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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Charlotte Church
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Charlotte Church that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 28 misheard song lyrics for Charlotte Church on amIright currently.
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"Ave Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No beast spake of Tory booze.
or
No beast spake of Tory booths.
or
No beast spake of Tory booths.
Original Lyrics:
Nobis pecatoribus
"Call My Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like the sound of your bell dropping
Original Lyrics:
I like the sound of your belt dropping
"Crazy Chick" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the things you do
You make me come on you.
You make me come on you.
Original Lyrics:
All the things you do
You make me come unglued.
You make me come unglued.
"Crazy Chick" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in professional hell
Original Lyrics:
I need professional help.
"Crazy Chick" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh babe, I hope you got a BHT
Original Lyrics:
Oh babe, I hope you got a Ph.D
"Crazy Chick" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, babe, I hope you got a CHP
Original Lyrics:
Oh, babe, I hope you got a Ph.D
"Crazy Chick" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, babe, I hope you've got a GHD.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, babe, I hope you've got a PHD.
"Draw Tua Bethlehem - Far Over Bethlehem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Draw close, annoy me, my coffee and I.
Original Lyrics:
Draw dros y twyni mae cwmni ar daith.
"Draw Tua Bethlehem / Far Over Bethlehem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I canned all my boring fire tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Ac yno mae bore'n foliant yn awr.
(Well, Charlotte, I hope you kept your exciting fire.)
"Even God Can't Change the Past" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I thought this one would last
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I thought this love would last
"God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
From God, our heavenly Father, a blessed angel came
And, unto surfin' shepherds, brought tidings of the same.
And, unto surfin' shepherds, brought tidings of the same.
Original Lyrics:
From God, our heavenly Father, a blessed angel came
And, unto certain shepherds, brought tidings of the same.
And, unto certain shepherds, brought tidings of the same.
"God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Bethlehem injury
A blessed babe was born
And laid within a manger
Upon that blessed morn
The witch, his mother, Mary
Did nothing take in scorn.
or
In Bethlehem in jury
A blessed babe was born
And laid within a manger
Upon that blessed morn
The witch, his mother, Mary
Did nothing take in scorn.
or
In Bethlehem in jury
Original Lyrics:
In Bethlehem in Jewry
A blessed Babe was born
And laid within a manger
Upon that blessed morn
To which His mother, Mary
Did nothing take in scorn.
A blessed Babe was born
And laid within a manger
Upon that blessed morn
To which His mother, Mary
Did nothing take in scorn.
"God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, tidings of come fart in joy!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
"Just Wave Hello" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your planes be wings
Original Lyrics:
Let your dreams be wings
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming"
Misheard Lyrics:
From sin and death now save us
And s*** on ev'ry road.
And s*** on ev'ry road.
Original Lyrics:
From sin and death, now save us
And share our ev'ry load.
And share our ev'ry load.
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming"
Misheard Lyrics:
To burn that petticoat
Original Lyrics:
True man, yet very God
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming"
Misheard Lyrics:
To mandate billy goat
Original Lyrics:
True man, yet very God
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming"
Misheard Lyrics:
To mend that petticoat
Original Lyrics:
True man, yet very God
"Moodswings (To Come at Me Like That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my tongs for then
Original Lyrics:
Hold my tongue for then
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be God, begotten, not created.
Original Lyrics:
Very God, begotten, not created.
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
May God be gotten, not created.
Original Lyrics:
Very God, begotten, not created.
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long lady whirled in sin and bared her hiney.
Original Lyrics:
Long lay the world in sin and error pining..
"When A Child Is Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
A can of peas sails the Seven Seas
The winds of change tinkle in the trees.
The winds of change tinkle in the trees.
Original Lyrics:
A silent wish sails the Seven Seas
The winds of change whisper in the trees.
The winds of change whisper in the trees.
"When A Child Is Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
For a sparrow's tooth, no one seems forlorn
Peace comes too fast when a child is born.
Peace comes too fast when a child is born.
Original Lyrics:
For a spell or two no one seems forlorn
This comes to pass when a child is born.
This comes to pass when a child is born.
"When a Child Is Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your feet all on solid ground.
Original Lyrics:
You got to feel you're on solid ground.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slaves are green, are you listening?
Original Lyrics:
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
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