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"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
A** smelling piles
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahh, she walks slowly because a young man's room.
Original Lyrics:
She, she walks slowly across a young man's room.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amstel Light
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I smoke, smoke, Winston's, Winston's.
Original Lyrics:
And if so, if so, who answers, who answers?
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if so, if so, windsurf, windsurf.
Original Lyrics:
And if so, if so, who answers, who answers?!
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if so
Who wins, Sir?
Who wins, Sir?!
Original Lyrics:
And if so
Who answers?
Who answers?!
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I'm playing guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm glad we talked.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'd planned to talk.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm glad we talked.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm letting in the dogs.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm glad we talked.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm playin the guitar
Original Lyrics:
But I'm glad we talked
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm playin' guitar.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm glad we talked.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day,
'cept blood, blood, oh you know where.
Now I can't see I just stare
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day,
'cept the look, the look, oh you know where.
Now I can't see I just stare
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'cept love, love, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham alone at curtain's bee.
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham apple pies
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home alone at Easter tea.
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home alone in ecstasy.
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home alone on a settee
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Homo gnome at 8:30.
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept look, look, going nowhere
Now I can't see I'm just scared.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept love, and love goes you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept love, love, oh you know well
Now I can't see I just stare.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the love, love. You know, Ed
Now I can't see I just stare!
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say love line.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna fight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poo-poo head.
Original Lyrics:
You're still alive, she said.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm staying alive.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm stealing lies.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sterile now.
or
Amstel Light
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sterilized.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can see, so I stare.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can't clean, I just pledge.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can't see our despair.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohm anome an aye turn me.
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch that whore with yer daddy.
Original Lyrics:
What you thought was your daddy.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
We went surf, we went surf.
Original Lyrics:
Who answers, who answers?!
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where do you go whicha daddy?
Original Lyrics:
What you thought was your daddy
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't the seating?
Original Lyrics:
While you were sitting
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love amstel light
or
Wo-ho, I'm sterilized
or
Wo-ho, I'm sterilized
Original Lyrics:
aah I'm still alive
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woah, hamster delight.
Original Lyrics:
Woah, I'm still alive.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wow I can pee, I'm a pear.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your real daddy was Italian.
Original Lyrics:
Your real daddy was dyin'.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
ahh, she walks across a young banjo.
Original Lyrics:
She, she walks slowly across a young man's room.
"Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reaches out until the water turns to red hot.
Original Lyrics:
Reaches for her 'til his mind becomes blood hot.
"Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woken up to be burned, burned cookin'.
Original Lyrics:
Woken up to be burned, burned again.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
1-2-3-4 father and son
Original Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5 against one
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
1-2-3-4, early in the morn
Original Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5, against one
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5 again swan
Original Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5 against one
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5 o'clock dawn
Original Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5 against one
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5, bat my hand down, uhuh.
Original Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5 against one
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a geek with a lion bar.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be with a Karen Paul.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd father bees with an e-bow.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an Andy Mole.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather bleed with an enema
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather meet with a cannibal.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather pee in a urinal.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be an animal.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather pee on an elbow.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather speed with an anema.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd ride Habib like an animal.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna be like a lightning bolt.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna pee like a lightning bolt.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to be with her animal.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gotta be with an anemone.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be with an animal.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soul bright yes of your face.
Original Lyrics:
So frightened of your pain.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk different, you to me.
Original Lyrics:
Torture from you to me.
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Torch lit from you to me
Original Lyrics:
Torture from you to me
"Aye Davanita"
Misheard Lyrics:
I read a meter.
Original Lyrics:
Aye davanita.
"Aye Davanita"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a greeter.
Original Lyrics:
Aye davanita.
"Aye Davanita"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gotta beater.
Original Lyrics:
Aye davanita.
"Aye Davanita"
Misheard Lyrics:
I, Dave,and Peter
Original Lyrics:
Aye davanita
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Campfires and buttermilk
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't drive a panel van.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fight the feather man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find Anphetemines
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find La Petomaine.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Oscar La Petomaine was one of those possibly fictitious legendary characters you hear about, famous for his farting. I think it originated in France or possibly the French Quarter in New Orleans. See also Mel Brooks' character in the film "Blazing Saddles".
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter man!
or
Can't find a beer again.
or
Can't find my bed again.
or
Can't find a bed of hams
or
Can't find a buttered ham
or
Can't find a Pall Mall
or
Can't find a Pall Mall
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a bigger pan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a bitter man
or
Grape vines are beligerent
or
Ate pie, couldn't handle it
or
Walked by, tripped in the sea
or
Ain't buyin' a Tippman
or
Make my day
or
Ate my beligerance
or
Wait 5 minutes
or
Take my Guinness
or
Make believe you're a guilty man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a peppermint
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find amphetamines
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find epitome.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find my cousin Jan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find no buttermilk.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the Vedder man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the Vedder man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter pan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butterman.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the buttermilk.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the litter pan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the pyramid.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fire the Chedder, man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fire the Vedder, man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a better man
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a chedder man
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She lies and says she's a lesbian.
Original Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him
Vampire Mailman
Original Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him
Can't find a better man.
"Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She lies, insists she's in love with him.
Original Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him.
"Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fight Dave Letterman.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a betterman.
"Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find Dave Letterman.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a betterman.
"Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a butty man again.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a vitamin.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter lamb.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter, man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the buttered yam.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a betterman.
"Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mating clutching the wok, he's not a frog.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting watching the clock, it's four o clock.
"Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wakes up horny.
Original Lyrics:
She wakes up lonely.
"Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's my impediment.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the b**** you said,
'Oh, Ben wasn't glad
He tattooed everything'.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the b****** have
All been washed in black.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bitches say
They've all been washed with glass.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amstel Light
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my better half stands on broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now better hands
Shaped beneath the clouds.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my b****es said
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my better half
Sleeps beneath the flowers.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my better hands
Create all broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bigger a** cradles stolen hash.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bigger a**, cradles stolen hash.
or
And now my better half, rests on broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands, cradle broken glass.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bigger hands, are just broken hands.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands wait down broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Caged in broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Playdough broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Shake beneath the clouds.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chains (Shades) of empty canvas, underneath your sweat (under sheets of pale)
Her legs spread out before me as her body was it
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chains sheets of empty canvas, underneath her bed
Her legs spread out before me as her body moves in.
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me as her body laid still.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me as her body lays dead.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me as her body lies still.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me, as her body lays dead.
Original Lyrics:
Her lace spread out before me, as her body once did.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me
As her body was still.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me
As her buddy's ones did.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me
As she began to die.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid out before me
As her body once did.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she gave me all that she was.
Original Lyrics:
I know she gave me all that she wore.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be somebody else's guy
But why, why, why can't you be mine?
or
I know someday you'll have a beautiful wife
I know you'll be a son in somebody else's life
But why, why, why can't it be me?
Original Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be mine?
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be somebody else's guy
But why, why, why can't you be mine?
Original Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be mine?
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a sock and drive away.
Original Lyrics:
How quick the sun can drop away.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk downtown
I'm surrounded by KISS-FM.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside,
I'm surrounded by donkeys and things
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside,
I'm surrounded by some kids at play
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by Sunkist and plague.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by Smokey The Bear.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by Zonkey the Bear.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by monkeys and gays.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by songs kids are playing.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by sont qui s'appelle?
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm so beautified, his donkeys are fed.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by Smokey the Bear.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by donkeys at bay.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by stoned kissy-face.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
0 I'm surrounded by a donkey's affair.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm surrounded and I don't give a damn.
Original Lyrics:
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
My better half played in broken glass
Original Lyrics:
My bitter hands cradle broken glass
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bitter hands, they hold broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
My bitter hands cradle broken glass.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the b**** is sad.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures had...
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the b**** is sad
Oh, that was unplanned
Tattooed everything.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Queafs of envied pandas
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took Eddie Cantor
Under sheets of clay.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas
Under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me,
As her body went still.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas
Under the sheets of clay lace
Spead out before me
As her body once did.
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay were laid
Spread out before me
As her body once did.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an empty canvas, under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me as her body holds still.
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an empty canvas.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an empty canvas.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an empty canvas
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so empty handed.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me,
As her body lay still.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of plain.
Her legs spread out before me,
as her body grew still
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
as her body once did
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do I sear?
Original Lyrics:
So what do I say?
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do I sear?
Original Lyrics:
So why do I see her?
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do I sear?
Original Lyrics:
So why do I see her?
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do I stay?
Original Lyrics:
So what do I say?
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do I swear?
Original Lyrics:
So what do I say?
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tattooed on high seas
Original Lyrics:
Tattooed all I see
"Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her leg's spread out before me
or
Her lace spread out before me
or
Were laid spread out before me
or
Were laid spread out before me
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me
"Brain Of J."
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Nagano.
Original Lyrics:
You, you've been taught.
"Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
A brave man does that!
Original Lyrics:
A breath and a scream
In the verse it's 'a scream' but here in the chorus, Stone Gossard just swallows most of the word.
"Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life and all its worth, a breath and a...glory's the door.
Original Lyrics:
Life ain't what it's worth, a breath and a scr... oh, reach the door.
"Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waking day and
Oh cute mutilating, ah yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Day in, day out
Accumulating, ah yeah.
"Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice on fire
or
Eyes on fire
Original Lyrics:
House on fire
"Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice on fire
Original Lyrics:
Eyes on fire
"Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Use a bag as a advantage
Original Lyrics:
Use a flag as a bandage.
"Can't Keep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't live for heffers.
Original Lyrics:
I don't live for ever.
"Can't Keep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna cake.
I wanna dine out.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna shake.
I wanna wind out.
"Can't Keep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna night cap,say tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rise and say goodnight.
"Can't Keep"
Misheard Lyrics:
These lice and gout.
Original Lyrics:
This mind and shout.
"Can't Keep"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't keep beer here.
Original Lyrics:
You can't keep me here.
"Corduroy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacon by the can put on my clothes.
Original Lyrics:
They can buy but can't put on my clothes.
"Corduroy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am not the stork that eats your breast.
Original Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat you bread.
"Corduroy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat your breasts.
Original Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat your bread.
"Corduroy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat your breath
Original Lyrics:
I would rather starve than eat you bread
"Corduroy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Naked by the can, put on my clothes.
Original Lyrics:
They can buy but can't put on my clothes.
"Corduroy"