Misheard Lyrics -> Christmas -> T
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"(There's No Place Like) Home For The Holidays" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
For the Holidays, you can't be home, sweet home.
Original Lyrics:
For the Holidays, you can't beat home, sweet home.
"This Christmas" by Danny Halloway
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang from the mistletoe
Original Lyrics:
Hang up the mistletoe
"This Season Will Never Grow Old" by Anne Murray
Misheard Lyrics:
I look through my window well into the night
Watching and waiting and hoping I might
See one little raven dear fly through the snow.
Watching and waiting and hoping I might
See one little raven dear fly through the snow.
Original Lyrics:
I look through my window well into the night
Watching and waiting and hoping I might
See one little reindeer fly through the snow.
Watching and waiting and hoping I might
See one little reindeer fly through the snow.
"Three Blind Mice" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Who cut off their tails with a garbage knife.
Who cut off their tails with a garbage knife.
Original Lyrics:
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife.
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife.
"Three Little Monkeys" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
He fell off and bucked his head.
Original Lyrics:
He fell off and bumped his head.
"Three Little Monkeys" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
One fell off and broke his head and
He fell off and bucked his head.
He fell off and bucked his head.
Original Lyrics:
One fell off and bumped his head and
He fell off and bumped his head.
He fell off and bumped his head.
"Tidings of Comfort and Joy" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
To save us all from Santa's power
Original Lyrics:
To save us all from Satan's power
"Tomorrow Shall Be My Dancing Day" by Festival And Hosanna Chorus
Misheard Lyrics:
This paradigm for my true love.
Original Lyrics:
This have I done for my true love.
"Toyland" by REM
Misheard Lyrics:
Toilet
Original Lyrics:
Toyland
It's on an REM Christmas single that their fan club put out, but it's a cover.
"Twelve Days Of Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Danny Partidge in a pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree.
"Twelve Days of Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
And a high pretty jingle bell tree
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree
"Twelve Days of Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
On the worst day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A par bridge in a bare tree.
A par bridge in a bare tree.
Original Lyrics:
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
A partridge in a pear tree.
"The Twelve Pains Of Christmas" by Bob Rivers Comedy Group
Misheard Lyrics:
E.E. get me a beer, eh?
Original Lyrics:
Edith, get me a beer, huh?
"The Twelve Pains Of Christmas" by Bob Rivers Comedy Group
Misheard Lyrics:
Five months of mills
Original Lyrics:
Five months of bills
"The Twelve Pains Of Christmas" by Bob Rivers Comedy Group
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang all this
Original Lyrics:
Hangovers
"The Twelve Pains Of Christmas" by Bob Rivers Comedy Group
Misheard Lyrics:
Stale vision naughty
or
Sale vision aughty
or
Sale vision aughty
Original Lyrics:
Salvation Army
"The Twelve Pains of Christmas" by Bob Rivers Comedy Group
Misheard Lyrics:
The first thing at Christmas that Sacha gave to me
Original Lyrics:
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Huppa huppa world so hi
Original Lyrics:
Up above the world so high
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