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"1984"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware the balla bore, of nineteen eighty-four
Original Lyrics:
Beware the savage jaw, of nineteen eighty-four
"1984"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware the savage claw of 1984.
Original Lyrics:
Beware the savage lure of 1984.
"1984"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware the savage lure of 1984.
Original Lyrics:
Beware the savage jaw of 1984.
"After All"
Misheard Lyrics:
they think that we're holding the secret of all...
Original Lyrics:
they think that we're holding a secretive ball
"All The Young Dudes"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes care if they lose.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes, carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes, carry the nudes.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes, carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry their 'ludes.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news
"All The Young Dudes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey mister, you guessed - I'm a doo dad!
Original Lyrics:
Hey mister, you guessed - I'm a dude, dad!
"Always Crashing In The Same Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every chance that I take
I take it on the road
With kilometers to the red lights
I was always looking left, then right
oh, but I'm always crashing in the same car!
Original Lyrics:
Every chance that I take
I take it on the road
With kilometers, and the red lights
I was always looking left and right
oh, but I'm always crashing in the same car!
"As The World Falls Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of meldew.
Original Lyrics:
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel.
"As The World Falls Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel
Opal enclosed within your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel
Open and closed within your eyes.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, fun to funky
We know Major Tom's a monkey.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, fun to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, fun to funky
We won't make this town so junky.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, spank the monkey.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes
F*** to f***ing.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes
Funk to funky.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm hoping to kiss
But the planet, it's going.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm hoping to kick
But the planet, it's glowing.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hands.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thank God Almighty I don't have a fro.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've loved all that needed love
So did the tails far away.
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all, I've needed love
Sordid details following.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've loved all, I've needed love
Sordid details fall away..
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all, I've needed love
Sordid details following.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've loved and I've needed love
Saw the details far away.
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
This free king of nothing is killing this
Pictures of chappers and symphasis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no help
But I'm hoping to kick this, the plan it is blown.
Original Lyrics:
The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick, but the planet it's glowing.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
This shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in silk brassiers
And I thank God Almighty that I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick from this planet and go-oh-oh-oh.
Original Lyrics:
The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick but the planet it's glowing.
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed a long needed laugh,
Saw the details fall away
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strung out and never inspired,
hitting an all-time low
Original Lyrics:
Strung out in heaven's high,
hitting an all-time low
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I´m next to baby's eyes
Wanna come down right now.
Original Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the ice
Wanna come down right now.
"Battle For Britain (The Letter)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you ever let 'em get you down.
or
Don't you ever let her get you down.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you let my letter get you down.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to get this f***ing thing together.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to get this faculty together.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, chicken sandwich
Original Lyrics:
Blue Jean can send me.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day I'll have to get the f***in' thing together.
Original Lyrics:
One day I'll have to get the faculty together.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, I'm gonna write a poem in the letter.
One day, I'm gonna get the fat girl in together.
Original Lyrics:
One day, I'm gonna write a poem in the letter.
One day, I'm gonna get the faculty together.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day
I'm gonna get this fat girl thing together.
Original Lyrics:
One day
I'm gonna get that faculty together.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got a Polish bite
She got a turned up nose
Original Lyrics:
She got a police bike
She got a turned up nose
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got a four-inch spike.
Original Lyrics:
She got a police bike.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a Polish back.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a police bike.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a bowler's back.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a police bike.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a camoflage face on my mind.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a camomflage face and no money.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a camouflauge face and no neck.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a camouflauge face and no money.
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a camouflauge faced bald monkey
Original Lyrics:
She's got a camouflauge face and no money
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shes got a camouflauge face and a monk
Original Lyrics:
Shes got a camouflauge face and no money
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shes got a camouflauge face in my mind
Original Lyrics:
Shes got a camouflauge face and no money
"Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today, I met a boy named Maletta.
Original Lyrics:
One day, I'm gonna write a poem in a letter.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A million dead in the streets
Original Lyrics:
A million dead-end streets
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A million denim streets
Original Lyrics:
A million dead-end streets
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are immune from your constipation
Original Lyrics:
Are immune to your consultations
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are immune from your contractions.
Original Lyrics:
Are immune to your consultations.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are immune to your constant patients.
Original Lyrics:
Are immune to your consultation.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can't chase time.
Original Lyrics:
But I can't trace time.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-change, yes!
(Turn and face the strain.)
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!
(Turn and face the strange.)
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-change, yes!
(Turn and face the strange)
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!
(Turn and face the strain)
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(Tryin and bass of string)
Ch-ch-changes.
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(Turn and face the strange)
Ch-ch-changes.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chyme won’t change me
But I can trace chyme.
Original Lyrics:
Time may change me
But I can't trace time.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell them to blow up a Parliament.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell them to go up to Parliament.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and olive ants.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up in Olivette
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch the nipples change their size.
Original Lyrics:
I watch the ripples change their size.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see a vicar
Original Lyrics:
I've never caught a glimpse
How the others must see the faker.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I turned myself to space man
Turn and face the strange
Time may change me but I can change time.
Original Lyrics:
So I turned myself to face me
Turn and face the strain
Time may change me but I can’t trace time.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange vaccination facsimilie
Original Lyrics:
Strange fascination fascinating me.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange vaccinations are killing me.
Original Lyrics:
Strange fascination fascinating me.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time may change me
But I won't change time.
Original Lyrics:
Time may change me
But I can't trace time.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tr-tr-tr-traces
Remain the same.
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch changes
Turn and face the strain.
"Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're leading up to our next event.
Original Lyrics:
You left us up to our necks in it.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, 'Oh baby, just you shut your mouse!'
Original Lyrics:
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, 'Oh baby, just you shut your mouth!'
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel attractive, like, uh - Marlon Brando
Original Lyrics:
I feel a-tragic like I'm Marlon Brando
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give you marijuana rolls
Original Lyrics:
I give you men who want to rule the world
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you a man of war to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you a million eyes to rule the world
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you handlebars to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you menopause to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give your hand a voice to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the way of my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the way of my lice.
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the way of my life.
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its in the why of my eyes
Original Lyrics:
Its in the whites of my eyes
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just you shut your mouse
Original Lyrics:
Just you shut your mouth
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
The government wants to lose
My little China girl.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up in the mornings
Where's my little China girl?
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Visions of popsicles in my head
or
Visions of icicles in my head
or
Visions of icicles in my head
Original Lyrics:
Visions of swastikas in my head
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Visions of what's to come in my head
Original Lyrics:
Visions of swastikas in my head
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
legends of swa stickers
Original Lyrics:
visions of swastikas
"Cracked Actor"
Misheard Lyrics:
But since he pinned ya baby, you're a pork pie.
Original Lyrics:
But since he pinned ya baby, you're a porcupine.
"Cracked Actor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crack, baby crack, show me your eel
Original Lyrics:
Crack, baby crack, show me you're real
"Cracked Actor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crack, baby crack, show me your rear.
Original Lyrics:
Crack, baby crack, show me you're real.
"Cygnet Committee"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to believe in the mayonaissed cole slaw.
Original Lyrics:
And I want to believe in the madness that calls now.
"Cygnet Committee"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to believe, am I just coleslaw.
Original Lyrics:
And I want to believe in the madness that calls 'now'.
"Cygnet Committee"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you madly.
Original Lyrics:
I bless you madly.
"Cygnet Committee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where money stood
We planted seeds of river.
Original Lyrics:
Where money stood
We planted seeds of rebirth.
"DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like I can't tell lies now.
Original Lyrics:
Feel like Dan Dare lies down.
"DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
For many years I used to be funny dancer
I am a DJ and I've got believers.
Original Lyrics:
He used to be my boss but now he is a puppet dancer
I am a DJ and I've got believers.
"DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more, begin, of lights and evening faces
Fast food, nothing nostalgia
Humble pie and liquor, food.
Original Lyrics:
One more, weekend, of lights and evening faces
Fast food, living nostalgia
Humple pie or bitter fruit.
"DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think this is easy, really missing me.
Original Lyrics:
You think this is easy, realism.
"DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think this is easy, well listen.
Original Lyrics:
You think this is easy, realism.
"Dead Man Walking"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm God.
or
And I'm gold.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gone.
"Dead Man Walking"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gone through the c**p in my pants
Like a dead man w***ing.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gone through a crack in the past
Like a dead man walking.
"Dead Man Walking"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaking their Saxon bones.
Original Lyrics:
Shaking their sex and their bones.
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're all on the diamond dole.
Original Lyrics:
They call them the diamond dogs.
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they pushed you out of the oxygen tent
You heard Fred's butt had started
Then the silly gone plump when ten inch of sumpin'
Dressed as a shiek he was, gosh darned tweaked he was.
Original Lyrics:
When they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was, Tod Browning's freak you was.
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll catch your death in the phone.
Original Lyrics:
You'll catch your death in the fog.
"Don't Sacrifice Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't take my Vagisil.
Original Lyrics:
Don't sacrifice yourself.
"Drive In Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
And he was shruken a**ed to this day.
Original Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
And he'd shrug and ask to stay.
"Drive in Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
And his shrunken arse could stay
Original Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
and he'd shrug and ask to stay
"Drive-In Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's crashing out with Sylvia.
Original Lyrics:
He's crashing out with Sylvian.
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang!
Original Lyrics:
Fame!
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Booger for you,
shoot her for me,
got to get a rectum gun
Original Lyrics:
Bully for you,
chilly for me,
got to get a raincheck on pain
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bouillion for you, chili for me.
Original Lyrics:
Bully for you, chilly for me.
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bully for you, shoot 'em for me,
gotta get a Reggie gun...fame
Original Lyrics:
Bully for you, chilly for me,
gotta get a raincheck on...pain
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do It to you Do it to me
Got to get a rental car Fame, (Fame)
Original Lyrics:
Fame, bully for you, chilly for me
Got to get a rain check on pain (pain)
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get a rigid-on.
Original Lyrics:
Got to get a raincheck on...
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reject your breast
or
I reject your birth
or
I reject your best
or
I reject your best
Original Lyrics:
I reject you first
Cowritten with John Lennon
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reject your verse
Original Lyrics:
I reject you first
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder, I reject your breasts?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder that I reject you first?
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any wonder that I reject your breasts?
Original Lyrics:
Is there any wonder that I reject you first?
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rain makes the man think things over.
Original Lyrics:
Fame makes the man take things over.
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woulda for you, shoulda for me, gotta get a Reggietron...fame
Original Lyrics:
Bully for you, chilly for me, gotta get a raincheck on...pain
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fa, fa, fa, fashist
Original Lyrics:
Fa, fa, fa, fashion
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Passion
Original Lyrics:
Fashion
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Goonies and we're coming to town.
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town.
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Gundsworths and we're coming to town
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the bourgousie and we're comin' to town. (Beep-beep!)
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town. (Beep! Beep!)
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the broom squad and we're coming to town. (Sweep, sweep)
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town. (Beep, beep)
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the coons wad and we're comin' to town. Deep-Deep!
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town. Beep-Beep!
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the gootswa and we're comin' to town. Beep-beep!
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town. Beep-Beep!
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the hutzpa and we're coming to town.
Original Lyrics:
We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town.
"Five Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baguettes
That's all we've got
We've got baguettes.
Original Lyrics:
Five years
That's all we've got
We've got five years.
"Five Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five years, stucco my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Five years, stuck on my eyes.
"Five Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got five years stuck on Mars.
Original Lyrics:
We've got five years stuck on my eyes.
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come peel the potatoes.
Original Lyrics:
Come get up, my baby.
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come wallop the baby
Original Lyrics:
Come get up my baby
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never look back, walk tall as a pine.
Original Lyrics:
Never look back, walk tall, act fine.
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who let out the baby?
Original Lyrics:
Come get up my baby.
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish-a-fon dish-a-fon day-a-fon day
Original Lyrics:
Wish upon wish upon day upon day
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
cold in here
Original Lyrics:
golden years
no
"Hallo Spaceboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you like altar boys?
Original Lyrics:
Do you like girls or boys?
"Hang Onto Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was my ha-na-na-na-na-na, she's a f**kin' thigh collector.
Original Lyrics:
She wants my honey not my money, she's a funky-thigh collector.
Considering Bowie used a lot of nonsense words in his songs back in the early '70s, "ha-na-na-na-na-na" really isn't that illogical for him to say...
"Hang Onto Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get it on with yourself!
Original Lyrics:
You better hang onto yourself.
"Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I, I wish I could swing.
Just like the golfmen Like golfmen can swing
Original Lyrics:
I, I wish you could swim
Just like the dolphins Like dolphins can swim
"Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
People need heroes
Just for one day.
Original Lyrics:
We could be heroes
Just for one day.
"Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing- by the wharf. As the doves- shat above our heads.
Original Lyrics:
Standing - by the wall. And the guns - shot above our heads.
"I Took A Trip On A Gemini Spaceship"
Misheard Lyrics:
I showed my spacegown
Original Lyrics:
I shot my spacegun
"I'm Afraid Of Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm afraid of polaria.
Original Lyrics:
I'm afraid of Americans.
"I'm Afraid Of Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny wants a brain
Johnny wants to sit on my coke
Original Lyrics:
Johnny wants a plane
Johnny wants to suck on a Coke.
"I'm Afraid Of Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny wants a woman
Johnny wants to think of her junk.
Original Lyrics:
Johnny wants a woman
Johnny wants to think of a joke.
"Is There Life on Mars?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh man! Look at those gay men go. It's the freakiest show.
Original Lyrics:
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go. It's the freakiest show.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eugene Genie loves Genie snacks.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Green Weenie
Original Lyrics:
Jean Genie
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
He loves chicken snacks.
Original Lyrics:
He loves chimney stacks.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So simple minded, he can't drive, it's Marc Bolan!
Original Lyrics:
So simple minded, he can't drive his module.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves Jimmy Stax.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves eatin' snacks.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie lumps in his dacks.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie who lives on his back.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jean genie loves Jimmy's sack.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"John, I'm Only Dancing, Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much fun (Dancing) Too pack up like a gun (Dancing)
Bring it on with Davey now.
Original Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much love (Dancing)
Too bad my back had gone (Dancing)
Boogie down with daddy now.
"John, I'm Only Dancing, Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much love (Dancing)
Too bad my back had gone (Dancing)
Boogie down with Davey now
Original Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much love (Dancing)
Too bad my back had gone (Dancing)
Boogie down with daddy now
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, I wanna go dancing!
You turn me on
Original Lyrics:
John, I'm only dancing
She turns me on
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lonely, f*** me!
Original Lyrics:
I'm lonely, trust me!
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I pee slowly.
Original Lyrics:
You know I feel so lonely.
"Jump They Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patient in desire
Original Lyrics:
A nation in his eyes
"Jump They Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patient in his eyes
Original Lyrics:
A nation in his eyes
"Kooks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you stay in our lavatory?
Original Lyrics:
Will you stay in our lovers' story?
"Lady Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smiled sadly for a law I could not obey.
Original Lyrics:
I smiled sadly for a love I could not obey.
"Law"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want knowledge
I want sausages.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want knowledge
I want certainty.
"Let's Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
For fear the grey chiffon
For fear tonight is on.
Original Lyrics:
For fear your grace should fall
For fear tonight is all.
"Life On Mars?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse has thrown up a cow.
Original Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
"Life On Mars?"
Misheard Lyrics:
That Mickey has grown off the cow.
Original Lyrics:
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
"Life On Mars?"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's lemons on sale again.
Original Lyrics:
'Cos Lenin's on sale.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
From my people to the north of broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
Tell my mother, my dog, and grounds.
Original Lyrics:
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's on a merry cast orchard bough
That Mickey Mouse has blown off a cow.
Original Lyrics:
It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lennin's on sale again.
Original Lyrics:
Lennon's on sale again.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lennon's on sale again.
Original Lyrics:
Lemons on sale again.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long man beating up the wrong guy
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long man feeding on the wrong guy
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Low men beating up the wrong guy.
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh man, look at those gay men go!
Original Lyrics:
Oh man, look at those cavemen go!
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh Man! Look at those gay men go.
Original Lyrics:
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh Man! Look at those cavemen go.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
See those fighting in the dance hall
Oh man, look at those cavemen go.
Original Lyrics:
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh, man, look at those cavemen go.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at her long hair hitting on the wrong guy.
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at the lawman beating on the wrong guy.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at the lawman
Feeling up the wrong guy.
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
The workers are struck for fame
'Cuz there's lemons on sale again.
Original Lyrics:
The workers are struck for fame
'Cuz Lenin's on sale again.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I beat you with an old fork, broad
We'll pretend you're as out of bounds
To my mother, my dog and clowns.
Original Lyrics:
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns.
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrong man beating up the wrong guy
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Life On Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zane Low fighting in the dance hall
Original Lyrics:
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
"Life on Mars?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse is grown on a cow.
Original Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
"Life on Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old man beating on the young guy
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Life on Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my darkened clowns
Original Lyrics:
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
"Life on Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrong man beating on the wrong guy
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Little Wonder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit on my car
or
Sit on my c***.
Original Lyrics:
Sit on my karma.
"Look Back In Anger"
Misheard Lyrics:
'You know who I am', he said.
The speaker was an alien.
Original Lyrics:
'You know who I am', he said.
The speaker was an angel.
"Man Who Sold The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
We passed upon a stair
We smoke across a dwen
Original Lyrics:
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
"Man Who Sold The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He called me a bison.
Original Lyrics:
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I was not there
He said I was his friend.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Church on time - terrifies me
Church on time - makes me vomit.
Original Lyrics:
Church on time - terrifies me
Church on time - makes me party.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Church on time, makes me potty.
Original Lyrics:
Church on time, makes me party.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Common law!
Original Lyrics:
Modern love
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Garden men
Original Lyrics:
God and men
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
God and love
Original Lyrics:
Modern love
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I catch a papal void
Original Lyrics:
I catch a paper boy
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I catch the paperboy
who sings so really gay
Original Lyrics:
I catch the paperboy,
but things don't really change
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I catch the paperboy
Who thinks you're really tame.
Original Lyrics:
I catch the paperboy
But things don't really change.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to grow up I want to stay in Dancing in the dark
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to go out I won't stay in Get things done
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've cut the people...but
Original Lyrics:
I catch a paper boy.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just too far to trot
Original Lyrics:
It's just the power to charm
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes me horny
Original Lyrics:
Makes me party
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes me ponder
Original Lyrics:
Makes me party
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes me vomit!
Original Lyrics:
Makes me party!
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Modern man-no profession
Modern man-no religion
Original Lyrics:
God and man-no confessions
God and man-no religion
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother love
Original Lyrics:
Modern love
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Private life, private love
Original Lyrics:
Modern love, modern love
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the church or die.
Original Lyrics:
Take me to the church on time.
"Moonage Daydream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a motherf***** coming for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a mama-papa coming for you.
"Moonage Daydream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an alligator
I'm a mother-f***er coming for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alligator
I'm a mama-papa comin' for you.
"Moonage Daydream"
Misheard Lyrics:
The church of mad love is such a holy place to be.
Original Lyrics:
The church of man, love, is such a holy place to be.
"Moonage Daydream"
Misheard Lyrics:
The church of madness is such a holy place to be.
Original Lyrics:
The church of man, love, is such a holy place to be.
"Moonage Daydream"
Misheard Lyrics:
You smoke a lot of green, monky girl
And I'm messing up my brains for the world.
Original Lyrics:
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words.
"Moonage Daydream"
Misheard Lyrics:
You smoke alot a drink monkey birds
And I mustn't have the brains for the world.
Original Lyrics:
You're squawking like a big monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words.
"Moonage Daydream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your squawking like a big funky bird and I am busting up my brains for the words
Original Lyrics:
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words.
"Panic In Detroit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alley is destroyed
or
Allison Detroit
or
Allison Detroit
Original Lyrics:
Panic in Detroit
"Queen Bitch"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's in the basement my weak ass in an all time low
Original Lyrics:
My heart's in the besement my week-end's in an all time low
"Quicksand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowledge comes with gas relief.
Original Lyrics:
Knowledge comes with death's release.
"Reality"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tragic Youth was looking young and sexy
But Tragic Youth was wearing tattered black jeans.
Original Lyrics:
Tragic youth was looking young and sexy
The tragic youth was wearing tattered black jeans.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your fuel lines and a handful of loos.
Original Lyrics:
You got your cue line and a handful of 'ludes.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabble rabble you torn your dress
Rabble rabble your face is a mess
Rabble rabble how could they know
Hot tramp I love you so
Original Lyrics:
Rebel rebel you torn your dress
Rebel rebel your face is a mess
Rebel rebel how could they know
hot tramp I love you so
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel Rebel, control your dress
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess.
Original Lyrics:
Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel Rebel, you're face is a mess.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel, rebel, put on your dress.
Original Lyrics:
Rebel, rebel, you torn your dress.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Revel, Revel It's on your dress
Revel, Revel Your face is a mess
Original Lyrics:
Rebel, Rebel You've torn your dress
Rebel, Rebel Your face is a mess
Revel is what people used to call Revello ice cream so it made sense that you could get it on your dress and make your face a mess.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a-provin' my success.
Original Lyrics:
You're a juvenile success.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've torn your grave
Your face is a maze.
Original Lyrics:
You're torn your dress
Your face is a mess.
"Rebel, Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot shrimp, I love you so.
Original Lyrics:
Hot tramp, I love you so.
"Rebel, Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel, Rebel, you're covered in p***
Rebel, Rebel, you're face looks like a**.
Original Lyrics:
Rebel, Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel, Rebel, your face is a mess.
"Rebel, Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel, rebel, it's on your dress
Rebel, rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel, rebel, how could they grow?
Hot damn, I love you so.
Original Lyrics:
Rebel, rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel, rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel, rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so.
"Rebel, Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel, rebel
return your dress
Original Lyrics:
Rebel, rebel
You've torn your dress.
"Rebel, Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel, yebel
Original Lyrics:
Rebel, rebel
"Rebel, Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like dancing and we're looking fine.
Original Lyrics:
We like dancing and we look divine.
"Rebel, Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You like maids and I like them old,
We like dancing and we look divine
Original Lyrics:
You like me and I like it all,
We like dancing and we look divine
"Rebel, Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a two-for-night success.
Original Lyrics:
You're a juvenile success.
"Rock 'n Roll Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
This aint rock 'n roll, this is germicide.
Original Lyrics:
This aint rock 'n roll, this is genocide.
"Rock And Roll With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm out of breath,
but not quite down yet
Original Lyrics:
I'm out of breath,
but not quite doubting
"She Shook Me Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember Paula Hill?
Original Lyrics:
We met upon a hill.
"Slow Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
And here are we, at the center of a mall.
Original Lyrics:
And here are we, at the center of it all.
"Slow Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's pee over there
There's pee on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Theres fear over there
There's fear over ground.
"Slow Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle, are we so small in times such as these?
or
How cool are we? So small in times such as these.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, who are we? So small in times such as these.
"Sorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your long blonde hair and your eyes of blue
The only thing ever got from you was Zorro.
Original Lyrics:
With your long blonde hair and your eyes of blue
The only thing I ever got from you was sorrow.
"Soul Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I have is my rubber glove
or
All I have is my lovers love
Original Lyrics:
All I have is my love of love
"Sound and Vision"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you wonder sometimes
'Bout salmon fishing?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you wonder sometimes
'Bout sound and vision?
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the paper want to know who shot you where.
Original Lyrics:
And the papers want to know who's shirts you wear.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the papers want to know who shot you where.
Original Lyrics:
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clown control to Major Tom
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clown control to Mao Tse Tung.
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clown control to Mao Tse-tung
Original Lyrics:
Ground Control to Major Tom
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your routine pills and put your helmet on.
Original Lyrics:
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground Control to Major Tung
Original Lyrics:
Ground Control to Major Tom
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground Control, Tomato Tom.
Original Lyrics:
Ground Control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Talk.
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom,
your son is dead.
There's something wrong
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom,
your circuit's dead.
There's something wrong
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tongue.
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tongue.
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tums.
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground control to Mao Tse Tong
Take your drowsing pills and put your helmet on.
or
Ground control to Major Tom
Take your protain pills and put your helmet on.
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground control to major tongue
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's time to feed the catfish, if you dare.
Original Lyrics:
Now it's time to leave the capsule, if you dare.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Planet Earth is through and there's nothing I can do
Original Lyrics:
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your propane pills and put your helmet on.
Original Lyrics:
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is ground control to Major Fly
Come men sit count down engions on.
or
This is ground control to Major Tom
Comencing count down engions on.
Original Lyrics:
This is ground control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though I cross one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very skilled.
Original Lyrics:
Though I cross one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still.
"Starman"
Misheard Lyrics:
That ain't no DJ that was hazy cosmic child.
Original Lyrics:
That weren't no DJ that was hazy cosmic jive.
"Starman"
Misheard Lyrics:
That ain't no DJ
That was Isaac Cosmic jazz.
Original Lyrics:
That weren't no DJ
That was hazy cosmic jive.
"Station To Station"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink, drink, drain your glass
Razorblade eye.
Original Lyrics:
Drink, drink, drain your glass
Raise your glass high.
"Station To Station"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heroin, one magical moment
Such as the stuff from where dreams are woven.
Original Lyrics:
Here are we, one magical moment
Such is the stuff from where dreams are woven.
"Station To Station"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not the side-effects of her cooking
Original Lyrics:
It's not the side-effects of the cocaine
"Station To Station"
Misheard Lyrics:
The return of the thin white Jew
Original Lyrics:
The return of the thin white Duke
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Wham-Bam Betcha Bam!
Original Lyrics:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Wham-Bam-Thank you ma'am!
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, wham-bam-Benjamin!
Original Lyrics:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am!
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Wham! Bam! Vacuum Man!
Original Lyrics:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am!
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another fat chick just put my spine out of place.
Original Lyrics:
A mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to Surfer Jet City.
Original Lyrics:
Back from Suffragette City.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap electric irons on eBay.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't creme on me man
Original Lyrics:
Don't lean on me man
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't lean on me now, 'cause I ain't that kind of pretty
Back from Suffragette City
Original Lyrics:
Don't lean on me, man, 'cause you can't afford a ticket
Back to Suffragette City.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't lean on me van
'Cause you California ticky
Sounds like something conceited.
Original Lyrics:
Don't lean on me man
'Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Suffragette City.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't lean on me, man, 'cause you ain't got time for chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Don't lean on me, man, 'cause you can't afford a ticket.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't afford a ticket
Not with somethin' conceded
or
You can't afford a ticket
Not when somethin gets in it
or
You can't afford a chicken
Back to Suffragette City
or
Don't lean on my van cause you can't afford the tittie.
or
Don't lean on my van cause you can't afford the tittie.
Original Lyrics:
You can't afford a ticket
Back to Suffragette City
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in Suffer Jet City
Original Lyrics:
Down in Suffragette City
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in Surfer Jet City.
Original Lyrics:
Down in Suffragette City.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down to suck on my t****.
Original Lyrics:
Down in Suffragette City
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to south of Jeff City
Original Lyrics:
Going to Suffragette City
Jeff City (Jefferson City, Capital of Missouri)
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm soft, I can't fit it.
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
In fact, I'm somewhat conceited.
Original Lyrics:
Back in Suffragette City
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m back from suffer cat city.
Original Lyrics:
I’m back from Suffragette City.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
My school day's insane
And what's down the drain?
Original Lyrics:
My school day's insane
My work's down the drain.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh don't lean on me man
'Cause you ain't got time for chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Oh don't lean on me man
'Cause you ain't got time to check it.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
So damn conceited
Original Lyrics:
Down in Suffragette City
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something gets in it.
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette city
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
South African City
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop at the city.
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck a big t***y.
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette city
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sulfur Jet City
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swiffer jet city
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette city
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of black chicks just puts my spine out place.
or
This mellow black chick just put my spine outta place.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine outta place.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of fat chicks just put my smile out of place.
Original Lyrics:
A mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place.
Original Lyrics:
A mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another fat chick just put my spine out of place
or
This mellow black chick just put my spine out of place
or
This mellow fat chick just put my spine out of place
or
The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place
or
The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my face
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of fat chicks just puts my spine out of place.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of fat chicks will wipe the smile off your face.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of that chick just put my spine out of place.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of that chick just wiped the smile off my face.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
The stuff that Jessie did
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
The stuff that you sit in
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
This matter of fact chick just put my spine out of place.
or
This mellow black chick just put my spine out of place
or
This mellow fat chick just put my spine out of place
or
This mellow fat chick just put my spine out of place
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
This mellow, flat chick just put a smile on my face.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
This mellow-fied chick just put my spine out of place.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's up with your t*****s?
Original Lyrics:
In Suffragette City
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sufferjet City
or
What's up with your titties
or
What's up with your titties
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
"Sufragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll suck on your t***y.
Original Lyrics:
In Suffragette City
"Sufragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sack of gypsy moths
Original Lyrics:
Sufragette city
"Sufragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's up in Tipp City?
Original Lyrics:
I'm back on Suffragette City.
"TVC15"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my TV, she was fine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh my TVC one-five.
"TVC15"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my TV is so fine
Oh, oh, TV is so fine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my TVC15
Oh, oh, TVC15.
"TVC15"
Misheard Lyrics:
So psychopathic, on my PCP, I'm high.
Original Lyrics:
So hologramic, oh my TVC one-five.
"The Bewlay Brothers"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was stoned, he was whacked.
Original Lyrics:
I was stone, he was wax.
"The Heart's Filthy Lesson"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a fantastic decade!
Original Lyrics:
What a fantastic death abyss!
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jean cheated, love chicken stack.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves Jimmy's stash.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves kidney snacks
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jean genie lives on his back
The jean genie loves chimney stacks
He's outrageous, he squeezes my b***s.
Original Lyrics:
The jean genie lives on his back
The jean genie loves chimney stacks
He's outrageous, he screams and he bawls.
"The Man Who Sold the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
We smoke across a dwen.
Original Lyrics:
We spoke of was and when.
"The Secret Life Of Arabia"
Misheard Lyrics:
The secret wife of a reindeer
Original Lyrics:
The secret life of Arabia
"The secret life of Arabia"
Misheard Lyrics:
The secret life of a reindeer
Original Lyrics:
The secret life of Arabia
"This Is Not America"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is not a miracle
Original Lyrics:
This is not America
"Time Will Crawl"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Till the twentieth century looms.
Original Lyrics:
'Till the twentieth century lose.
"Time Will Crawl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tim will crawl to the 21st century loos.
Original Lyrics:
Time will crawl till the 21st century lose.
"Time Will Crawl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time will crawl to the 21st century news.
Original Lyrics:
Time will crawl till the 21st century lose.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had so many dreams, I had so many grapefruits.
Original Lyrics:
I had so many dreams, I had so many breakthroughs.
"Tvc15"
Misheard Lyrics:
So automatic, oh my tcb one-five
Original Lyrics:
So hologramic, oh my tvc one-five
"Underground"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too much rejection lil' girl
No love injection nah nah.
Original Lyrics:
Too much rejection brother
No love injection nah nah.
"Up The Hill Backwards"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's got nothing to do with you
You f***ing bastard.
Original Lyrics:
It's got nothing to do with you
If one can grasp it.
"Wild Is The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know your life--it's hell!
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know you're life itself.
"Yassassin (Turkish for Long Live)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so silly.
Original Lyrics:
Yassassin
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't there a woman that can suck on the jewelry?
Original Lyrics:
Ain't there a woman I can sock in the jaw?
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you been a hung American?
Just you and your idle, sinful sex-sofa
Never-never everywhere and
Not a Miss that's from the ghetto
Well, well, well, do you carry a paper
That he keeps just in case of depression
Sit on your handsome bus, its a viper
Bussing with all those Afro-sceners
Ain't those boys for love?
Well, ain't that girl for love?
It ain't that far to go.
Original Lyrics:
Have you have been an un-American?
Just you and your idol singing falsetto 'bout
Leather, leather everywhere, and
Not a myth left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the afro-Sheeners
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that poster love?
Well, it ain't that Barbie doll.
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you been a hung American?
Just you and your idol syble setsobah
Never, never, everywhere and
Mother misfit from the ghetto
Well, well,well, would you carry a briefcase?
Just in case of depression
Sit on your hands on the bus of survivors
Laughing at all the apple stealers
Ain't that most of all
Well ain't that close to love
Well it ain't that far to go.
Original Lyrics:
Have you have been an un-American?
Just you and your idol singing falsetto 'bout
Leather, leather everywhere, and
Not a myth left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the afro-Sheeners
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that poster love?
Well, it ain't that Barbie doll.
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hitler retired without Nurenberg judging him.
Original Lyrics:
And, ain't there a child I can hold without judging?
Doug Quaid adds: "He sings it so fast and incoherently that, even to this day, it really sounds like that; not to mention the historical accuracy of the statement, however silly it is worded, or out of context with the song it is. To be honest, the last quarter of the song is very incoherent sounding. This is the only line that I can make anything out of. I can't even understand any of the surrounding lines right before and after this particular one."
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hitler's a woman like a sock in the jaw.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't there a woman I can sock in the jaw?
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
I received a hung American
Original Lyrics:
Have you been an un-American?
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lack of respect, and why got the Coltrane?
Mama Scott's crimson, look what the hands say
I heard the news today, oh boy
I got it sweet and you got the beat
Gimme a man that can take no more
Hit every woman like a sock on the jaw.
Original Lyrics:
Black's got respect, and white's got his soul train
Mama's got cramps, and look at your hands ache
(I heard the news today, oh boy)
I got a suite and you got defeat
Ain't there a man you can say no more?
And, ain't there a woman I can sock on the jaw?
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother misled from the ghetto
Well, well, well, what you got is the Faces
And the Kinks just in case of depression
Sit on your hands on the bus of survivors
Blushing at all the Afro Shielas.
Original Lyrics:
Not a myth left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the Afro-Sheeners.
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a Miss left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In your case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your heart in the faces of divers
Blushing at all them afro-Sheeners
Ain't that coaster love?
Well, ain't that pause to love?
Well, it ain't that barking dog.
Original Lyrics:
Not a myth left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the afro-Sheeners
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that poster love?
Well, it ain't that Barbie doll.
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or even gas today?
Original Lyrics:
Or even yesterday?
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulled in just behind the fridge
He lays her down he frowns.
Original Lyrics:
Pulled in just behind the bridge
He lays her down he frowns.
The Cure did a cover of this song-and they used the misheard lyric.
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit on your hands on a bus of Godivas(?)
Looking at all the April Sheilas
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that close to love?
It ain't that far at all
Her heart's been broken just like you do.
Original Lyrics:
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the afro-Sheilas
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that poster love?
Well, it ain't that Barbie doll.
Her heart's been broken just like you have.
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit on your hands on the buses of babies.
Original Lyrics:
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors.
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so he bitched about his fans
Until they crushed his sweet hands.
Original Lyrics:
And so we bitched about his fans
And should we crush his sweet hands?
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leather massage
Original Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leather messiah
Original Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah
So now there's a band called Leather Messiah. Guess I'm not the only one.
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leopard messiah.
Original Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah.
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to a seagull
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his ego
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his eagle
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his ego
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his seagull.
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his ego.
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to mosquitoes
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his ego
Apparently a lot of people heard these alternate lyrics and were confused by them.
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with a seagull
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with a seagul
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with gazebos
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with his eagle
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with his eagle
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with his eagle
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with his zego
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with mosquitos
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with the tea girl
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well Harlem's no white town.
Original Lyrics:
Well-h*** and snow-white tan.
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well hung and so white tanned.
Original Lyrics:
Well hung and snow white tan.
"Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ziggy played the times,
driving us that we were voodoo,
the bitch wins his class,
he was canast,
with God given ass
Original Lyrics:
Ziggy played for time,
jiving us that we were voodoo,
the kids were just crass,
he was the nazz,
with God given ass
"tvc15"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Matt, it is you up there!
Oh oh, can't you see we're f***ed?
Original Lyrics:
Oh my tvc15
Oh oh, tvc15.
"tvc15"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh mighty Vishnu up high
Oh oh, please receive us now.
Original Lyrics:
Oh my tvc15
Oh oh, tvc15.

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