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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" by Brenda Lee
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll do some heroin.
Original Lyrics:
And we'll do some carolling,
"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" by Brenda Lee
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone dancing merrily in the good old fashion way.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone dancing merrily in the new old fashion way.
"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" by Brenda Lee
Misheard Lyrics:
Later we'll eat some f**kin' pie
Original Lyrics:
Later we'll eat some pumpkin pie
"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" by Brenda Lee
Misheard Lyrics:
Later we'll have some f***in' pie and do some heroin.
Original Lyrics:
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie and do some carolin'.
"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" by Brenda Lee
Misheard Lyrics:
Later we'll have some f***in' pie and we'll do some Carol Anne.
Original Lyrics:
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do some carolling.
"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" by Brenda Lee
Misheard Lyrics:
Later we'll have some f***ing pie.
Original Lyrics:
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie.
"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" by Brenda Lee
Misheard Lyrics:
Later we'll have some funky pie and do some Carolyn.
Original Lyrics:
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie and do some carolling.
"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" by Brenda Lee
Misheard Lyrics:
Then we'll have some f**kin' pie
Original Lyrics:
Then we'll have some pumpkin pie
"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
You will get a Santa little feeling when you hear.
Original Lyrics:
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear.
"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" by Brenda Lee
Misheard Lyrics:
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Horses singing, 'Let's be jolly.'
Horses singing, 'Let's be jolly.'
Original Lyrics:
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Voices singing, 'Let's be jolly.'
Voices singing, 'Let's be jolly.'
"Rocky Top" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I was on a rocky top
Down by the Tennessee Bay
Down by the Tennessee Bay
Original Lyrics:
Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills
Down in the Tennessee hills
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll, roll, roll your boat, carefully down the string.
Nearly, nearly, nearly, nearly, wife a daughter ding.
Nearly, nearly, nearly, nearly, wife a daughter ding.
Original Lyrics:
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer" by Gene Autry
Misheard Lyrics:
Rudolph with your nose so bright won't you get out of my sleigh tonight
Original Lyrics:
Rudolph with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight
"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Fruehauf, The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Original Lyrics:
Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer
"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Harold, the red nosed pain deer
Original Lyrics:
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
"Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll go down and hear a story.
Original Lyrics:
You'll go down in history.
"Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" by Gene Autry
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll go down in Listerine!
Original Lyrics:
You'll go down in history!
"Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
You go down and kiss Doreen.
Original Lyrics:
You'll go down in history.
"Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer" by Gene Autry
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll go down in Listerine!
Original Lyrics:
You'll go down in history!
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" by Dean Martin
Misheard Lyrics:
Rudy, the red d***ed reindeer.
Original Lyrics:
Rudy, the red beaked reindeer.
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the other reindeer
Used to have to call him names.
Used to have to call him names.
Original Lyrics:
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call hm names.
Used to laugh and call hm names.
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you guide my slave tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
"Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll go down and kiss Doreen
Original Lyrics:
You'll go down in history
"Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll go down his lavatory
Original Lyrics:
he'll go down in history
"Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Olive, the other reindeer
Original Lyrics:
All of the other reindeer
"Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Halle Berry's shiny nose.
Halle Berry's shiny nose.
Original Lyrics:
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose.
Had a very shiny nose.
"Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Then one soggy Christmas Eve
Original Lyrics:
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
"Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer" by Burl Ives
Misheard Lyrics:
Rudolph, with your nose so black
Won't you drive my Cadillac?
Won't you drive my Cadillac?
Original Lyrics:
Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you drive my sleigh tonight?
Won't you drive my sleigh tonight?
"Rudolph,the Red-Nosed Reindeer" by Burl Ives
Misheard Lyrics:
Then one froggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say
Santa came to say
Original Lyrics:
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say
Santa came to say
"Run Run Rudolph" by Chuck Berry
Misheard Lyrics:
Sent Santa to a boy's town
What has he been wanting for?
What has he been wanting for?
Original Lyrics:
Said Santa to a boy child
'What have you been longing for?'
'What have you been longing for?'
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