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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Santa's Creepy Secret" by Orgy
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you get your Christmas wish
Did you sleep with the bitch
or
Did you get your Christmas wish
Did you sleep with the fish
or
Did you get your Christmas wish
Did you sleep with the fish
Original Lyrics:
You'll get your Christmas wish
when you sleep with the fish
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright
Runyun virgin, mother and child
Original Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon virgin mother and child
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright
Barnyard virgin, mother and child.
Original Lyrics:
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child.
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown John Virgin, mother and child.
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin mother and child.
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown, young virgin
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin
"Silent Night" by Crystal Gayle
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory's dream from Heaven afar.
Original Lyrics:
Glories stream from Heaven afar.
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy bright
Original Lyrics:
Holy night
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy imbecile, tender and mild.
Original Lyrics:
Holy Infant, so tender and mild.
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy infidel, tender and mild.
Original Lyrics:
Holy infant, so tender and mild.
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy insuffer tender and mild
Original Lyrics:
Holy infant, so tender and mild
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Round Don Surgeon, mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon virgin mother and child
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Round John The Virgin, Mother and Child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Round john virgin mother and child
Original Lyrics:
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Round young virgin
Original Lyrics:
'Round yon virgin
"Snoopy's Christmas" by The Royal Guardsmen
Misheard Lyrics:
And then with a roar they were both on their way
It's snowin' made meat on some other day.
or
Eat snow and made meat on some other day.
or
As no one made meat on some other day.
Original Lyrics:
And then with a roar they were both on their way
Each knowing they'd meet on some other day
"Snoopy's Christmas" by Royal Guardsmen
Misheard Lyrics:
Anger built to last
Original Lyrics:
And good will to man
"Snoopy's Christmas" by Royal Guardsmen
Misheard Lyrics:
The music came out in the First World War
Original Lyrics:
The news had come out in the First World War
"Somerset Wassail" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The carpet is made of the goo dash 'em tree.
or
The carp it is made of the blue dash 'em tree.
Original Lyrics:
The cup it is made of the good ashen tree.
"Star Spangled Banner" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, say can you see
By the donzerly light.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, say can you see
By the dawn's early light.
"Star-Spangled Banner" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The Dawnzer Lee Light
Original Lyrics:
The dawn's early light
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
He can't complete me.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
September Christmas, September Christmas
People walkin' slow forever and ever.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas, step into Christmas
People watchin' snow forever and ever.
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
September Christmas
Be a fish on a spree.
or
Be a fish on a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission is free.
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
So hop aboard this turkey bowl
Original Lyrics:
So hop aboard this turntable
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Be emissions free.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
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