Fun Music Information -> Charlotte Church
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Music Quotes:
Mum, have I sung at the Hollywood Bowl? I love America' (whilst performing in Canada) - Charlotte Church Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Gabriel's Message" | "The Angel Gabriel From Heaven Came" is the opening line, and therefore might be a "title" by which the song could be better known. It conatins the only mention of Gabriel in the lyrics, and that mention is in the nominative case, not the possessive case, as is found in the title. And the word "message" is entirely absent from the lyrics. - Ava Murphy |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Charlotte Lurch | Left original fans in lurch to become pop diva. | The Quirkfetch Kid |
| Scarlet Church | A fallen angel, whose sins are as scarlet. | Angie O'Plasty |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "She Mooned Through The Fair" | "She Moved Through The Fair" | Flora Rolf |
| "Lazy Chick" | "Crazy Chick" | Isaac Hunt |
| "Crazy Chick" | "Crazy Frog & Sweety The Chick" | Tarquin |
| "Crazy Frog & Sweety The Chick" | "Crazy Chick" | Tarquin |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Crazy Chic" originally "Crazy Chick"
Clint Westwood
"Lo! How A Rose E'er Booming" originally "Lo! How A Rose E'er Blooming"
And we thought the thorns were the worst part!
Donna Rand Blitzen
"She Moved Through The Fir" originally "She Moved Through The Fair"
Pam Tabor
"She Moved Through The Air" originally "She Moved Through The Fair"
Pam Tabor
"Crazy Hick" originally "Crazy Chick"
Rachel Stedman
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Low! How A Rose E'er Blooming" originally "Lo! How A Rose E'er Blooming"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"O Holy Knight" originally "O Holy Night"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"Mary's Bony Child" originally "Mary's Boy Child"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"She Moved Through The Fairy" originally "She Moved Through The Fair"
Pam Tabor
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Winner Wonderland" originally "Winter Wonderland"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"God Test Ye Merry, Gentlemen" originally "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"Gary's Boy Child" originally "Mary's Boy Child"
That No-one Candy Nye
"Mare's Boy Child" originally "Mary's Boy Child"
That No-one Candy Nye
"Mark's Boy Child" originally "Mary's Boy Child"
That No-one Candy Nye
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "She Moved Through the Fair" | "He Walked Through the Ward" | Richard Comaish |
| "She Moved Through the Fair" | "He Walked Through the Ward" | Richard Comaish |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Crazy Chick | Psychiatrist | ClarinetMad |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| When A Child Is Born Charlotte Church | At Seventeen Janis Ian | When a Child is Born At Seventeen Now that WOULD be an amazing birth. | Stephanie Craddock |
| Carrickfergus Charlotte Church | Only An Ocean Away Sarah Brightman | Carrickfergus Is Only An Ocean Away | Joni Hall |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Lords Of Charlotte Church
Lords Of The New Church combined with Charlotte Church
Now there is a band I'd like to join!
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Good Charlotte Church
Good Charlotte combined with Charlotte Church
Another version of Rocky's idea...
Submitted By: Joe
Charlotte Church Bells
Charlotte Church combined with The Bells
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Misheard Lyrics:
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming"
Misheard Lyrics: To burn that petticoat
Original Lyrics: True man, yet very God
| "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics: Oh, tidings of come fart in joy!
Original Lyrics: Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
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"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics: Long lady whirled in sin and bared her hiney.
Original Lyrics: Long lay the world in sin and error pining..
| "O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics: May God be gotten, not created.
Original Lyrics: Very God, begotten, not created.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Draw Tua Bethlehem / Far Over Bethlehem"
Misheard Lyrics: I canned all my boring fire tonight.
Original Lyrics: Ac yno mae bore'n foliant yn awr.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: The Quirkfetch Kid On first hearing this song on Charlotte Church's "Dream A Dream" CD, I didn't know that part of the lyrics are in Welsh and part are in English. The last verse has two lines in Welsh and then two in English, and this is the second line of that verse. Listening to the song over and over after realizing its linguistic mix, I still thought this Welsh line sounds remarkably like my misheard version, a perfectly grammatical English sentence, albeit a bit of a stretch to assign it a sensible meaning. Ironically, the following line, which actually is in English, was one that I could make out nothing of just from listening, although a lyrics site informs me that that next line is "Far over Bethlehem glad voices call". |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Band Name Anagrams:
Rectal Crotch, Huh Submitted by: Angie O'Plasty
Gee, Charlotte is unlucky anagrammatically.
Hath Crotch Ulcer Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong
Hath Cruel Crotch Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong
Ah, Her Crotch Cult Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"O Yum, All Key Faithful" originally "O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Submitted by: Melanie Bianca Green
Names as a Word Bank:
Huh, a total harlot to loathe. Submitted by: Mona Little
Overstatement, but she DID disappoint early fans.
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Bait-and-switch rise to fame"
At age 13 she first caught the world's attention with a CD entitled "Voice Of An Angel", containing hymns and traditional flokish songs. She seemed like a deeply Christian little girl with an angelic face, and a rising star with an operatic like voice. Her similarly "angelic" image continued through a Christmas CD entitled "Dream A Dream". But soon after that she let down any fans who adored her for that image, expressing a desire to have no more to do with the kind of music that brought her her initial fame, and that she wanted to be a pop diva instead. Her new image became anythng but angelic. By all acounts she reputedly turned skankish, with allegations of heavy boozing, and by all acounts turning her lungs into a toxic waste dump, and who knows what all else.
Submitted by: Patricia McClure
"Taunting Americans for taking 9/11 "too seriously""
At some point in the wake of the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, Charlotte commented to the effect that Americans should "get over it", as if it were "no big deal".
Submitted by: Patricia McClure
