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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Walking In The Air" by Kenny Loggins
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm walking in the air,
Allah crista owwww ow wooo
Original Lyrics:
I'm walking in the air,
I'm dancing in the midnight sky.
"The Wassail Song" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Then here's to the maid in the lilly white frock.
Original Lyrics:
Then here's to the maid in the lilly white smock.
Misheard Lyrics:
Bathroom florist!
Bathroom florist!
Original Lyrics:
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
"We Need A Little Christmas" by Johnny Mathis
Misheard Lyrics:
Camels in the window
Carols at the spinet
Original Lyrics:
Candles in the window
Carols at the spinet
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Star with Roy, oh beauty bright
Original Lyrics:
Star with royal beauty bright
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
We three kings of Orry 'n' Tar.
Original Lyrics:
We three Kings of Orient are.
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
We three kings of glory in tar.
Original Lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are.
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
We three kings of porridge and tar.
Original Lyrics:
We three kings of Orient are.
"We Three Kings Of Orient Are" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Westward leaning, still conceding
Original Lyrics:
Westward leading, still proceeding
"We Three Kings" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorious, now behold hemorrhoids.
Original Lyrics:
Glorious, now behold him arise.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring, to you and your King.
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kid.
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Now bring us some poison candy.
Original Lyrics:
Now bring us some toys and candy.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, bring us a bag of goodies and bring it out here.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, bring us a frick'n pudding
And a cup of good beer.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding
And a cup of good cheer.
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
So bring us the frigging pudding and bring some right here
Original Lyrics:
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas" by Peter, Paul, And Mary
Misheard Lyrics:
We issue a merry Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
We wish you a merry Christmas.
"What Child Is This" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The oxen ass are feeding
Original Lyrics:
The ox and ass are feeding
"While Shepards Watched Flocks" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
While shepards washed their socks by night
Original Lyrics:
While shepards watched their flocks by night
"Winter Wonderland" by The Carpenters
Misheard Lyrics:
A beautiful psyche
Original Lyrics:
A beautiful sight
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Afterwhile, we'll perspire
Sitting by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
While we sit by the fire.
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
As we read by the fire
Original Lyrics:
As we dream by the fire
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
But we can do the job when we're in town.
Original Lyrics:
But you can do the job when you're in town.
"Winter Wonderland" by Crystal Gayle
Misheard Lyrics:
F***in' in a winter wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Walkin' in a winter wonderland
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snoman
And pretend that he is passin' 'round.
We'll ask him 'Are you married?', he'll say 'No maam',
'But you can do the job when you're in town.'
Original Lyrics:
In the winter we can build a snowman.
We will make him look like Parson Brown.
He'll ask us 'Are you married?', we'll say 'No, man'
'But you could do the job when we're in town.'
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snow man
Then pretend that he is nice and brown.
Original Lyrics:
The the winter we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland" by Felix Bernard
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is moist and brown.
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is partly blind
He'll say, 'Are you married?'
She'll say, 'No man!
So you can pull my thong when you're in town.'
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow, we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say, 'Are you married?'
We'll say, 'No, man!
But you can do the job when you're in town!'
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
In the winter we can build a snowman.
We will make him look like flotsam brown.
Original Lyrics:
In the winter we can build a snowman.
We will make him look like Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
In the winter, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is sparce and brown.
Original Lyrics:
In the winter, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on we'll perspire
As we dream by the fire
Original Lyrics:
Later on we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on we'll perspire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on we'll conspire.
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, Wilkins' Spire
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire.
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, milk expires
As we drink it by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
As we sit by the fire.
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll expire
As we sit by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
As we sit by the fire.
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire
As we drink by the fire
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire..
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire..
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire
As we dream by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire.
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire
As we gleam by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire.
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us know
Let us know
Let us know
Original Lyrics:
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
To face, I'm afraid
The plans that we made
Walking in a winter wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
To face unafraid
The plans that we made
Walking in a winter wonderland.
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Two fish on a plate
We wished that we ate
Original Lyrics:
To face unafraid
the plans that we've made
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Two-faced and afraid of plans that we made.
Original Lyrics:
To face unafraid the plans that we made.
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the alligators knock it down
Original Lyrics:
Until the other kiddies knock it down
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' in a women's wonderbra.
Original Lyrics:
Walking in a Winter Wonderland.
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' in the rhythm of the land
Original Lyrics:
Walkin' in a winter wonderland
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' round in womens underwear
Original Lyrics:
Walking in a Winter Wonderland
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
later on, we'll expire
Original Lyrics:
Later on we'll conspire
"Wreck The Malls" by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.
Misheard Lyrics:
Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie
Drive to K-Mart on his holly.
Original Lyrics:
Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie
Drive to K-Mart on his Harley.
"The Wren In The Furze" by The Chieftans
Misheard Lyrics:
Duran Duran
He's the king of all birds.
Original Lyrics:
The wren, oh the wren
He's the king of all birds.
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