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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Christmas in Dixie" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Crank slab's all in lights.
Original Lyrics:
Graceland's all in lights.
"Christmas Isn't Christmas (Since You Said Goodbye)" by Myra
Misheard Lyrics:
I've bent ass to lots of potties
To celebrate the season.
Original Lyrics:
I've been asked to lots of parties
To celebrate the season.
"Christmas Song" by Dave Matthews Band
Misheard Lyrics:
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see my house from here'.
Original Lyrics:
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see how it all soon will be'.
"Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)" by The Darkness
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas time, turning the mountains.
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, don't let the bells end.
"Christmas Time" by Hanson
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been blessed by the children like candles with wine
they believe in things they try to deny
Original Lyrics:
We've been blessed by the children, black yellow and white,
they believe in the things that we try to deny
"A Christmas to Remember" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
Light up the fireplace and Nat King Cole
Original Lyrics:
Light up the fire, play some Nat King Cole
Other christmas songs available: [MISC] [A] [B] [C] [D] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [R] [S] [T] [U] [W]
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