Batman.
Original Lyrics:
I have been there
I know what fear is all about
Yes, I have been there.
I know what fear is all about
Yes, I have been there.
"I Have Jesus In My Heart Today" by Lil' Markie
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus took my puddin' all away.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus took my burden all away.
"I'll Fly Away" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
To a home on God's cholesterol
I'll fly away.
I'll fly away.
Original Lyrics:
To a home on God's celestial shore
I'll fly away.
I'll fly away.
"Immigrant's Daughter" by Margaret Becker
Misheard Lyrics:
Christ didn't seem to see.
Original Lyrics:
The price didn't seem too steep.
"Immigrant's Daughter" by Margaret Becker
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at the photographs
On my naked behind.
On my naked behind.
Original Lyrics:
I look at the photographs
On my naked wall.
On my naked wall.
"Immigrant's Daughter" by Margaret Becker
Misheard Lyrics:
She believed in a mission
She believed in love
She believed in loyalty
And she put her faith in the hands of God.
She believed in love
She believed in loyalty
And she put her faith in the hands of God.
Original Lyrics:
She believed in a nation
She believed in love
She believed in loyalty
And she put her fate in the hands of God.
She believed in love
She believed in loyalty
And she put her fate in the hands of God.
"I'm Not Alright" by Sanctus Real
Misheard Lyrics:
But I feel sex behind the fire wall.
Original Lyrics:
But I feel safe behind the firewall.
"I'm Not Ashamed Of The Gospel" by Delirious
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not ashamed of the Gospel
I'm not afraid of the one-eyed bug.
I'm not afraid of the one-eyed bug.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not ashamed of the Gospel
I'm not ashamed of the one I love.
I'm not ashamed of the one I love.
"I Need You" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
I've dug up miles and miles of sin
Original Lyrics:
I've dug up miles and miles of sand
"In Nomine" by Adagio
Misheard Lyrics:
The voice of Bethlehem
Original Lyrics:
The voice of Thou, forever
"I Now Live" by Crystal Lewis
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to fill that hole with the lata sing it outta sight.
Original Lyrics:
Try to fill that hole with the latest thing that's outta sight.
"In Tenderness, He sought me..." by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the grace that brought me to the phone,
Wondrous grace that brought me to the phone!
Wondrous grace that brought me to the phone!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the grace that brought me to the fold,
Wondrous grace that brought me to the fold!
Wondrous grace that brought me to the fold!
"In The Belly Of The Whale" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
The Good Lord drives
We all get a second chance.
We all get a second chance.
Original Lyrics:
The Good Lord grants
We all get a second chance.
We all get a second chance.
"In The Garden" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me.
Andy tells me I am his own.
Andy tells me I am his own.
Original Lyrics:
And He walks with me, and He talks with me.
And He tells me I am his own.
And He tells me I am his own.
"In The Garden" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy walks with me
Andy talks with me
Andy tells me I am his own.
Andy talks with me
Andy tells me I am his own.
Original Lyrics:
And He walks with me
And He talks with me
And He tells me I am His own.
And He talks with me
And He tells me I am His own.
"In The Light" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
On my own apartment view
Original Lyrics:
On my own, apart from you
"In The Light" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
This only serves to confirm my suspicion
That I'm still a man in need of a seizure.
That I'm still a man in need of a seizure.
Original Lyrics:
This only serves to confirm my suspicion
That I'm still a man in need of a Savior.
That I'm still a man in need of a Savior.
"Into Jesus" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey you I'm into cheez whiz!
Original Lyrics:
Hey you I'm into jesus
"Invitation" by White Heart
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't trust this party 'cause you've got to know the Host.
Original Lyrics:
Can't crash this party 'cause you've got to know the Host.
"I So Hate Concequences" by Reliant K
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm slowing down.
Original Lyrics:
The fact I'm so weighed down
"I Still Believe" by Jeremy Camp
Misheard Lyrics:
It's now that I feel
You're graceful like rain.
You're graceful like rain.
Original Lyrics:
It's now that I feel
Your grace fall like rain.
Your grace fall like rain.
"I Still Believe" by Jeremy Camp
Misheard Lyrics:
Scattered birds and empty thoughts
Seemed to pour from my heart.
Seemed to pour from my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Scattered words and empty thoughts
Seemed to pour from my heart.
Seemed to pour from my heart.
"It Is No Secret (What God Can Do)" by Elvis Presley
Misheard Lyrics:
With arms wide open, he'll fart on you.
Original Lyrics:
With arms wide open, he'll pardon you.
"It Is Well With My Soul" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
It is well, it is well with Lysol.
Original Lyrics:
It is well, it is well with my soul.
"I've Got Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy (Down In My Heart)" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly down in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
I've got joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart.
"I Wanna Be True To You" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be Trudy, Trudy
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be true to you
"I Will Be Here" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
This is life we've been given
Let there be no doubt
So la la la la live out loud.
Let there be no doubt
So la la la la live out loud.
Original Lyrics:
This is life we've been given
Made to be lived out
So la la la la live out loud.
Made to be lived out
So la la la la live out loud.
"I Will Be Here" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
We will grow wise
If we're one with the mice.
If we're one with the mice.
Original Lyrics:
We will grow wise
If we walk with the wise.
If we walk with the wise.
"I Win" by Clint Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter what the weather is
I want you to know that I'm wet.
I want you to know that I'm wet.
Original Lyrics:
No matter what the weapon is
I want you to know that I win.
I want you to know that I win.
"I Won't Be A Stranger Up There" by Rev F.C. Barnes
Misheard Lyrics:
They're underneath the mud
All across the gallery.
All across the gallery.
Original Lyrics:
They're underneath the blood
On the Cross of Calvary.
On the Cross of Calvary.
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