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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Sadie Hawkins Dance" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkin Dance in my red tee shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkins dance in my kaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
She said just move
You ain't good with talking
To the Sadie Hawkings.
Original Lyrics:
She said you're smooth and good with talking
You'll go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
She said just moved and with talking
You go with me
To the Sadie Hawkings.
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'You're smooth and good with talking
You're going with me
To the Sadie Hawkins.'
"Sadie Hawkins Dance" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
She said you're smooth, and with talking
Will you go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins?
Original Lyrics:
She said you're smooth and good with talking
You'll go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins.
"Savior" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
Emanate, gonna crash and break.
Original Lyrics:
Everything's gonna crash and break.
"Say Aah" by Fabolous
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to get you home and would you be Bart Simpson?
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to get you home and would you be more tipsy?
"Say The Name" by Clint Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter what the weather is
I want you to know that I'm wet.
Original Lyrics:
No matter what the weapon is
I want you to know that I win.
"Say The Words" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
I think we've all been laid
Original Lyrics:
I think we can all relate
"Say The Words" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
I think we've all been late
Original Lyrics:
I think we can all relate
"Say You Need Love" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you see Yoda?
He has a face.
Original Lyrics:
Do you see God?
He has a face.
"Say You Need Love" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
If the class on the fifty third is broken
It helps you escape from the pain.
Original Lyrics:
If the glass ain't half empty, then it's broken
It helps you escape from the pain.
"Say You Need Love" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
You had a bad accident
By a logical mistake.
Original Lyrics:
Heard it said you're an accident
A biological mistake.
"Schizophreniac" by Earthsuit
Misheard Lyrics:
Changing my coblers as locust brains
Original Lyrics:
Changing my colors as focus brings
"Secret Ambition" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Crunching the nose of powerful position
Original Lyrics:
Questioning those in powerful position
"Secret Weapon" by Petra
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gotta sleep with women.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a secret weapon.
"Secret" by The Benjamin Gate
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh hold me, and heal me
Keep my heart in your head ants.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, hold me and heal me
Keep my heart in Your hands.
"Seen And Not Heard" by Petra
Misheard Lyrics:
Actions
Deep in the light of the world.
Original Lyrics:
Actions
Speak a little louder than words.
"See The Glory" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
Just pull me to the top and I'd go over, over
All of creation is imposing.
Original Lyrics:
Just point me to the job and I'd go over, over
All of creation is imploring.
"Set Me Free" by Casting Crowns
Misheard Lyrics:
Is anybody out there hearing me
Let me pee.
Original Lyrics:
Is anybody out there hearing me
Set me free.
"Shackles (Praise You)" by Mary Mary
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I watch 'Frasier'
'Cause I watch 'Frasier'.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I want to praise you
'Cause I want to praise you.
"Shelter (You Are My Refuge)" by Sonic Flood
Misheard Lyrics:
Raoul! Raoul!
Original Lyrics:
Wa-ooh, wa-ooh!
"Shepherds And Kings" by Gregory Norbet
Misheard Lyrics:
Shopping for pigs
Original Lyrics:
Shepherds and kings
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Dull as day, you can't assert the calm in life.
Original Lyrics:
Dull as dirt, you can't assert the kind of light.
"Shine" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
File the Army.
Original Lyrics:
Fire the Army.
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
File the ammy, teach the poor origani.
Original Lyrics:
Fire the army, teach the poor orgami.
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
It isn't Larva, it sure ain't fate.
Original Lyrics:
It isn't karma, it sure ain't fate.
"Shine" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it shine before, Amen.
Original Lyrics:
Let it shine before all men.
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not on the outside lookin' for it.
Original Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not on the outside lookin' bored.
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not
On the outside lookin' for it.
Original Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not
On the outside lookin' bored.
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not
On the outside lookin' in.
Original Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not
On the outside lookin' bored.
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not
On the outside lookin' in.
Original Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not
On the outside lookin' bored.
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Make an Eskimo read a book.
Original Lyrics:
Make an Eskimo renounce fur.
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Make an Eskimo
Rent a fur.
Original Lyrics:
Make an Eskimo
Renounce fur.
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Make them wish that they were not
On the outside looking floored.
Original Lyrics:
Make them wish that they were not
On the outside looking bored.
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Make them wish that they were not
On the outside looking forward.
Original Lyrics:
Make them wish that they were not
On the outside looking bored.
"Shine" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Make them wish that they were not
On the outside looking foreign.
Original Lyrics:
Make them wish that they were not
On the outside looking bored.
"Shine" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Nowhere to turn, you just ain't gonna learn
What's my line?
Original Lyrics:
With nowhere to turn, you ain´t gonna learn it
On "What´s My Line?"
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of shape, run onto the plate
Original Lyrics:
Out of the shaker and onto the plate
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of shape
Original Lyrics:
Out of the shaker
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
That would make an Eskimo beat her fur
That would make a vegetarian barbeque a sand trap.
Original Lyrics:
That would make an Eskimo renounce fur
That would make a vegetarian barbeque a hamster.
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
That'd make an Eskimo rent a Spud.
Original Lyrics:
That'd make an Eskimo renounce fur.
"Shine" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
That'd make an eskimo any further.
Original Lyrics:
That'd make an eskimo renounce fur.
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
That'd make an eskimo eat her fur.
Original Lyrics:
That'd make an eskimo renounce fur.
"Shine" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
While the Amish teach the poor origami
Original Lyrics:
Fire the Army, teach the poor origami.
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
While the Army teach the poor origami
Original Lyrics:
Fire the Army, teach the poor orgami.
"Shine" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
With no return
Original Lyrics:
With nowhere to turn
"Shine" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Without a stick
You can not sip.
Original Lyrics:
Dull as dirt
You can't assert.
"Shout To The Lord" by Vineyard Worship
Misheard Lyrics:
My cheeses, all flavors
Original Lyrics:
My Jesus, My Savior
"Shout To The Lord" by Vineyard Worship
Misheard Lyrics:
My comfort, my shelter
Tower of refuge and string
Original Lyrics:
My comfort, my shelter
Tower of refuge and strength.
"Shout To The Lord" by Vineyard Worship
Misheard Lyrics:
My comfort, my shelter
Tower of refuge and string
Original Lyrics:
My comfort, my shelter
Tower of refuge and strength.
"Shout To The Lord" by Vineyard Worship
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing compares to the promise of Hell in you.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing compares to the promise I have in you.
"Shout To The North" by Delirious
Misheard Lyrics:
Shout to the North and the South
Sing to the East and the West
Jesus, You're singing too low
Lord of Heaven and Earth
Original Lyrics:
Shout to the North and the South
Sing to the East and the West
Jesus, You're Savior to all
Lord of Heaven and Earth.
"Show You Love" by Jars Of Clay
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can try to walk an ocean
Walk the cross and then you'll see
This is the cost of being free.
Original Lyrics:
And you can drown in mixed emotions
And walk across an angry sea
This is the cost of being free.
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
All is come, all is bright
Round, young version of mother and child
Original Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon virgin mother and child
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Round, brown virgin, mother and child.
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin mother and child.
"Since I Met You" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Your bug was overtakin' every little kartofee
Original Lyrics:
Your love was overtakin' every little part of me
"Sing to the Lord Psalm 30" by Bob Carlisle, Russ Lee, Clay Crosse, et al.
Misheard Lyrics:
His Xanga lasts but for a moment
Original Lyrics:
His anger lasts but for a moment
"Sing Your Praise to the Lord" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
Save your braids to the Lord
Original Lyrics:
Sing your praise to the Lord
"Sinner's Blues" by Krusade
Misheard Lyrics:
He who is a monkey who has never done a crime.
Original Lyrics:
He who is among you who has never done a crime.
'Sinners Blues' is on Krusade's first album, 'Jesus Is', released in 1997 on Whoville Records, when they were still known as The Krusaders. See http://www.krusade.org/index2.html
"The Slam" by Toby Mac
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna do this like a rapist drunk
Original Lyrics:
We gonna spring you like you ain't been sprung
"Smooth Grandmama" by ApologetiX
Misheard Lyrics:
Granny's kind of jokes make your throat gag.
Original Lyrics:
Granny's artichokes make your throat gag.
"Smooth Grandmama" by ApologetiX
Misheard Lyrics:
You came into her apartment
And there's bloodstains on the salad.
Original Lyrics:
You came into her apartment
And the blessings only started.
"Socially Acceptable" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
'In God We Trust' is on American pawn.
Original Lyrics:
'In God We Trust' is an American pun.
"Socially Acceptable" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
'In God We Trust' is on American porn
Original Lyrics:
'In God We Trust' is an American pun
"Softly and Tenderly" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
See by the portholes
He's waiting and watching.
Original Lyrics:
See by the portals
He's waiting and watching.
"So Glad" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a candle made of sand
or
It was a canter's way of saying
or
It was a canter's way of saying
Original Lyrics:
It was a castle made of sand
"Speak For Me" by Jaci Velasquez
Misheard Lyrics:
That the people will be vexed
Original Lyrics:
That the people will be blessed
"Spinnin' Around" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
God is love like a dove
His rap will be king.
Original Lyrics:
God is love like a dove
His wrath will be keen.
"Spinnin' Around" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
You people who are spinnin' around suck.
Original Lyrics:
You people who are spinnin' around stop.
"Spinnin' Around" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
You're spinnin' like a chump on a merry-go-'round.
Original Lyrics:
You're spinnin' like a top on a merry-go-'round.
"Spirit Thing" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a spirit thing,
it's just a holy nut,
it's like a circus judge in the brain
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spirit thing,
it's just a holy nudge,
it's like a circuit judge in the brain
"Spirit Thing" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a circuit charge to the brain.
Original Lyrics:
It's like a circuit judge in the brain.
"Start To Fly" by Plus One
Misheard Lyrics:
Look past your stars.
Original Lyrics:
Look past your scars.
"Stay" by Jeremy Camp
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your burning soul away.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your burdens all away.
"Still Fly" by The Devil Wears Prada
Misheard Lyrics:
The corgi with the matching interior
Original Lyrics:
G-G-Gucci with a matching Tampon
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"Stop Bitin'" by Grits
Misheard Lyrics:
Snot funny!
Original Lyrics:
Stop bitin'!
"Stop Right There" by Zoegirl
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to walk away
But every time I try, you're in my bed.
Original Lyrics:
And I want to walk away
But every time I try, you're in my face.
"Stop Right There" by Zoegirl
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not your cup of tea.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not your property.
"Stop Right There" by Zoegirl
Misheard Lyrics:
Send men some tissues, Brian.
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly temptations flying
"Stop Right There" by Zoegirl
Misheard Lyrics:
Suddenly sensations flying
I'm not your cup of tea.
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly temptation's flying
I'm not your property.
"Stories (Down to the Bottom)" by Toby Mac
Misheard Lyrics:
And any other soul who has the sell dope scenes.
Original Lyrics:
And any other soul who has to sail those seas.
"Supernatural" by Dc Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
This world's a tortured place to be
so many things to torment me
and as I stumble down this road he takes a toe
Original Lyrics:
This world's a tortured place to be so
many things to torment me
and as I stumble down this road it takes a toll
"Supertones Strike Back" by The Supertones
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip inside a toot and tie
Original Lyrics:
Slip inside a suit and tie
"Sweet Peace" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet peas
The gift of God's love.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Peace
The gift of God's love.
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