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"A Punch Up At A Wedding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cripple cracked Al Pacino
Original Lyrics:
Hypocrite opportunist
"A Punch Up At A Wedding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nipple-cracked opportunist
Original Lyrics:
Hypocrite opportunist
"A Punch Up At A Wedding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whip boy crack
A Machineist
Don't infect me with your poor raisin
I pull it in my china shop
When I turn round you stay
Frozen to the spot.
A Machineist
Don't infect me with your poor raisin
I pull it in my china shop
When I turn round you stay
Frozen to the spot.
Original Lyrics:
Hypocrite opportunist
Don't infect me with your poison
A bull in a china shop
When I turn round you stay frozen to the spot.
Don't infect me with your poison
A bull in a china shop
When I turn round you stay frozen to the spot.
"Airbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
An interesting buzz
I'm back to say that you love us
I'm back to say that you love us
Original Lyrics:
An interstellar burst
I'm back to save the Universe
I'm back to save the Universe
"Airbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
And into the service
Come back to save the two of us.
Come back to save the two of us.
Original Lyrics:
In an interstellar burst
I'm back to save the universe.
I'm back to save the universe.
"Airbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sky is still unkind
I'm amazed that I survived.
I'm amazed that I survived.
Original Lyrics:
In a fast German car
I'm amazed that I survived.
I'm amazed that I survived.
"Airbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there you were
In a jacknife juggernaut
In a jacknife juggernaut
Original Lyrics:
In the next World War
I'm a jacknifed juggernaut.
I'm a jacknifed juggernaut.
"Airbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we're just going out.
Original Lyrics:
In an interstellar burst
"Airbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you just stand about while I practice yoga.
Original Lyrics:
In an intersteller burst, I am back to save the universe.
"Airbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't interested in work
I'm about to save the Universe.
I'm about to save the Universe.
Original Lyrics:
In an intersteller burst
I am back to save the Universe.
I am back to save the Universe.
"Airbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm back to say the end looks nice.
Original Lyrics:
I'm back to save the universe.
"Airbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm interested in a Bauhaus,
and I am sad to say hey
and I am sad to say hey
Original Lyrics:
In an interstellar burst
I am back to save the universe.
I am back to save the universe.
"Airbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a fast German car I'm amazed that I survived
Whatever's in your eyes.
Whatever's in your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
In a fast German car I'm amazed that I survived
An airbag saved my life.
An airbag saved my life.
"Airbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like an interstellar Noah
I'm back to save the animals.
I'm back to save the animals.
Original Lyrics:
In an intersteller burst
I am back to save the universe.
I am back to save the universe.
"Airbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
My legs were warm
Original Lyrics:
In the next world war
"All I Need"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an atom bomb, trapped in your hard c***.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an animal, trapped in your hot car.
"All I Need"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just an insect tryin' to get out of your eye
Original Lyrics:
I'm just an insect tryin' to get out of the night
"Anyone Can Play Guitar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the world does turn and the sky does burn.
Original Lyrics:
If the world does turn and if London burns.
"Anyone Can Play Guitar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be tomorrow's son.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be Jim Morrison.
"Anyone Can Play Guitar"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the world does turn and if London turns
or
If the world does turn and if London brrr's
or
If the world does turn and if London brrr's
Original Lyrics:
If the world does turn and if London burns
"Anyone Can Play Guitar"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the world does turn and if London brrr's
or
If the world does turn and if London turns
or
If the world does turn and if London turns
Original Lyrics:
If the world does turn and if London burns
"Backdrifts"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm cheating on a break up.
Original Lyrics:
I'm teetering on the brink.
"Black Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I'm your black star
Baby, I'm your falling sky
Baby, I'm your satellite that brings me home
Baby, I'm your falling sky
Baby, I'm your satellite that brings me home
Original Lyrics:
Blame it on the black star
Blame it on the falling sky
Blame it on the satellite that beams me home
Blame it on the falling sky
Blame it on the satellite that beams me home
"Black Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I'm your black star
Baby, I'm your falling sky
Baby, I'm your satellite that brings you home.
Baby, I'm your falling sky
Baby, I'm your satellite that brings you home.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it on the black star
Blame it on the falling sky
Blame it on the satellite that beams me home.
Blame it on the falling sky
Blame it on the satellite that beams me home.
"Blow Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I took was carbon monoxide,
all I took was sugared corn in fields.
all I took was sugared corn in fields.
Original Lyrics:
All wrapped up in cotton wool.
All wrapped up and sugar coated
All wrapped up and sugar coated
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Granted destiny
Original Lyrics:
Ground to dust and ash
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground to a desperate act
Original Lyrics:
Ground to dust and ash
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to fly like a pizza pan
Original Lyrics:
I used to fly like Peter Pan
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to follow Peter Pan.
Original Lyrics:
And I used to fly like Peter Pan.
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are kept to see that India burns.
Original Lyrics:
When you've got to feel it in your bones.
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can't succeed with any of those.
Original Lyrics:
When you've got to feel it in your bones
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
We cut Cecile like idiot bones.
Original Lyrics:
When you've got to feel it in your bones.
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
We get to feel like idiot bones
or
We get to feel like alien bones
or
We get to feel like alien bones
Original Lyrics:
You've got to feel it in your bones
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
We get to wear our alien clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you've got to feel it in your bones.
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got to feed on alien bones.
Original Lyrics:
When you've got to feel it in your bones.
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got to feel it in your bones
or
We've got to feel like any of those
or
We got to feel like any old bums
or
Wake up to feel like any airplane
or
Well you got to feel it, and you're broke
or
When you've got to see that Enya burns...
or
We've got to feel like any of those
or
We got to feel like any old bums
or
Wake up to feel like any airplane
or
Well you got to feel it, and you're broke
or
When you've got to see that Enya burns...
Original Lyrics:
When you've got to feel it in your bones...
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's got to be alien bones.
Original Lyrics:
Well you've got to feel it in your bones.
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you kept the secret in your bones
Original Lyrics:
When you've got to feel it in your bones.
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you've got to eat your vegetables
Original Lyrics:
When you've got to feel it in your bones
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you got to steal the alien bones.
Original Lyrics:
When you've got to feel it in your bones.
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to feel that Indian burn.
Original Lyrics:
When you've got to feel it in your bones.
"Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to see that idiot burn.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to feel that in your bones.
"Bulletproof"
Misheard Lyrics:
Borderline cool
Original Lyrics:
Bulletproof
"Bulletproof"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning pooh
Original Lyrics:
Bulletproof
"Climbing Up The Walls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the key to the lack of your a**.
Original Lyrics:
I am the key to the lock in your house.
"Climbing Up The Walls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the kick in the a**.
Original Lyrics:
I am the pick in the ice.
"Climbing Up The Walls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the pain killer eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I am the pick in the ice.
"Climbing Up The Walls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the smile of a larrikin now.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the smile of a local man.
Shaun adds: "For those that don't know, larrikin is an Australian word meaning a cheeky, irreverant person who has no regard for authority."
"Climbing Up The Walls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull up your skirt,
I'll be there
I'll be there
Original Lyrics:
Open up your skull,
I'll be there
I'll be there
"Climbing Up The Walls"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know we're France 'til we dance.
Original Lyrics:
You know we're friends 'til we die.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a creep, I'm a riddle.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a creep
I'm a winner.
I'm a winner.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo.
I'm a weirdo.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a queen, I'm a widow.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I'm a creep, I'm a willow
Original Lyrics:
'cause I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm a creep
I'm a riddle
What the h*** am I to inhale?
I don't belong here.
I'm a riddle
What the h*** am I to inhale?
I don't belong here.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the h*** am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I'm a weirdo
What the h*** am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I’m a creep
I’m a winner
What the h*** are you turning the page?
I don’t belong here.
I’m a winner
What the h*** are you turning the page?
I don’t belong here.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the h*** am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I'm a weirdo
What the h*** am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese! Yadda yadda ya.
Original Lyrics:
She's running out again.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could look you in the eye?
Original Lyrics:
Couldn't look you in the eye.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give enough.
Original Lyrics:
Don't care if it hurts.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could knock you in the eye
Original Lyrics:
Couldn't look you in the eye
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't curve enough
Original Lyrics:
I don't care if it hurts
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to notice
When I'm not aroused
When I'm not aroused
Original Lyrics:
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
When I'm not around
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to notice
When I'm not aroused
When I'm not aroused
Original Lyrics:
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
When I'm not around
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Crete, I'm a rebel
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a creek
I'm a willow.
I'm a willow.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo.
I'm a weirdo.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a critter
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a rhythm.
or
I'm a creep, I'm a river.
or
I'm a creep, I'm a river.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a riddle.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a winner.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a winner.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a winner.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a window
or
I'm a creep, I'm a widow
or
I'm a creep, I'm a willow
or
I'm a creep, I'm a winner
or
I'm a creep, I'm a winner
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a creep
I'm a little boy
What the h*** am I doin' here?
I'm a little boy
What the h*** am I doin' here?
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the h*** am I doin' here?
I'm a weirdo
What the h*** am I doin' here?
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a creep
I'm a peedo.
I'm a peedo.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo.
I'm a weirdo.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a creep
I'm a willow.
or
I'm a creep
I'm a widow.
I'm a willow.
or
I'm a creep
I'm a widow.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo.
I'm a weirdo.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a freak, I'm a wino.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a freak
I'm a widow.
I'm a widow.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo.
I'm a weirdo.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a tree, I'm a window
or
I'm a creep, I'm a riddle
or
I'm a creep, I'm a riddle
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a widdle o
Original Lyrics:
I'm a weirdo
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a winner.
or
I'm a widow.
or
I'm a widow.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a weirdo.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all kind of enough
I want to have control.
I want to have control.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control.
I want to have control.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon tree
Original Lyrics:
I'm a creep.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were on the phone,
couldn't look you in the eye
couldn't look you in the eye
Original Lyrics:
When you were here before,
couldn't look you in the eye
couldn't look you in the eye
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were on the phone
Coulda' hooked you in the eye.
Coulda' hooked you in the eye.
Original Lyrics:
When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye.
Couldn't look you in the eye.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were only four
Could've knocked you in the eye.
Could've knocked you in the eye.
Original Lyrics:
When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye.
Couldn't look you in the eye.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're in a UFO...
Original Lyrics:
When you were here before...
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're on the floor,
I can't look you in the eye
I can't look you in the eye
Original Lyrics:
When you were here before,
couldn't look you in the eye
couldn't look you in the eye
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're on the floor
Can't look you in the eye.
Can't look you in the eye.
Original Lyrics:
When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye.
Couldn't look you in the eye.
"Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yourself can be special.
Original Lyrics:
You're so f****** special.
"Dollars And Cents"
Misheard Lyrics:
All over the neighbor's grill
All over the Navy
I could see Albert Hill.
All over the Navy
I could see Albert Hill.
Original Lyrics:
All over, baby's crying
All over, baby
I can see out of here.
All over, baby
I can see out of here.
"Dollars and Cents"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the daughters and sons
Original Lyrics:
We are the dollars and cents
"Electioneering"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buying shoes
Original Lyrics:
Riot shields
"Electioneering"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buying shoes
Original Lyrics:
Riot shields
"Electioneering"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buying shoes
Original Lyrics:
Riot shields
"Electioneering"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catapaulting lies, lies lies
Original Lyrics:
Cattleprods and the I. M. F.
"Electioneering"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catapults and lies, lies, lies
Original Lyrics:
Cattle prods and the IMF
"Electioneering"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catapults in the eye! Eye! Eye!
Original Lyrics:
Cattleprods and the I.M.F
"Electioneering"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was stuck, I was stuffed with morphine
...
Caught up in the eye... eye... yeah...
...
Caught up in the eye... eye... yeah...
Original Lyrics:
I will stop, I will stop at nothing
...
Cattle prods and the I.M.F.
...
Cattle prods and the I.M.F.
"Electioneering"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will stop the morphine.
Original Lyrics:
I will stop at nothing.
"Electioneering"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like when the lion revolts.
Original Lyrics:
I trust I can rely on your vote.
"Everything In It's Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I see colors in my head.
Original Lyrics:
There are two colors in my head.
"Everything In It's Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday I walk up sucking a lemon.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon.
"Everything In It's Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up soaking in my room.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon.
"Everything In It's Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up soaking, on the moon.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon.
"Everything In It's Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up sucking John Lennon.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon.
"Everything In It's Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up sulking, early morn.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon.
"Everything In It's Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up sulking, early morn
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
"Everything In It's Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday, I woke up circling the moon.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday, I woke up sucking a lemon.
"Everything In Its Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up sucking on my mind
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
"Everything In Its Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday, I woke up soaking on the moon.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday, I woke up sucking on a lemon.
"Everything In The Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up sucking a llaama
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
"Everything In The Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday, I woke up sucking a little more.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday, I woke up sucking a lemon.
"Eveything In The Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two curlers in my hair.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two colors in my head.
"Eveything In The Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're arctic colours in my head.
Original Lyrics:
There are two colours in my head.
"Eveything In The Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up stuck in a lemon.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up suckin' on a lemon.
"Eveything In The Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up stuck in a limo.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up suckin' on a lemon.
"Eveything In The Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up stuck in a limo.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up suckin' on a lemon.
"Eveything In The Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up suckin' on my mom.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up suckin' on a lemon.
"Eveything In The Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up suckin' on my thumb.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up suckin' on a lemon.
"Eveything In The Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday, I woke up soaking on my lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday, I woke up suckin' on a worm.
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just grumbles and burps
Who just grumbles and burps
Original Lyrics:
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
Who just crumbles and burns
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
A crackpot, a staring man
Original Lyrics:
A cracked polystyrene man
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
And fat jesters around
Original Lyrics:
If I just turn and run
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I could pee, ooh, you want it.
Original Lyrics:
And if I could be who you wanted.
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the C.I.A.
I could blow through the C.I.A.
Original Lyrics:
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling.
I could blow through the ceiling.
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
He used to do surgery
For girls in the A-Team.
For girls in the A-Team.
Original Lyrics:
He used to do surgery
On girls in the eighties.
On girls in the eighties.
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
He used to do surgery
For girls in their eighties.
For girls in their eighties.
Original Lyrics:
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties.
For girls in the eighties.
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her green plastic water in a can
Original Lyrics:
Her green plastic watering can
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
I drink plastic water in cans
Her addiction is rubber bands.
Her addiction is rubber bands.
Original Lyrics:
Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant.
For her fake Chinese rubber plant.
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I could be Julie Walters.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I could be trully wanted.
Julie Walters being an Oscar nominee for 'Educating Rita' in the 80s.
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could be Julie Walters
Original Lyrics:
And if I could be who you wanted
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a town full of Robert Plants
Original Lyrics:
In a town full of rubber plants
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a town full of rebel plants
Just to get rid of sin
Just to get rid of sin
Original Lyrics:
In a town full of rubber plants
Just to get rid of itself.
Just to get rid of itself.
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
She looks like paraffin
She tastes like paraffin
Like fake plastic love
She tastes like paraffin
Like fake plastic love
Original Lyrics:
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's me hat?
Where's me hat?
Where's me hat?
Where's me hat?
Where's me hat?
Where's me hat?
Where's me hat?
Original Lyrics:
It wears me out
It wears me out
It wears me out
It wear me out.
It wears me out
It wears me out
It wear me out.
"Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the rug?
Where's the rug?
Where's the rug?
Original Lyrics:
It wears him out.
It wears him out.
It wears him out.
"Fitter Happier"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ability to laugh at knickers.
Original Lyrics:
The ability to laugh at weakness.
"Go To Sleep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of a mountain party
Original Lyrics:
Over my dead body
"Go to Sleep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gooey and ghostly
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna go to sleep
"High And Dry"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your insights fall to pieces.
Original Lyrics:
All your insides fall to pieces.
"High And Dry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two chimps in a wicker basket
You think that's really clever, don't you boy?
You think that's really clever, don't you boy?
Original Lyrics:
Two jumps in a week
I bet you think that's pretty clever, don't you boy?
I bet you think that's pretty clever, don't you boy?
"High And Dry"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're turning into something juvenile.
Original Lyrics:
You're turning into something you are not.
"High and Dry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull your insects for the pieces.
or
Call your insults for the pieces.
or
Call your insults for the pieces.
Original Lyrics:
All your insides fall to pieces.
"How Do You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's better at Twister.
Original Lyrics:
He's bitter and twisted.
"I Might Be Wrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have yourself a good time
Snuffing it all.
Snuffing it all.
Original Lyrics:
Have ourselves a good time
It's nothing at all.
It's nothing at all.
"I Might Be Wrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up a can of beer.
Original Lyrics:
Open up, begin again.
"I Might Be Wrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up a can of whoop-ass
Original Lyrics:
Open up and let me in
"I Might Be Wrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
The map you're on.
Original Lyrics:
I might be wrong.
"I Might Be Wrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're making me run.
Original Lyrics:
I might be wrong.
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Collision point, collusion point
Original Lyrics:
Who's in bunker, who's in bunker?
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cruise and conquer, cruise and conquer
Original Lyrics:
Who's in bunker, who's in bunker?
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cruise and conquer
or
Who's your uncle?
or
Who's your uncle?
Original Lyrics:
Who's in bunker?
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do fathers kill their children?
Original Lyrics:
The first of the children.
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here all alone
Everything over the top
Everything over the top
Original Lyrics:
Here, I'm alive
Everything all of the time.
Everything all of the time.
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sage coming.
Original Lyrics:
Ice age coming.
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say it's coming.
or
I see it coming.
or
Ice age cloning
or
A sage corner
or
I see it coming.
or
Ice age cloning
or
A sage corner
Original Lyrics:
Ice age coming
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say it's coming.
Original Lyrics:
Ice age coming.
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loosing focus, loosing focus
Original Lyrics:
Who's in the bunker, who's in the bunker?
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Losing focus, losing focus.
Original Lyrics:
Who's in bunker?
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy Parker
Original Lyrics:
Who's in a bunker?
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a morning run.
Original Lyrics:
Take the money, run.
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first of the children
Original Lyrics:
Wom(first)en and children
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not scared among the rest.
Original Lyrics:
We're not scaremongering.
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not scary monsters
or
We're not scared of monsters
or
We're not scared of monsters
Original Lyrics:
We're not scaremongering
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not scared of underwear
Original Lyrics:
We're not scaremongering
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not scared, I'm on your a**.
Original Lyrics:
We're not scaremongering.
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not scared, burn your head.
Original Lyrics:
We're not scare mongering.
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who said 'bonkers'?
Original Lyrics:
Who's in bunker
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh c'est blanche, ooh c'est blanque
or
Who's a plonker, who's a plonker
or
Who's a plonker, who's a plonker
Original Lyrics:
Who's in a bunker, who's in a bunker
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's the donkey, who's the donkey?
Original Lyrics:
Who's in bunker, who's in bunker?
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Losing bunker,
losing bunker
losing bunker
or
Who's your donka,
who's your donka
who's your donka
or
Who's your donka,
who's your donka
who's your donka
Original Lyrics:
Who's in a bunker, who's in a bunker
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my life
Everything I ever tried
or
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
or
You love
Everything all of the time.
Everything I ever tried
or
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
or
You love
Everything all of the time.
Original Lyrics:
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time.
Everything all of the time.
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Everything all of the time
or
You are my life
Everything I ever tried
Everything I ever tried
or
You are my life
Everything I ever tried
Everything I ever tried
Original Lyrics:
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
Everything all of the time
"Idioteque"
Misheard Lyrics:
losing, bonkers, losing, bonkers
Original Lyrics:
Who's in bunker, who's in bunker?
"In Limbo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi, I'm first in the Irish sea
Original Lyrics:
Being the first in the Irish sea
"In Limbo"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're livin' in a fast lane.
Original Lyrics:
You're living in a fantasy world.
"In Limbo"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're living in a fanzine world.
or
You're living in a fancy well.
or
You're living in a fancy well.
Original Lyrics:
You're living in a fantasy world.
"In Limbo"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're living in a fat, obscene world.
or
You're living in a fallacy well.
or
You're living in a fallacy well.
Original Lyrics:
You're living in a fantasy world.
"Just"
Misheard Lyrics:
Change laxatives,
still come reeling through the door
still come reeling through the door
Original Lyrics:
Change the locks three times,
still come reeling through the door
still come reeling through the door
"Just"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changed the locks 3 times
Stick a meal in through the door.
Stick a meal in through the door.
Original Lyrics:
Changed the locks 3 times
Still come reeling through the door.
Still come reeling through the door.
"Just"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changed the locks three times
I stick an eel in through the door.
I stick an eel in through the door.
Original Lyrics:
Changed the locks three times
He still comes reeling through the door.
He still comes reeling through the door.
"Just"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am not the 15th floor
Original Lyrics:
Hanging out the fifteenth floor
"Just"
Misheard Lyrics:
You do it 'til you burst, you do.
Original Lyrics:
You do it to yourself, you do.
"Just"
Misheard Lyrics:
You screw it to your shelf, you do.
Original Lyrics:
You do it to yourself, you do.
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we have crushed her body ache
Original Lyrics:
And we have crashed her party
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arrest this girl
Her hypno hairdo
Is makin' me feel ill.
Her hypno hairdo
Is makin' me feel ill.
Original Lyrics:
Arrest this girl
Her Hitler hairdo
Is makin' me feel ill.
Her Hitler hairdo
Is makin' me feel ill.
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arrest this man his talks enough
Original Lyrics:
Arrest this man his talks in maths
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arrest this man, his talks too much.
Original Lyrics:
Arrest this man, his talks in maths.
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call the police
Original Lyrics:
Karma police
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calm it per-lease
My name is Dan.
My name is Dan.
Original Lyrics:
Karma Police
Arrest ths man.
Arrest ths man.
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
Karma Police,arrest this man, he talks in rhymes
or
Come as you please, address this man, he talks and laughs
or
Come as you please, address this man, he talks and laughs
Original Lyrics:
Karma Police,arrest this man, he talks in maths
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come up, puh-leese
Original Lyrics:
Karma police
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
For a minute there I lost my cell.
Original Lyrics:
For a minute there I lost myself.
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
For a minute there
Our love stands still.
Our love stands still.
Original Lyrics:
For a minute there
I lost myself.
I lost myself.
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go ahead and laugh, I'll ask myself, I'll ask myself
If you follow him in there, I'll ask myself, I'll ask myself
If you follow him in there, I'll ask myself, I'll ask myself
Original Lyrics:
For a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
Phew for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
Phew for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's like a dictionary, oh.
Original Lyrics:
He's like a detuned radio.
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
I rest in smelly, toxin mask
Original Lyrics:
Arrest this man, he talks in maths
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've given her a carrot
Original Lyrics:
I've given all I can, but
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
If for a minute, yeah, I'll ask myself, I'll ask myself
Original Lyrics:
For a minute there I lost myself, I lost myself
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you form anything, I'll off myself
Original Lyrics:
Phew for a minute there, I lost myself
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
Karma Police, arrest this man
He talks in mouths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a dead geranium.
This is what you get when you mess with love.
He talks in mouths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a dead geranium.
This is what you get when you mess with love.
Original Lyrics:
Karma Police, arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio.
This is what you get when you mess with us.
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio.
This is what you get when you mess with us.
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
Karma Police, arresting in manic
Talks in a mess
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a daydream, let it out.
Talks in a mess
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a daydream, let it out.
Original Lyrics:
Karma Police, arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio.
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio.
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
Karma police, arrest this man!
He talks in the night
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a dead geranium.
He talks in the night
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a dead geranium.
Original Lyrics:
Karma police, arrest this man!
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio.
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio.
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
Phonetic girl, I lost myself
Original Lyrics:
And for a minute there, I lost myself
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is what you get when you mess with love
Original Lyrics:
This is what you get when you mess with us
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is what you get when you miss the bus
Original Lyrics:
This is what you get when you mess with us
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have crushed her body.
Original Lyrics:
We have crashed her party.
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have smashed the pottery.
Original Lyrics:
We have crashed her party.
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're still on the pale road.
Original Lyrics:
We're still on the payroll.
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're still on the parallel
Original Lyrics:
We're still on the payroll
"Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
You fall ahead yeah, I'll ask myself, I'll ask myself.
Original Lyrics:
For a minute there I lost myself, I lost myself.
"Kid A"
Misheard Lyrics:
I slipped on a little wardrobe.
Original Lyrics:
I slipped on a little white lie.
"Knives Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
A warm Tudor gnome
Original Lyrics:
I want you to know.
"Knives Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch the mouse
Squash his head
Put him in the park
Squash his head
Put him in the park
Original Lyrics:
Catch the mouse
Squash his head
Put him in the pot
Squash his head
Put him in the pot
"Knives out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toilet down
Shove it in your mouth
Shove it in your mouth
Original Lyrics:
Don't look down
Shove it in your mouth
Shove it in your mouth
"Let Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't get sentimental
Alloys ends up spittle.
Alloys ends up spittle.
Original Lyrics:
Don't get sentimental
It always ends up drivel.
It always ends up drivel.
"Let Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** her, Axel Foley.
Original Lyrics:
Floor collapsing, floating.
"Let Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** your lies and falling.
Original Lyrics:
Floor collapses, falling.
"Let Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's very cool and useless
It's very cool and let down and hanging around.
It's very cool and let down and hanging around.
Original Lyrics:
Hysterical and useless
Hysterical and let down and hanging around.
Hysterical and let down and hanging around.
"Let Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a broken arrow in the ground
Original Lyrics:
Crushed like a bug in the ground
"Let Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peeing into bottles
Original Lyrics:
Clinging onto bottles
"Let Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reptilian alien
Original Lyrics:
Let down and hanging around.
"Let Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it off, Miranda
Original Lyrics:
Taking off and landing
"Let Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know where you are now
F*** her a** and f*** her.
F*** her a** and f*** her.
Original Lyrics:
You know where you are with
Floor collapsing, floating.
Floor collapsing, floating.
"Lift"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell, it won't come easy
The fish are belly up.
The fish are belly up.
Original Lyrics:
A smell of recognition.
A face you barely loved.
A face you barely loved.
"Like Spinning Plates"
Misheard Lyrics:
And this just feels like spit on plates.
or
And kids just feel like spitting on plates.
or
And kids just feel like spitting on planes.
or
And kids just feel like spitting on plates.
or
And kids just feel like spitting on planes.
Original Lyrics:
And this just feels like spinning plates.
"Living In A Glass House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, of course I like to soundcheck.
Original Lyrics:
Well, of course I'd like to sit around and chat.
"Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Seurat
Original Lyrics:
Kill me Sarah
Seurat was an impressionist painter. God knows why anyone would ask someone else to call him that, so it had to be wrong. "Kill me Sarah" is a biblical story. Sarah was a young woman who's grooms-to-be always died before the wedding... "Kill me Sarah. Kill me again... with love."
"Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to stay, just call for me
Original Lyrics:
The head of state has called for me
"Molasses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake Heads Genocide Molasses Jay Parked Caravans Molasses
I'm taboo, youre stale cum rent free earthquakes on molasses
I'm taboo, youre stale cum rent free earthquakes on molasses
Original Lyrics:
Shake Hands Genocide Molasses Jet Powered Caravans Molasses
I'm too good, you're stuck on Rent free earthquake zone, molasses
I'm too good, you're stuck on Rent free earthquake zone, molasses
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boil another camel
Original Lyrics:
Light another candle
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut the keys and hide
Original Lyrics:
Cut the kids in half
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut the kids hair!
Original Lyrics:
Cut the kids in half.
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive another Cadillac, release me.
Original Lyrics:
Light another candle and release me.
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the kids some air.
Original Lyrics:
Cut the kids in half.
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a Neville Chamberlain, release me
Original Lyrics:
Light another candle and release me
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the keys in hand.
or
Got the keys to H***.
or
Got the keys to H***.
Original Lyrics:
Cut the kids in half.
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the keys to her.
Original Lyrics:
Cut the kids in half.
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the kids a bear
Original Lyrics:
Cut the kids in half
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the kids from Hell
Got the kids from Hell.
Got the kids from Hell.
Original Lyrics:
Cut the kids in half
Cut the kids in half.
Cut the kids in half.
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a null encounter.
Original Lyrics:
Light another candle
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a nun in Canada.
Original Lyrics:
Light another candle.
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kunte Kinte's back, Kunte Kinte's back
Original Lyrics:
Cut the kids in half, cut the kids in half
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light another cannon
Release me
Release me
Original Lyrics:
Light another candle
Release me
Release me
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moaning bill
or
Mona and Bill
or
Mona and Bill
Original Lyrics:
Morning bell
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Money thrill
Money thrill not another camera got the keys today
Money thrill not another camera got the keys today
Original Lyrics:
Morning bell
Morning bell light another candle release me
Morning bell light another candle release me
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Morning, Bill.
Original Lyrics:
Morning bell
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not another encounter, release me
or
Not another Camelot, release me
or
Not another Camelot, release me
Original Lyrics:
Light another candle
Release me
Release me
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not another Canada
Release me.
Release me.
Original Lyrics:
Light another candle
Release me.
Release me.
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not another can of lies
Original Lyrics:
Light another candle.
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not another kennel - release me!
Original Lyrics:
Light another candle and release me
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please me, please.
Original Lyrics:
Release me, please.
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running home to Canada
release me
release me
Original Lyrics:
Light another candle
Release me
Release me
"Morning Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can keep the furniture
One pound a head
One pound a head
Original Lyrics:
You can keep the furniture
A bump on the head
A bump on the head
"Motion Picture Soundtrack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap sex and surfing
or
Cheap seats and cell phones
or
Cheap seats and cell phones
Original Lyrics:
Cheap sex and sad films
"Motion Picture Soundtrack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap thrills and sad films
Original Lyrics:
Cheap sex and sad films
"Motion Picture Soundtrack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheapsakes and sandhills
Original Lyrics:
Cheap sex and sad films
"Motion Picture Soundtrack"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think you cleansed me, maybe.
Original Lyrics:
I think you're crazy, maybe.
"Motion Picture Soundtrack"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think you're crazy, baby.
Original Lyrics:
I think you're crazy, maybe.
"Motion Picture Soundtrack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never get rid of balloons.
or
Never get wet on drugs.
or
Never get wet on drugs.
Original Lyrics:
Help me get where I belong.
"Motion Picture Soundtrack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red wine and sleeping pills
Never get past the nuns.
Never get past the nuns.
Original Lyrics:
Red wine and sleeping pills
Help me get back to your arms.
Help me get back to your arms.
"Motion Picture Soundtrack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheep sex and sad films
Original Lyrics:
Cheap sex and sad films
"My Iron Lung"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Belisha bacon
Original Lyrics:
My Belisha beacon
"My Iron Lung"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Uncle Bill, my Mavis Beacon
Original Lyrics:
My Uncle Bill, my Belisha Beacon
Mavis Beacon is a computer game that teaches children how to type without looking at the keyboard.
"My Iron Lung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now heart, no pals.Please don't hesitate.
No heart, no brain check attitude.
No heart, no brain check attitude.
Original Lyrics:
The head shrinkers, they want everything.
My uncle Bill. My Belisha beacon
My uncle Bill. My Belisha beacon
In the UK a Belisha beacon is the orange blinking light on top of a black and white striped pole. That marks a Zebra crossing where traffic must giveway to pedestrians
"My Iron Lung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck, suck it to me, Thom.
Original Lyrics:
Suck, suck your teenage thumb.
Thom is the name of the singer (Thom Yorke).
"My Iron Lung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck, suck your teenage thumb
Toilet training done.
Toilet training done.
Original Lyrics:
Suck, suck your teenage thumb
Toilet trained and dumb.
Toilet trained and dumb.
"Myxomatosis"
Misheard Lyrics:
She screwed me in the butt.
Original Lyrics:
She screwed me in a vice.
"Nice Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I call up my friend but I couldn't reach her.
Original Lyrics:
I call up my friend, The Good Angel.
"Nice Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I call up my friend to go lynching
But she's up with the rent-a-float.
But she's up with the rent-a-float.
Original Lyrics:
I call up my friend the good angel
But she's out with her answerphone.
But she's out with her answerphone.
"Nice Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cut up my friend the good angel
But she's out with a rancid phone.
But she's out with a rancid phone.
Original Lyrics:
I call up my friend the good angel
But she's out with her ansa-phone.
But she's out with her ansa-phone.
That's how Thom Yorke pronounces "answerphone".
"Nice Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice cream
or
My stream
or
My strength
or
My strength
or
My stream
or
My strength
or
My strength
Original Lyrics:
Nice dream
"Nice Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
My stream
or
My strength
or
My strength
Original Lyrics:
Nice dream
"Nice Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
My stream
Original Lyrics:
Nice dream
"Nice Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice string
or
My string
or
My string
Original Lyrics:
Nice dream
"Nice Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
The love me a guy answered, rather.
Original Lyrics:
They love me like I was a brother.
"Nice Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
They loved me like I was their prophet.
Original Lyrics:
They love me like I was a brother.
"No Suprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
An abscess full of blood
Original Lyrics:
A heart that's full up like...
"No Suprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one loves and no suprises
No one loves and no suprises
No one loves a no suprises freak.
No one loves and no suprises
No one loves a no suprises freak.
Original Lyrics:
No alarms and no suprises
No more alarms and no suprises
No more alarms and no suprises please.
No more alarms and no suprises
No more alarms and no suprises please.
"No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
A job that slowly kills you
Bruce says that won't heal.
Bruce says that won't heal.
Original Lyrics:
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal.
Bruises that won't heal.
"No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
A job that slowly kills you
Who says that won't heal?
Who says that won't heal?
Original Lyrics:
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal.
Bruises that won't heal.
"No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me out of here.
Original Lyrics:
Get me out of here.
"No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take a choir lava
Lampshade of government ox hide.
Lampshade of government ox hide.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake some carbon monoxide
A handshake some carbon monoxide
"No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is full of like a lampshade
Original Lyrics:
A heart that's full up like a landfill
"No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
No ally's and no surprises
Original Lyrics:
No alarms and no surprises
"No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one likes a gnome, surprise me.
Original Lyrics:
No alarms and no surprises
"No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one loves to know surprises.
Original Lyrics:
No alarms and no surprises
"No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salad, salad
Original Lyrics:
Silent, silent
"No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a pretty abs and such a guard and
Original Lyrics:
Such a pretty house and such a garden
"No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a pretty ass and
such a pretty god and
such a pretty god and
Original Lyrics:
Such a pretty house and
such a pretty garden
such a pretty garden
"No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a pretty ass
Original Lyrics:
Such a pretty house
"No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a pretty house and such a pretty garden
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
Original Lyrics:
Such a pretty house and such a pretty God and
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
"No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my final fate.
Original Lyrics:
This is my final fit.
"No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
You look so tired after breakdown
Original Lyrics:
You look so tired unhappy: bring down
"Novicain"
Misheard Lyrics:
No record
Original Lyrics:
Novicain
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A big fish in pirhanna's waters.
Original Lyrics:
The big fish eat the little ones.
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big fish equals everyone.
Original Lyrics:
The big fish eat the little ones.
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big fishin' for everyone
Original Lyrics:
The big fish eat the little ones
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinosaurs of India.
Original Lyrics:
Dinosaurs roaming the earth.
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you tried domestic ham?
Have you tried domestic ham?
Domestic ham is good and tough.
Have you tried domestic ham?
Domestic ham is good and tough.
Original Lyrics:
You can try the best you can
You can try the best you can
The best you can is good enough.
You can try the best you can
The best you can is good enough.
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've lost that feeling.
Original Lyrics:
I'm lost at sea.
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
If a child goes to camp
If a child goes to camp
Then Michigan is good enough.
If a child goes to camp
Then Michigan is good enough.
Original Lyrics:
You can try the best you can
You can try the best you can
The best you can is good enough.
You can try the best you can
The best you can is good enough.
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you try to masticate
If you try to masticate
If you try to masticate
Original Lyrics:
You can try the best you can
You can try the best you can
You can try the best you can
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you try to masticate
Original Lyrics:
If you try the best you can
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this messed up millionaire
Flying along on a prison ship.
Flying along on a prison ship.
Original Lyrics:
Nervous messed up marionette
Floating around on a prison ship.
Floating around on a prison ship.
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
The best you can is dirt in the rough.
Original Lyrics:
The best you can is good enough.
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
The best you can is getting it in the rough.
Original Lyrics:
The best you can is good enough.
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one is anarchic
Original Lyrics:
This one went to market
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one winked at my cat.
Original Lyrics:
This one went to market.
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one's obsolescent.
Original Lyrics:
This one's optimistic.
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one's optimistic
This one thinks anarchaic
This one thinks anarchaic
Original Lyrics:
This one's optimistic
This one went to market
This one went to market
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can try to burst your can.
Original Lyrics:
You can try the best you can.
"Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can try to roast a cat
Original Lyrics:
You can try the best you can
"Optomistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying off to Canada
Living down in Panama
Living down in Panama
Original Lyrics:
Fodder for the animals
Living on animal farm
Living on animal farm
"Packt Like Sardines In A Crushd Tin Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there is no plan, we lost the race.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.
"Packt Like Sardines In A Crushd Tin Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get, aw f*** it.
Original Lyrics:
Get off my case.
"Packt Like Sardines In A Crushd Tin Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a reasonable man
Get off my face.
Get off my face.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a reasonable man
Get off my case.
Get off my case.
"Packt Like Sardines In A Crushd Tin Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an invisible man
Get off my coat.
Get off my coat.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a reasonable man
Get off my case.
Get off my case.
"Packt Like Sardines In A Crushd Tin Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm unreasonable, man.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a reasonable man.
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angels, Angels.
Original Lyrics:
Rain Down, Rain Down
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me, hold me, come on bring me home now
Form a great Line, form a great line.
The Final Denoument, The Final Denoument.
Form a great Line, form a great line.
The Final Denoument, The Final Denoument.
Original Lyrics:
Rain down, rain down, come on rain down on me
From a great height, from a great height
The Panic, The Vomit, The Panic The Vomit.
From a great height, from a great height
The Panic, The Vomit, The Panic The Vomit.
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis' children
Original Lyrics:
God loves his children
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farmer great guy
Farmer great guy.
Farmer great guy.
Original Lyrics:
From a great height
From a great height.
From a great height.
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farmer greyhound
Farmer greyhound
Farmer greyhound
Original Lyrics:
From a great height
From a great height
From a great height
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Form a great white, form a great white whale.
Original Lyrics:
From a great height, from a great height.
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Former greyhound, former greyhound
Original Lyrics:
From a great height, from a great height
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
From a grave pyre, from a grave pyre
Original Lyrics:
From a great height, from a great height
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
From all the unborn children, voices in my head.
Original Lyrics:
From all the unborn chicken voices in my head.
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangman, hangman, come on, hang me
From a grapevine, from a grape vine
From a grapevine, from a grape vine
Original Lyrics:
Rain down, rain down, come on rain down on me
From a great height, from a great height
From a great height, from a great height
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey now, hey now, come away now, come away
From the grave height.
From the grave height.
Original Lyrics:
Rain down, rain down, come on rain down on me
From a great height.
From a great height.
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kid comes squealin'
Such a little piggy.
Such a little piggy.
Original Lyrics:
Kicking, squealing
Gucci little piggy.
Gucci little piggy.
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mission makes you look preety ugly
kinky sleezy squishy little piggy
kinky sleezy squishy little piggy
Original Lyrics:
Ambition makes you look preety ugly
Kicking stealing Gucci little piggy
Kicking stealing Gucci little piggy
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please could you stop the northern train
And get some rest.
And get some rest.
Original Lyrics:
Please could you stop the noise
I'm trying to get some rest.
I'm trying to get some rest.
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please could you stop the nosing
I'm trying to get somewhere
I'm trying to get somewhere
Original Lyrics:
Please could you stop the noise
I'm trying to get some rest
I'm trying to get some rest
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rain down, rain down, come on rain down on me
From a grave, hi!
From a grave, hi!
Original Lyrics:
Rain down, rain down, come on rain down on me
From a great height.
From a great height.
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rain-man, rain-man
Original Lyrics:
Rain down, rain down
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
That shirt makes you look pretty ugly
Original Lyrics:
Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
The mission makes you look pretty ugly.
Original Lyrics:
Ambition makes you look pretty ugly.
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
This s*** makes you look pretty ugly.
Original Lyrics:
Ambition makes you look pretty ugly.
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's there?
Original Lyrics:
What's that?
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I am king
You will be thrust against the wall.
You will be thrust against the wall.
Original Lyrics:
When I am king
You will be first against the wall.
You will be first against the wall.
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
White stains
Original Lyrics:
What's this?
"Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is chilling
Your love is killing me.
Your love is killing me.
Original Lyrics:
God loves his children
God loves his children, yeah..
God loves his children, yeah..
"Pearly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy hurts me.
Original Lyrics:
Darlin', use me.
"Phillipa Chicken"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing a song for you
Original Lyrics:
I won't fall for you
"Planet Telex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything else broke up
Everyone else broke up
Why can't you f*** it?
Everyone else broke up
Why can't you f*** it?
Original Lyrics:
Everything is broken
Everyone is broken
Why can't you forget?
Everyone is broken
Why can't you forget?
"Polyethylene (Part 1)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fix your glass eye.
Original Lyrics:
...miss your glow as I...
"Pyramid Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I junked in the mirror and what did I see
Black-eyed angel swam with me.
Black-eyed angel swam with me.
Original Lyrics:
I jumped in the river, what did I see
Black-eyed angels swam with me.
Black-eyed angels swam with me.
"Pyramid Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk into the traville agents, what do I see.
A row of David Hasselhoff CD's looking at me
A row of David Hasselhoff CD's looking at me
Original Lyrics:
I jumped in the river, what did I see.
Black eyed angels swam with me.
Black eyed angels swam with me.
"Reckoner"
Misheard Lyrics:
ehkeyah you kay takah yh dancing for you before please her
Original Lyrics:
Reckoner You can’t take it with yer
Dancing for your pleasure
Dancing for your pleasure
"Sail To The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sucked him off.
Original Lyrics:
I sunk the moon.
"Street Spirit (Fade Out)"
Misheard Lyrics:
This machine will, will not communicate
These thoughts and this train I am under
These thoughts and this train I am under
Original Lyrics:
This machine will, will not communicate
These thoughts and the strain I am under
These thoughts and the strain I am under
"Street Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***in' feel death, persue its beady eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel death, can see its beady eyes.
"Street Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**kin' feel dead, blue hands touching me
Original Lyrics:
I can feel their blue hands touching me
"Street Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
He knows you're so alone.
Original Lyrics:
Immerse your soul in love.
"Street Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
In words, you're so in love.
Original Lyrics:
Immerse your soul in love.
"Street Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Krycheks dead but still has a lust for life.
Original Lyrics:
Cracked eggs, dead birds, scream as they fight for life.
"Street Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rosa's houses all bear a tan on me.
Original Lyrics:
Rows of houses all bearing down on me.
"Street Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roses I get are buried under me.
Original Lyrics:
Rows of houses all bearing down on me.
"Street Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rows of thousands, all bearing down on me.
Original Lyrics:
Rows of houses, all bearing down on me.
"Subterranean Homesick Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired
Original Lyrics:
Uptight. Uptight. Uptight. Uptight
"Subterranean Homesick Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside, Outside, Outside, Outside
Original Lyrics:
Uptight. Uptight. Uptight. Uptight
"Subterranean Homesick Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
That beautiful s***
Original Lyrics:
Their beautiful ship
"Subterranean Homesick Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
The breath of the modem
Original Lyrics:
The breath of the morning
"Sulk"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will alarm the cops though we've all really gone
Original Lyrics:
When the loving comes and we've already gone
"Sulk"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love, here comes the weaver with a gun.
Original Lyrics:
When the loving comes, and we've all ready gone
"Sulk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes you suck
Sometimes you blow
Sometimes you blow
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes you sulk
Sometimes you burn
Sometimes you burn
"Sulk"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the Lord becomes a weevil-hairy girls.
Original Lyrics:
When the loving comes and we've all ready gone.
"The Bends"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby's got Depends.
Original Lyrics:
My baby's got the bends.
'The bends' is a painful experience divers get when they come up too quickly, because of water pressure vs air pressure. Depends is an adult diaper brand.
"The Bends"
Misheard Lyrics:
The planet is a gumball in a sea of fear.
Original Lyrics:
The planet is a gunboat is a sea of fear.
"The Bends"
Misheard Lyrics:
The planet is all gummed up
In a seething fear
And where are you?
My buddy in the cia
The Turks and the holy marines
To blow you away, to blow you sky high.
In a seething fear
And where are you?
My buddy in the cia
The Turks and the holy marines
To blow you away, to blow you sky high.
Original Lyrics:
The planet is a gunboat
In a sea of fear
And where are you?
They brought in the cia
The tanks and the whole marines
To blow me away, to blow me sky high.
In a sea of fear
And where are you?
They brought in the cia
The tanks and the whole marines
To blow me away, to blow me sky high.
"The Bends"
Misheard Lyrics:
The planet's gone low in a sick sphere.
Original Lyrics:
The planet is a gunboat is a sea of fear.
"The Bends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way to wake up a familiar.
Original Lyrics:
Where do we go from here?
"The Bends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where do we go from here.
The plan isn't good enough,
I can't see your face and where are you
The plan isn't good enough,
I can't see your face and where are you
Original Lyrics:
Where do we go from here.
The planet is a gunboat
in a sea of fear and where are you
The planet is a gunboat
in a sea of fear and where are you
"The Gloaming"
Misheard Lyrics:
They should be Reagan.
Original Lyrics:
They should be ringing.
"The Tourist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I get a vagina
That's when you see spirals.
That's when you see spirals.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I get overcharged
That's when you see sparks.
That's when you see sparks.
"There There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been p***ed off, I go walking in the escape
Broken bread shame trip me as I sleep.
Broken bread shame trip me as I sleep.
Original Lyrics:
In pitch dark, I go walking in your landscape
Broken branches trip me as I speak.
Broken branches trip me as I speak.
"There There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fell down
Original Lyrics:
There, there
"There There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me shallow water.
Original Lyrics:
There's someone on your shoulder.
"There There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swimming on the Shounen-Ai.
Original Lyrics:
There's someone on your shoulder.
"There There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thin air
Original Lyrics:
There, there
"There There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why so greedy? I'm lonely.
Original Lyrics:
Why so green and lonely?
"There, There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven sent you, Timmy.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven sent you to me.
"There, There"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're insensitive to me.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven sent you to me.
"Thinking About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been thinking about you.
Your eggcups are here.
Your eggcups are here.
Original Lyrics:
Been thinking about you.
Your records are here.
Your records are here.
"Thinking About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been thinking about you.
Your record's a hit.
Your record's a hit.
Original Lyrics:
Been thinking about you.
Your records are here.
Your records are here.
"Thinking About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been thinking about you
Your eggcups are here.
or
Been thinking about you
Your haircuts are here.
Your eggcups are here.
or
Been thinking about you
Your haircuts are here.
Original Lyrics:
Been thinking about you
Your records are here.
Your records are here.
"True Love Waits"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd drown my beliefs
To have your babies.
To have your babies.
Original Lyrics:
I'd drown my beliefs
To have you be in peace.
To have you be in peace.
"True Love Waits"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd drown my beliefs
To have your babies
To have your babies
Original Lyrics:
I'd drown my beliefs
To have you be in peace
To have you be in peace
"True Love Waits"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll dress up your ants.
Original Lyrics:
I'll dress like your niece.
"True Love Waits"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll drown in marmalade
To have your babies
I'll dress like your nose
To wash your swollen peas.
To have your babies
I'll dress like your nose
To wash your swollen peas.
Original Lyrics:
I'll drown my beliefs
To have you be at peace
I'll dress like your niece
To wash your swollen feet.
To have you be at peace
I'll dress like your niece
To wash your swollen feet.
"True Love Waits"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lonely, lonely.
Original Lyrics:
Just don't leave, don't leave.
"True Love Waits"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your crazy kid-on smile.
Original Lyrics:
Your crazy kitten smile.
'Kid-on' is a Scottish (particularly Glaswegian) term which means 'pretend'.
"True Love Waits"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your tiny hounds
Your crazy kid don't smile.
Your crazy kid don't smile.
Original Lyrics:
Your tiny hands
Your crazy kitten smile.
Your crazy kitten smile.
"True Love Waits"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your tiny house
You're crazy kid and smart.
You're crazy kid and smart.
Original Lyrics:
Your tiny hands
Your crazy kitten smile.
Your crazy kitten smile.
"Vegetable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a carnival
I will not control myself.
I will not control myself.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a veg'table
I will not control myself.
I will not control myself.
"Where I End And You Begin"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a Gap in the street
There's a Gap where we meet.
There's a Gap where we meet.
Original Lyrics:
There's a gap in between
There's a gap where we meet.
There's a gap where we meet.
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
A walk-on part in a war
For a Negro in a cage.
For a Negro in a cage.
Original Lyrics:
A walk-on part in a war
For a lead role in a cage.
For a lead role in a cage.
Either Thom wanted to make his own version of the song using his own editing, or he made a very embarrassing mistake!
"Wolf at the Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday papers sitting
All the chain-stores
Could I stones' throw them on the radio?
So I should give it to concrete
Pod-race from jobs you don't need.
All the chain-stores
Could I stones' throw them on the radio?
So I should give it to concrete
Pod-race from jobs you don't need.
Original Lyrics:
Sunday papers
City-boys in first class
Don't know they're born, they know
Someone else is gonna come and clean it up
Born and raised for the job
Someone always does.
City-boys in first class
Don't know they're born, they know
Someone else is gonna come and clean it up
Born and raised for the job
Someone always does.
"You And Whose Army?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you're sorry.
Original Lyrics:
You and whose army?
"You and Whose Army?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Queer eye, straight guy.
Original Lyrics:
We ride, tonight.
"You and Whose Army?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ought to know, I'm so sad
or
We rise tonight, lost ourselves.
or
We rise tonight, lost ourselves.
Original Lyrics:
We ride tonight, ghost horses.
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