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Better that you know me
The letter that you wrote me
I will sing this spitzkrieg song.
I will sing this victory song.
I remember hearing Spitzkrieg somewhere (besides my misheard lyric), I just can't think from where by now. any help, editor? [Ed.s note: Try this URL: http://cyberreviews.skwc.com/cr_archive_1_cr_acf.html]
When you hear this country song
When you hear this victory song
"Best Of My Love"
Been wastin' my time on slow talkin' wine
Been wastin' my time
On cheap talk and wine.
"Best Of My Love"
Been wastin' my time
On shoe talk and wine.
Been wastin' my time
On cheap talk and wine.
"Best Of My Love"
That same old crab was Michael Cold Dog's crowd
That same old crowd was like a cold dark cloud
"Best Of My Love"
That same old crap was like a cold dark cloud.
That same old crowd was like a cold dark cloud.
"Best Of My Love"
That same old crap was like a cold dark cloud.
That same old crowd was like a cold dark cloud.
"Best Of My Love"
That same old crap was like an old dog bone.
That same old crowd was like a cold dark cloud.
"Best Of My Love"
Wastin' our time on cheap talkin' wine
Been wastin' my time
On cheap talk and wine.
"Best of My Love"
Wastin' our time on cheap token wine
Wastin' our time on cheap talk and wine
And you're losin' all your eyes and nose.
And you're losin' all your highs and lows.
Climb down from your panchicks, ohhhhh your great
Come down from your fences, open the gate
Come down from your fences, oh renegade.
Come down from your fences, open the gate.
Come down from your fences
Oh, renegade.
Come down from your fences
Open the gate.
Don't you call the queen of davenport.
She'll meet you if she's able.
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy.
She'll beat you if she's able.
Now it seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your day bed
Now it seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your table
Oh___, you're an aardvark.
I know that you've got your reasons.
Oh___, you're a hard one.
I know that you've got your reasons.
Ohh you're an aardvark.
I know that you've got your reasons.
Ohh you're a hard one.
I know that you've got your reasons.
You got a hard one
You're a hard one
You've been outright inventious.
You've been out riding fences.
You've been outright offensive.
You've been out riding fences.
"Doolin-Dalton/Desperado (Reprise)"
Stole your dreams and paid you with three grand
Stole your dreams and paid you with regret
"Doolin-Dalton"
He was working cheap, just by the dime.
He was working cheap, just biding time.
"Doolin-Dalton"
He was working cheap, just by the town
He was working cheap, just biding time
"Doolin-Dalton"
Then he left
And said, 'I'm goin''
Then he laughed
And said, 'I'm goin''
"Get Over It"
You wave it like a f**.
You wave it like a flag.
"Heartache Tonight"
Break my bottle
Break my heart
At the very end of the song, they are the last 3 words said in the song. They don't sound like "break my heart" at all.
"Heartache Tonight"
Break the phone
or
Big ol' fart
Break my heart
"Heartache Tonight"
It's gonna be a hard length of night
A hard length of night, I know.
There's gonna be a heartache tonight
A heartache tonight, I know.
"Heartache Tonight"
It's gonna be a hard on tonight.
There's gonna be a heartache tonight.
"Heartache Tonight"
It's gonna be a party tonight
A party tonight, I know.
There's gonna be a heartache tonight
A heartache tonight, I know.
"Heartache Tonight"
It's gonna be horny tonight
There's gonna be a heartache tonight
"Heartache Tonight"
There's going to be a hard-on tonight.
There's going to be a heartache tonight.
"Heartache Tonight"
There's gonna be a headache tonight.
There's gonna be a heartache tonight.
"Heartache Tonight"
There's gonna be a party tonight
A party tonight, I know
There's gonna be a heartache tonight
A heartache tonight, I know
"Heartache Tonight"
There's gonna be a party tonight.
There's gonna be a heartache tonight.
"Heartache Tonight"
There's gonna be hard egg tonight.
There's gonna be a heartache tonight.
"Heartache Tonight"
There's gonna be haunting tonight.
There's gonna be a heartache tonight.
"Heartache Tonight"
We can feel around the Porsches
We can get down to a phone.
We can beat around the bushes
We can get down to bone.
"Heartache Tonight"
We can leave it in a bush
And we can get back to the farm.
We can beat around the bushes
We can get down to the bone.
"Heartache Tonight"
We can leave it to the waiter
We can get down on the farm.
We can beat around the bushes
We can get down to bone.
"Heartache Tonight"
We can meet around the bushes
We can get down to the phone.
We can beat around the bushes
We can get down to the bone.
"Hole In The World"
There's a home in the world tonight.
There's a hole in the world tonight.
"Hole in the World"
There's a clown that is feeling sorrow
There's a cloud of fear of sorrow
"Hotel California"
'Relax' said the bite man 'we are programmed to deceive'
'Relax', said the nightman. 'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
'Relax', said the knight man.
'We are programmed to incede.'
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
'Relax', said the knight man.
'We are programmed to deceive.'
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.
Both versions actually make sense. The misheard lyric is what I heard for years listening to this song.
"Hotel California"
'Relax', said the knight.
'Man, we are programmed to receive.'
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
'Relax', said the madman.
'We are programmed to believe.'
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
'Relax', said the nice man.
'Relax', said the night man.
"Hotel California"
'Relax', said the night man.
'We are open to receive.'
'Relax', said the night man.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
'Relax', said the night man.
'We are open to the sea.'
'Relax', said the night man.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
'Relax', said the nightman. 'We are programmed to recede.'
'Relax', said the nightman. 'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
'Relax', said the nightman.
And get down to your seats.'
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to the sea.'
'Relax' said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are, go back to your seat.'
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
'Relax', said the nightmare.
'Relax', said the nightman.
"Hotel California"
Amanda's definitely twisted.
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
And I was thinking to myself
'This could be happening, this could be ehhh'.
And I was thinking to myself
’This could be Heaven or this could be Hell’.
"Hotel California"
And in the basterd's chambers, they gathered for the feast.
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast.
"Hotel California"
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for McFeast.
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast.
Who remembers THAT hamburger?
"Hotel California"
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
The stabbed it with their silly knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
"Hotel California"
And my sack grew dim
And my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
And my sack rode in
And my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
And she said, 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own demise'
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
They stab it when their steeling knives,
but they just can't kill the beast
And she said, 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
but they just can't kill the beast
"Hotel California"
And steel those noses were calling from far away.
And still those voices are calling from far away.
"Hotel California"
And still those horses are calling from far away
And still those voices are calling from far away
"Hotel California"
And still those noises are calling from far away.
And still those voices are calling from far away.
"Hotel California"
And still those whatchamacallits from far away.
And still those voices are calling from far away.
"Hotel California"
Any time of year, you can find a queer.
Any time of year, you can find it here.
"Hotel California"
Any time you're here, you can buy me beer.
Any time of year, you can find it here.
"Hotel California"
Relax, said the night man we are programmed to deceive
or
At night said the night man, we go down to the sea
or
At night said the night man, we go down to the sea
Relax, said the night man, we are programmed to receive
"Hotel California"
But they just can't kill the feet.
But they just can't kill the beast.
"Hotel California"
Commander Tiffany twisted.
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted.
"Hotel California"
Dead fish in the doorway.
There she stood in the doorway.
"Hotel California"
Depiction paint on ice
The pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Description: pain on ice
The pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Don't go to the Hotel California.
Welcome to the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
Don't go to the Hotel California
Welcome to the Hotel California
"Hotel California"
Four paraplegics rising up through the air
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Good night said the madman,
We are programmed to receive
Relax said the nightman,
We are programmed to receive
"Hotel California"
Goodbye Miss Tiffany Twisted
She's got a Mercedes Benz
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls fins.
Her mind's Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
He lives on the ceiling.
Mirrors on the ceiling
"Hotel California"
Her man is deep and he twistin'.
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Her man is definitely twisted.
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes Benz
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
She call Bens.
Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
She calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Her mind is bent and twisted
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Her mind is definitely twisted,
She got the Mercedes Benz.
She got a lot of pretty pretty boys that she calls men.
Her mind is Tiffany twisted,
She got the Mercedes Benz.
She got a lot of pretty pretty boys that she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Her mind is definitely twisted.
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Her mind is definitely twisted
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Her mind is definitely twisted
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Her mind is differently twisted.
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Her mind was stiff and he twisted
She's got a Mercedes Benz
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls fins.
Her mind's Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Her mind's definitely twisted, she's got a Mercedes Benz.
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls fins.
Her mind's Tiffany twisted, she's got the Mercedes bends.
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Her mind's definitely twisted, she's got the Mercedes Benz
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls men.
Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
She calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Her name was Tiffany Twisted.
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
I had too heavy at my cycle gym
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
I heard some horses in the corridor
I heard some voices at the corridor
"Hotel California"
I once met a policeman
rising up through the air
The warm smell of colitas,
rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
I said the Pledge of Allegiance rising up through the air.
The warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
I saw a police man
Rising up in the air.
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
I saw she moon light
I saw a shimmering light
"Hotel California"
I was thinking to myself this could be Harvard or this could be Yale
I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell
"Hotel California"
In the dark, there's a highway.
On a dark desert highway...
"Hotel California"
Like a dog on the highway,
cool wind in his hair
On a dark desert highway,
cool wind in my hair
"Hotel California"
Living it up at the Hoe Down California, or
Plenty of room at the Hoe Down Califorina
Living it up at the Hotel Califorina, or
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
"Hotel California"
Many a room at the Hotel California.
Plenty of room at the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
Miros are deceiving
Mirror's on the ceiling
"Hotel California"
Mirrors on the ceiling
She pictured me on ice
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pictures of Jim Rice
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
Jim Rice was a pro baseball star for the Boston Red Sox, and he was already in the big leagues at the time this song was made.
"Hotel California"
Mirrors on the ceiling depict champagne on ice
Mirrors on the ceiling the pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Murals are the stealin',
paint champagne on ice
Mirrors on the ceiling.
Pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
My hat grew heavy,and my side grew dim
My head grew heavy,and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
My head grew hairy and my sight grew dim
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
My head grew hairy and my sight grew dim
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
My head grew heavy and my sack rolled in
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
My head grew heavy and my side grew down
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for tonight.
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night.
"Hotel California"
My head grew heavy in my Cyclojam
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
My head grew heavy so I cycled in.
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim.
"Hotel California"
My heart was heavy and my socks were dim
My head grew heavy and my sights grew dim
"Hotel California"
My leg's stiff and it's twisted
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
On a dark desert highway
coll winding my head
once swell of Galitas rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
I head through heavy and a sacro dim
I had to stop for the night
On a dark desert highway
cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of calitas rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
"Hotel California"
On a dark desert highway,
Cool Whip in my hair...
On a dark desert highway,
cool wind in my hair...
"Hotel California"
On a dark desert highway, coolwhip in my hair
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
"Hotel California"
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
One spell of caleet dust
Rising up through the air.
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my air
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell eucalyptus
Rising up through the air.
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
On a dark desert highway
Cool winded my hair
One smell of coritas
Rising up in the air
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up in the air
"Hotel California"
On a dark dessert highway
Cool Whip in my hair.
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair.
"Hotel California"
On a dark dessert highway
Cool Whip in my head
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
"Hotel California"
On a dark, there's a highway.
On a dark desert highway...
"Hotel California"
On a dock, there's a highway.
On a dark desert highway.
"Hotel California"
On the dark, there's a highway, cool wind in my head
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
"Hotel California"
On the dock, there's a highway.
On a dark desert highway
"Hotel California"
Once fell a Palicus.
The warm smell of colitas
Palicus is a genus of stilt crabs in the family Palicidae.
"Hotel California"
Once smelled like the lead gas
Rising up thru the air.
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Once smelled some police gas
Rising up through the air.
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
One paraplegic, rising up through the air.
The warm smell of colitas, rising up in the air.
"Hotel California"
One smell I could eat dust
Warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
One smell of colite dust rising up to my hair.
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
One smell of collie dust
A warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
One smell of the leaked gas,
rising up through the air
Warm smell of colitas,
rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
One smells the politesse
Rising up through the air.
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
One spell that could eat dust
Rising up through the air.
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
One swell eucalyptus,
rising up through the air
The warm smell of colitas,
rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Owned a dog, there's a highway
Coke whining my ear
What a smell of chlorine gas
Rising up through the air.
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Picture paint on ice
Pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Please Bring me my wife
We haven't had THAT spirit here since 1969
Please bring me my wine
He said "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969"
"Hotel California"
Please bring me my wive
We haven't your mother here since 1469.
Please bring me my wine
Haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
"Hotel California"
Radio room at the Hotel California
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
"Hotel California"
Ready a room at the Hotel California.
There's plenty of room at the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
Relax and the knightmen
We are programmed to deceive.
'Relax', said the night man
We are programmed to receive.
"Hotel California"
Relax said the madman,
As he sunk down to his seat
Relax said the nightman,
we are programmed to receive
"Hotel California"
Relax said the nightman
we are programmed to disease
Relax said the nightman
we are programmed to receive
"Hotel California"
Relax said the nightman,
we are programmed to steal
Relax said the nightman,
we are programmed to receive
"Hotel California"
Relax, said the mad man.
'Relax', said the night man.
"Hotel California"
Relax, said the mad man.
Relax, said the night man.
"Hotel California"
Relax, said the nightman
We are open to receive
'Relax', said the nightman
We are programmed to receive
This is what the game song burst lists as the correct lyric.
"Hotel California"
Renting a room at the Hotel California.
Plenty of room at the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
Saw a sugary light
Saw a shimmering light
"Hotel California"
She drank champagne on ice.
Pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
She got the Mercede Benz
She got the Mercedes bends
Henley was infuriated by a letter he once received from a person who misunderstood the lyrics and complained that he had spelled "Benz" wrong in the line "her mind is Tiffany twisted, she got the Mercedes bends."
"Hotel California"
She got the first 80 cents
She had the Mercedes bends
"Hotel California"
She had the worst eighties band
She had the Mercedes bends
"Hotel California"
She is definitely twisted
Her mind is Tiffany twisted
"Hotel California"
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls men.
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls Ben.
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls Vince.
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls men.
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
She calls friends.
"Hotel California"
She's got a lot of pretty pretty boys, that she calls mens
or
She's got alot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls Sven
or
She's got alot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls Sven
She's got a lot of pretty pretty boys, that she calls friends
"Hotel California"
So I called to the captain
Please bring me my wife.
So I called to the captain
Please bring me my wine.
"Hotel California"
So I called to the captain
Please bring me my wife
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'.
So I called to the captain
Please bring me my wine
And he said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'.
"Hotel California"
So I called up the captain
’Please bring me my wand’.
So I called up the captain
’Please bring me my wine’.
"Hotel California"
So I come to the Hilton
Please bring me my wife.
So I called to the Captain
Please bring me my wine.
"Hotel California"
Some days to remember
Some days to forget
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
"Hotel California"
Stab it while they are still in ice
Stab it with their steely knives
"Hotel California"
Stab it with their stealing knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
"Hotel California"
Stab them while they are still in ice.
Stab it with their steely knives.
"Hotel California"
Such a lovely case
Such a lovely face
"Hotel California"
Sundance to remember
Sundance to forget
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
"Hotel California"
Sweeze on my sweat
Sweet summer sweat
"Hotel California"
The Countess Tiffany Twisted
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
The maid is Tiffany twisted
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
The man is different, he twisted.
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
The pig's champagne on ice
The pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
The rest of the night then
We are programmed to the sea.
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
The smell of burritos
Warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
The smell of cleat dust rising up from the air
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
The smell of cleat dust rising up through the air
The warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
The warm smell of Goleta rising up through the air
The warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
The warm smell of Goleta
Rising up through the air.
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
The warm smell of Kleenex
Rising up through the air.
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up in the air.
"Hotel California"
The warm smell of burritos rising up through the air.
Warm smell of colitas risng up through the air
"Hotel California"
The warm smell of cleat dust
Rising up through the air.
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
The warm smell of cold leaked gas
Rising up through the air.
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
The warm smell of colitis rising up through the air.
The warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
The warm smell of cunnilingus, rising up through the air.
The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
The warm smell of her clitoris rising up through the air
The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
The warm smell of policeman
Rising up through the air.
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
The woman is definitely twisted
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
The won't smell like a leaf does
or
The warm smell of burrittos, rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of colegence, rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of coitis, rising up through the air
or
One Spanish policeman
Rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of bolitas
or
The warm smell of colitis, rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of eucalyptus
The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
The warm smell of colitis, rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of bolitas
or
One spanish policeman
Rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of coitis (sex), rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of colegence, rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of burrittos, rising up through the air
or
The won't smell like a leaf does
or
The won't smell like a leaf does
The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Colitis is pot in Mexio
"Hotel California"
Then she lit up a Camel
Then she lit up a candle
"Hotel California"
Then she lit up a Ken doll
Then she lit up a candle
"Hotel California"
Then she looked up Nintendo.
Then she lit up a candle.
Editor's note: This song predates Nintendo, but it's possible that a person hearing this song from the first time might have heard it when it was already old, and not realized that this song came out long before nintendo was even invented.
"Hotel California"
Then she looked up a Kindle
Then she lit up a candle
As in the Amazon Kindle, an E-book reader.
"Hotel California"
Then she looked up at Kendall
Then she lit up a candle
"Hotel California"
Then she looked up at ten doors
Then she lit up a candle
"Hotel California"
There she stood in the doorway
With conditioned hair.
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell.
"Hotel California"
There's many a room at the Hotel California.
There's plenty of room at the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
They drink champagne on ice.
Pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
They stab it with their Steely Dan
But they just can't kill the beast.
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
This was rumored to be the original lyric, inspired by a rivalry between The Eagles and Steely Dan.
"Hotel California"
They stab it with their silly knives
But they just can't kill the beef.
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
"Hotel California"
They stab it with their stealing eyes.
They stab it with their steely knives.
"Hotel California"
They stab it with their stealing knives
But they just can't kill the thief
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
"Hotel California"
They stab it with their steel and knives.
Stab it with their steely knives.
"Hotel California"
They stab it with their steely eyes, but they just can't kill the beast
They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast
"Hotel California"
Up ahead in the distance,
an ocean of light
Up ahead in the distance,
I saw a shimmering light
"Hotel California"
Up ahead in the distance
An ocean of light joints
or
I like pints and joints.
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light.
"Hotel California"
Up ahead, in the distance,
I saw a shivering white.
Up ahead, in the distance,
I saw a shimmering light.
"Hotel California"
Wake up to thee Oat-Man, can't afford ya.
Welcome to the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
Warm scent of some fleas dust
Rising up through the air.
Warm smell of colitas
Risng up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Warm smell eucalyptus rising up through the air
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Warm smell eucalyptus, risin' up through the air.
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of 'aucalyptus
Rising through the air.
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of Cletus
Rising up through the air.
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of Collie dust,
rising up through the air
or
Warm smell of Coleet Dust,
rising up through the air
or
Warm smell of Coleet Dust,
rising up through the air
Warm smell of colitas,
rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of bleak dust
Rising up through the air.
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of burritos
Rising up in the air.
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of burritos
Rising up through the air.
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of cactos drivinh through the air
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of colitis
Warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of elite gas
Warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of eucalyptus
Risin' up through the air.
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of fajitas
The warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of pleat dust
Rising in the air.
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of police dust
Rising up in the air.
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up in the air.
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of police gas,
rising up through th' hair
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
I always interpreted 'Police gas' as a farting policeman.
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of police gas
Rising up through the air.
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of police men rising up through the air
Warm smell of colitas risng up through the air
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of politas
Warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
Warm smell of the wheat grass
Warm smell of colitas risng up through the air
"Hotel California"
Warren smell of Colitas rising up through the air.
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Wars smell of collegiates.
The warm smell of colitas.
"Hotel California"
Was there to police us
Warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
We are all just prisoners here got my Balls in a vice
We are all just prisoners here of our own device
"Hotel California"
We are all just visitors here
Of our own device
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device.
"Hotel California"
We are programmed to recede.
We are programmed to receive.
"Hotel California"
We are programmed to the sea
We are programmed to receive
"Hotel California"
We around just business here
Offer room device.
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device.
"Hotel California"
We haven't had Pabst Beer here since 1969.
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
"Hotel California"
We haven't had expired here since 1969.
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
"Hotel California"
We haven't had that spilled in here since 1969.
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
"Hotel California"
We threw up in the middle of the night,
just to hear them say
Wake you up in the middle of the night,
just to hear them say
"Hotel California"
We threw-up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
"Hotel California"
We're renting a room at the Hotel California
There's plenty of room at the Hotel California
"Hotel California"
Welcome to the Hotel Can't afford ya.
Welcome to the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
Welcome to the home town California.
Welcome to the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
What a nice suprise when you're out of ice
What a nice suprise bring your alibis
"Hotel California"
What a nice surprise with your alibis
or
What a nice surprise when you're out of lies
or
What a nice surprise when you're out of lies
What a nice surprise. Bring your alibis
"Hotel California"
What a nice surprise, when you're out of ice.
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis.
"Hotel California"
What a nice surprise, when you're out of rice.
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis.
"Hotel California"
What the hell is colitas?
The warm smell of colitas...
"Hotel California"
With terminal head lice
Of our own device
"Hotel California"
You can check out any time you want
But you can never pee.
You can check out any time you want
But you can never leave.
"Hotel California"
cool whip in my hair
cool wind in my hair
"I Can't Tell You Why"
I can't sell you fries
or
I can't tell you rhymes
I can't tell you why
"I Can't Tell You Why"
I can't tell you what.
I can't tell you why.
"I Can't Tell You Why"
Look at us baby, hump all night.
Look at us baby, up all night.
"I Can't Tell You Why"
People are changing, all through the night.
Look at us baby, up all night.
"I Can't Tell You Why"
Won't be the same two people who live
Through years in the dark.
Aren't we the same two people who live
Through years in the dark?
"King Of Hollywood"
Just another six-star smokey
Just another silk scarf monkey
"King of Hollywood"
Just another sex-starved monkey
Just another silk scarf monkey
"Life In The Fast Lane"
And they were fightin' in the bathroom
And it is life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Back in the back plane
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Bride in a fast train
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Drive in the fast lane.
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Fightin' in the Vaseline
And it is life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Fighting the best thing
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Flies in the Vaseline
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Flies in the gas tank.
Life in the fast lane.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Flies in the vaseline
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Flies in the vaseline
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Flying in a fast plane
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
He was a hot headed man, he was brutally has been
He was a hard headed man, he was brutally handsome
"Life In The Fast Lane"
He was too tired and naked.
He was too tired to make it.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
I did it with Vaseline.
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
I do the best things.
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
I had the best thing
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Ice In the Vaseline
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Knife in the fat flame
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Lice in the vaseline
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Back in the bat's cave
or
Life ain't the best thing
or
Fighting in the Vaseline
or
Flies in the vasoline
or
Live in the vasoline
or
Pass me the vaseline
or
Slide in the vaseline
or
Life in the Batcave
or
Life in the Batcave
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Life in the Bath Sling
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Life in the Vaseline
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Life in the basin (pronounced "Bass-ain")
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Life in the gas range
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Life is a bad scene.
Life in the fast lane.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Life without Vaseline
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Lights in the Bat Plane
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Lyin' in the vaseline
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Mice in the bat plane
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Pike in the bass lane
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Pipe in the Vasaline
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Pipe in the fast lane
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Pipe in the vaseline
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Pipe in the vaseline
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Pipes in the bath drained.
Life in the fast lane.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Pipes in the bath drain
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Sand in the Vaseline, surely make you lose your mind.
Life in the fast lane, surely make you lose your mind.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
She held him up, and he held for ransom
In the heart of the cold, cold stay.
She held him up, and he held her for ransom
In the heart of the cold, cold city.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
She say, 'Nasty bastard, the lights are turning red.'
She say, 'Faster, faster, the lights are turning red.'
"Life In The Fast Lane"
She was terminally gray.
She was terminally pretty.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
She was terminally vague.
She was terminally pretty.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Slap on the Vaseline.
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Slide in the Vaseline.
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Slidin' in the vaseline
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
The doctor say he's coming
But you've got a permanent gash.
The doctor says he's coming
But you got to pay in cash.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
The doctor says he's coming
But he's got a burning rash.
The doctor says he's coming
But you got to pay in cash.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
They didn't care, they were just dyin' to yell.
They didn't care, they were just dyin' to get off.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
They had one thing in common they were good and bad
They had one thing in common they were good in bed
"Life In The Fast Lane"
They had one thing in common,
they were good and bad
They had one thing in common,
they were good in bed
"Life In The Fast Lane"
They had one thing in common,
they were good and bad
They had one thing in common,
they were good in bed
"Life In The Fast Lane"
They knew all of Thy people
They took all of Thy pills.
They knew all the right people
They took all the right pills.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Why did the bat sing?
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Wipe in the vaseline
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Wipin' the Vasaline
Surely makes you loose your mind.
Life in the fast lane
Surely make you lose your mind.
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Life in the vast plains
Life in the fast lane.
"Life in the Fast Lane"
life in the fast lane
Fly In The Vaseline
"Long Road out of Eden"
Moon shining down through the bombs,
Shadows moving on the Seine
Moon shining down through the palms,
Shadows moving on the sand
"Love Will Keep Us Alive"
I would diaper you
Climb the highest mountain.
I would die for you
Climb the highest mountain.
"Lyin' Eyes"
...and your smiles up in the skies
...and your smile is a thin disguise
"Lyin' Eyes"
Funny, you can't hide Hawaiian eyes.
or
Honey, you can't hide your lionized.
Honey, you can't hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Honey, you can't hide, you're lionized.
or
Funny, you can't hide your Hawaiian eyes
or
Funny, you can't hide your Hawaiian eyes
Honey, you can't hide your lyin' eyes
"Lyin' Eyes"
Funny, you can't hide your lion eyes.
Honey, you can't hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
He knows where she's goin', yeah, she's leaving
He knows where she's goin' as she's leaving
"Lyin' Eyes"
I guess every porno refuge has its price.
I guess every form of refuge has its price.
"Lyin' Eyes"
I thought by now you'd free you lies.
I thought by now you'd realize.
"Lyin' Eyes"
I thought by now you'd realize
The anal way to hide your lyin' eyes.
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Late at night, a giggle house gets lonely.
Late at night, a big old house gets lonely.
"Lyin' Eyes"
She drives on through the night all constipated
She drives on through the night anticipating
"Lyin' Eyes"
She's headed for the Jew side of town.
She's headed for the cheatin' side of town.
"Lyin' Eyes"
There ain't no way to hide your lion eyes
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
"Lyin' Eyes"
Undress her bottom place and go in style.
She'll dress up all in lace and go in style.
"Lyin' Eyes"
You can't hide 'til I can hide.
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
You can't hide from a private eye
[Later]
There ain't no way to hide from a private eye.
You can't hide your lyin' eyes
[Later]
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
You can't hide your Hawaiian eyes.
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
You can't hide your Lyonnaise.
You can't hide your lying eyes.
'Lyonaisse' is a way to make potatoes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
You can't hide your Mayan eyes.
You can't hide your lying eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
You can't hide your cyanide
You can't hide your lyin' eyes
"Lyin' Eyes"
You can't hide your giant thighs.
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
You can't hide your iodine.
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
You can't hide your lie in ice.
You can't hide your lying eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
You can't hide your lion eyes.
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
You can't hide your dyin' eyes
or
You can't hide your lion eyes
or
You can't hide your lion eyes
You can't hide your lyin' eyes
"Lyin' Eyes"
You said 'S.O.L.' so carefully.
You said it so well, so carefully.
"Lyin' Eyes"
You set it up so well, so carefully
or
You set his old will so carefully
or
You set his old will so carefully
You said it so well, so carefully.
"Lyin' Eyes"
You set his old will up so carefully
You said it so well, so carefully.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Your smile has been disguised
Your smile is a thin disguise
"Lyin' Eyes"
Your smile is a big disguise.
And your smile is a thin disguise.
"New Kid In Town"
Johnny Galecki
Johnny come lately.
"New Kid In Town"
Johnny, come lay me.
Johnny come lately.
"New Kid In Town"
So don't mess around
So don't let them down
"New Kid In Town"
There's a nuke headin' down.
There's a new kid in town.
"New York Minute"
You better hang on to their neck.
You better hang on tooth and nail.
"One Of These Nights" (MP3)
I've been searchin for the dog for a devil himself
I've been sleeping with an angel at night
I've been looking for a woman whos can dealing with them both
And I can see her, but she's nowhere in sight.
I've been looking for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her, but she's nowhere in sight.
"One Of These Nights" (MP3)
I've been searching for the dollar of the devil himself
I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
"One Of These Nights" (MP3)
One of these knives
One of these nights
"Out Of Control"
Saddle up my again my god damn friend
I think we're gettin' out of control
Set'em up again I got me a friend
well I think I'm gettin' out of control
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
But this voice keeps whisperin' in my other rear,
tells me I may never see you again
But this voice keeps whisperin' in my other ear,
tells me I may never see you again
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
Cuz, I've got a pistol and I'm going to shoot you
if you don't put me down.
Cuz, I've got a peaceful, easy feeling
and I won't let you down
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
I gotta Peace Corps easy feeling.
I've got a peaceful easy feeling.
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
I like the waves sparkling in your face
Against your skin, so brown.
I like way your sparkling earrings lay
Against your skin, so brown.
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
I've got a piece for easy living
I've got a peaceful easy feeling
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
I've got an East Coast easy feeling.
I've got a peaceful easy feeling.
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
I've got an easeful, easy peasy.
or
I've got a peaceful, easy feeler.
I've got a peaceful, easy feelin'.
"Peaceful, Easy Feeling" (MP3)
'Cause I got a peaceful, East Coast feeling.
'Cause I got a peaceful, easy feeling.
"Pretty Maids All in a Row"
Idiots all in a row
Pretty maids all in a row
"Saturday Night"
Now there's bugs on the windows and dust on the floor
Now there's boards on the windows and dust on the floor
"Seven Bridges Road"
I have loved you in a tent-way
I have loved you wild.
I have loaved you in a tame way
I have loved you wild.
Bright red Ford
Flatbed Ford
Don't let the sound of your own meals
Drive you crazy.
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
Drive you crazy.
Don't let the sound of your own meals make you crazy.
Don't let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy.
Four from Wannahomie
Two from Wannascomie
Four that wanna own me
Two that wanna stone me.
Four that wanna hold me
Two that wanna scold me
Four that wanna own me
Two that wanna stone me
I need a lover who won't blow McGovern.
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
I'm just lookin' for a lover in one form or 'nother.
I'm just lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover.
I've got seventy men on my mind
I've got seven women on my mind
It's a girl my Lord
In flat bed board.
It's a girl, my Lord
In a flat-bed Ford.
It's a girl my lord in a black peignoir
Slowin' down to take a look at me
It's a girl my lord in a flat bed Ford
Slowin' down to take a look at me
It's a girl my lord in a bright red Porsche
It's a girl my lord in a flatbed Ford
It's a girl, My Lord
In a flat big board.
It's a girl, My Lord
In a flatbed Ford.
It's a girl, my Lord, from a flat next door
Glowin' frown to take a look at me.
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flat bed Ford
Slowin' down to take a look at me.
It's a girl, my Lord, in a bright red Ford.
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford.
It's a girl, my Lord, in some fathead's Ford.
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flat-bed Ford.
Actually heard someone sing it this way (sing along with radio.)
It's a girl, my Lord
What a fat big whore
Slowin' down to get a load of meat.
It's a girl, my Lord
In a flatbed Ford
Slowin' down to take a look at me.
It's a girl, my lord, in a flathead Ford
It's a girl, my lord, in a flatbed Ford
It's a girl, my lord, in a plastic Ford
It's a girl, my lord, in a flatbed Ford
Lookig for a lover who won't know my mother.
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
Lookin' for a lover and one for my mother.
I'm just lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover.
Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my brother
Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover
Lookin' for a lover who won't bomb my brother
Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover
Looking for a lover who won't blow my mother (as in make her blow her stack)
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover
Looking for a lover who won't blow my rubber.
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
Looking for a lover who won't know my mother.
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
Looking for a lover who won't throw my rubber.
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
There's a girl, my Lord, in a Black Betty Ford.
There's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford.
There's a girl, my lord, she's a Black Betty Ford
There's a girl, my lord, in a flatbed Ford
Who won't blow my brother
Who won't blow my cover
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Pussy on a highway,
show me a sign and take it to the limit one more time
Put me on a highway,
show me a sign and take it to the limit one more time
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
So put me on the highway
Sure feels fine
And take it to the limit one more time.
So put me on the highway
And show me the sign
To take it to the limit one more time.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Some p***y on the highway would sure be a sign
To take it to the limit one more time.
So put me on a highway and show me a sign
To take it to the limit one more time.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Some pussy (as in pussy cat) on the highway
Shows me the sign
To take it to the limit one more time.
So put me on the highway
Show me the sign
To take it to the limit one more time.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Take it back to Rich's.
Take it to the limit.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Take it to lick it.
Take it to the limit.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Take it to the Libbets
Take it to the limit
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Take it to the Olympics
Take it to the limit
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Take it to the lemon
Take it to the limit
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Take it to the lick it.
Take it to the limit.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Take it to the limit, it's quarter to nine
Take it to the limit, one more time
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Take it to the ribbit.
Take it to the limit.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Taken to the limit
Take it to the limit
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Tape it to a biscuit
Take it to the limit
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Tequi-la con limon, one more time.
Take it to the limit, one more time.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
You can spend all your time making love
You can spend all your love making time.
You can spend all your time making money
You can spend all your love making time.
"Take It to the Limit" (MP3)
Take it to the Lizards
Take it to the limit.
It's another to keep a sunrise.
It's another tequila sunrise.
It's another to keep a surprise.
It's another tequila sunrise.
Take another shorter courage
Wonder why the drywood never come
You just can't know
Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the right words never come
You just get numb.
Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the bridgroom never comes
He just gets rum.
Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the right words never come
You just get numb.
Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the white folks never come
They just get numb.
Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the right words never come
You just get numb.
"The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks"
The Greeks don't walk on grease.
The Greeks don't want no freaks.
"The Last Resort"
And then the cherry winds blew down.
And then the chilly winds blew down.
"The Last Resort"
Put up a bunch of earthly boxes and Jesus
People bought them.
Put up a bunch of ugly boxes and Jesus
People bought them.
"The Last Resort"
She came from Providence
The run-in Rhode Island.
She came from Providence
The one in Rhode Island.
"The Last Resort"
Some rich man came and raped the land,
nobody caught him,
put up a bunch of ugly boxes and Jesus
people bought them
Some rich man came and raped the land,
nobody caught him,
put up a bunch of ugly boxes and Jesus,
people bought them
"The Long Run"
Did you do it for Doug
Did you do it for Lenny?
Did you do it for Spike?
Did you think you had to, Tammy?
Did you do it for love
Did you do it for money?
Did you do it for spite
Did you think you had to, honey?
"The Long Run"
It was high time for Quidditch.
It was high time I quit it.
And wonder how it passed to be.
And wonder at the powers that be.
"Those Shoes"
In the middle of the tall drinks and the drummer
In the middle of the tall drinks and the drama
"Those Shoes"
S***!
Shoes!
Heard during the ending, underneath the talkbox's repeating of 'butt out'. (By the way, is that talkbox *really* saying 'butt out'?)
"Those Shoes"
They just wanna get their Hanes on you
They just wanna get their hands on you
"Try and Love Again"
One by one, the lonely felines come.
One by one, the lonely feelings come.
"Twenty-One"
They say a man should have a star portrait
They say a man should have a stock and trade
"Victim Of Love"
Victor Malone
Victim of love
"Victim of Love"
Victor my love
Victim of love
B****y woman
Witchy woman
Ohhhh, Ohhhh, gypsy woman.
Ohhhhh, Ohhh, witchy woman.
Ooh, ooh, windshield woman
Ooh, ooh, witchy woman
Ooooohhh, oooh, itchy woman.
Ooooohhh,oooh, witchy woman.
Which 'a' woman?
Witchy woman
From TV's 'Seinfeld', where Jerry Seinfeld misheard this lyric.