Misheard Lyrics -> Christmas -> M
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Mary Had A Little Lamb" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Father turned to school one day.
Original Lyrics:
He followed her to school one day.
"Mary's Baby" by The Tractors
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's baby, Son of Sam
Original Lyrics:
Mary's Baby, Son of Man
"Mary's Boy Child" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
A nuke is born today.
Original Lyrics:
A new King's born today.
"Mary's Boy Child" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
New kids' porn today
Original Lyrics:
New king's born today
"Matathias Bold" by Ilene Safyan and Margie Rosenthal
Misheard Lyrics:
Elie-ez-abee
Original Lyrics:
Eliezer, Eldest Son.
They way they sing it in the round, it sounds like it. It's funny when you hear it.
"Melchor, Gaspar, Y Baltazar" by Eydie Gorme Y Los Panchos
Misheard Lyrics:
Melchor, Gaspar, y Baltazar son los reyes mayos de la anunción.
Ellos vienen de lejana oriente a la corazón del niño Dios
Con su cargamento de juguetes y su vieja ley en dar la tradición.
Ellos vienen de lejana oriente a la corazón del niño Dios
Con su cargamento de juguetes y su vieja ley en dar la tradición.
Original Lyrics:
Melchor, Gaspar, y Baltazar son los reyes Magos de la ilusión.
Ellos vienen de lejana oriente a la adoración del niño Dios
Con su cargamento de juguetes y su vieja y legendaria tradición.
Ellos vienen de lejana oriente a la adoración del niño Dios
Con su cargamento de juguetes y su vieja y legendaria tradición.
"Mele Kalikimaka" by Bing Crosby
Misheard Lyrics:
Mele Kalikimaka is a wise way
To say Merry Christmas to you.
To say Merry Christmas to you.
Original Lyrics:
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say Merry Christmas to you.
To say Merry Christmas to you.
"Merry Christmas Everybody" by Slade
Misheard Lyrics:
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old socks are the best?
That the old socks are the best?
Original Lyrics:
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best?
That the old songs are the best?
"Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" by N'Sync
Misheard Lyrics:
Roastin' in the oven my burnt food too
Original Lyrics:
Ocean to ocean with my window view
"Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" by N'Sync
Misheard Lyrics:
When everybody's playing cards goes out.
Original Lyrics:
And everybody's playing 'cuz school's out.
"Merry Xmas Evrybody" by Slade
Misheard Lyrics:
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does a t*** up on his sleigh?
Does a t*** up on his sleigh?
Original Lyrics:
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does he turn up on his sleigh?
Does he turn up on his sleigh?
"The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" by Andy Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be parties for Holsteins
Marshmallows for Tolkien.
Marshmallows for Tolkien.
Original Lyrics:
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting.
Marshmallows for toasting.
"Muskrat Christmas" by Muskrat Grape
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang your fists of rage on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Hang a festive wreath on the wall.
"My Country 'Tis of Thee" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Land where my pilgrims fried
Original Lyrics:
Land of the pilgrims' pride
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