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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Hallelujah Chorus from Handels Messiah" by Toronto Mendelssohn Choir
Misheard Lyrics:
And we shall live forever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Original Lyrics:
And He shall reign forever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
"Hallelujah Chorus" by Georg Friedrich Handel
Misheard Lyrics:
For the Lord God impotent reignenth
Original Lyrics:
For the Lord God omnipotent reignenth
"Handel's Messiah" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
All wee like sheep
Original Lyrics:
All we, like sheep
"The Happy Holiday" by Paul And Paula
Misheard Lyrics:
Mistletoe meat
Original Lyrics:
Mistletoe means
"Happy Xmas (The War Is Over)" by John Lennon
Misheard Lyrics:
We're here at the Pier One
Original Lyrics:
For near and the dear ones
Pier One is an antiques shop
"Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" by John Lennon
Misheard Lyrics:
We're here and we're queer.
Original Lyrics:
For near and the dear ones
"Hark, The Hearld Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Narc, the hairlip angel sings
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the angels sing
"Hark The Heral Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Ark the arold ainjols sing
Glory to the new phone cane
Pizza ner, and merzy my eld
Come and sing, get reckon sailed!
Glory to the new phone cane
Pizza ner, and merzy my eld
Come and sing, get reckon sailed!
Original Lyrics:
Hark! The herald angels sing
Glory to the newborn King
Peace on Earth, and mercy mild
God and sinners reconciled!
Glory to the newborn King
Peace on Earth, and mercy mild
God and sinners reconciled!
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory to the New York King
Original Lyrics:
Glory to the newborn King
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
God and sinners wrecked a child.
Original Lyrics:
God and sinners reconciled.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing" by London Symphony Chorus, Backing Charlotte Church
Misheard Lyrics:
Hail the hambone Prince of Peace.
Original Lyrics:
Hail the Heaven-born Prince of Peace.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark, the haywire angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Joyful, all lean Haitians rise.
Original Lyrics:
Joyful, all ye nations rise.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Prison with healing in his wings.
Original Lyrics:
Risen with healing in his wings.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
With Anne's jelly toast proclaim.
Original Lyrics:
With th'angelic host proclaim.
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Garden centers wrecked a child.
Original Lyrics:
God and sinners reconciled
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory to the New York King
Original Lyrics:
Glory to the newborn king
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Honk, the herald angels sing
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace on Earth and Impestradle.
Original Lyrics:
Peace on Earth and mercy mild.
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
God d***ed sinners reconciled.
Original Lyrics:
God and sinners reconciled.
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace on Earth, and mercy might
Original Lyrics:
Peace on Earth, and mercy mild
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bark, the dear old angels bring.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by Cristy Lane
Misheard Lyrics:
God and sin are reconciled
Original Lyrics:
God and sinners reconciled
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Half the hairy angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald ngels sing.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark, the Hairy Angels Sing.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark, the Harold Agency
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark, the Harold angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the Herald Angels sing.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Sparkle year old angels' bling.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by London Symphony Chorus, Backing Charlotte Church
Misheard Lyrics:
While he lays his glory by
Harmless man, no more may die.
Harmless man, no more may die.
Original Lyrics:
Mild he lays his glory by
Born that man no more may die.
Born that man no more may die.
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy golden days, ahoy
Original Lyrics:
Happy golden days of yore
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy golden days, up yours!
Original Lyrics:
Happy golden days of yore
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we are, Olden Polynice
Happy b***in' days of yours.
Happy b***in' days of yours.
Original Lyrics:
Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore.
Happy golden days of yore.
In case you didn't know, Olden Polynice was an NBA player. Most sports fans of this site will know who he is.
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" by Judy Garland
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your heartbeat like.
Original Lyrics:
Let your heart be like.
This is from the 1946 MGM movie 'Meet Me In St. Louis'. This plays in mono.
"Head Shoulders Knees and Toes" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Head, shoulders sneezin' toes, sneezin' toes
Original Lyrics:
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
"Here Comes Santa Claus (part of 'The Santa Medley)" by Anne Murray
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a bag that's filled with toys for poison girls again.
Original Lyrics:
He's got a bag that's filled with toys for boys and girls again.
Anne Murray sings this as part of her 'The Santa Medley' on her 2-cd collection 'What A Wonderful Christmas'.
"Hickory Dickory Dock" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The clock struck one
The mouse was done
The mouse was done
Original Lyrics:
The clock struck one
The mouse fell down
The mouse fell down
"Holiday Celebrate" by Toni Braxton
Misheard Lyrics:
Holiday celebrate
Making love with my babe.
Making love with my babe.
Original Lyrics:
Holiday celebrate
Making out with my babe.
Making out with my babe.
"The Holly And The Ivy" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Of olive trees that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown.
The holly bears the crown.
Original Lyrics:
Of all the trees that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown.
The holly bears the crown.
"Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives
Misheard Lyrics:
Ho, ho, the mistletoe
Hum 'til you can sing.
or
Ho, ho, the mistletoe
Hung where you can sing.
Hum 'til you can sing.
or
Ho, ho, the mistletoe
Hung where you can sing.
Original Lyrics:
Ho, ho, the mistletoe
Hung where you can see.
Hung where you can see.
"Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, ho, the missing toe
Hung where you can see.
Hung where you can see.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, ho, the mistletoe
Hung where you can see.
Hung where you can see.
"Home For The Holidays" by The Carpenters
Misheard Lyrics:
For the holidays you can't be home sweet home.
Original Lyrics:
For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home.
"Home for the Holidays" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
When you long for the sunshine and the friendly gays
Original Lyrics:
When you long for the sunshine of a friendly gaze
"Hooray For Christmas" by Vikki Carr
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as bright as Halle Berry.
Original Lyrics:
I'm as bright as a holly berry.
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