Misheard Lyrics -> Christmas -> L
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Lady" by Modjo
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see you're my tea light
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see you're my delight
"A La Nanita Nana" by Tish Hinojosa
Misheard Lyrics:
Me Jesús' tennis swing, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Mi Jesús tiene sueño
"Last Christmas" by Wham
Misheard Lyrics:
This year, to semi frontiers
I gave it to someone special.
I gave it to someone special.
Original Lyrics:
This year, to save me from tears
I gave it to someone special.
I gave it to someone special.
"Last Christmas" by George Michael
Misheard Lyrics:
This year, two semi-frontiers
Original Lyrics:
This year, to save me from tears
"Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow" by Bing Crosby
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us know, let us know, let us know.
Original Lyrics:
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
"Let It Snow" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some porn for copying.
or
It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some porn for c***ing.
And I've bought some porn for copying.
or
It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some porn for c***ing.
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some corn for popping.
And I've bought some corn for popping.
"Let It Snow" by Diana Ross
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us know, let us know, let us know.
Original Lyrics:
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
"Let It Snow" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the winery's slowly dying
But my dear, we're still good-bying.
But my dear, we're still good-bying.
Original Lyrics:
Now the fire is slowly dying
But my dear, we're still good-bying.
But my dear, we're still good-bying.
"Little Drummer Boy" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Shall I pay for you?
Original Lyrics:
Shall I play for you?
"The Little Drummer Boy" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary smiled at me, pa pom pom pom pom.
Original Lyrics:
Then He smiled at me, pa pom pom pom pom.
"The Little Drummer Boy" by Bob Seger
Misheard Lyrics:
The Alps have landing time.
Original Lyrics:
The ox and lamb kept time.
"The Little Drummer Boy" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Then he nodded
Original Lyrics:
Mary nodded
As missung by Bob Seger on his rendition of this classic tune.
"The Little Drummer Boy" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Very naughty, bah-rump-ba-bum-bum.
Original Lyrics:
Mary nodded, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.
"Little Jesus" by The Carpenters
Misheard Lyrics:
He will rob you.
Original Lyrics:
He will rock you.
"Little Saint Nick" by Beach Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
A half a dozen gear with Rudy to lead
Original Lyrics:
A half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead
"Little Saint Nick" by The Beach Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's gonna give us a lily pad suprise.
Original Lyrics:
And he's cruisin' every pad with a little surprise.
"Little Saint Nick" by The Beach Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Can Santa get his a** to match his suit?
Original Lyrics:
And when Santa hits the gas, man
Just watch her peel.
Just watch her peel.
"Little Saint Nick" by Beach Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Merry Christmas, Satan
Original Lyrics:
Merry Christmas, St. Nick
"Little Saint Nick" by Beach Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
With a half a dozen beer with Rudy to drink.
Original Lyrics:
With a half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead.
"The Little Saint Nick" by The Beach Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a handicapped deb who wants to ski for awhile.
Original Lyrics:
She's candy-apple red with a ski for a wheel.
"The Littlest Angel" by Bing Crosby
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a butterfly with golden wings
A little piece of a hollow log
2 shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out scrap of his fateful dog.
A little piece of a hollow log
2 shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out scrap of his fateful dog.
Original Lyrics:
Just a butterfly with golden wings
A little piece of a hollow log
2 shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out strap of his faithful dog.
A little piece of a hollow log
2 shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out strap of his faithful dog.
"The Littlest Angel" by Bing Crosby
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a butterfly with golden wings
A little piece of a hollow log
Two shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out strap of his faithful doll.
A little piece of a hollow log
Two shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out strap of his faithful doll.
Original Lyrics:
Just a butterfly with golden wings
A little piece of a hollow log
Two shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out strap of his faithful dog.
A little piece of a hollow log
Two shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out strap of his faithful dog.
"Little Town" by Cliff Richard
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, little town of Beverley Ham.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, little town of Bethlehem.
"Liza Jane" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, little eyes of, little eyes of Jane
Original Lyrics:
Oh, little Liza, little Liza Jane
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
She swore to menace Xavier
One has-been Worcester knight.
One has-been Worcester knight.
Original Lyrics:
She bore to men a savior
When half-spent was the night.
When half-spent was the night.
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
With Mary we behold it, the Virgin Mother kind
To show God's love a riot
She farted in the manger
One hellbent Wednesday night.
To show God's love a riot
She farted in the manger
One hellbent Wednesday night.
Original Lyrics:
With Mary, we behold it, the Virgin Mother kind
To show God's love aright
She bore to men a Savior
When half-spent was the night.
To show God's love aright
She bore to men a Savior
When half-spent was the night.
"Lord Of The Dance" by Michael Flatley
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the Dark, said he.
Original Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the Dance, said he.
"Lord of the Dance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, there, wherever you may be
Original Lyrics:
Dance, then, wherever you may be
"Lullay Thou Little Tiny Child" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Herod the king, in his regime.
Original Lyrics:
Herod the king, in his raging.
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