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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"I Believe In Father Christmas" by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke with a yawn and I burst like a dog.
Original Lyrics:
I woke with a yawn in the first light of dawn.
"I Believe" by Natalie Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman with child and a man with no room
Born in a manger fortelling it, too.
Born in a manger fortelling it, too.
Original Lyrics:
Woman with child and an inn with no room
Born in a manger, fortelling a tomb.
Born in a manger, fortelling a tomb.
"Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a problem, yo use solvent
Original Lyrics:
If there's a problem, yo I'll solve it
"I Guess It's Christmastime" by N'Sync
Misheard Lyrics:
We give more than this.
Original Lyrics:
The important things.
"I Heard Santa On The Radio" by Hilary Duff/Christina Milian
Misheard Lyrics:
Every guy has got a boyfriend now.
Original Lyrics:
Every boy and girl and every mouse.
"I Heard Santa On The Radio" by Hilary Duff
Misheard Lyrics:
Hip hop, rock, and the friendly cop
or
Hip hop, rock, and the trendy car
or
Hip hop, rock, and the trendy car
Original Lyrics:
Hip hop, rock, electronica
"I Heard Santa On The Radio" by Hilary Duff
Misheard Lyrics:
Nixon f***ed the music like a censor should.
Original Lyrics:
Mixin' up the music like a Santa should.
"I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day" by Mae Whitman
Misheard Lyrics:
God isn't there and he doesn't sleep.
Original Lyrics:
God is not dead nor doth he sleep.
"I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The bell frees up all prison scum.
or
The bell freeze up all Christians dumb.
or
The bell freeze up all Christians dumb.
Original Lyrics:
The belfries of all Christendom
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be homed for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be home for Christmas.
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" by Anne Murray
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the love lies bleeding
Original Lyrics:
Where the love light gleams
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the love lies bleeding
Original Lyrics:
Where the love light gleams
"I'm Gonna Lasso Santa Claus" by Brenda Lee
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna poop, poop, poop on his beard.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna pull, pull, pull on his beard.
"In Love On Christmas" by N'Sync
Misheard Lyrics:
We should, all love
To be in love on Christmas.
To be in love on Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
Wishing, I pray
To be in love on Christmas.
To be in love on Christmas.
"I Saw Three Ships" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Diversion Mary and Christ were there.
Original Lyrics:
The Virgin Mary and Christ were Thee.
"It Came Upon A Midnight Clear" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
P*** on the Earth, good will to men.
Original Lyrics:
Peace on Earth, good will to men.
"It Came Upon A Midnight Clear" by Rosemary Clooney
Misheard Lyrics:
The world in Solomon's still, nestle.
Original Lyrics:
The world in solemn stillness lay.
"It Came Upon a Midnight Clear" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
From angels bending near the earth
To touch their hearts of gold.
To touch their hearts of gold.
Original Lyrics:
From angels bending near the earth
To touch their harps of gold.
To touch their harps of gold.
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at the fine attend
Listening once again.
Listening once again.
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at the five and ten
Glistening once again.
Glistening once again.
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts overflowing
And hearts overflowing
Original Lyrics:
There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
And hearts will be glowing
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be potties for hosting
Marcela is toasting.
Marcela is toasting.
Original Lyrics:
There be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for roasting.
Marshmallows for roasting.
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" by Andy Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
With those hollow, degrading
All-gay orgy meetings.
All-gay orgy meetings.
Original Lyrics:
With those holiday greetings
And gay happy meetings
And gay happy meetings
"It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone smelling of beer and good cheer!
And everyone smelling of beer and good cheer!
Original Lyrics:
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you, 'Be of good cheer!'
And everyone telling you, 'Be of good cheer!'
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