Misheard Lyrics -> Christmas -> MISC
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"12 Days Of Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pastry!
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree!
"12 Days Of Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pantry.
A partridge in a pantry.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days Of Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A poached egg in a pear tree.
A poached egg in a pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree..
A partridge in a pear tree..
"12 Days Of Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in her panties.
A partridge in her panties.
Original Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days Of Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A poached egg in a pear tree.
A poached egg in a pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days of Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, Manjoula gave to me.
Original Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
"12 Pains Of Christmas" by Bob Rivers Comedy Group
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy, my batteries are dead!
Get it your own, ya bum!
Get it your own, ya bum!
Original Lyrics:
Daddy, buy me something!
Get a job, ya bum!
Get a job, ya bum!
"8 Days Of Christmas" by Destiny's Child
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (it feel lonely)?
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (it feel lovely)?
"8 Days Of Christmas" by Destiny's Child
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 6 day of Christmas, my baby gave to me
4 diamond rings and a mini magazine.
4 diamond rings and a mini magazine.
Original Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A crotch eye git and some dirty denim jeans.
A crotch eye git and some dirty denim jeans.
"8 Days Of Christmas" by Destiny's Child
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A crotch eye git and some dirty denim jeans.
or
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A clk mracades with some dirty denim jeans.
A crotch eye git and some dirty denim jeans.
or
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A clk mracades with some dirty denim jeans.
Original Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans.
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans.
"8 Days Of Christmas" by Destiny's Child
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me,
a crop jacket with dirty denim jeans
a crop jacket with dirty denim jeans
or
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me,
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans
or
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me,
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans
Original Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me,
A crotch eye git and some dirty denim jeans
A crotch eye git and some dirty denim jeans
I have no idea what a "crotch eye git" is, but it's listed this way on all the lyrics websites.
"8 Days Of Christmas" by Destiny's Child
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A crotch eye git and some dirty denim jeans.
A crotch eye git and some dirty denim jeans.
Original Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans.
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans.
"8 Days Of Christmas" by Destiny's Child
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A crotch eye git and some dirty denim jeans.
A crotch eye git and some dirty denim jeans.
Original Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans.
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans.
"8 Days Of Christmas" by Destiny's Child
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas, my baby gave to me
A crop jacket with dirty denim jeans.
A crop jacket with dirty denim jeans.
Original Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas, my baby gave to me
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans.
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans.
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