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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Pearl Jam that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A** smelling piles
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahh, she walks slowly because a young man's room.
Original Lyrics:
She, she walks slowly across a young man's room.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amstel Light
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I smoke, smoke, Winston's, Winston's.
Original Lyrics:
And if so, if so, who answers, who answers?
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if so, if so, windsurf, windsurf.
Original Lyrics:
And if so, if so, who answers, who answers?!
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if so
Who wins, Sir?
Who wins, Sir?!
Original Lyrics:
And if so
Who answers?
Who answers?!
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I'm playing guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm glad we talked.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'd planned to talk.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm glad we talked.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm letting in the dogs.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm glad we talked.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm playin the guitar
Original Lyrics:
But I'm glad we talked
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm playin' guitar.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm glad we talked.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day,
'cept blood, blood, oh you know where.
Now I can't see I just stare
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day,
'cept the look, the look, oh you know where.
Now I can't see I just stare
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'cept love, love, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham alone at curtain's bee.
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham apple pies
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Home alone at Easter tea.
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Home alone in ecstasy.
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Home alone on a settee
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Homo gnome at 8:30.
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept look, look, going nowhere
Now I can't see I'm just scared.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept love, and love goes you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept love, love, oh you know well
Now I can't see I just stare.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the love, love. You know, Ed
Now I can't see I just stare!
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I say love line.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna fight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poo-poo head.
Original Lyrics:
You're still alive, she said.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm staying alive.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm stealing lies.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sterile now.
or
Amstel Light
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sterilized.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can see, so I stare.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can't clean, I just pledge.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can't see our despair.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohm anome an aye turn me.
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch that whore with yer daddy.
Original Lyrics:
What you thought was your daddy.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We went surf, we went surf.
Original Lyrics:
Who answers, who answers?!
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where do you go whicha daddy?
Original Lyrics:
What you thought was your daddy
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't the seating?
Original Lyrics:
While you were sitting
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love amstel light
or
Wo-ho, I'm sterilized
or
Wo-ho, I'm sterilized
Original Lyrics:
aah I'm still alive
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woah, hamster delight.
Original Lyrics:
Woah, I'm still alive.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wow I can pee, I'm a pear.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your real daddy was Italian.
Original Lyrics:
Your real daddy was dyin'.
"Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
ahh, she walks across a young banjo.
Original Lyrics:
She, she walks slowly across a young man's room.
"Alone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reaches out until the water turns to red hot.
Original Lyrics:
Reaches for her 'til his mind becomes blood hot.
"Alone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woken up to be burned, burned cookin'.
Original Lyrics:
Woken up to be burned, burned again.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
1-2-3-4 father and son
Original Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5 against one
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
1-2-3-4, early in the morn
Original Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5, against one
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5 again swan
Original Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5 against one
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5 o'clock dawn
Original Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5 against one
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5, bat my hand down, uhuh.
Original Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5 against one
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a geek with a lion bar.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be with a Karen Paul.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd father bees with an e-bow.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be with a pelican
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an Andy Mole.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather bleed with an enema
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather meet with a cannibal.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather pee in a urinal.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather pee on an elbow.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather speed with an anema.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd ride Habib like an animal.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna be like a lightning bolt.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna pee like a lightning bolt.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to be with her animal.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gotta be with an anemone.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soul bright yes of your face.
Original Lyrics:
So frightened of your pain.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk different, you to me.
Original Lyrics:
Torture from you to me.
"Animal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Torch lit from you to me
Original Lyrics:
Torture from you to me
"Aye Davanita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I read a meter.
Original Lyrics:
Aye davanita.
"Aye Davanita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a greeter.
Original Lyrics:
Aye davanita.
"Aye Davanita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gotta beater.
Original Lyrics:
Aye davanita.
"Aye Davanita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I, Dave,and Peter
Original Lyrics:
Aye davanita
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Campfires and buttermilk
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't drive a panel van.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fight the feather man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find Anphetemines
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find La Petomaine.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Oscar La Petomaine was one of those possibly fictitious legendary characters you hear about, famous for his farting. I think it originated in France or possibly the French Quarter in New Orleans. See also Mel Brooks' character in the film "Blazing Saddles".
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter man!
or
Can't find a beer again.
or
Can't find my bed again.
or
Can't find a bed of hams
or
Can't find a buttered ham
or
Can't find a Pall Mall
or
Can't find a Pall Mall
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a bigger pan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a bitter man
or
Grape vines are beligerent
or
Ate pie, couldn't handle it
or
Walked by, tripped in the sea
or
Ain't buyin' a Tippman
or
Ate my belligerence
or
Wait 5 minutes
or
Take my Guinness
or
Make believe you're a guilty man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a peppermint
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find amphetamines
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find epitome.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find her underpants
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find my cousin Jan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find no buttermilk.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the Vedder man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the Vedder man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter pan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butterman.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the buttermilk.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the litter pan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the pyramid.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fire the Chedder, man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fire the Vedder, man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a better man
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a chedder man
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lies and says she's a lesbian.
Original Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him
Vampire Mailman
Original Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lies, insists she's in love with him.
Original Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him.
"Betterman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fight Dave Letterman.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a betterman.
"Betterman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find Dave Letterman.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a betterman.
"Betterman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a butty man again.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Betterman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a vitamin.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Betterman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find my bedpan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Betterman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter lamb.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Betterman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter, man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Betterman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the buttered yam.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a betterman.
"Betterman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mating clutching the wok, he's not a frog.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting watching the clock, it's four o clock.
"Betterman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wakes up horny.
Original Lyrics:
She wakes up lonely.
"Betterman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's my impediment.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the b**** you said,
'Oh, Ben wasn't glad
He tattooed everything'.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the b****** have
All been washed in black.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bitches say
They've all been washed with glass.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And my better half stands on broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now better hands
Shaped beneath the clouds.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my b****es said
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my better half
Sleeps beneath the flowers.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my better hands
Create all broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bigger a** cradles stolen hash.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bigger a**, cradles stolen hash.
or
And now my better half, rests on broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands, cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bigger hands, are just broken hands.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands wait down broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Caged in broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Playdough broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Shake beneath the clouds.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the laundromat turned my wool to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah...
Original Lyrics:
All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah...
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chains (Shades) of empty canvas, underneath your sweat (under sheets of pale)
Her legs spread out before me as her body was it
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chains sheets of empty canvas, underneath her bed
Her legs spread out before me as her body moves in.
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me as her body laid still.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me as her body lays dead.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me as her body lies still.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me, as her body lays dead.
Original Lyrics:
Her lace spread out before me, as her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me
As her body was still.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me
As her buddy's ones did.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me
As she began to die.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid out before me
As her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she gave me all that she was.
Original Lyrics:
I know she gave me all that she wore.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know some day you'll have a beautiful wife, I know you'll be a star.
Original Lyrics:
I know some day you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be somebody else's guy
But why, why, why can't you be mine?
or
I know someday you'll have a beautiful wife
I know you'll be a son in somebody else's life
But why, why, why can't it be me?
Original Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be mine?
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be somebody else's guy
But why, why, why can't you be mine?
Original Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be mine?
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a sock and drive away.
Original Lyrics:
How quick the sun can drop away.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk downtown
I'm surrounded by KISS-FM.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside,
I'm surrounded by donkeys and things
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside,
I'm surrounded by some kids at play
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by Sunkist and plague.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by Smokey The Bear.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by Zonkey the Bear.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by monkeys and gays.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by songs kids are playing.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by sont qui s'appelle?
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm so beautified, his donkeys are fed.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by Smokey the Bear.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by donkeys at bay.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by stoned kissy-face.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
0 I'm surrounded by a donkey's affair.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm surrounded and I don't give a damn.
Original Lyrics:
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My better half played in broken glass
Original Lyrics:
My bitter hands cradle broken glass
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My bitter hands, they hold broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
My bitter hands cradle broken glass.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the gear, I tasted and breathed has taken a turn.
Original Lyrics:
Now the AIR, I tasted and breathed has taken a turn.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the b**** is sad.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures had...
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the b**** is sad
Oh, that was unplanned
Tattooed everything.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Queafs of envied pandas
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took Eddie Cantor
Under sheets of clay.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas, until she's to blame
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas
Under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me,
As her body went still.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas
Under the sheets of clay lace
Spead out before me
As her body once did.
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay were laid
Spread out before me
As her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas
under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out just for me
as her body lies dead
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a guilty canvas
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an empty canvas, under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me as her body holds still.
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an empty canvas.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an empty canvas.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an empty canvas
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so empty handed.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me,
As her body lay still.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of plain.
Her legs spread out before me,
as her body grew still
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
as her body once did
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me as her body once did.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do I sear?
Original Lyrics:
So what do I say?
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do I sear?
Original Lyrics:
So why do I see her?
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do I see her?
Original Lyrics:
So why do I sear?
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do I stay?
Original Lyrics:
So what do I say?
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do I swear?
Original Lyrics:
So why do I sear?
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tattooed on high seas
Original Lyrics:
Tattooed all I see
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her leg's spread out before me
or
Her lace spread out before me
or
Were laid spread out before me
or
Were laid spread out before me
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me
"Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
sheets of empty canvas over sheets of red her legs spread out before me as her body lay still. And vicious thoughts spin round my head they're spinning oo they're spinning and all I wanted was everything and now bitter hands
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas Untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me, As her body once did.
more misheard lyrics
"Brain Of J." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Nagano.
Original Lyrics:
You, you've been taught.
"Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
A brave man does that!
Original Lyrics:
A breath and a scream
In the verse it's 'a scream' but here in the chorus, Stone Gossard just swallows most of the word.
"Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life and all its worth, a breath and a...glory's the door.
Original Lyrics:
Life ain't what it's worth, a breath and a scr... oh, reach the door.
"Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waking day and
Oh cute mutilating, ah yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Day in, day out
Accumulating, ah yeah.
"Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes on fire
Original Lyrics:
House on fire
Editor's note: Someone said that this was an instrumental track, and hence there are no lyrics. Wrong! I google-searched it just now, and it does have lyrics. (I have not heard the song before, but I'm sure it's available on Youtube, and I will listen to it when I have a chance.)
"Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice on fire
Original Lyrics:
House on fire
"Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Local churches, hearses and brother gonna put the blame on me.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause my big brother don't want to just let me be.
"Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh with da Pearl Jaaaaaammm
Original Lyrics:
Oh, and I'm pushin' oh if I could get above
"Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peanut butter with da Pearl Jam.
Original Lyrics:
Use a flag as a bandage.
"Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Use a bag as a advantage
Original Lyrics:
Use a flag as a bandage.
"Can't Keep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't live for heffers.
Original Lyrics:
I don't live for ever.
"Can't Keep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna cake.
I wanna dine out.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna shake.
I wanna wind out.
"Can't Keep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna night cap,say tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rise and say goodnight.
"Can't Keep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These lice and gout.
Original Lyrics:
This mind and shout.
"Can't Keep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't keep beer here.
Original Lyrics:
You can't keep me here.
"Comatose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel it rising, next I farted.
Original Lyrics:
Feel it rising, next stop falling.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacon by the can put on my clothes.
Original Lyrics:
They can buy but can't put on my clothes.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am not the stork that eats your breast.
Original Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat you bread.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat your breast.
Original Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat your bread.
Actually, there is one line where "breast" is the correct word, so this isn't entirely misheard.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat your breath
Original Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat you bread
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Naked by the can, put on my clothes.
Original Lyrics:
They can buy but can't put on my clothes.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taken by the hand, put on my clothes
Original Lyrics:
They can buy but can't put on my clothes
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The hating drove me mad.
Original Lyrics:
The waiting drove me mad.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The waiter groped my a**.
Original Lyrics:
The waiting drove me mad.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The waiting trophy man
Original Lyrics:
The waiting drove me mad.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinkin' 'bout the cancer on my clothes.
Original Lyrics:
They can buy but can't put on my clothes.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinkin' 'bout the cancer on my clothes.
Original Lyrics:
They can buy but can't put on my clothes.
"Corduroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To live and die an empty form
Original Lyrics:
To live and die, let it be done
"Courdoroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacon by the can put on my clothes
Original Lyrics:
They can buy, but can't put on my clothes
"Courdoroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to stop and eat your brains.
Original Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat your bread.
"Courdoroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take the firmest path
or
I'll buy the Burmese bag
or
I'll buy the Burmese bag
Original Lyrics:
I'll take the varmints path
"Courdoroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop wasting trophies, man.
Original Lyrics:
The waiting drove me mad.
"Courdoroy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The waiting trophy man
I'll take all interest back
Original Lyrics:
The waiting drove me mad
You're finally here and I'm a mess
"Cropduster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone is back to sin.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone is practicing.
"Cropduster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone is masturbating.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone is practicing.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A lone lettuce slice
Original Lyrics:
Alone, listless
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pigeon's head will remind me.
Original Lyrics:
The picture kept will remind me.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A young girl, her own friend
Center of her own attention
Child reads aloud, cries!
Tries to understand it, why?
Original Lyrics:
Young girl, violins
Center of her own attention
Mother reads aloud, child tries
Tries to understand it, tries.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alone, breastless
Original Lyrics:
Alone....listless
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alone, this lass
Original Lyrics:
Alone, listless
I also have always believed "centre of her own attention" was "centre of her own potential hunger" because Vedder seems to say more than 3 syllables when he sings "attention".
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alone, weet-bix
Breakfast table in an otherwise empty room.
Original Lyrics:
Alone, listless
Breakfast table in an otherwise empty room.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Center of a rhododendron
Original Lyrics:
Center of her own attention
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Center of her rhododendron(s).
Original Lyrics:
Center of her own attention.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Conger
Original Lyrics:
Young girl
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me 'Dotter'.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me 'Dullard'.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me Jordan
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me Yogurt
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter, potato.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter, not fit to.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
Not fair to
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
Not fit to
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
Don't pray to me
No picture kept will remind me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
Not fit to
The picture kept will remind me.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
It's not fair to
The fractured hip will remind me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
Not fit to
The picture kept will remind me.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me donor,
not fit to be
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter,
not fit to
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me donut
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me doubter
Not fair to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
Not fit to be.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me dumber, my bet to...
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter, not fit to
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call me lover
Not fair to me
The future's gifts will remind me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't call me daughter
Not fit to keep
The picture kept will remind me.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scent of a rhododendron
Original Lyrics:
Center of her own attention
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gnaws the hand that holds the pan.
Original Lyrics:
She holds the hand that holds her down.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She holds the hand that holds her down
She wonders, 'What the f***?'
Don't call me daughter
[It's] not fair to me.
Original Lyrics:
She holds the hand that holds her down
She will rise above
Don't call me daughter
Not fit to.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bitch of death will remind me
Original Lyrics:
The picture kept will remind me
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fisher's cat will remind me.
Original Lyrics:
The pictures kept will remind me.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sheep go mad.
Original Lyrics:
The shades go down.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girl, violence
Starin' at the rhododendron.
Original Lyrics:
Young girl, violins
Center of her own attention.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girl, violence
Original Lyrics:
Young girl, violins
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girl, violets
Smelling all the rhododendrons.
Original Lyrics:
Young girl, violins
Center of her own attention.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girl, vital ends
Center of her own attention.
Original Lyrics:
Young girl, violins
Center of her own attention.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girls
Violence
Stare at the rhodedendrum.
Original Lyrics:
Young girls
Violins
Center of her own attention.
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girls
Violence
Center of her own attention
Original Lyrics:
Young girls
Violins
Center of her own attention
The liner notes actually show both of these, I guess Vedder couldn't make up his mind
"Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girls
By all means
Center of her own attention.
Original Lyrics:
Young girls
Violins
Center of her own attention.
"Deep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the bottom, hit yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, yeah, the bottom, yeah.
"Deep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In too deep, yeah
Alphonse D'Amato
Original Lyrics:
In too deep, yeah
Can't touch the bottom
"Deep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In too deep, yeah
Can of tomatoes.
Original Lyrics:
In too deep, yeah
Can't touch the bottom.
"Deep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In too deep, yeah
Can't touch the butthole.
Original Lyrics:
In too deep, yeah
Can't touch the bottom.
"Deep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put his dog in a igloo.
Original Lyrics:
But he's got a great view.
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A dissident D.C.O.
Original Lyrics:
A dissident is here.
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A dissident and seal
Original Lyrics:
A dissident is here.
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A dizzy dance
Original Lyrics:
A dissident
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess the end, I guess the end is near.
Original Lyrics:
A dissident, a dissedent is here.
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I pissed my pants,
I pissed my pants
Original Lyrics:
Dissidence,
Dissidence
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a dirt, it's a dirty brassiere.
Original Lyrics:
A dissident, a dissident is here.
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a dirty brassiere.
Original Lyrics:
A dissident is here.
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss a dan, kiss a dandy seal.
Original Lyrics:
A dissident, a dissident is here.
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The disadvantaged seal
Original Lyrics:
The dissident is here.
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Aunt Bea's fiord.
Original Lyrics:
A dissident is here.
"Dissident" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Aunt Bea's fiord
Original Lyrics:
The dissident is here.
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's my comb
Original Lyrics:
He's my clone
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the first man to have friends
Original Lyrics:
I am the first mammal to make plans
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a feast, I had a fag.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a beast, I'm the man.
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a beast, with my lust
I can kill 'cos I ain't got a choice.
Original Lyrics:
I'm at peace, with my lust
I can kill 'cos in God I trust.
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a beast, with my voice
I can kill 'cos I ain't got a choice.
Original Lyrics:
I'm at peace, with my lust
I can kill 'cos in God I trust.
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to make plans.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wear pants.
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wet my pants.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wear pants.
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first man to advance.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wear pants.
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first man to have hands
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wear pants
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first man to shake hands.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wear pants.
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my chance,
I'll sing in the choir
Original Lyrics:
Here's my church,
and I sing in the choir
"Do The Evolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Train the damn monkey--go to fire.
Original Lyrics:
2010, watch it go to fire.
"Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearts and farts they fade
Fade away.
Original Lyrics:
Hearts and thoughts they fade
Fade away.
"Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear I recognize your breasts.
Original Lyrics:
I swear I recognize your breath.
"Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearts and farts they fade, fade away
Original Lyrics:
Hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away
"Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearts and farts they fade
Fade away.
Original Lyrics:
Hearts and thoughts they fade
Fade away.
"Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wouldn't recall,
For I'm not my father
Original Lyrics:
You wouldn't recall,
For I'm not my former.
"Evacuation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to take head and some agression.
Original Lyrics:
Time to take heed and change direction.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the runs like butterflies
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the world likes butterflies.
or
Cross the road like butterflies.
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bleedin'
Breaks his head on a pillar made of concrete, again.
Oh feelin' maybe he can see a little better in 80 days, oh,
Head down, faces what he sees again and they're familiar
Dark grin, he can't help when he's happy, looks insane.
Even though Thoughts arrive like butterflies,
He won't go, so they chase him away.
Original Lyrics:
Freezing.
Rests his head in a pillow made of concrete, again.
Oh, feeling maybe he'll see a little better set a days. Ooh yeah.
Oh, hand out. Faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar. Ooh
Oh, dark grin. He can't help when he's happy looks insane. Aah
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies. Yeah.
Oh, he don't know so he chases them away.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brian
Original Lyrics:
Praying
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught giraffe like photo-fire
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat at Joe's.
'Cause I ride on butter fries.
Oh and he gone go, till he chases limb a gay.
Original Lyrics:
Evenflow.
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
Oh and he don't know so he chases them away.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even Flo
Farts around like butterflies.
Original Lyrics:
Even flow
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even flow
Start to run like butterflies
or
Even flow
Cause a run like butterflies
Original Lyrics:
Even flow
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even rollin'
Original Lyrics:
Even flow
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though
Original Lyrics:
Even flow
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Floats around like butterflies.
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Freezing Right Said Fred on a pillow made of concrete.
Original Lyrics:
Freezing rests his head on a pillow made of concrete.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Freezing, right seeing something on a good old bed of concrete.
Original Lyrics:
Freezing, rests his head on a pillow made of concrete.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl friend, he can't have when his happy looks insane.
Original Lyrics:
Dark grin, he can't help when he's happy, looks insane.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl friend, he can't help when he's happy, uses his hand.
Original Lyrics:
Dark grin, he can't help when he's happy, looks insane.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to set wildfires.
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus rests his head on a pillow made of concrete.
Original Lyrics:
Freezing rests his head on a pillow made of concrete.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots of thug life butterflies
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
M R A M R A
Original Lyrics:
Him away, him away...
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mozzerella butterflies
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh feelings, free from all the fools and the legal halls of fame.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, ceilings, few and far between all the legal halls of shame, yeah.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, feelin', maybe he'll feel a little better, Saturday.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, feelin', maybe he'll see a little better, set a day.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reason rests his head on a pillow made of concrete.
Original Lyrics:
Freezing rests his head on a pillow made of concrete.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something wet, he'll begin his "I forget" "I forget, I forget..."
Original Lyrics:
Someday yet, he'll begin his life again Life again, life again...
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Steve and Joe
Original Lyrics:
Even flow
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They have lungs like butterflys.
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butter fries.
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thoughts of her like butterflies.
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whispering hands gently lead him away,
Hear my way, hear my way.
Original Lyrics:
Whispering hands gently lead him away,
Him away, him away.
"Even Flow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Zoe chases them away.
Original Lyrics:
So he chases them away.
"Faithful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And geckos nobody hears.
Original Lyrics:
And echoes nobody hears.
"Faithful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when teenagers believe in the game controls.
Original Lyrics:
M-Y-T-H is belief in the game controls.
"Faithful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are a furry thing
Original Lyrics:
You are everything
"Garden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will smoke with my band now.
Original Lyrics:
I will walk with my hands bound.
"Ghost" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love a sheep, take it out.
Original Lyrics:
Love is deep, dig it out.
"Ghost" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't hurt when I bleed.
"Given To Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By that time, nothing could save him.
Original Lyrics:
A bad time, nothing could save him.
"Given To Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Delivered him wings of getting down.
Original Lyrics:
Delivered him wings, 'Hey look at me now!'
"Given To Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
First he was stripped
Then he was stabbed
By a faceless man, the f***ers
He still stands.
Original Lyrics:
First he was stripped
Then he was stabbed
By faceless men, well, f***ers
He still stands.
"Given To Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a smoke and some tea.
Original Lyrics:
Had a smoke in the tree.
"Given To Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He could have turned into them
But he turned 'em down.
Original Lyrics:
He could have tuned in, tuned in
But he tuned out.
"Given To Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He made it to the ocean, had a small canteen.
Original Lyrics:
He made it to the ocean, had a smoke in a tree.
"Given to Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Made it the ocean, had a smoke and some tea.
Original Lyrics:
Made it to the ocean, had a smoke in the tree.
"Glorfied G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
4 or 5 virgins on a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorfied G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't even know yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Always keep it loaded.
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bonafide virgin, here she comes.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't fly Virgin with a pellet gun.
or
Don't fly Virgin with a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fortified version of a pellet gun
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good fine version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good fine version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
49 virgins on a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All five virgins on a billy goat.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B***in' five virgins and a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Birds fly south, but not the pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bona-fide version of a pellet gun
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butterfly virgin with a pellet gun
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doin' my impression of a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go tellin' on a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fortified version of a pelly gone
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fortified virgin and a skeleton
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified pleasures of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified version of America
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified version of Elliot Gould.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Four or five cousins and a pelican
or
Glorified version of a pelican
or
Glorified version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my version of a pelican
or
Glorified version of a pelican
or
Glorified version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified version oh the hell it can.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified virgin of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified virgin of america
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified virgin on a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified virgin on her belly cum
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified virgin with a belly of c**.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glorified virgin with a pellet gun
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go find virgins with a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will eat baloney.
Original Lyrics:
Always keep it loaded.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will eat baloney.
Original Lyrics:
Always keep it loaded.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lo-fi version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Low flying version of a pelican
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No fine person owns a pellet gun.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oil fires burning on a pellican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk five miles and pay the income
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wax on.
Original Lyrics:
Life comes.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a fine version of a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your 5 birds and I'm a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
"Glorified G" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your fine cousin is a pelican.
Original Lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Choke the walrus!
Original Lyrics:
Don't go on me...
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go wandering!
Original Lyrics:
Don't go on me.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you want me?
Original Lyrics:
Don't go on me.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dunk the wombat.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go on me.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost my donkey
Original Lyrics:
Don't go on me.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mojo risin'
Original Lyrics:
Don't go on me
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never had it up before
Original Lyrics:
Never acted up before
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spank the monkey
Original Lyrics:
Don't go on me
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stomp the Wombat
Original Lyrics:
Don't Go on Me
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stomp the wombat, stomp the wombat.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go on me, don't go on me.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stomp the wombat.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go on me.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuned to my nooses, so packing it on.
Original Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis, a fool not a f***ing god.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuned to my nurses, so packing it on.
Original Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis, a fool not a f***ing god.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned to her nurses
And pulled out a f***ing gun.
Original Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis
A fool, not a f***ing god.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned to my Mrs who pulled a f***ing gun.
Original Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis, a fool not a f***ing god.
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis, and pulled out my f***ing c***!
Original Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis, a fool not a f***ing god.
Its a great song!
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis
I pulled out my f***ing gun
Original Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis, a fool not a f***ing god
"Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis
Of whom I'm f***ing gone!
Original Lyrics:
Turned to my nemesis
A fool, not a f***ing god.
"Grievance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoover, nobody does it like you.
Original Lyrics:
I will feel alive, as long as I am free.
"Grievance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If they go to E-Bay, Bay, Bay.
Don't let them go to E-Bay.
Original Lyrics:
If they fail to obey.
Yeah, ha, if they fail to obey.
"Grievance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Place the bid that to the their thrones.
Raise the bids and pull them back if they fail to pay.
Oh if they fail to pay.
Pledge my grievance to E-Bay.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the innocent from a crowd.
Raise those sticks them bring them down.
If they fail to obey.
Ah, if they fail to obey. Yeah yeah.
For every tool they lend us a loss of independence.
"Grievence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give mud, then take it back again.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give blood, then take it back again.
"Grievence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fritos, big crunch!
Original Lyrics:
Freedoms big plunge!
"Grievence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull the incest from the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the innocent from a crowd.
"Habit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never saw true habit. Never thought you'd habit.
Original Lyrics:
Never thought you'd ever. Never thought you'd ever.
"Hail, Hail" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smell, smell the ugly ones
I refer to those who c**.
Original Lyrics:
Hail, hail the lucky ones
I refer to those in love.
"Help Help" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell me pies
Sell me pies.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Tell me lies.
"Help Help" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell me wine
Sell me wine.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why
Tell me why.
"I Am Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've a feeling, the cat's on a high.
Original Lyrics:
And the feeling, it gets left behind.
"Immortality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blisters dim my stink.
Original Lyrics:
Whiskers in the sink.
"Immortality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
C***ing in the park.
Original Lyrics:
Running in the dark.
"Immortality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Clusters around my d***
Original Lyrics:
Whiskers in the sink
"Immortality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Druids groove on.
Original Lyrics:
Truants move on.
"Immortality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Newts, you rock.
Original Lyrics:
Truants move on.
"Immortality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' on books on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Cigar box on the floor.
"Immortality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat ate the bird.
Original Lyrics:
Vacate is the word.
"Immortality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The rat is a girl.
Original Lyrics:
Vacate is the word.
"Immortality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vengeance has no place , only a herd.
Original Lyrics:
Vengeance has no place, to me or her.
"Immortality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vengeance has no place under here.
Original Lyrics:
Vengeance has no place, to me or her.
"In My Tree" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Ellie's own)
(Oh the rice shaw she's own)
(Ellie's ruse by known)
(Oh the rice shaw she's own)
Original Lyrics:
(Eddie's down in his home)
(Oh, the blue sky it's his home)
(Eddie's blue sky home)
(Oh, the blue sky it's his home)
"In My Tree" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up here aunty.
Original Lyrics:
Up here in my tree.
"Indifference" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll swallow poison until I grow a mule.
Original Lyrics:
I'll swallow poison until I grow immune.
"Insignificance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a gnome that's swimming
Original Lyrics:
Like a ball that's spinning
"Insignificance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The place seats three, let the song protest
Original Lyrics:
Play C3, let the song protest
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A dead leg in pools of maroon below.
or
The dead lay in pool of moon glow.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A dead leg in pools of maroon below.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Adam drawing pitchers on mountaintops with lemon tops
Original Lyrics:
At home drawing pictures of mountaintops with him on top
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And dad laid with fools in a bungalow.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he hit me with surprise laugh.
Original Lyrics:
And he hit me with surprise left.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the dead lay in pools of balloon below.
Original Lyrics:
And the dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arms raised in 'd'
They're danglen' over pools of maroon.
Original Lyrics:
Arms raised in 'v'
The dead lay in pools of maroon.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At home dominfixer
Original Lyrics:
At home drawing pictures
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At home, drawing pictures
Of hounds and dogs
Original Lyrics:
At home, drawing pictures
Of mountaintops
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At home, he didn't get attention
And the fact that, mommy didn't cook
Meet Jeremy in the weekend.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy didn't give affection, no
And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear
King Jeremy the wicked.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blah, blah, blah in pools of Provolone.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Came down on me and lick it.
Original Lyrics:
King Jeremy the wicked
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Came down on me, it's wiccan
Original Lyrics:
King Jeremy is wicked
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could have been spoken in class today
or
Jermey spoke as plain as day.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could have been spoken in class today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead meat spoken class today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep down we, we cared
Oh ruled his world.
Original Lyrics:
King Jeremy, the wicked
Oh, ruled his world.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep down, he was wicked.
Original Lyrics:
King Jeremy, the wicked
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From a bad boy
Original Lyrics:
From the blackboard
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the black boy
Original Lyrics:
From the blackboard
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Geddy Lee Spokane's Mass Play
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Geddy Lee spoke in class today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
General Lee spoke in class today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gentily spoken class today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gentlemen spoken destiny
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gentlemen's more gay
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gently spoken blasphemy.
or
Jeremy smoked in class today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gently spoken blasphemy
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Geoffrey's woken, woken.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken, spoken.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gnashed his teeth and made the recess ladies pressed.
Original Lyrics:
Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gnashed his teeth in the D-sized ladies' breast
How can I f*** it?
Original Lyrics:
Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast
How could I forget?
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised in a bean.
Original Lyrics:
Arms raised in a V.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It came down on me, though we care.
Original Lyrics:
King Jeremy, the wicked
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It dawned on me, the wicked
Rule this world.
Original Lyrics:
King Jeremy, the Wicked
Ruled his world.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll be spoken yesterday
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jed and Reese smokin' grass to hay.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy Schborghan...yeaaaaah!
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy Spoden passed away.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy Spokane Amsterdam
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy is falling down stairs.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's really f***in' gay.
or
Jeremy poked my ass today
or
Jeremy croked in class today
or
Jeremy broke my pottery clay
or
Jeremy kicked my ass today
or
Jeremy picked his ass today
or
Jeremy picked his ass today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy poked in ass clay
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy saw him last week
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy small hands, class today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy smokin' again, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy smokin' crack today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy smokin' glass bidet.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy smokin' grass today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke and passed away.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke and raised the dead.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke to the President.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoken brass beds today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoken clear as the day.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoken yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoken, Guess again
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoken, as it is.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoken, clear as the day
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spoken, yes he did.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spooled down, cast away.
or
Jeremy stroked me, kissed today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy spore hand class today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's Spaldin', glass today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's a bogan, yes he is.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's bokken, yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
A bokken is a Japanese wooden sword.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's bowling class is gay.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's brogan smashed my face
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's broken glass parade
or
Jeremy spoke in yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's broken glass parade
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's broken glass today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's broken last days.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's callin', yeah, hey
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's going crazy.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's in Spokane yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken yesterday
or
Jeremy's more than a little gay
or
Jeremy's more than a little gay
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's open grave
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's poked in the a** today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's pokin' cats today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's pokin' half the day.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smokin grass today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smokin' a** today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smokin' crack today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smokin' grass today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smokin' grass today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smokin' in class today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smokin' my ass today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smoking a glass d***.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smoking crack today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smoking glass today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smoking grass today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's smoking, yes he is.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's soaked in p*ss and sh*t.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoke bent, spoke bent.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken, spoken.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken blasphemy.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken, yes he has
or
Jeremy's spoken yesterday
or
Jeremy's spoken yesterday
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken, masturbate.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken, where's the bee?
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken, yes he did.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's strokin and he's gay.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's walking, walking, Jeremy's walking yes he is
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in, spoke in, Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerry Lee's smokin' grass today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerry got poked in his a** today!
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
King Jeremy the weekend
Original Lyrics:
King Jeremy the wicked
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemming yellow sun
Original Lyrics:
Lemon yellow sun
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' near the sun
Original Lyrics:
Lemon yellow sun
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My jaw left hurtin', it dropped right over there. Just like headache--like headache I hurt.
Original Lyrics:
My jaw left hurtin', mmm dropped wide open. Just like the day--like the day I heard.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My jaw left hurtin', mmm try Taco Bell.
Original Lyrics:
My jaw left hurtin', mmm dropped wide open.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Palm trees in a V
Original Lyrics:
Arms raised in a V
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please tell me, the weak end.
Original Lyrics:
King Jeremy, the wicked
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the harmless little f***.
Original Lyrics:
Seemed a harmless little f***.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seemed a harmless little fun.
Original Lyrics:
Seemed a harmless little f***.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seemed a harmless little ploy.
Original Lyrics:
Seemed a harmless little f***.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seemed a homeless little f**k
Original Lyrics:
Seemed a harmless little f**k
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a harmless little duck
Original Lyrics:
Seemed a harmless little f***
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smashed his teeth in with the recess lady's breast.
Original Lyrics:
Gashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smell the Reese's in his breath.
Original Lyrics:
Bit the recess lady's breast.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tear all these spoken words, as it is.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell a green small man what he did yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken gladly
or
Tell him he's baldin', yeaheaaheahhh....
or
Tell him he's baldin', yeaheaaheahhh....
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me spoken, yeeeaaahhhh!!
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me spoken... as of today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, Spokane.
or
Jeremy Spokane
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in...
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Terribly spoken, 'Erh-erh-ehehreh-ay'.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Terribly spoken, spoken.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy's spoken, spoken.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dad lay in pools of broom blown
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dad lay, in pools of blue blow.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
'Blue blow' is slang for cocaine.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dead laid in pools of blue glow.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of blue blood.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of broo blow.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon blood.
Original Lyrics:
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to blame this on the trap door.
Original Lyrics:
Try to erase this from the blackboard.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to erase this you little whore.
Original Lyrics:
Try to erase this from the blackboard.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to escape us from the black hole
Original Lyrics:
Try to erase this from the blackboard
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be smokin' weed today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
"Jeremy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you blame it on Mr. Al Gore?
Original Lyrics:
Try to erase this from the blackboard.
"Johnny Guitar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taco Bells responsible for original sin
Original Lyrics:
The type of girl responsible for original sin
"Just Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some folks just have fun; others they got done
Original Lyrics:
Some folks just have fun; others they got none
"Last Exit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry on a milktop.
Original Lyrics:
Die on a hilltop.
"Last Exit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let mom kiss my a**.
Original Lyrics:
Let my spirit pass.
"Last Exit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the British pass.
Original Lyrics:
Let my spirit pass.
"Last Exit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the nun die.
or
Let the sun shine.
Original Lyrics:
Let the sun climb.
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I held her close, I kissed her all askance.
Original Lyrics:
I held her close, I kissed her our last kiss.
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh where oh where has my baby been
or
Ovary ovary baby been
or
Ovary ovary baby been
Original Lyrics:
Oh where oh where can my baby be
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can hear my baby when I leave her this song
Original Lyrics:
So I can see my baby when I leave this world
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something worm going in my eye
or
Something worn coming to my eyes
or
Something worn coming to my eyes
Original Lyrics:
Something warm flowing through my eyes
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There in the road strayed a hedge.
Original Lyrics:
There in the road, straight ahead
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There in the road, straight, a hinge
Original Lyrics:
There in the road, straight ahead
This is the recent remake of the song and it sounds like it's by Hootie & the Blowfish. It is not the J. Frank Wilson version of the '60's nor the '70's version by Wednesday.
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We hadn't driven there before
Original Lyrics:
We hadn't driven very far
"Last Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, where oh where can my baby be?
The law took her away from me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me.
"Leash" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out of my f**king face
Original Lyrics:
Get out of my lucky face
"Leash" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out of my lucky face
Original Lyrics:
Get out of my f***ing face
"Leash" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought Police
Original Lyrics:
Drop the leash.
"Leatherman"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fear beaten animal yet so polite
or
never met an enema that was so polite
or
never met an enema that was so polite
Original Lyrics:
Appeared to be an animal yet so polite
"Light Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And jokes about dorks.
Original Lyrics:
And jokes about war.
"Light Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've used Pampers made out of cod.
Original Lyrics:
I've used hammers made out of wood.
"Light Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mine's a fart.
Original Lyrics:
Miles apart
"Light Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Want to rent Istanbul.
Original Lyrics:
Got to spend it all.
"Light Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're like, made of stone.
Original Lyrics:
Your light made us stars.
"Love Boat Captain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't leave your clone.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave you alone.
"Love Boat Captain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
First comes Doug, and then comes Wayne.
Original Lyrics:
First comes love, and then comes pain.
"Love Boat Captain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I steal leaves.
Original Lyrics:
I still believe.
"Love Boat Captain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love boat captain take a pill.
Original Lyrics:
Love boat captain take the reigns.
"Love Boat Captain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This dogs gotten fleas.
Original Lyrics:
This God forgotten place.
"Lowlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buxom jealousy tell me wrong.
I will feel calm.
Original Lyrics:
Books and jealousy tell me wrong.
I will feel calm.
"Mankind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
"What's got Pearl Jam fakin' it?"
Original Lyrics:
"What's got the whole world fakin' it?"
"Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All that's sacred comes from Perth.
Original Lyrics:
All that's sacred comes from youth.
"Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dedications, not even true
Original Lyrics:
Dedication, naive and true
"Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like my home and that's the truth.
Original Lyrics:
Like Mohammad hits the truth
"Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Small my table sits just two, leaning back.
Original Lyrics:
Small my table sits just two, me and Beth.
"Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smell my navel.
Original Lyrics:
Small my table.
"Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Nafayoo.
Original Lyrics:
This is not for you.
"Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is not Paul Young, never was Paul Young.
Original Lyrics:
This is not for you, never was for you.
"Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is not f*** you.
Original Lyrics:
This is not for you.
"Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What, you fool?
Original Lyrics:
Not for you
"Nothing As It Seems" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't feel like home, ease a little hour
Original Lyrics:
Don't feel like home, he's a little out
"Nothing As It Seems" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a little trout.
Original Lyrics:
He's a little out.
"Nothing Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Muffin man
Original Lyrics:
Nothin' man
"Nothingman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Muppet man
Original Lyrics:
Nothingman
"Nothingman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nottingham
Original Lyrics:
Nothingman
"Nothingman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ponce glided.
Original Lyrics:
Once divided.
"Nothingman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rotting damp.
Original Lyrics:
Nothingman.
"Nothingman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girls when woken.
Original Lyrics:
Some words when spoken.
"Oceans" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to the tray
The currents will shape
Glide me towards, you know, something's left
And we're not allowed
To dream of the necks.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
Glide me towards, you know something's left
And we're all allowed
To dream of the next.
"Of The Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Highway man says get away.
Original Lyrics:
How he makes his getaway.
"Off He Goes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Off he goes with his perfectly unkept hope
Original Lyrics:
Off he goes with his perfectly unkempt clothes
"Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a 16 gauge buried down in my throat
Original Lyrics:
Got a 16 gauge buried under my clothes
"Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my hand in my pocket
So determined to squeeze my prey.
Original Lyrics:
I got my hand in my pocket
So determined, discreet...I pray.
"Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh, one sip party time
I could use mice help.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, once upon a time
I could lose myself.
"Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a time, I couldn't control myself.
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time
I could lose myself.
"Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once, a pond, a tire
I could use myself.
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time
I could lose myself.
"Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once, oh partytime
Original Lyrics:
Once, upon a time
"Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Triaminic, that's insane
Original Lyrics:
Try and mimic what's insane
"Parting Ways" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Panting like a nacho.
Original Lyrics:
Standing like a statue.
"Pilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black Pilot, I have a dog.
Original Lyrics:
Like Pilate, I have a dog.
"Pilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black pilot, I am a dog.
Original Lyrics:
Like Pilate, I have a dog.
"Pilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black pilot, I have angels.
Original Lyrics:
Like Pilate, I have a dog.
"Pilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black pilot, I have ethanol.
Original Lyrics:
Like Pilate, I have a dog.
"Pilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Pilate I have a dong
Original Lyrics:
Like Pilate I have a dog
"Pilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Pilate I have, they don't
Original Lyrics:
Like Pilate I have a dog
"Pilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Pilate, I am Adolf.
Original Lyrics:
Like Pilate, I have a dog.
"Pilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Pilate, I am a whore.
Original Lyrics:
Like Pilate, I have a dog.
"Pilate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wants me to drown.
Original Lyrics:
Walks me out of town.
"Porch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Indecent chairs are taken up
Original Lyrics:
Initiatives are taken up
"Pry, To" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-r-i-b-a-z-y, it drives us insane.
Original Lyrics:
P-r-i-v-a-c-y, it's priceless to me.
"Push Me, Pull Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Punch me, you geek.
Original Lyrics:
Push me, pull me.
"Rats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't write their boats together and one as one.
Original Lyrics:
Don't pack themselves together and run as one.
"Rats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lick the dirt off Elijah Wood's feet.
Original Lyrics:
Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet.
"Rats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lick the dirt off Olajuwon's feet
Original Lyrics:
Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not about to give in or apologize
or
I'm not about to give it to a bottle drive
or
I'm not about to give it to a bottle drive
Original Lyrics:
I'm not about to give thanks or apologize
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moons in the mirror waned.
Original Lyrics:
Wounds in the mirror waved.
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saltbeef, so much clearer
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer.
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer want you... want you in my rearview mirror
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer once you.. were in my rearview mirror
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer watch you
Where've you been oh....
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer once you..
were in my rearview mirror
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sophie is so much clearer
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soybeans so much cleaner.
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer.
"Rear View Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to masturbate.
Original Lyrics:
Time to emancipate.
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fist on my face, swallowed it down.
Original Lyrics:
Fist on my plate, swallowed it down.
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not about to give in or apologize
Original Lyrics:
I'm not about to give thanks or apologize
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not about to give things for a bottle drive.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not about to give thanks or apologize.
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pissed on my face, swallowed it down.
Original Lyrics:
Fist on my plate, swallowed it down.
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pissed on my plate, swallowed it down.
Original Lyrics:
Fist on my plate, swallowed it down.
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soap is so much cleaner
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sophey is so much cleaner.
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer.
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soy beans so much cleaner
Original Lyrics:
Saw things so much clearer.
"Rearview Mirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soybeans
Original Lyrics:
Saw things
"Rearviewmirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Energy gained, 95 fears
Original Lyrics:
Enmity gauged, united be fear
"Rearviewmirror" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sophie, Sophie, Sophie
Original Lyrics:
Saw things, saw things, saw things.
"Red Dot."
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all crazy as one.
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy at war.
"Red Dot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild, oh crazy, wild crazy oh wow!
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy at war.
"Red Mosquito" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bride was not allowed to leave the groom.
Original Lyrics:
I was not allowed to leave the room.
"Red Mosquito" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Geezer waiting.
Original Lyrics:
He's a waiting.
"Red Mosquito" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a horny ol' man.
or
I don't trust the horny ol' man.
Original Lyrics:
Hoverin' just above your bed.
"Red Mosquito" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Redneck's a savior.
Original Lyrics:
Red man's your neighbour.
"Satan's Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alright! In-laws!
Original Lyrics:
Already in love
"Satan's Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gits got all the bread.
Original Lyrics:
It's not all been said.
"Satan's Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's not off his head, his head ain't on.
Original Lyrics:
It's not all been said, been said and done.
"Satan's Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hooray....In-laws
Original Lyrics:
Already, in love
"Satan's Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll date more bagels.
Original Lyrics:
I'll wait for angels.
"Satan's Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never f***.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never suck.
"Satan's Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've never crept into Dave's bed.
Original Lyrics:
I've never slept in Satan's bed.
"Satan's Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
John Bobbitt
Please don't leave your n**s on my car.
Original Lyrics:
Jump off a cliff
Don't need your help, so back off.
"Satan's Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild clever ducks.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never suck.
"Save You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna shave your mother.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna save you, f***er.
"Save You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's taken Jerome.
Original Lyrics:
It's taken control.
"Save You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let Marselle fall.
Original Lyrics:
Let yourself go.
"Save You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's see the whole nerd.
Original Lyrics:
Let's see the whole world.
"Sleight Of Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'd fake it.
Original Lyrics:
He'd wake up.
"Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Free cookie dogs swirls all around.
Original Lyrics:
Three crooked hearts and swirls all around.
"Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Free cookie dust swirls all around
Original Lyrics:
Three crooked hearts and swirls all around
"Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Free cookies and smores all around.
Original Lyrics:
Three crooked hearts and swirls all around.
"Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Green cookies and sweaters all around.
Original Lyrics:
Three crooked hearts and swirls all around.
"Sometimes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Large fingers poking me
Original Lyrics:
Large fingers pushing paint
"Sometimes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Large fingers pushing paint
Original Lyrics:
Large fingers pushing me
"Sometimes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the Pokemons
The many other shelves.
Original Lyrics:
Like the books among
The many other shelves.
"Soon Forget" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorry is the tool who trades his mule for a shortbread.
Original Lyrics:
Sorry is the fool who trades his soul for a corvette.
"Spin The Black Circle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Space-man
Spin around in circles.
Original Lyrics:
Spin, spin
Spin the black circle.
"Spin The Black Circle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spin, spin!
Spin around in circles!
Original Lyrics:
Spin, spin!
Spin the black circle.
"Spin The Black Circle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woah, my groin.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my joy.
"Spin the Black Circle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spin it like Santa Claus.
Original Lyrics:
Spin the black circle.
"Spin the Black Circle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sven, Sven.
Sven the purple turle
Original Lyrics:
Spin, Spin.
Spin the black circle
"State Of Love And Trust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I listen for the voice inside my hand
It's nothing, I'll do this one night stand.
Original Lyrics:
And I listen for the voice inside my head
Nothin', I'll do this one myself.
"State Of Love And Trust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will defend Mahayana
Make it pain-painfully aware.
Original Lyrics:
Will be in my honour
Make it pain, painfully quick, uh huh.
"State of Love and Trust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the barrel waits
chicken shit aimed right at my head
Original Lyrics:
And the barrel waits
trigger shakes aimed right at my head
"State of Love and Trust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Said my lord, the accountant
Original Lyrics:
Should the Lord be a-countin'
"Thin Air" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know she's reached my heart, in Phoenix.
Original Lyrics:
And I know she's reached my heart, in thin air.
"Tremor Christ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat his flake.
Original Lyrics:
In his wake.
"WMA" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Polish man.
Original Lyrics:
Policeman.
"WMA" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who needs men?
Original Lyrics:
Policemen
"Whipping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get drunk every night and can't fall back.
Original Lyrics:
Don't get behind, I can't fall back.
"Whipping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There would be.
Original Lyrics:
They're whipping.
"Who You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trampled moss on your souls
Changes all your apart.
Original Lyrics:
Trampled mud on your souls
Changes all your abode.
"Why Go?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhino horn
Original Lyrics:
Why go home?
"Why Go?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She scratches the litter...
Original Lyrics:
She scratches a letter...
"Why Go?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been diagnosed by some stupid f***, reminds me of me.
Original Lyrics:
She's been diagnosed by some stupid f***, and mommy agrees.
"Why Go?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
White girl ho!
Original Lyrics:
Why go home?
"Why Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I've gone missin'
Original Lyrics:
Don't come visit
"World Wide Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, the world wants suicide.
Original Lyrics:
It's a world wide suicide.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know, I don't know a whale has a box on her back.
Original Lyrics:
I know I said 'I know what I wear not the boxer or the bag.'
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Marissa's gonna leave her combine
Oh I said I don't want to live in a box or a bag.
or
And the reason oughtta leave her calm,
I know I said 'I know what I wear not the boxer or the bag.'
or
I don't know, I don't know whether it was the box ro the bag.
Original Lyrics:
And the reason oughtta leave her calm
'Oh,' I said. 'I don't, I don't know whether I was the boxer or the bag.
These lyrics are open to interpretation since Yellow Ledbetter is was an improvisation and the words change every time Ed sings it.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the seaside with some pork Ledbetter sat
And he said I want to eat it again.
By the wayside on the frontside of the lawn
And he said I wanna eat it all again, yeah...
Original Lyrics:
Unsealed, on the porch a letter sat
Then you said. 'I wanna leave it again'
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand I wanna leave it again, yeah...
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you see them out of the pork?
Yeah, but they don't wade.
Original Lyrics:
Can you see them, out on the porch?
Yeah, but they don't wave.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I don't want to live in a Bachelor pad.
Original Lyrics:
I know I said, 'I know what I wear not the boxer or the bag.'
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I said 'I know what I wear not the boxer or the bag.'
Original Lyrics:
I said "I know what I wear. Is that a box or a bag?"
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, 'I know what I wear, not a box or the bag.'
Original Lyrics:
I said, 'I don't know whether I'm the boxer or the bag.'
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, I don't want a whale
In a box or a bag.
Original Lyrics:
I said I don't know whether
I'm the boxer or the bag.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see them on the front page, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
I see them on the front porch, yeah.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish it all away.
Original Lyrics:
On a visit, on her way
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a ceilin', on a front side letter sat
And I said, I wanna see them again.
Original Lyrics:
Unsealed, on the porch a letter sat
Then you said, 'I wanna leave it again'.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a ceiling on a poison meadow said, "and he said I wanna leave it again".
Wanting our help on a piece of weather, said "on a said I wanna leave it again".
On a wizard, on a wizard on its way, yeah.
And I called and I said and i know and I said that I'll go out again.
And a raisin on an evil gum said I dont wanna wear a box or a bag.
Original Lyrics:
Unsealed on a porch a letter sat, then you said "I wanna leave it again".
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand and on the sand I wanna leave her again.
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away.
And they called and said that I'll go & I said I'll call out again.
And the readon I ought to leave her calm, I know, I said, "I don't know whether I'm the boxer of the bag"
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a wizard on a whale
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish it all away.
"Yellow Ledbetter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wino knows if there's some fingernails.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know there's something else.
"You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a tower,
Yours is clean.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a tower,
And you're the key.
"You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mowing a lawn with you.
Original Lyrics:
Moving along with you.

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