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No beast spake of Tory booze.
or
No beast spake of Tory booths.
Nobis pecatoribus
I like the sound of your bell dropping
I like the sound of your belt dropping
All the things you do
You make me come on you.
All the things you do
You make me come unglued.
I'd go autistic
I'd go ballistic
I'd go barista
I'd go ballistic
I'm in professional hell
I need professional help.
Oh babe, I hope you got a BHT
Oh babe, I hope you got a Ph.D
Oh, babe, I hope you got a CHP
Oh, babe, I hope you got a Ph.D
Oh, babe, I hope you've got a GHD.
Oh, babe, I hope you've got a PHD.
On the didgeridoo
All the things you do
"Draw Tua Bethlehem - Far Over Bethlehem"
Draw close, annoy me, my coffee and I.
Draw dros y twyni mae cwmni ar daith.
"Draw Tua Bethlehem / Far Over Bethlehem"
I canned all my boring fire tonight.
Ac yno mae bore'n foliant yn awr.
(Well, Charlotte, I hope you kept your exciting fire.)
"Even God Can't Change the Past" (MP3)
Yes, I thought this one would last
Yes, I thought this love would last
"God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
From God, our heavenly Father, a blessed angel came
And, unto surfin' shepherds, brought tidings of the same.
From God, our heavenly Father, a blessed angel came
And, unto certain shepherds, brought tidings of the same.
"God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
In Bethlehem injury
A blessed babe was born
And laid within a manger
Upon that blessed morn
The witch, his mother, Mary
Did nothing take in scorn.
or
In Bethlehem in jury
In Bethlehem in Jewry
A blessed Babe was born
And laid within a manger
Upon that blessed morn
To which His mother, Mary
Did nothing take in scorn.
"God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
Oh, tidings of come fart in joy!
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
Let your planes be wings
Let your dreams be wings
My way is Clara, too
My way is clear and true
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming"
From sin and death now save us
And s*** on ev'ry road.
From sin and death, now save us
And share our ev'ry load.
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming"
To burn that petticoat
True man, yet very God
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming"
To mandate billy goat
True man, yet very God
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming"
To mend that petticoat
True man, yet very God
"Moodswings (To Come at Me Like That)" (MP3)
Hold my tongs for then
Hold my tongue for then
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Be God, begotten, not created.
Very God, begotten, not created.
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
May God be gotten, not created.
Very God, begotten, not created.
"O Holy Night"
Long lady whirled in sin and bared her hiney.
Long lay the world in sin and error pining..
"When A Child Is Born"
A can of peas sails the Seven Seas
The winds of change tinkle in the trees.
A silent wish sails the Seven Seas
The winds of change whisper in the trees.
"When A Child Is Born"
For a sparrow's tooth, no one seems forlorn
Peace comes too fast when a child is born.
For a spell or two no one seems forlorn
This comes to pass when a child is born.
"When a Child Is Born"
You've got your feet all on solid ground.
You got to feel you're on solid ground.
"Winter Wonderland"
Slaves are green, are you listening?
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?