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"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on cheat the kids!
Go on cheat the kids!
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again!
Wrong! Do it again!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on! Late again!
Go on! Late again!
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again!
Wrong! Do it again!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop breaking the wall.
Original Lyrics:
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part II)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No dark star chasm in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part II)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No ducks of Haslem in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part II)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dogs are clapping in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
All in all of Dristan, another breakin' the wall.
Original Lyrics:
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
'Dristan' is a nasal spray.
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
All in all, you're just another prick at the mall.
Original Lyrics:
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
C'mon! Hit the deck!
On! Hit the deck!
If you don't clean your feet,
You can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding if you cut your yippee?
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again!
Wrong! Do it again!
If you don't eat your meat,
You can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Com'on, hit the deck!
Com'on, hit the deck!
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again!
Wrong! Do it again!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't beat the kids!
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on, get your kids!
or
Go on, get your kicks!
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on, kick the kids!
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on, teach your kids!
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
More! Creamed chicken!
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, me take him! Oh, me take him!
If you don't kick your feet, you're not happened to pushing.
How are you happened to pushing if you don't kick your feet?
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again! Wrong! Do it again!
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, shoot the kid!
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh-ohhh, teacher! Oh-ohhh, teacher!
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again! Wrong! Do it again!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no cruise control.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no thought control.
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You deal with it.
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Pt. 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No darkside chasm in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall (Pt. 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No ducks or chasm in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall (Pt. 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Dukes of Hazzard are in the class room.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall (Pt. II)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! Teacher
Get up against that wall!
Original Lyrics:
Hey! Teacher
Leave those kids alone!
"Another Brick In The Wall (part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on, kick the kid!
Go on, kick the kid!
If you don't beat your meat
You can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again!
Wrong! Do it again!
If you don't eat your meat
You can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"Another Brick In The Wall (part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't shake your feet, you can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don't shake your feet?
Original Lyrics:
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"Another Brick In The Wall II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dogs and cats are in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dogs orgasm in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall II"
Misheard Lyrics:
No Darks of Hazem in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall II"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Dark Sock has 'em in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand still, Vlady!
Original Lyrics:
Stand still laddy!
"Another Brick In The Wall Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no Dukes of Hazzard.
or
We don't need know education.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no education.
"Another Brick In The Wall Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no eggs and bacon
Original Lyrics:
We don't need know education
"Another Brick In The Wall Pt. 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
You! Yes, you!
There behind the crate stand
Stand still, Laddie!
Original Lyrics:
You! Yes, you!
There behind the grandstand
Stand still, Laddie!
Steve adds: "In 'The Wall', the movie, he's under a tunnel next to crates when the train rolls through."
"Another Brick In The Wall pt 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
You! Yes, you!
There behind the grape stand
Son, deal with it!
Original Lyrics:
You! Yes, you!
There behind the bike sheds
Stand still, Laddie!
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill, Loggy!
Original Lyrics:
Stand still, Laddy!
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
No darts or chasms in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
No dogs of hazard in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
No dogs or cats are in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarkasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no birth control.
or
We don't need no launch control.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no thought control.
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no boss control.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no thought control.
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no gun control.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no thought control.
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
You! Yes you behind the damp stands!
I´m still waiting!
Original Lyrics:
You! Yes, you behind the grandstand!
Stand still, laddie!
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
You! Yes, you behind the bikeshed!
Stand still, laddie!
Original Lyrics:
You! Yes, you behind the grandstand!
Stand still, laddie!
Spoken at the end of the song.
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
You! Yes, you behind the green shed!
Stand still, laddie!
Original Lyrics:
You! Yes, you behind the grandstand!
Stand still, laddie!
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part 3"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't need no drunks to call me.
Original Lyrics:
And I don't need no drugs to calm me.
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part 3"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't need no trucks to call me
Original Lyrics:
And I don't need no drugs to calm me
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on, cut the cake!
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again!
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
No 'Dukes of Hazzard' in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
No c***s orgasm in the a**hole.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
No dog's a hazzard in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
No dog's orgasm in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, Doug--orgasm in the a**hole.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our thoughts are chasms in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Dukes of Hazzard in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dogs are passin' in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to go! Get your gear!
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again!
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no education
We don't need no false control.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control.
"Another Brick In The Wall, Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no fart control.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no thought control.
"Another Brick In The Wall, Pt. 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
All in all, it's just another p**** in the hole.
Original Lyrics:
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
"Another Brick In The Wall, Pt. 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no bodge control.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no thought control.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
All in all it's just ants, now they're breaking, the law.
Original Lyrics:
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
All in all, it's just another break in the law.
Original Lyrics:
All and all, it's just another brick in the wall.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
All in all, it's just another break in the wall.
Original Lyrics:
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
All in all, you're just another breaking the law
Original Lyrics:
All and all, you're just another brick in the wall
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
All in all, you're just another p**** with no b***s.
Original Lyrics:
All and all, you're just another brick in the wall.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we know is just a hole in breaked the wall.
Original Lyrics:
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another stick in by butt
Original Lyrics:
Another brick in the wall
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
No Rock Star has-beens in the classroom
or
Because thought's a hazard in the classroom
or
Because thought's a hazard in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasms in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go home! Kick the can.
Original Lyrics:
Wrong! Do it again.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! Caeser
Leave those kids alone!
Original Lyrics:
Hey! Teacher
Leave those kids alone!
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! Ceaser leave those Jews alone.
Original Lyrics:
Hey! Teacher leave those kids alone.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! Peter
Leave them kids alone!
Original Lyrics:
Hey! Teacher
Leave those kids alone!
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! Tito, leave those kids alone!
Original Lyrics:
Hey ! Teacher, leave those kids alone!
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, T-shirt, leave those kids alone!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Teacher, leave those kids alone!
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Teacher! Let us break the wall.
[Later]
Another breaking the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Teacher! Leave us kids alone.
[Later]
Another brick in the wall.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, preacher! Leave those kids alone!
All in all, it's just another p**** in the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, teacher! Leave those kids alone!
All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hol ihn, hol ihn unters Dach (German for 'Take him, take him under the roof')
Original Lyrics:
All in all you're just a..
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy, holy, just another brick in the wall.
Original Lyrics:
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can c** on my t*** if you don't s**** a Jew?
Original Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you have any p**** if you don't beat your meat?
Original Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you have any p**** if you don't beat your meat?
Original Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?
Original Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't clean your feet?
Original Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't clean your teeth?
Original Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your beets?
Original Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't kick your feet?
Original Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you eat your pudding if you can't see your feet
or
How can you have any pudding if you're going to get beat?
or
How can you have any pudding if you're going to get beat?
Original Lyrics:
How can you eat your pudding if you don't eat your meat
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need no drunks to call me
Original Lyrics:
I don't need no drugs to calm me
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need no harm surrounding,
and I don't need no drums to call me
Original Lyrics:
I don't need no arms around me,
and I don't need no drugs to calm me
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need no walls around me,
and I don't need no drunks to call me
Original Lyrics:
I don't need no arms around me,
and I don't need no drugs to calm me
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need your arms around me
and I don't need your sexy body
Original Lyrics:
I don't need no arms around me
and I don't need no drugs to calm me
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like dogs, we're kept here in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
No "Dukes of Hazzard" in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
No Dark Star chasm in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
No dark Satanism in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
No dark orgasms in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
No darks are cousins in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
No dog's orgasm in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ducks are a hazard in the classroom
or
No dogs and cats in our classrooms
or
No dogs and cats in our classrooms
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
No dogs of hazard in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
No dogs of hazzard in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Dukes of Hazzard in the classroom
or
No dogs or cats are in the classroom
or
No dogs or cats are in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
No drugs are consumed in the classrooms.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
No ducks are handsome in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
No ducks are welcome in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
No ducks or castles in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our thoughts are handled in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over all, you're just another break in the wall.
Original Lyrics:
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Dukes of Hazzard are in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
The c***suckers are in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
The doctor has them in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dogs of hazard in the class room
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dogs orgasm in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought's a hazard in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no Borg Patrol
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no thought control
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no birth control
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no thought control
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no edge of cacktion.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no education.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's lots of hazzards in the classroom
or
We don't need no education.
We don't need no force control.
No dukes of hazzard in the class room...
Hey! Teacher leave those kids alone.
or
We don't need no education.
We don't need no force control.
No dukes of hazzard in the class room...
Hey! Teacher leave those kids alone.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no education.
We don't need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the class room...
Hey! Teacher leave those kids alone
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no eggs and bacon.
We don't need no sausage roll.
Dogs are happy in the classroom--
Teacher leave them kids alone!
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no education.
We don't need no thought control.
Dark sarcasm in the classroom--
Teacher leave them kids alone!
How does one make sausage? With a meat grinder...an object prominent in the movie when this song came up.
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no f**kin' troll
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no thought control
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no fart control
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no thought control
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no force control.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no thought control.
"Another Brick in The Wall (Part 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no fog control.
or
We don't need no full control.
or
We don't need no f***ing troll.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no thought control.
"Another Brick in The Wall Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
No dogs are gathered in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
"Another Brick in the Wall ( Pt. 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dog's a hazard in the classroom.
or
The duck' s a hazard in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick in the Wall (pt.2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can I get your white pudding if you don't b*** your m****
How do I get this pudding from b***ing my m***!?
Original Lyrics:
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"Another Brick in the Wall (pt.2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?
Original Lyrics:
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"Another Brick in the Wall part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weed on dildo new seduction
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no education
"Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, kids again!
Original Lyrics:
Wrong, do it again!
"Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
All in all, it's just another p**** in the wall.
Original Lyrics:
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
"Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
All in all, it's just another p**** on the dole.
Original Lyrics:
All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.
"Another brick in the wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
All in all, you should stop, mother, breaking the law.
Original Lyrics:
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
"Arnold Layne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Autoclave
Original Lyrics:
Arnold Layne
"Arnold Layne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he got a nasty sword of Persians.
Original Lyrics:
Now he's caught - a nasty sort of person.
"Arnold Layne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he got as nasty sword of Persia.
Original Lyrics:
Nos he's caught; a nasty kind of person.
"Arnold Layne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toot to know
or
Tutu know
Original Lyrics:
Two to know
"Arnold Layne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toots ran out.
Original Lyrics:
Two to know
"Astronomy Domine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see waters underground
Original Lyrics:
Icy waters underground
"Astronomy Domine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over under all around Dartanyon
Original Lyrics:
Oberon Miranda & Titania
"Astronomy Domine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those who fear and those that stare
or
Stairways, scale down, dare who's lair?
or
Stairways scare Dan, dare who's there?
Original Lyrics:
Stairways, scare Dan Dare who's there.
"Bike"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know a mouse Sandy
Hasn't got a house.
Original Lyrics:
I know a mouse
And he hasn't got a house.
"Brain Damage"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if your head explodes, well that's a bonus too.
Original Lyrics:
And if your explodes with dark forebodings too.
"Brain Damage"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the cloud bursts there's thunder in your rear
Original Lyrics:
And when the cloud bursts thunder in your ear
"Brain Damage"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the cloud bursts
There's thunder in your rear.
Original Lyrics:
And when the cloud bursts
Thunder in your ear.
"Brain Damage"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the clown busts, there's c** --er-- in your ear.
Original Lyrics:
And when the cloud bursts thunder in your ear.
"Brain Damage"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the cow blasts thunder in your ear
Original Lyrics:
And when the cloud bursts thunder in your ear
"Brain Damage"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lonely tick is on the grass.
Original Lyrics:
The lunatic is on the grass.
"Brain Damage"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lunatic is on the cross.
Original Lyrics:
The lunatic is on the grass.
"Breathe (Reprise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tolling of the island bell
Original Lyrics:
The tolling of the iron bell
"Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Finger that hole
And make her c**.
Original Lyrics:
Dig that hole
And catch the sun.
"Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's good to warm my balls beside the fire.
Original Lyrics:
It's good to warm my bones beside the fire.
"Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run, Rabbi run.
Original Lyrics:
Run, rabbit run.
"Careful With That Axe, Eugene"
Misheard Lyrics:
Careful with that a**, Eugene.
Original Lyrics:
Careful with that axe, Eugene.
"Careful With That Axe, Eugene"
Misheard Lyrics:
Devil with a tax machine.
Original Lyrics:
Careful with that axe, Eugene.
"Careful With That Axe, Eugene"
Misheard Lyrics:
Devil with a tax machine.
Original Lyrics:
Careful with that axe, Eugene.
"Comffortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have become, comfort me now.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
A distance ships mark on the horizon
or
A distance ships smoke on the horizon
Original Lyrics:
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
A distant s*** swamp on the horizon
Original Lyrics:
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Capricorn, come with me home.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had to c**, comfort me Doug.
Original Lyrics:
And I have become comfortably numb.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a cold,comfort me, mum
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a gun, comfort me now.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have became comfortably won.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have become a comfortable gnome.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have become comfortably dumb.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have become comfortably known
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have become comfortably known
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have become comfortably loved.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have come for blue rum.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to come, come with me now
Original Lyrics:
I have become Comfortably Numb
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to come, comfortably numb.
Original Lyrics:
I have become, comfortably numb.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hands felt just like tuba loons.
Original Lyrics:
My hands felt just like two balloons.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head swelled just like a toy balloon.
Original Lyrics:
My hands felt just like two balloons.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Okay, just a little pin prick
Bend over, ahhhhhhh
Original Lyrics:
Okay, just a little pin prick
There'll be no more 'ahhhh'
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Okay, just a little thin prick.
Original Lyrics:
Okay, just a little pin prick.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Okay, just a little thin prick
On your knees, 'Ahhhh!'
Original Lyrics:
Okay, just a little pin prick
There'll be no more 'Ahhhh!'
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no brain, you are receiving,
a distant chipmunk on the horizon
Original Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receding,
a distant ship's smoke on the horizon
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no hair, you are receding.
Original Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receeding.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are a ceiling
My hands felt just like two lamoons.
Original Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receding
My hands felt just like two balloons.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receding
A dish of chips, smoked on the horizon.
Original Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receeding
A distant chipmunk on the horizon
Original Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receeding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receiving
A distant ship smoke on the horizon.
Original Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a child I caught a fieldmouse
Out of the corner of my eye
Original Lyrics:
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a child I had a feeling
My head felt just like a tube of 'ludes.
Original Lyrics:
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a child, I had a fever
My hands felt just like to the moons.
Original Lyrics:
When I was a child, I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons.
"Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have all become fluid waste.
Your lips move, but I can't hear what you say.
Original Lyrics:
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying.
"Dogs Of War"
Misheard Lyrics:
dogs of war
the mirror of eight
Original Lyrics:
Dogs of War and men of hate
"Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you believe at heart, everyone's a cabbage.
Original Lyrics:
And you believe at heart, everyone's a killer.
"Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you'll be filled with farts
Everyones's a killer.
Original Lyrics:
And you believe at heart
Everyone's a killer.
"Eclipse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything under the sun is entombed
When the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
Original Lyrics:
Everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
Frankly, does it really matter. It's weird anyway.
"Eclipse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything under the sun is in tune
When the sun is clipped by the coon.
Original Lyrics:
Everything under the sun is in tune
When the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
"Free Four"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was buried like a mole in a Vauxhall.
Original Lyrics:
He was buried like a mole in a fox hole.
"Free Four"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was buried like a mole in a Vauxhall.
Original Lyrics:
He was buried like a mole in a fox hole.
"Have A Cigar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And did they tell you the name of the King Floyd?
Original Lyrics:
And did they tell you the name of the game, boy?
"Have A Cigar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And did we tell you the name of the King Floyd?
We call it 'Riding The Gravy Train'.
Original Lyrics:
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it 'Riding The Gravy Train'.
"Have A Cigar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it 'Riding The Crazy Train'.
Original Lyrics:
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it 'Riding The Gravy Train'.
"Have A Cigar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it 'Robbing The Gravy Train'.
Original Lyrics:
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it 'Riding The Gravy Train'.
"Have A Cigar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if we tell you the name of the game, boy
We're gonna ride the Gravy Train.
Original Lyrics:
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it 'riding the gravy train'.
"Have A Cigar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and hit a deer, boy; have a cigar.
Original Lyrics:
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
"Have A Cigar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in here, Pink boy, have a cigar.
Original Lyrics:
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
"Have A Cigar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in here, queer boy, have a cigar
Original Lyrics:
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
"Have A Cigar"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just No Doubt
Original Lyrics:
We're just knocked out
"Have A Cigar"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I tell you the name of the game
We are gonna ride the crazy train, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it 'Riding The Gravy Train'.
"Have a Cigar"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just locked out.
Original Lyrics:
We're just knocked out.
"Hey You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaking bubbles in the hall
Original Lyrics:
Breaking bottles in the hall
"Hey You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey you! Don't tell me to go home alone.
Original Lyrics:
Hey you! Don't tell me there's no hope at all.
"Hey You"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your rear against the wall
Original Lyrics:
With your ear against the wall
"High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beyond the horizon of the place we lived in helium.
Original Lyrics:
Beyond the horizon of the place we lived when we were young.
"High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a racket then that followed in our footsteps.
Original Lyrics:
There was a ragged band that followed in our footsteps.
"High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a ragged bear that swallowed up our footsteps.
Original Lyrics:
There was a ragged band that followed in our footsteps.
"Julia Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do ya dream
Dream that queen
Queen of all my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Julia dream
Dreamboat queen
Queen of all my dreams.
"Julia Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
John Deacon
Dream 'bout Queen
Queen of all my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Julia dream
Dreamboat queen
Queen of all my dreams.
John Deacon is the name of Queen's bassist.
"Julia Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Julia Dream
Dream 'bout Queen
Queen of all my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Julia dream
Dreamboat queen
Queen of all my dreams.
"Julia Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will this gay-armored dildo
Find me where I'm hiding?
Original Lyrics:
Will the scaly armadillo
Find me where I'm hiding?
"Learning To Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fatal attraction is holding me fast
How can I escape this immovable gas?
Original Lyrics:
A fatal attraction is holding me fast
How can I escape its irresistible grasp?
"Learning To Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Permission granted, I turned to try.
Original Lyrics:
Condition grounded, but determined to try.
"Learning To Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no sensation to compare with this suspended
Masturbation, a state of bliss
Original Lyrics:
There's no sensation to compare with this suspended animation
A state of bliss.
"Learning To Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound biscuit pie.
Original Lyrics:
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I.
"Learning To Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tongue-tied twisted, just an earthbound distant cry.
Original Lyrics:
Tongue-tied twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I.
"Learning To Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tongue-tied twisted, just an earthbound distant light.
Original Lyrics:
Tongue-tied twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I.
"Learning To Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tongue-tied twisted, just an earthbound listening aye.
Original Lyrics:
Tongue-tied twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I.
"Learning To Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tongue-tied, twisted
Just an Earth-bound mincemeat pie.
Original Lyrics:
Tongue-tied, twisted
Just an Earth-bound misfit, I.
"Learning To Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn tied, twisting
Just an earth bound piston am I.
Original Lyrics:
Tongue-tied and twisted
Just an earth-bound misfit.
"Learning to Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fatal attraction is holding me fast
How can I escape this irresistible grass
Original Lyrics:
A fatal attraction is holding me fast
How can I escape its irresistible grasp
"Learning to Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Across the clouds I see my shadow fly out of the corner of my wandering eye
Original Lyrics:
Across the clouds I see my shadow fly out of the corner of my watering eye
"Learning to Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
My sole intention is learning to fly
Original Lyrics:
A soul in tension that's learning to fly
"Learning to Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no sensation to compare with this pending animation,
descending bliss
Original Lyrics:
There's no sensation to compare with this Suspended animation,
A state of bliss
"Learning to Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tongue tied and twisted
Just an Earth-bound pisshead
Original Lyrics:
Tongue tied and twisted
Just an Earth-bound misfit
"Learning to Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn time, twisting
just an earth bound piston
Original Lyrics:
Tongue-tied and twisted
Just an earth-bound misfit
"Lost for Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that everything else was just great.
Original Lyrics:
I thought that everything else would just wait.
"Lucifer Sam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black cat's something I can't explain.
Original Lyrics:
That cat's something I can't explain.
"Lucifer Sam"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fat cat is something I can't explain.
Original Lyrics:
That cat's something I can't explain.
"Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give me that too good good bulls***.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give me that do good goody bulls***.
"Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a high flying Jesus Christ travelling section.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in a high fidelity first class travelling set.
"Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in the high five-dollar first-class traveling section
I think I need a lip checked.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in the high-fidelity first-class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet.
"Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in the high-fidelity first-class traveling section
I think I need a lift, Jeff.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in the high-fidelity first-class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet.
"Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday!
Original Lyrics:
Money.
"Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
New car, caviar, forced our daydream
Think I bought New York football team.
Original Lyrics:
New car,caviar, four star daydeam
Think I'll buy me a football team.
"Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four-star daydream
Think about me a football team.
Original Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four-star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team.
"Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
New car, caviar, porn-star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Original Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four-star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team.
"Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheriff Early
Original Lyrics:
Share it fairly.
"Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
You call caviar four star bakedbeans
Original Lyrics:
New car, caivar, four star day dreams
"Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
You call caviar four-star baked beans.
or
You can't count beyond four, stop aging.
Original Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four-star daydreams
"Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
You call caviar four-star baked beans
Original Lyrics:
New car, caviar, four-star daydreams
"Mother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother should address the government.
Original Lyrics:
Mother, should I trust the government?
"Nobody Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a pair of Goat Hills' boots.
Original Lyrics:
Got a pair of Gohills boots.
"Nobody Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the obgenitry Hendrix perm
And the inevitable pin holed burns
All down the front of my favorite sating s***.
Original Lyrics:
I got the obligatory Hendrix perm
And the inevitable pinhole burns
All down the front of my favorite satin shirt.
"Nobody Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a Jimmy Hendrix pillow.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the obligatory Hendrix perm.
"Nobody Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a little black book that my porn's in.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a little black book with my poems in.
"Nobody Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the obligatory Hendrick's sperm
Original Lyrics:
I've got the obligatory Hendrix perm
"Nobody Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the obligatory Hendrix sperm.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the obligatory Hendrix perm.
"On The Turning Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more turning away
From a weekend in Surrey.
Original Lyrics:
No more turning away
From the weak and the weary.
"One Of My Turns"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel one of my toes coming off.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel one of my turns coming on.
"One Of My Turns"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or get between the sheets?
Or contemplate a violent threeway?
Original Lyrics:
Or get between the sheets?
Or contemplate the silent freeway?
"One Of My Turns"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run to the bathroom and the suitcase on the left
You'll find my paper and ass.
Original Lyrics:
Run to the bedroom and the suitcase on the left
You'll find my favorite axe.
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with a king of sweden
or
One of these days
I break you into little pieces
or
One of these days
I break you into little pieces
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days I'm gonna dance with the evil pieces
Original Lyrics:
One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm going to cook you a little pizza.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm going to dance with the eagle chief.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm going to stuff you into a little freezer.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm gonna turn you into a human being.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days, I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with your little sister.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with your little sister.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna drown you in the name of Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I am going to get rid of you, b****.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm going to drop from the human species.
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm going to dance with the little people.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm going to dark town to hear the priest.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with the King of Sweden.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm going to f*** with a gypsy.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
"One of My Turns"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel one of my toes coming off
Original Lyrics:
I can feel one of my turns coming on
"Pick Up Thy Stethesope And Walk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk, talk, talk, talk!
Original Lyrics:
Doctor! Doctor!
"Pigs (Three Different Ones)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ha, ha, she'll ride you up.
Original Lyrics:
Ha, ha, charade you are.
"Pigs (Three Different Ones)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You f***ed a whole hand.
Original Lyrics:
You f***ed-up old hag
"Pigs (Three Different Ones)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You f***ed her whole head.
Original Lyrics:
You f***ed-up old hag
"Pigs (Three Different Ones)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You house-bound brown house
Ha, ha, charade you are
Original Lyrics:
You house proud town mouse
Ha, ha, charade you are
"Pigs (Three of Them)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink man, pink Man,
how how charade you are
Original Lyrics:
Big Man, Pig man,
haha, charade you are
"Pigs (Three of Them)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll ride you on.
Original Lyrics:
Charade you are.
"Run Like Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause if they catch you in the back seat, they're gonna take her out
They'll case you made a mudder in a car full of bugs.
Original Lyrics:
'Coz if they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks
They'll send you back to Mother in a cardboard box.
"Run Like Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the cold shell shatters
Original Lyrics:
As the cockleshell shatters
"Run Like Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the conchshell shatters
Original Lyrics:
As the cockleshell shatters
"Run Like Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood, blood, blood, blood
Original Lyrics:
Run, run, run, run
"San Tropez"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rita Pavone
Original Lyrics:
Reach you by phone.
From the 'Meddle' album. By the way, Rita Pavone was an Italian singer who charted in the UK in the 60's with 'Heart'.
"Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beating in public, we fell on his neck with a scream.
Original Lyrics:
Bleating and babbling, I fell on his neck with a scream.
Zingoleb adds: "I notice that other lyrics say, 'Bleating and blasting,' but I have the vinyl and it's, 'Bleating and babbling.'"
"Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bleating in public, we fell on his neck in a dream.
Original Lyrics:
Bleating and babbling, I fell on his neck with a scream.
"Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
March cheerfully out of security into a tree
Original Lyrics:
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream
"Shine On You Crazy Diamond"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on you miner for truth and illusion.
Original Lyrics:
Come on you miner for truth and delusion.
"Shine On You Crazy Diamond"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when we were young
You smelled like your mum.
Original Lyrics:
Remember when we were young
You shone like the sun.
"Shine On You Crazy Diamond"
Misheard Lyrics:
You seller o' refrigerant
Original Lyrics:
You seer of visions
"Shine On, You Crazy Diamond"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on you raper, you seer of visions.
Original Lyrics:
Come on you raver, you seer of visions.
"Shine On, You Crazy Diamond"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sign on, you crazy diamond.
Original Lyrics:
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
"Speak To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been motherf***ing years.
Original Lyrics:
I've been mad for f***ing years.
"Summer '68"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye to you, Charlotte Pringlesdew.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye to you, Charlotte Pringle's due.
"The Final Cut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big enough to cause him a disease
Original Lyrics:
Makin' love to girls in magazines
"The Final Cut"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you negotiate the minefield in the try
And keep the tolls
And heat the cold electronic eyes
And if you make it past the shadows in the hall
Dial the combination
Open the priesthole
And if I mean to wuh
Original Lyrics:
If you negotiate the minefield in the drive
And beat the dogs
And cheat the cold electronic eyes
And if you make it past the shotguns in the hall
Dial the combination
Open the priesthole
And if I'm in I'll tell you wha...
"The Final Cut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the fish eyed limbs
Original Lyrics:
Through the fish eyed lens
"The Happiest Days Of Our Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill whittee!
Original Lyrics:
Stand still, Laddie!
"The Scarecrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
He stood in a field with Charlie Brown.
Original Lyrics:
He stood in a field where barley grows.
"The Trial"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fills me with the urge to deficate!
No, judge, the jury!
Original Lyrics:
Fills me with the urge to defecate!
Do it judge, s*** on him!
"The Trial"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could have played them into sheep
Original Lyrics:
I could have flayed him into shape
"The Trial"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save our city.
or
Bring down the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Bring down the wall.
"The Trial"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bleeding hearts and arses
Original Lyrics:
The bleeding hearts and artists
"The Trial"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will make him suffer
Your exclusive white mother
Fills me with an urge to defecate.
Original Lyrics:
The way you made them suffer
Your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with an urge to deficate.
"The Wall (Part 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no vegetation.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no education.
"The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
All in all, you're just another p**** in the hole.
Original Lyrics:
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
"The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
No 'Dukes Of Hazzard' in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!
Original Lyrics:
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken logic's call.
Original Lyrics:
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spells.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
D***ing away
The moments that make up the dull day.
Original Lyrics:
Ticking away
The moments that make up a dull day.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digging away, the moments that make up a dog day.
Original Lyrics:
Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friends that either come too long
Are all prepared to screw the blind.
Original Lyrics:
Plans that either come to naught
Or half a page of scribbled lines.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fritter and waste the hours in an oil-fired way.
Original Lyrics:
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fritter and waste the owls in an offhand way.
Original Lyrics:
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandad needs a country walk
So have the pavement sprayed with mines
Original Lyrics:
Plans that either come to naught
Or half a page of scribbled lines
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Half a plate of slivered limes
Original Lyrics:
Half a page of scribbled lines
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's good to warm your buns by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
It's good to warm your bones by the fire.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
No-one told you when to run
They lost the starting gun.
Original Lyrics:
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plans that neither come toward
Or have a page of state of mind.
Original Lyrics:
Plans that either come to naught
Or half a page of scribbled lines.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Refrigerate the hours and lose that weight.
Original Lyrics:
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Refrigerate the owls in an old fat way.
Original Lyrics:
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it away, the moments that make up a dull day
Original Lyrics:
Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it away
Original Lyrics:
Ticking away
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it away
Original Lyrics:
Ticking away
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking away the moments that make up a dull day.
Original Lyrics:
Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking away the moments that make up the dog days.
Original Lyrics:
Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ticking away, the moments that make up the dark day.
Original Lyrics:
Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day.
"Two Suns In The Sunset"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two nuns in the sunset
Hmmmm, could it be the human race is run?
Original Lyrics:
Two suns in the sunset
Hmmmm, could it be the human race is run?
"Us & Them"
Misheard Lyrics:
haven't you heard
It's a battle of words and most of the are lies
Original Lyrics:
'Haven't you heard? It's a battle of words', the poster-bearer cried.
"Us And Them"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pus and phlegm
Original Lyrics:
Us and them
"Us And Them"
Misheard Lyrics:
S and M
Original Lyrics:
Us and them
"Us And Them"
Misheard Lyrics:
Us and them
And after all, we're only old and merry men.
Original Lyrics:
Us and them
And after all, we're only ordinary men.
"Us and Them"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haven't you heard,
it's a battle of words
And most of them are lies
Original Lyrics:
Haven't you heard,
it's a battle of words
The posterbearer cried
"Us and Them"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haven't you heard?
It's a battle of words
And most of them are mine.
Original Lyrics:
Haven't you heard?
It's a battle of words
The posterbearer cried.
"Us and Them"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haven't you heard?
It's a battle of words and most of them have died.
Original Lyrics:
Haven't you heard?
It's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
"Us and Them"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haven't you heard?
It's a battle of words
And most of them are lies.
Original Lyrics:
Haven't you heard?
It's a battle of words
The poster bearer cried.
"Us and Them"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haven't you heard?
It's a battle of words
And most of them alive.
Original Lyrics:
Haven't you heard?
It's a battle of words
The posterbearer cried.
"Us and Them"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haven't you heard?
It's a battle of words
But most of them run dry.
Original Lyrics:
Haven't you heard?
It's a battle of words
The posterbearer cried.
"Vera"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does anybody here remember me in Berlin?
Original Lyrics:
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
"Welcome To The Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
He always ate at the state bar.
Original Lyrics:
He always ate at the steak bar.
"Welcome To The Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
He always made a mistake, ma
or
I know I made a mistake, ma.
Original Lyrics:
He always ate at the steak bar.
"Welcome To The Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
He only made the mistake of...
Original Lyrics:
He always ate at the steak bar.
"Welcome To The Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always hated the stink bomb.
Original Lyrics:
He always ate at the steak bar.
"Welcome To The Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk on, my son
Walk on to the machine.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome, my son
Welcome to the machine.
"Welcome to the Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome my chin,
Welcome, to the Mac3!
Where have you been,
You've grown hair all over your chin!
Original Lyrics:
Welcome my son,
Welcome to the machine,
Where have you been,
it's alright we know where you've been.
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
A walk on part in The Wall
For a leaf grown in a cage
Original Lyrics:
A walk on part in the war,
for a lead role in a cage
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
A walk on part in The Wall,
for a lead role in a cage
Original Lyrics:
A walk on part in the war,
for a lead role in a cage
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
A walk on part in The Wall
For a Negro in a cage.
Original Lyrics:
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage.
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
A walk on part in The War
For a Negro in a cage.
Original Lyrics:
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
or walk on part in the war for a leaf rolled in a cane
or
A walk on part in the war, for a negro in a cage
or
A walk-on part in the war
For an eagle in a cage
or
A walk-on part in the war
For an eagle in a cage
Original Lyrics:
A walk on part in the war, for a lead role in a cage
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
A welcome part in the warmth for the lead role in a cage
Original Lyrics:
A walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
And did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a Negro in a cave?
Original Lyrics:
And did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you tell a green feel?
Original Lyrics:
Can you tell a green field?
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did they get you to trade
Your heroes for goals?
Original Lyrics:
Did they get you to trade
Your heroes for ghosts?
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did they get you to train your hero's ghosts
Hot assholes for trees,
Hot air full of cool breeze,
Cold comfort for change.
Did you exchange a walking cane in the war
For a tadpole in a cave?
Original Lyrics:
Did they get you to trade your hero's for ghosts,
Hot ashes for trees,
Hot air for the cool breeze,
Cold comfort for change.
Did you exchange a walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did they get you to train
Your heroes for goats?
Original Lyrics:
Did they get you to trade
Your heroes for ghosts?
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you exchange a walk on part in the war
For a Negro in a cage?
Original Lyrics:
Did you exchange a walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you exchange
A walk-on part in 'The Wall'
For an egg roll in a cave?
Original Lyrics:
And did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk on part of the wharf
Original Lyrics:
A walk on part in the war
"Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just two lost soles swimming in a fishbowl.
Original Lyrics:
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a parking tool man.
Original Lyrics:
I need a dirty woman.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I have deadly won now.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I need a dirty woman.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I hear your daddy woman
Oh, I hear your daddy died.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I need a dirty woman
Oh, I need a dirty girl.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I need a daddy woman.
Oh, I need a daddy girl.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I need a dirty woman.
Oh, I need a dirty girl.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I need a galliant whopper
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I need a dirty woman
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I have three v*****s.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I need a dirty woman.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I need a barrier woman
Ooh, I need a barium girl.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I need a dirty woman
Ooh, I need a dirty girl.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I need an Italian woman.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I need a dirty woman.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, a big Italian woman
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I need a dirty woman.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, I need a daddy in Portland.
Oh, I need a daddy now.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, I need a dirty woman.
Oh, I need a dirty girl.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, I need a dirty woman
Oh, I need a daily gal.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, I need a dirty woman
Ooh, I need a dirty girl.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, idiotic woman
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, I need a dirty woman.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooohhh, I heard your dad died in the war man
Ooohhh, I heard your Dad died in the war.
Original Lyrics:
Ooohhh, I need a dirty woman
Ooohhh, I need a dirty girl.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooh, I need a guided woman.
Original Lyrics:
Ooooh, I need a dirty woman.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooo, I need a dying woman
Ooooo, I need a dying gal.
Original Lyrics:
Ooooo, I need a dirty woman
Ooooo, I need a dirty girl.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooooh I need an Italian woman
Original Lyrics:
Oooooh I need a dirty woman
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooooh, I hate Italian women
Oooooh, you like to dye your curls.
Original Lyrics:
Ooooh, I need a dirty woman
Ooooh, I need a dirty girl.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooohhh, I need Italian Women
Original Lyrics:
Ooooohhh, I need a dirty woman
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooooo I need a girl give me one.
Oooooooo I need a curling iron.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, I need a dirty woman.
Oh, I need a dirty girl.
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will some woman with a steady hand
Make me feel like a real man?
Original Lyrics:
Will some woman in this desert land
Make me feel like a real man?
"Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
ooooooh I need a delicate woman
Original Lyrics:
ooooooh I need a dirty woman
"lost for words"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt persecuted and paralyzed
I thought that everything else was just great
Original Lyrics:
I felt persecuted and paralyzed
I thought that everything else would just wait

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The Wall (Deluxe Packaging Digitally Remastered) album at Amazon.com
Wish You Were Here album at Amazon.com
Dark Side of the Moon album at Amazon.com
Dark Side of the Moon 30th Anniversary Edition album at Amazon.com
Animals album at Amazon.com
Echoes: The Best of Pink Floyd album at Amazon.com
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