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"Same Old Christmas" by Hilary Duff
Misheard Lyrics:
Another snowman with a butt and nose
Original Lyrics:
Another snowman with a button nose
"Santa Claus and His Old Lady" by Cheech & Chong
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamaeasta don dee est Santa Claus
The fatso with the hair on his jaws.
or
The Gato with the hair on his jaws.
The fatso with the hair on his jaws.
or
The Gato with the hair on his jaws.
Original Lyrics:
Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Claus
Da guy wit' da hair on his jaws.
Da guy wit' da hair on his jaws.
'Gato' means 'cat' in Spanish.
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Engines and boats and kitty cats, too!
Original Lyrics:
Elephants, boats and kiddie cars, too.
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll seize you when you're sleeping.
Original Lyrics:
He sees you when you're sleeping.
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll seize you when you're sleeping.
Original Lyrics:
He sees you when you're sleeping.
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
It's bacon and lips
Chicken and rice
Come to find out, he's nutty, all right.
Chicken and rice
Come to find out, he's nutty, all right.
Original Lyrics:
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa Claus is calming you down.
Original Lyrics:
Santa Claus is coming to town.
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa Claus is hunting you down.
Original Lyrics:
Santa Claus is coming to town.
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa Claus is mowing, my lawn
Original Lyrics:
Santa Claus is coming, to town
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" by Jackson 5
Misheard Lyrics:
Sarah frog is caught in a jar.
Original Lyrics:
Santa Claus is coming to town.
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
He's making a list, chicken and rice
Original Lyrics:
He's making a list and checking it twice
"Santa Claus Lane" by Hilary Duff
Misheard Lyrics:
F***in' this Christmas
Down Santa Claus Lane.
Down Santa Claus Lane.
Original Lyrics:
Walking this Christmas
Down Santa Claus Lane.
Down Santa Claus Lane.
"Santa Claus's Coming To Town" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's snoring at night?
Original Lyrics:
Who's naughty and nice.
"Santa's Creepy Secret" by Orgy
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you get your Christmas wish
Did you sleep with the bitch
Did you sleep with the bitch
or
Did you get your Christmas wish
Did you sleep with the fish
Did you sleep with the fish
or
Did you get your Christmas wish
Did you sleep with the fish
Did you sleep with the fish
Original Lyrics:
You'll get your Christmas wish
when you sleep with the fish
when you sleep with the fish
"Shake Me I Rattle" by Cristy Lane
Misheard Lyrics:
I was passing by a pawn shop.
Original Lyrics:
I was passing by a toy shop.
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright
Runyun virgin, mother and child
Runyun virgin, mother and child
Original Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon virgin mother and child
Round yon virgin mother and child
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright
Barnyard virgin, mother and child.
Barnyard virgin, mother and child.
Original Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child.
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child.
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown John Virgin, mother and child.
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin mother and child.
"Silent Night" by Crystal Gayle
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory's dream from Heaven afar.
Original Lyrics:
Glories stream from Heaven afar.
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy imbecile, tender and mild.
Original Lyrics:
Holy Infant, so tender and mild.
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy infidel, tender and mild.
Original Lyrics:
Holy infant, so tender and mild.
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy insuffer tender and mild
Original Lyrics:
Holy infant, so tender and mild
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Round Don Surgeon, mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin mother and child
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Round John The Virgin, Mother and Child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Round john virgin mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Round young virgins smother their child.
Original Lyrics:
'Round yon virgin, Mother & Child.
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Ron yon Virgin
or
Drown young virgin!
or
Round, Young Virgin...
or
Round John virgin, mother & child
or
Run you virgins, mother and child
or
Run you virgins, mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin, mother and child
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Silent night hold me tight
Original Lyrics:
silent night holy night
my family had gathered around on christmas for x mas carols and my cousin sang it that way
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Silent night, Holy night
All is corn, all is rice.
All is corn, all is rice.
Original Lyrics:
Silent night, Holy night
All is calm, all is bright.
All is calm, all is bright.
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeee-eeeep in heavenly peas
Original Lyrics:
Sleep in heavenly peace
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep in heavenly peas.
Original Lyrics:
Sleep in heavenly peace.
"Silver Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
City sidewalks, busy sidewalks
Dressed in Hollandaise sauce.
Dressed in Hollandaise sauce.
Original Lyrics:
City sidewalks, busy sidewalks
Dressed in Holiday style.
Dressed in Holiday style.
"Silver Bells" by Bob Hope
Misheard Lyrics:
Ring-a-ling, here they ring
Original Lyrics:
Ring-a-ling, hear them sing
"Simply Havin' A Wonderful Christmas Time" by Paul McCartney
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleepy Alice, a wonderful Christmastime.
Original Lyrics:
We're simply having a wonderful Christmas time.
"Sing Of A Merry Christmas" by Harry Simone Chorale
Misheard Lyrics:
Krispus, Krispus, Krispus
Original Lyrics:
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas
"Sleigh Ride Together With You" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's take the rosy forest and sing a chorus or two
Original Lyrics:
Let's take the road before us and sing a chorus or two
"Sleigh Ride" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's shake the rosy forest
And sing a chorus or two.
And sing a chorus or two.
Original Lyrics:
Let's take the road before us
And sing a chorus or two.
And sing a chorus or two.
"Sleigh Ride" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's take the rugby forest and sing a cortisone stew.
or
Let's let the rug be porous and sing a cortisone stew.
or
Let's let the rug be porous and sing a cortisone stew.
Original Lyrics:
Let's take the road before us and sing a chorus or two.
"Sleigh Ride" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
We're snuggled up together like two birds off a featherwood bee.
Original Lyrics:
We're snuggled up together like two birds of a feather would be.
"Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm
Misheard Lyrics:
Butt stains on the carpet
Original Lyrics:
Bloodstains on the carpet
"Snoopy's Christmas" by Royal Guardsmen
Misheard Lyrics:
And McFerdinand
Original Lyrics:
And good will to man
"Snoopy's Christmas" by The Royal Guardsmen
Misheard Lyrics:
And then with a roar they were both on their way
It's snowin' made meat on some other day.
or
Eat snow and made meat on some other day.
or
As no one made meat on some other day.
It's snowin' made meat on some other day.
or
Eat snow and made meat on some other day.
or
As no one made meat on some other day.
Original Lyrics:
And then with a roar they were both on their way
Each knowing they'd meet on some other day
Each knowing they'd meet on some other day
"Snoopy's Christmas" by Royal Guardsmen
Misheard Lyrics:
Anger built to last
Original Lyrics:
And good will to man
"Snoopy's Christmas" by Royal Guardsmen
Misheard Lyrics:
The music came out in the First World War
Original Lyrics:
The news had come out in the First World War
"The Snow Lay On The Ground" by Naomi Karstad
Misheard Lyrics:
'Twas mary, virgin pure of Taliban,
Original Lyrics:
'Twas Mary, daughter pure of Holy Anne.
Terror Reid adds: "Whew! Even I feel dirty submitting this. But that's really how I heard it on a CD."
"Somerset Wassail" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The carpet is made of the goo dash 'em tree.
or
The carp it is made of the blue dash 'em tree.
or
The carp it is made of the blue dash 'em tree.
Original Lyrics:
The cup it is made of the good ashen tree.
"Stan" by Eminem
Misheard Lyrics:
He's not called, I'm wondering why
Got out of bed alone
Got out of bed alone
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
I Got out of bed at all
I Got out of bed at all
"Star Spangled Banner" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, say can you see
By the donzerly light.
By the donzerly light.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, say can you see
By the dawn's early light.
By the dawn's early light.
"Star-Spangled Banner" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The Dawnzer Lee Light
Original Lyrics:
The dawn's early light
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Egypt'll feel it.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Egypt'll feel it.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
He can't complete me.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
September Christmas, September Christmas
People walkin' slow forever and ever.
People walkin' slow forever and ever.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas, step into Christmas
People watchin' snow forever and ever.
People watchin' snow forever and ever.
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
September Christmas
Be a fish on a spree.
or
Be a fish on a tree.
Be a fish on a spree.
or
Be a fish on a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission is free.
The admission is free.
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
So hop aboard this turkey bowl
Original Lyrics:
So hop aboard this turntable
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Be emissions free.
Be emissions free.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
The admission's free.
"Stop The Cavalry" by Jona Lewie
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a Liam for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I was at home for Christmas.
"Stop The Cavalry" by Jona Lewie
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I was a ball for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I was at home for Christmas.
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