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Song Parodies -> "He Walked Through the Ward"

Original Song Title:

"She Moved Through the Fair"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Charlotte Church

Parody Song Title:

"He Walked Through the Ward"

Parody Written by:

Richard Comaish

The Lyrics

My piscarthyist said to me "Your mother won't mind
And your father won't slight you for your loss of affect"
And he cast his glance on me and this he did say
"It will not be long, Richard, till our next appointment."

And he went away from me and walked through the ward
Suspiciously I watched him move here and move there
And then he went off again, for another long week
Like the swan in the evening moves over the lake...

Last night he came to me, my old doctor came in
So softly he came that his feet made no din
And he cast his glance on me and this he did say
"Oh, it will not be long, Richard, till our next appointment."
[I was sectioned in 1986 and detained for nine months - at an age when most people get married - after months of monthly, 'voluntary'appointments].

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