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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Feed The World" by Live Aid 2004
Misheard Lyrics:
Beaver wo, wo
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Puh-lease knock it off.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
One horse slopen sleigh
Original Lyrics:
One horse open sleigh
"Hallelujah Chorus" by Georg Friedrich Handel
Misheard Lyrics:
For the Lord God impotent reignenth
Original Lyrics:
For the Lord God omnipotent reignenth
"12 Days Of Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pastry!
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree!
"Feliz Navidad" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The police have knobby tires.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
You will get a Santa little feeling when you hear.
Original Lyrics:
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Good timings we bring, to you and your king.
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin.
"Walking In A Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire
As we pee by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
As we sit by the fire.
"Do They Know It's Christmas?" by Band Aid
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Whirl
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world.
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
She swore to menace Xavier
One has-been Worcester knight.
Original Lyrics:
She bore to men a savior
When half-spent was the night.
"Dream A Dream (Elysium)" by Charlotte Church And Billy Gilman
Misheard Lyrics:
Dream a dream
Of sinful angels' eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Dream a dream
And see through angels' eyes.
"I Heard Santa On The Radio" by Hilary Duff
Misheard Lyrics:
Nixon f***ed the music like a censor should.
Original Lyrics:
Mixin' up the music like a Santa should.
"Paseo En Trineo ('Sleigh Ride' In Spanish)" by Angelica Vale
Misheard Lyrics:
It's better than the passion fit for kings!
Original Lyrics:
Espero con afán siempre por ti.
"Feliz Navidad" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Fik lis nok I nat
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
It's Danish and means: 'Did Lis (Danish name) get enough tonight?' (Mostly related to sex.)
"Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland" by Bing Crosby
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night, we perspire
As we dream by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Every night, we conspire
As we dream by the fire.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
They lease Marriott
They lease Marriott.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Faye, lease Navidad
Faye, lease Navidad.
[Later]
Awana issue a Merry Christmas
Awana issue a Merry Christmas
Awana issue a Merry Christmas
From the bottle of my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad.
[Later]
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
"Christmas Is Coming" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
If you haven't gotta hop any, then God bless you.
Original Lyrics:
If you haven't got a ha'penny
Then God bless you.
"Joy To The World" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Joy to the world, the Lord has gum.
Original Lyrics:
Joy to the world, the Lord has come.

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