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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Other christmas songs available: [MISC] [A] [B] [C] [D] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [R] [S] [T] [U] [W]

"Chestnuts Roasting By An Open Fire" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Jazz not ronsting by an open file,
jack frost snaping at your nose,
you'll tide care all being some bar quarrel,
and fox dressed up as eskimos
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting by an open fire,
jack frost nipping at your toes,
yule tide carols being sung by a choir,
and folks dressed up as eskimos
"The Chipmunk Song" by Chipmunks
Misheard Lyrics:
Mammoud Abboud
or
Loops the loop
Original Lyrics:
Hula Hoop
"The Chipmunk Song" by The Chipmunks
Misheard Lyrics:
Natural Larry
Original Lyrics:
Naturally
"Christmas in Dixie" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Crank slab's all in lights.
Original Lyrics:
Graceland's all in lights.
"Christmas Isn't Christmas (Since You Said Goodbye)" by Myra
Misheard Lyrics:
I've bent ass to lots of potties
To celebrate the season.
Original Lyrics:
I've been asked to lots of parties
To celebrate the season.
"Christmas Song" by Dave Matthews Band
Misheard Lyrics:
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see my house from here'.
Original Lyrics:
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see how it all soon will be'.
"The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole
Misheard Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like escaroles
Original Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like eskimos
"The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole
Misheard Lyrics:
Chesnuts popping on an open wire
Jack Frost tapping at your hose
Your tie and carol being hung by a wire
And folks, dressed up with pantyhose
Everybody knows a turkey and that candle glow
Help to make the reason right.
Original Lyrics:
Chesnuts roasting on an open fire Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks, dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright.
"The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole
Misheard Lyrics:
Jazz not rondsting on an open file
Jeack Frost snaping at your nose
You'll tide care owns, being some bar quarrel
And fox dressed up like eskimos.
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folk dressed up like eskimos.
"The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole
Misheard Lyrics:
Slime off the rings, a simple phrase
To kiss from one to manitou
Original Lyrics:
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
"The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole
Misheard Lyrics:
To kicks from one 292
Original Lyrics:
To kids from one to ninety-two
"Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)" by The Darkness
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas time, turning the mountains.
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, don't let the bells end.
"Christmas Time" by Hanson
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been blessed by the children like candles with wine
they believe in things they try to deny
Original Lyrics:
We've been blessed by the children, black yellow and white,
they believe in the things that we try to deny
"A Christmas to Remember" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
Light up the fireplace and Nat King Cole
Original Lyrics:
Light up the fire, play some Nat King Cole
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