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There are 16 misheard song lyrics for Charlotte Church on amIright currently.

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"Ave Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
No beast spake of Tory booze.
or
No beast spake of Tory booths.
Original Lyrics:
Nobis pecatoribus
"Crazy Chick"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the things you do
You make me c** on you.
Original Lyrics:
All the things you do
You make me come unglued.
"Crazy Chick"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in professional h***.
Original Lyrics:
I need professional help.
"Crazy Chick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, babe, I hope you've got a GHD.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, babe, I hope you've got a PHD.
"Draw Tua Bethlehem / Far Over Bethlehem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I canned all my boring fire tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Ac yno mae bore'n foliant yn awr.
(Well, Charlotte, I hope you kept your exciting fire.)
"God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
From God, our heavenly Father, a blessed angel came
And, unto surfin' shepherds, brought tidings of the same.
Original Lyrics:
From God, our heavenly Father, a blessed angel came
And, unto certain shepherds, brought tidings of the same.
"God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Bethlehem injury
A blessed babe was born
And laid within a manger
Upon that blessed morn
The witch, his mother, Mary
Did nothing take in scorn.
or
In Bethlehem in jury
Original Lyrics:
In Bethlehem in Jewry
A blessed Babe was born
And laid within a manger
Upon that blessed morn
To which His mother, Mary
Did nothing take in scorn.
"God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, tidings of come fart in joy!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming"
Misheard Lyrics:
From sin and death now save us
And s*** on ev'ry road.
Original Lyrics:
From sin and death, now save us
And share our ev'ry load.
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming"
Misheard Lyrics:
To burn that petticoat
Original Lyrics:
True man, yet very God
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be God, begotten, not created.
Original Lyrics:
Very God, begotten, not created.
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
May God be gotten, not created.
Original Lyrics:
Very God, begotten, not created.
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long lady whirled in sin and bared her hiney.
Original Lyrics:
Long lay the world in sin and error pining..
"When A Child Is Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
A can of peas sails the Seven Seas
The winds of change tinkle in the trees.
Original Lyrics:
A silent wish sails the Seven Seas
The winds of change whisper in the trees.
"When A Child Is Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
For a sparrow's tooth, no one seems forlorn
Peace comes too fast when a child is born.
Original Lyrics:
For a spell or two no one seems forlorn
This comes to pass when a child is born.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slaves are green, are you listening?
Original Lyrics:
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?

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Tissues & Issues album at Amazon.com
Voice of an Angel album at Amazon.com
A Beautiful Mind album at Amazon.com
Crazy Chick Pt.2 album at Amazon.com
Charlotte Church album at Amazon.com
 
 
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