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Misheard Lyrics -> Christmas -> MISC

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Other christmas songs available: [MISC] [A] [B] [C] [D] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [R] [S] [T] [U] [W]

"12 Days Of Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pantry.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days Of Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A poached egg in a pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree..
"12 Days Of Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in her panties.
Original Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days Of Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A poached egg in a pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days of Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, Manjoula gave to me.
Original Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
"8 Days Of Christmas" by Destiny's Child
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (it feel lonely)?
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (it feel lovely)?
"8 Days Of Christmas" by Destiny's Child
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A crotch eye git and some dirty denim jeans.
Original Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans.
Other christmas songs available: [MISC] [A] [B] [C] [D] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [R] [S] [T] [U] [W]
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