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"1984"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware the balla bore, of nineteen eighty-four
Original Lyrics:
Beware the savage jaw, of nineteen eighty-four
"1984"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware the savage claw of 1984.
Original Lyrics:
Beware the savage lure of 1984.
"1984"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware the savage jaw of 1984.
Original Lyrics:
Beware the savage lure of 1984.
"All The Young Dudes"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes care if they lose.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes, carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes, carry the nudes.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes, carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry their 'ludes.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news
"All The Young Dudes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey mister, you guessed - I'm a doo dad!
Original Lyrics:
Hey mister, you guessed - I'm a dude, dad!
"As The World Falls Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of meldew.
Original Lyrics:
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel.
"As The World Falls Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel
Opal enclosed within your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel
Open and closed within your eyes.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, fun to funky
We know Major Tom's a monkey.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, fun to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, fun to funky
We won't make this town so junky.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, spank the monkey.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes
F*** to f***ing.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes
Funk to funky.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm hoping to kiss
But the planet, it's going.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm hoping to kick
But the planet, it's glowing.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hands.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thank God Almighty I don't have a fro.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've loved all that needed love
So did the tails far away.
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all, I've needed love
Sordid details following.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've loved all, I've needed love
Sordid details fall away..
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all, I've needed love
Sordid details following.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've loved and I've needed love
Saw the details far away.
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
This free king of nothing is killing this
Pictures of chappers and symphasis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no help
But I'm hoping to kick this, the plan it is blown.
Original Lyrics:
The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick, but the planet it's glowing.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
This shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in silk brassiers
And I thank God Almighty that I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick from this planet and go-oh-oh-oh.
Original Lyrics:
The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick but the planet it's glowing.
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed a long needed laugh,
Saw the details fall away
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strung out and never inspired,
hitting an all-time low
Original Lyrics:
Strung out in heaven's high,
hitting an all-time low
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I´m next to baby's eyes
Wanna come down right now.
Original Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the ice
Wanna come down right now.
"Battle For Britain (The Letter)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you ever let 'em get you down.
or
Don't you ever let her get you down.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you let my letter get you down.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to get this f***ing thing together.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to get this faculty together.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, chicken sandwich
Original Lyrics:
Blue Jean can send me.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day I'll have to get the f***in' thing together.
Original Lyrics:
One day I'll have to get the faculty together.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, I'm gonna write a poem in the letter.
One day, I'm gonna get the fat girl in together.
Original Lyrics:
One day, I'm gonna write a poem in the letter.
One day, I'm gonna get the faculty together.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day
I'm gonna get this fat girl thing together.
Original Lyrics:
One day
I'm gonna get that faculty together.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got a Polish bite
She got a turned up nose
Original Lyrics:
She got a police bike
She got a turned up nose
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got a four-inch spike.
Original Lyrics:
She got a police bike.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a Polish back.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a police bike.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a bowler's back.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a police bike.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a camoflage face on my mind.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a camomflage face and no money.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a camouflauge face and no neck.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a camouflauge face and no money.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a camouflauge faced bald monkey
Original Lyrics:
She's got a camouflauge face and no money
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shes got a camouflauge face and a monk
Original Lyrics:
Shes got a camouflauge face and no money
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shes got a camouflauge face in my mind
Original Lyrics:
Shes got a camouflauge face and no money
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today, I met a boy named Maletta.
Original Lyrics:
One day, I'm gonna write a poem in a letter.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A million dead in the streets
Original Lyrics:
A million dead-end streets
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A million denim streets
Original Lyrics:
A million dead-end streets
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are immune from your constipation
Original Lyrics:
Are immune to your consultations
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are immune from your contractions.
Original Lyrics:
Are immune to your consultations.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are immune to your constant patients.
Original Lyrics:
Are immune to your consultation.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can't chase time.
Original Lyrics:
But I can't trace time.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-change, yes!
(Turn and face the strain.)
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!
(Turn and face the strange.)
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-change, yes!
(Turn and face the strange)
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!
(Turn and face the strain)
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(Tryin’ and bass of string)
Ch-ch-changes.
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(Turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chyme won’t change me
But I can trace chyme.
Original Lyrics:
Time may change me
But I can't trace time.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell them to blow up a Parliament.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell them to go up to Parliament.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and olive ants.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up in Olivette
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch the nipples change their size.
Original Lyrics:
I watch the ripples change their size.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see a vicar
Original Lyrics:
I've never caught a glimpse
How the others must see the faker.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I turned myself to space man
Turn and face the strange
Time may change me but I can change time.
Original Lyrics:
So I turned myself to face me
Turn and face the strain
Time may change me but I can’t trace time.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange vaccination facsimilie
Original Lyrics:
Strange fascination fascinating me.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange vaccinations are killing me.
Original Lyrics:
Strange fascination fascinating me.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time may change me
But I won't change time.
Original Lyrics:
Time may change me
But I can't trace time.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tr-tr-tr-traces
Remain the same.
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch changes
Turn and face the strain.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're leading up to our next event.
Original Lyrics:
You left us up to our necks in it.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, 'Oh baby, just you shut your mouse!'
Original Lyrics:
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, 'Oh baby, just you shut your mouth!'
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, 'Oh baby, just you shut your mouse!'
Original Lyrics:
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, 'Oh baby, just you shut your mouth!'
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel attractive, like, uh - Marlon Brando
Original Lyrics:
I feel a-tragic like I'm Marlon Brando
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you a man of war to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you a million eyes to rule the world
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you handlebars to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you menopause to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give your hand a voice to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the way of my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the way of my lice.
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the way of my life.
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its in the why of my eyes
Original Lyrics:
Its in the whites of my eyes
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just you shut your mouse
Original Lyrics:
Just you shut your mouth
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
The government wants to lose
My little China girl.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up in the mornings
Where's my little China girl?
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Visions of popsicles in my head
or
Visions of icicles in my head
or
Visions of icicles in my head
Original Lyrics:
Visions of swastikas in my head
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Visions of what's to come in my head
Original Lyrics:
Visions of swastikas in my head
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
legends of swa stickers
Original Lyrics:
visions of swastikas
"Cracked Actor"
Misheard Lyrics:
But since he pinned ya baby, you're a pork pie.
Original Lyrics:
But since he pinned ya baby, you're a porcupine.
"Cracked Actor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crack, baby crack, show me your eel
Original Lyrics:
Crack, baby crack, show me you're real
"Cracked Actor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crack, baby crack, show me your rear.
Original Lyrics:
Crack, baby crack, show me you're real.
"Cygnet Committee"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to believe in the mayonaissed cole slaw.
Original Lyrics:
And I want to believe in the madness that calls now.
"Cygnet Committee"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to believe, am I just coleslaw.
Original Lyrics:
And I want to believe in the madness that calls 'now'.
"Cygnet Committee"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you madly.
Original Lyrics:
I bless you madly.
"Cygnet Committee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where money stood
We planted seeds of river.
Original Lyrics:
Where money stood
We planted seeds of rebirth.
"DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like I can't tell lies now.
Original Lyrics:
Feel like Dan Dare lies down.
"DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
For many years I used to be funny dancer
I am a DJ and I've got believers.
Original Lyrics:
He used to be my boss but now he is a puppet dancer
I am a DJ and I've got believers.
"DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more, begin, of lights and evening faces
Fast food, nothing nostalgia
Humble pie and liquor, food.
Original Lyrics:
One more, weekend, of lights and evening faces
Fast food, living nostalgia
Humple pie or bitter fruit.
"DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think this is easy, really missing me.
Original Lyrics:
You think this is easy, realism.
"DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think this is easy, well listen.
Original Lyrics:
You think this is easy, realism.
"Dead Man Walking"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm God.
or
And I'm gold.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gone.
"Dead Man Walking"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gone through the c**p in my pants
Like a dead man w***ing.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gone through a crack in the past
Like a dead man walking.
"Dead Man Walking"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaking their Saxon bones.
Original Lyrics:
Shaking their sex and their bones.
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're all on the diamond dole.
Original Lyrics:
They call them the diamond dogs.
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they pushed you out of the oxygen tent
You heard Fred's butt had started
Then the silly gone plump when ten inch of sumpin'
Dressed as a shiek he was, gosh darned tweaked he was.
Original Lyrics:
When they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was, Tod Browning's freak you was.
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll catch your death in the phone.
Original Lyrics:
You'll catch your death in the fog.
"Don't Sacrifice Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't take my Vagisil.
Original Lyrics:
Don't sacrifice yourself.
"Drive In Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
And he was shruken a**ed to this day.
Original Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
And he'd shrug and ask to stay.
"Drive in Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
And his shrunken arse could stay
Original Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
and he'd shrug and ask to stay
"Drive-In Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's crashing out with Sylvia.
Original Lyrics:
He's crashing out with Sylvian.
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang!
Original Lyrics:
Fame!
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Booger for you,
shoot her for me,
got to get a rectum gun
Original Lyrics:
Bully for you,
chilly for me,
got to get a raincheck on pain
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bouillion for you, chili for me.
Original Lyrics:
Bully for you, chilly for me.
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bully for you, shoot 'em for me,
gotta get a Reggie gun...fame
Original Lyrics:
Bully for you, chilly for me,
gotta get a raincheck on...pain
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do It to you Do it to me
Got to get a rental car Fame, (Fame)
Original Lyrics:
Fame, bully for you, chilly for me
Got to get a rain check on pain (pain)
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get a rigid-on.
Original Lyrics:
Got to get a raincheck on...
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reject your breast
or
I reject your birth
or
I reject your best
or
I reject your best
Original Lyrics:
I reject you first
Cowritten with John Lennon
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reject your verse
Original Lyrics:
I reject you first
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder, I reject your breasts?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder that I reject you first?
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any wonder that I reject your breasts?
Original Lyrics:
Is there any wonder that I reject you first?
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rain makes the man think things over.
Original Lyrics:
Fame makes the man take things over.
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woulda for you, shoulda for me, gotta get a Reggietron...fame
Original Lyrics:
Bully for you, chilly for me, gotta get a raincheck on...pain
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fa, fa, fa, fashist
Original Lyrics:
Fa, fa, fa, fashion
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Passion
Original Lyrics:
Fashion
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Goonies and we're coming to town.
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town.
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Gundsworths and we're coming to town
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the bourgousie and we're comin' to town. (Beep-beep!)
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town. (Beep! Beep!)
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the broom squad and we're coming to town. (Sweep, sweep)
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town. (Beep, beep)
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the coons wad and we're comin' to town. Deep-Deep!
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town. Beep-Beep!
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the gootswa and we're comin' to town. Beep-beep!
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town. Beep-Beep!
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the hutzpa and we're coming to town.
Original Lyrics:
We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town.
"Five Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baguettes
That's all we've got
We've got baguettes.
Original Lyrics:
Five years
That's all we've got
We've got five years.
"Five Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five years, stucco my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Five years, stuck on my eyes.
"Five Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got five years stuck on Mars.
Original Lyrics:
We've got five years stuck on my eyes.
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come peel the potatoes.
Original Lyrics:
Come get up, my baby.
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come wallop the baby
Original Lyrics:
Come get up my baby
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never look back, walk tall as a pine.
Original Lyrics:
Never look back, walk tall, act fine.
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who let out the baby?
Original Lyrics:
Come get up my baby.
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish-a-fon dish-a-fon day-a-fon day
Original Lyrics:
Wish upon wish upon day upon day
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
cold in here
Original Lyrics:
golden years
no
"Hallo Spaceboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you like altar boys?
Original Lyrics:
Do you like girls or boys?
"Hang Onto Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get it on with yourself!
Original Lyrics:
You better hang onto yourself.
"Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I, I wish I could swing.
Just like the golfmen Like golfmen can swing
Original Lyrics:
I, I wish you could swim
Just like the dolphins Like dolphins can swim
"Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
People need heroes
Just for one day.
Original Lyrics:
We could be heroes
Just for one day.
"I'm Afraid Of Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm afraid of polaria.
Original Lyrics:
I'm afraid of Americans.
"I'm Afraid Of Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny wants a brain.
Johnny wants to sit on my c***.
Original Lyrics:
Johnny wants a plane
Johnny wants to suck on a Coke.
"I'm Afraid Of Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny wants a woman
Johnny wants to think of her junk.
Original Lyrics:
Johnny wants a woman
Johnny wants to think of a joke.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eugene Genie loves Genie snacks.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Green Weenie
Original Lyrics:
Jean Genie
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
He loves chicken snacks.
Original Lyrics:
He loves chimney stacks.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So simple minded, he can't drive, it's Marc Bolan!
Original Lyrics:
So simple minded, he can't drive his module.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves Jimmy Stax.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves eatin' snacks.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie lumps in his dacks.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie who lives on his back.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jean genie loves Jimmy's sack.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"John, I'm Only Dancing, Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much fun (Dancing) Too pack up like a gun (Dancing)
Bring it on with Davey now.
Original Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much love (Dancing)
Too bad my back had gone (Dancing)
Boogie down with daddy now.
"John, I'm Only Dancing, Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much love (Dancing)
Too bad my back had gone (Dancing)
Boogie down with Davey now
Original Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much love (Dancing)
Too bad my back had gone (Dancing)
Boogie down with daddy now
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, I wanna go dancing!
You turn me on
Original Lyrics:
John, I'm only dancing
She turns me on
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lonely, f*** me!
Original Lyrics:
I'm lonely, trust me!
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I pee slowly.
Original Lyrics:
You know I feel so lonely.
"Jump They Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patient in desire
Original Lyrics:
A nation in his eyes
"Jump They Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patient in his eyes
Original Lyrics:
A nation in his eyes
"Kooks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you stay in our lavatory?
Original Lyrics:
Will you stay in our lovers' story?
"Lady Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smiled sadly for a law I could not obey.
Original Lyrics:
I smiled sadly for a love I could not obey.
"Law"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want knowledge
I want sausages.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want knowledge
I want certainty.
"Let's Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
For fear the grey chiffon
For fear tonight is on.
Original Lyrics:
For fear your grace should fall
For fear tonight is all.
"Life On Mars?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse has thrown up a cow.
Original Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
"Life On Mars?"
Misheard Lyrics:
That Mickey has grown off the cow.
Original Lyrics:
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
"Life On Mars?"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's lemons on sale again.
Original Lyrics:
'Cos Lenin's on sale.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
From my people to the north of broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
Tell my mother, my dog, and grounds.
Original Lyrics:
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's on a merry cast orchard bough
That Mickey Mouse has blown off a cow.
Original Lyrics:
It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lennin's on sale again.
Original Lyrics:
Lemons on sale again.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lennon's on sale again.
Original Lyrics:
Lemons on sale again.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long man beating up the wrong guy
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long man feeding on the wrong guy
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Low men beating up the wrong guy.
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh man, look at those gay men go!
Original Lyrics:
Oh man, look at those cavemen go!
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh Man! Look at those gay men go.
Original Lyrics:
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh Man! Look at those cavemen go.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
See those fighting in the dance hall
Oh man, look at those cavemen go.
Original Lyrics:
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh, man, look at those cavemen go.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at her long hair hitting on the wrong guy.
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at the lawman beating on the wrong guy.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at the lawman
Feeling up the wrong guy.
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
The workers are struck for fame
'Cos there's lemons on sale again.
Original Lyrics:
The workers are struck for fame
'Cos Lennon's on sale again.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I beat you with an old fork, broad
We'll pretend you're as out of bounds
To my mother, my dog and clowns.
Original Lyrics:
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zane Low fighting in the dance hall
Original Lyrics:
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
"Life on Mars?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse is grown on a cow.
Original Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
"Life on Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old man beating on the young guy
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Life on Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my darkened clowns
Original Lyrics:
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
"Life on Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrong man beating on the wrong guy
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Little Wonder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit on my car
or
Sit on my c***.
Original Lyrics:
Sit on my karma.
"Look Back In Anger"
Misheard Lyrics:
'You know who I am', he said.
The speaker was an alien.
Original Lyrics:
'You know who I am', he said.
The speaker was an angel.
"Man Who Sold The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
We passed upon a stair
We smoke across a dwen
Original Lyrics:
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
"Man Who Sold The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He called me a bison.
Original Lyrics:
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I was not there
He said I was his friend.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Church on time - terrifies me
Church on time - makes me vomit.
Original Lyrics:
Church on time - terrifies me
Church on time - makes me party.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Church on time, makes me potty.
Original Lyrics:
Church on time, makes me party.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Common law!
Original Lyrics:
Modern love
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Garden men
Original Lyrics:
God and men
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
God and love
Original Lyrics:
Modern love
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