Misheard Lyrics -> Christmas -> F
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Feed The World" by Live Aid 2004
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus, wooooo! Let's us know it's xmas time.
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time.
Let them know it's Christmas time.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
At least mommy died
Da da-da da da but at least she died.
Da da-da da da but at least she died.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad" by The Wiggles
Misheard Lyrics:
At least, I'll be dead.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Belief's not enough.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Denise's naughty dog
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Dos perros anos
Original Lyrics:
Properous anos
'Dos perros anos' means 'two dog years' in Spanish.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Faye, lease Navidad
Faye, lease Navidad.
[Later]
Awana issue a Merry Christmas
Awana issue a Merry Christmas
Awana issue a Merry Christmas
From the bottle of my heart.
Faye, lease Navidad.
[Later]
Awana issue a Merry Christmas
Awana issue a Merry Christmas
Awana issue a Merry Christmas
From the bottle of my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad.
[Later]
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
Feliz Navidad.
[Later]
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Felipe's mommy died.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Feliz navidad, rose perro a no.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz navidad, prospero año.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Feliz's smelly sock
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Fik lis nok I nat
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
It's Danish and means: 'Did Lis (Danish name) get enough tonight?' (Mostly related to sex.)
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Flea's love your dog.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas on a dog
Fleas on a dog.
Fleas on a dog.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
For he's noddy not.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Fuh-leas on the dog
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Her knees nobby knock.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my horse.
From the bottom of my horse.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
From the bottom of my heart.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my house.
From the bottom of my house.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
From the bottom of my heart.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a harried wishlist
Felice never did.
Felice never did.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a harried wishlist
Felice never did.
Felice never did.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to live in America.
Original Lyrics:
I want to wish you a merry Christmas.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
My knees, how they knock.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
No fleas on the dog
No fleas on the dog
God washed them all off, and now they drowned.
No fleas on the dog
God washed them all off, and now they drowned.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, Un Prospero ano y felicidad.
Feliz Navidad, Un Prospero ano y felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Phylicia Rashad
Phylicia Rashad
Phylicia Rashad
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
There's fleas on my dog
or
Her knees are knobby now!
or
Police Navidad
or
Police not be dead
or
F-leas on my dog
or
At least mommy died
or
Please never die
or
Please never die
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Police motorbike
The bailed up robber said, 'Police Me Not'.
The bailed up robber said, 'Police Me Not'.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Police nabbed me dad.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Police shot my dog.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Police shot my dog.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Police stole my car.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Police, Mommy's dead.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Prosperous annoyed in Michigan.
Original Lyrics:
Prospero año y felicidad.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Puh-lease knock it off.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Puh-leeze call me Todd.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Release Nobby's nuts
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Phillip Kelly adds: "Nobby's are a popular brand of nuts in Australia, whose slogan was 'Nibble Nobby's nuts'. This got satirised as 'Nibble Nobby's nuts before Nobby nibbles yours'."
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Release knobby rocks.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Release my wee lad.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Release sloppy snot.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The police have knobby tires.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
They lease Marriott
They lease Marriott.
They lease Marriott.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
"The First Noel" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Barney's the king of Israel
Original Lyrics:
Born is the king of Israel
"The First Noel" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Frosty's the king of heaven
Original Lyrics:
Born is the king of heaven
"The First Noel" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born in the kingdom of Israel.
Born in the kingdom of Israel.
Original Lyrics:
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the King of Israel.
Born is the King of Israel.
"The First Noel" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Porn is the king of Israel.
or
Bjorn is the king of Israel.
or
Bjorn is the king of Israel.
Original Lyrics:
Born is the king of Israel.
"The First Noel" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The First Noel
The angels did sing
Was to serve them poor shepherds
In fields where they lay.
The angels did sing
Was to serve them poor shepherds
In fields where they lay.
Original Lyrics:
The First Noel
The angels did say
Was to certain poor shepherds
In fields as they lay.
The angels did say
Was to certain poor shepherds
In fields as they lay.
"The First Noel" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The First know well
The angel did say.
The angel did say.
Original Lyrics:
The First Noel
The angels did say.
The angels did say.
"The First Noel" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
They looked at high
And saw a star.
And saw a star.
Original Lyrics:
They looked up
And saw a star.
And saw a star.
"The First Noel" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
They looked at us and saw a star.
Original Lyrics:
They look-ed up and saw a star.
"For Unto Us A Child Is Born (fm Handel's'Messiah')" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
For unto us a chowder's born
Unto us a sauna's given.
Unto us a sauna's given.
Original Lyrics:
For unto us a child is born
Unto us a Son is given.
Unto us a Son is given.
"Frosty The Snowman" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Frosty the Snowman
Is a ferret elf, I say.
Is a ferret elf, I say.
Original Lyrics:
Frosty the Snowman
Was a fairy tale, they say.
Was a fairy tale, they say.
"Frosty the Snowman" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Frosty the Snowman's got a parrot up his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Frosty the Snowman's got a carrot for his nose.
"Frosty the Snowman" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
With a corn cob pipe and a butt and nose
Original Lyrics:
with a corn cob pipe and a button nose
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