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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for David Bowie that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"1984"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware the balla bore, of nineteen eighty-four
Original Lyrics:
Beware the savage jaw, of nineteen eighty-four
"1984"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware the savage claw of 1984.
Original Lyrics:
Beware the savage jaw of 1984.
"1984"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware the savage lure of 1984.
Original Lyrics:
Beware the savage jaw of 1984.
"1984"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware the savage whore, of nineteen eight-four
Original Lyrics:
Beware the savage jaw, of nineteen eighty-four
"1984"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware the sound in store
Original Lyrics:
Beware the savage jaw
"1984"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware the southeast shore, of nineteen eighty-four
Original Lyrics:
Beware the savage jaw, of nineteen eighty-four
"1984"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware the staff is drawn
Original Lyrics:
Beware the savage jaw
"1984"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking for the Jesus that I knew in '65
Original Lyrics:
I'm looking for the treason that I knew in '65
"Absolute Beginners"
Misheard Lyrics:
If our long johns could fly over mountains
Original Lyrics:
If our love song could fly over mountains
"Absolute Beginners"
Misheard Lyrics:
If our long-johns could fly over mountains
Original Lyrics:
If your love song could fly over mountains
"After All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my dingo
Original Lyrics:
Oh by Jingo
"After All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
they think that we're holding the secret of all...
Original Lyrics:
they think that we're holding a secretive ball
"Alabama Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tell you we must dine
Original Lyrics:
I tell you we must die
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes care if they lose.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes, carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes, carry the nudes.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes, carry the news.
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry their 'ludes.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes
Carry the news
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey mister, you guessed - I'm a doo dad!
Original Lyrics:
Hey mister, you guessed - I'm a dude, dad!
"All the Young Dudes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes, Gary the nude.
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes, carry the news.
"As The World Falls Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll feed you muttons of gold, I'll spend you valentine evenings
Original Lyrics:
I'll paint you mornings of gold, I'll spin you valentine evenings
"As The World Falls Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of meldew.
Original Lyrics:
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel.
"As The World Falls Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel
Opal enclosed within your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel
Open and closed within your eyes.
"As the World Falls Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think your morals are gone
Original Lyrics:
I'll bring you mornings of gold
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, fun to funky
We know Major Tom's a monkey.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, fun to funky
We won't make this town so junky.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, spank the monkey.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes
F*** to f***ing.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes
Funk to funky.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Astronaut in heaven's high, hitting an all-time low
Original Lyrics:
Strung out in heaven's high, hitting an all-time low
The astronaut being Major Tom, of course
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm hoping to kiss
But the planet, it's going.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm hoping to kick
But the planet, it's glowing.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diamond again, I tell myself
Original Lyrics:
Time and again I tell myself
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hands.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed a long needed laugh,
Saw the details fall away
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thank God Almighty I don't have a fro.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've loved all that needed love
So did the tails far away.
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all, I've needed love
Sordid details following.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've loved all, I've needed love
Sordid details fall away..
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all, I've needed love
Sordid details following.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've loved and I've needed love
Saw the details far away.
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strung out and never inspired,
hitting an all-time low
Original Lyrics:
Strung out in heaven's high,
hitting an all-time low
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chicken of nothing is killing
or
The sh** king of nothing is killing
Original Lyrics:
The shrieking of nothing is killing
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
This free king of nothing is killing this
Pictures of chappers and symphasis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no help
But I'm hoping to kick this, the plan it is blown.
Original Lyrics:
The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick, but the planet it's glowing.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
This shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in silk brassiers
And I thank God Almighty that I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick from this planet and go-oh-oh-oh.
Original Lyrics:
The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick but the planet it's glowing.
"Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm next to baby's eyes
Wanna come down right now.
Original Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the ice
Wanna come down right now.
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, dunk the donkey
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, flunk the flunky
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, fun to fungi
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
But no smoking p+++ed off
Original Lyrics:
But no smoking pistol
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember a garbage bin
Original Lyrics:
Do you a remember a guy that's been
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember a garden spade
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember a guy that's been
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember a godless pimp
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember a guy that's been
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember a godless prick
It's such an earthy sod
or
Do you remember a godless pig
It's such another song
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember the cabbage fields in such an early song?
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song?
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember the glockenspiel?
It's such a lovely song
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no ass
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no head.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair.
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got no mummy and I ain't got no ass
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thank God almighty I ain't got no ass.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair.
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've never done good things,
I've never done bad things,
I never dug anything out of my poo
Original Lyrics:
I've never done good things,
I've never done bad things,
I never did anything out of the blue
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
One flash of life,
But no smoking pistol...
Original Lyrics:
One flash of light,
But no smoking pistol...
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
One flash of light
But no smoking crystal
Original Lyrics:
One flash of light
But no smoking pistol
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pictures of chav girls in synthesis
Original Lyrics:
Pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on eggs to break the ice
Original Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the ice
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snuck out in Heaven's hide
or
Snuck out in Heaven's hive
or
Stuck out in Heaven's hide
or
Snuck out in Heaven's hive
Original Lyrics:
Strung out in Heaven's high
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sordid details for the win
Original Lyrics:
Sordid details following
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
The she-king of nothing is killing tits
Victors of Jap girls in sinful sin
Original Lyrics:
The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
They got a message from the Action Man
"I'm heavy, hope you're heavy too"
Original Lyrics:
They got a message from the Action Man
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too"
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the axe
Original Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the ice
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want an egg to break the ice
Original Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the ice
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
We know Major Tom's a monkey
Original Lyrics:
We know Major Tom's a junkie
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I need's to break the ice.
Wanna come down right now.
Original Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the ice
Wanna come down right now.
"Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I need's to break the ice
Original Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the ice
"Battle For Britain (The Letter)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you ever let 'em get you down.
or
Don't you ever let her get you down.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you let my letter get you down.
"Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone could get slighted
Someone could get skinned
Original Lyrics:
There's someone else and inside me
Someone could get skinned
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Cheese, I just met a girl named Blue Cheese
Original Lyrics:
Blue Jean, I just met a girl named Blue Jean
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Emoji
Original Lyrics:
Blue Jean
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just met a girl named Eugene
or
I just met a girl named Oogee
or
I just met a girl and we're moochin'
Original Lyrics:
I just met a girl named Blue Jean
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to get this f***ing thing together.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to get this faculty together.
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look out, whoa
Original Lyrics:
Look out, world
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the whole hue degrees
Original Lyrics:
Oh the whole human race
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I made my Blue Jean blue
And she can zip me
Oh, somebody zip me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, and when my Blue Jean's blue
Blue Jean can send me
Oh, somebody send me
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, chicken sandwich
Original Lyrics:
Blue Jean can send me.
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One day I'll have to get the f***in' thing together.
Original Lyrics:
One day I'll have to get the faculty together.
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, I'm gonna write a poem in the letter.
One day, I'm gonna get the fat girl in together.
Original Lyrics:
One day, I'm gonna write a poem in the letter.
One day, I'm gonna get the faculty together.
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One day
I'm gonna get this fat girl thing together.
Original Lyrics:
One day
I'm gonna get that faculty together.
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She got a Polish bite
She got a turned up nose
Original Lyrics:
She got a police bike
She got a turned up nose
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She got a four-inch spike.
Original Lyrics:
She got a police bike.
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a Polish back.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a police bike.
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a bowler's back.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a police bike.
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage face and a monk
Original Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage face and no money
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage face and no neck.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage face and no money.
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage face on my mind.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage face and no money.
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage faced bald monkey
Original Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage face and no money
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shes got a camouflage face in my mind
Original Lyrics:
Shes got a camouflage face and no money
"Blue Jean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Today, I met a boy named Maletta.
Original Lyrics:
One day, I'm gonna write a poem in a letter.
"Boys Keep Swinging"
Misheard Lyrics:
You cover girl
Original Lyrics:
You get a girl
"Cat People (Putting Out Fire)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been putting out fire with Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
And I've been putting out fire with gasoline
"Cat People"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been putting out fire with Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
I've been putting out fire with gasoline
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A million dead in the streets
Original Lyrics:
A million dead-end streets
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A million denim streets
Original Lyrics:
A million dead-end streets
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are immune from your constipation
Original Lyrics:
Are immune to your consultations
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are immune from your contractions.
Original Lyrics:
Are immune to your consultations.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are immune to your constant patients.
Original Lyrics:
Are immune to your consultation.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can't change time
Original Lyrics:
But I can't trace time.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can't chase time.
Original Lyrics:
But I can't trace time.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can't take time
Original Lyrics:
But I can't change time
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can't trace time
Original Lyrics:
But I can't change time
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-change, yes!
(Turn and face the strain.)
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!
(Turn and face the stranger.)
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-change, yes!
(Turn and face the strange)
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!
(Turn and face the stranger)
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes,
Your face is strange
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes,
Turn and face the strange
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(Tryin and bass of string)
Ch-ch-changes.
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(Turn and face the stranger)
Ch-ch-changes.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-changes!
(John, your face looks strange)
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!
(Turn and face the strain)
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chyme won't change me
But I can trace chyme.
Original Lyrics:
Time may change me
But I can't trace time.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell them to blow up a Parliament.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell them to go up to Parliament.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up an hour or bit
or
Don't tell them to grow up on our bed
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and olive ants.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up in Olivette
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna be a ritual
or
Don't wanna be original
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna have to be a richer man
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never caught a glimpse of how the others receive bacon
Original Lyrics:
I've never caught a glimpse
How the others must see the faker.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch the nipples change their size.
Original Lyrics:
I watch the ripples change their size.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch the nipples change their size.
Original Lyrics:
I watch the ripples change their size
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch the ripples change the sides,
But never leave the stream of one permanent scent
Original Lyrics:
I watch the ripples change their size
But never leave the stream of warm impermanence
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see a vicar
Original Lyrics:
I've never caught a glimpse
How the others must see the faker.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I turned myself to fencing
or
So I turned myself to basing
or
So I turned myself, debasing
or
So I turned myself to base me
or
So I turned myself to bay seed
or
So I turned myself to Bay City
or
So I turned Marcel to fake seed
Original Lyrics:
So I turned myself to face me
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I turned myself to space man
Turn and face the strange
Time may change me but I can change time.
Original Lyrics:
So I turned myself to face me
Turn and face the strain
Time may change me but I can't trace time.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange fascinations are killing me
Original Lyrics:
Strange fascination fascinating me.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange vaccination facsimilie
Original Lyrics:
Strange fascination fascinating me.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange vaccinations are killing me.
Original Lyrics:
Strange fascination fascinating me.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time may change me
But I won't change time.
Original Lyrics:
Time may change me
But I can't trace time.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time may change me
But I can't change time
Original Lyrics:
Time may change me
But I can't trace time
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to face the change
Original Lyrics:
Turn and face the strange
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tr-tr-tr-traces
Remain the same.
Original Lyrics:
Ch-ch-ch changes
Turn and face the stranger.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While others receive bacon, I'm much too tired to take that trip.
Original Lyrics:
Of how the others see the faker, I'm much too fast to take that test.
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna have to be a richer man
or
Don't wanna have to be with Richard, man
or
Don't wanna have to be original
or
Don't wanna have to be Erection Man
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna have to be a richer man
"Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're leading up to our next event.
Original Lyrics:
You left us up to our necks in it.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, "Oh baby just put on your mask."
Original Lyrics:
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, "Oh baby just you shut your mouth."
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I get excited
My little China girl says
Oh baby, just eat another bat
Original Lyrics:
And when I get excited
My little China girl says
Oh baby, just you shut your mouth
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, 'Oh baby, just you shut your mouse!'
Original Lyrics:
And when I get excited
My little China girl says, 'Oh baby, just you shut your mouth!'
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gets in the way of my lies
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gets in the way of my rice
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel attractive, like, uh - Marlon Brando
Original Lyrics:
I feel a-tragic like I'm Marlon Brando
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give you marijuana rolls
Original Lyrics:
I give you a man who wants to rule the world
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear our farts beating, loud as thunder
Original Lyrics:
I hear her heart's beating, loud as thunder
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stumble into town
Just like a secret call
Original Lyrics:
I stumble into town
Just like a sacred cow
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stumble into town just like a sacred crown
Original Lyrics:
I stumble into town, just like a sacred cow
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stumble into town...
Just like a sacred clown
Original Lyrics:
I stumble into town
Just like a sacred cow
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you a man from Mars to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you a man of war to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you a million eyes to rule the world
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you handlebars to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you men from Mars to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you menopause to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give your hand a voice to rule the world.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feeling seasick like I'm Marlon Brando
Original Lyrics:
I'm feeling tragic like I'm Marlon Brando
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the way of my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the way of my eyes
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the way of my lice.
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the way of my life.
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes.
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the why of my eyes
Original Lyrics:
It's in the whites of my eyes
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a sacred crowd
Original Lyrics:
Just like a sacred cow
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just you shut your mouse
Original Lyrics:
Just you shut your mouth
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Legends of swa stickers
Original Lyrics:
Visions of swastikas
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little Island Girl
Original Lyrics:
My little China Girl
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little diner girl
or
My little diamond girl
Original Lyrics:
My little China girl
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plants for everyone
Original Lyrics:
Plans for everyone
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
The government wants to lose
My little China girl.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up in the mornings
Where's my little China girl?
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Visions of icicles in my head
or
Visions of popsicles in my head
Original Lyrics:
Visions of swastikas in my head
"China Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Visions of what's to come in my head
Original Lyrics:
Visions of swastikas in my head
"Cracked Actor"
Misheard Lyrics:
But since he pinned ya baby, you're a pork pie.
Original Lyrics:
But since he pinned ya baby, you're a porcupine.
"Cracked Actor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crack, baby crack, show me your eel
Original Lyrics:
Crack, baby crack, show me you're real
"Cracked Actor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crack, baby crack, show me your rear.
Original Lyrics:
Crack, baby crack, show me you're real.
"Cygnet Committee"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to believe in the mayonnaise cole slaw.
Original Lyrics:
And I want to believe in the madness that calls now.
"Cygnet Committee"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to believe, am I just coleslaw.
Original Lyrics:
And I want to believe in the madness that calls 'now'.
"Cygnet Committee"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you madly.
Original Lyrics:
I bless you madly.
"Cygnet Committee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where money stood
We planted seeds of river.
Original Lyrics:
Where money stood
We planted seeds of rebirth.
"DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like I can't tell lies now.
Original Lyrics:
Feel like Dan Dare lies down.
"DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
For many years I used to be funny dancer
I am a DJ and I've got believers.
Original Lyrics:
He used to be my boss but now he is a puppet dancer
I am a DJ and I've got believers.
"DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more, begin, of lights and evening faces
Fast food, nothing nostalgia
Humble pie and liquor, food.
Original Lyrics:
One more, weekend, of lights and evening faces
Fast food, living nostalgia
Humple pie or bitter fruit.
"DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think this is easy, really missing me.
Original Lyrics:
You think this is easy, realism.
"DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think this is easy, well listen.
Original Lyrics:
You think this is easy, realism.
"Day-In Day-Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was born in an airbag
Original Lyrics:
She was born in a handbag
"Dead Man Walking"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm God.
or
And I'm gold.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gone.
"Dead Man Walking"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gone through the crap in my pants
Like a dead man w***ing.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gone through a crack in the past
Like a dead man walking.
"Dead Man Walking"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaking their Saxon bones.
Original Lyrics:
Shaking their sex and their bones.
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Here they come)
I'll keep our friend serene
(Here they come)
Oh baby, come home to me
(Here they come)
Well, she's comfy and gone
Original Lyrics:
(Will they come?)
I'll keep a friend serene
(Will they come?)
Oh baby, come unto me
(Will they come?)
Well, she's come, been and gone
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
As they pulled you out of a Yorkshire gent-town
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your tending stump
Dressed like a free ski hose
Top grind in squeaky walls
Original Lyrics:
When they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was,
Tod Browning's freak you was.
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tank
Original Lyrics:
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
As they pulled you out of the oxygen, Dave
You asked for a lady's body
With your silicone hung and your tennis stung
Dressed like a preisty wall
Talk down and speaky wall
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee
I'm sure you're not a tech ted boy, plain to see
The diamond dogs are vultures and they hide behind trees
Hung and to the ground
They were mad again with killer peal
I'll keep a frenzerene
Oh baby, come unto me
Well she's comfy and God.
Come out of the dark end baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
That Halloween jag is a real cool cat
And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase
The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope
Onto the street below, go Tarzan, go man go
Needs his little horsey with his ghost town approach
Her face is science fiction but she wears a dying brooch
Strictly reminiscing something mother used to make
Racked up in paradise, Diamond Dogs are civilized
In the year of the scavenger, the season of the bitch
Sashay on the motor pole, say sorry to the ditch
Just another future's all, lovely little kids
Original Lyrics:
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten-inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was
Tod Browning's freak you was
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee
I'm sure you're not protected, for it's plain to see
The diamond dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees
Hunt you to the ground they will
Mannequins with kill appeal
I'll keep a friend serene
Oh baby, come unto me
Well, she's come, been and gone.
Come out of the garden, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
The Halloween Jack is a real cool cat
And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase
The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope
Onto the street below, oh Tarzie, go man go
Meets his little hussy with his ghost town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake
Wrecked up and paralyzed, Diamond Dogs are sableized
In the year of the scavenger, the season of the bitch
Sashay on the boardwalk, scurry to the ditch
Just another future song, lonely little kitsch
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knees
I'm sure not projected for this fantasy
The Diamond Dogs approaches and they hide behind trees
Original Lyrics:
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee
I'm sure you're not protected, for it's plain to see
The Diamond Dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dressed like a freak you was, Bob Browning's streaky walls
Original Lyrics:
Dressed like a priest you was, Todd Browning's freak you was
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sure you're not protected from his fantasy
The diamond dogs approaches in the highly hide trees
Hunted the crown, they will, mannequins with kill bill
Original Lyrics:
I'm sure you're not protected for it's plain to see
The diamond dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees
Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a priest, he was
Talking about them stinky wars
Original Lyrics:
Dressed like a priest you was
Tod Brownings freak you was
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neatest little hussy with his ghost town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to be
Bricked up in paradise, Diamond Dogs with sable eyes
Original Lyrics:
Meets his little hussy with his ghost town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake
Wrecked up and paralyzed, Diamond Dogs are sableized
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Need his little horsey, well his girls now approach
The face is such a feature and she wears a diet brooch
Sweeping round the missy, something mother yesterday
Wrecked up in paradise, diamond dogs are stablised
Original Lyrics:
Meet his little hussy with his ghost town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake
Wrecked up and paralysed, diamond dogs are sableised
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Onto the street, they will, oh Tarzan, go man go
Original Lyrics:
Onto the street below, oh Tarzie, go man go
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sachet on the broad hope, story to the ditch
Original Lyrics:
Sashay on the broad walk, scurry to the ditch
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sassy on the bro hope, starry to the ditch
Original Lyrics:
Sashay on the broad walk, scurry to the ditch
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gonna be sorry
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be sorrow
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Halloween drive is a real cold cat
Original Lyrics:
The Halloween jack is a real cool cat
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're all on the diamond dole.
Original Lyrics:
They call them the diamond dogs.
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
This aint rock 'n roll, this is germicide.
Original Lyrics:
This aint rock 'n roll, this is genocide.
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they pushed you out of the oxygen tent
You heard Fred's butt had started
Then the silly gone plump when ten inch of sumpin'
Dressed as a shiek he was, gosh darned tweaked he was.
Original Lyrics:
When they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was, Tod Browning's freak you was.
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will they come, I keep a friend serene
Will they come, oh baby come on to me,
Well she's coming and gone
Come out of the dark end baby,
You'll catch your death in the fog,
Young girl they call them the Diamond Dogs
Original Lyrics:
(Will they come?) I'll keep a friend serene
(Will they come?) Oh baby, come on to me
(Will they come?) Well, she's come, been and gone
Come out of the garden, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your silicon hump and your tennis stump
Original Lyrics:
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
"Diamond Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll catch your death in the phone.
Original Lyrics:
You'll catch your death in the fog.
"Drive-In Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's crashing out with Sylvia.
Original Lyrics:
He's crashing out with Sylvian.
"Drive-In Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
His aim was always bumming
Original Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
"Drive-In Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
His name was always Bonnie
Original Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
"Drive-In Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
His name was always Buddah
Original Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
"Drive-In Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
And he was shruken a**ed to this day.
Original Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
And he'd shrug and ask to stay.
"Drive-In Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
And his shrunken arse could stay
Original Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
And he'd shrug and ask to stay
"Drive-In Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
His name was always gay boy
Original Lyrics:
His name was always Buddy
"Drive-In Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me put my a*se around your head
Original Lyrics:
Let me put my arms around your head
"Everyone Says Hi"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the food gets to Erie
Original Lyrics:
If the food gets too eerie
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Babe!
Original Lyrics:
Fame!
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang!
Original Lyrics:
Fame!
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Booger for you,
shoot her for me,
got to get a rectum gun
Original Lyrics:
Bully for you,
chilly for me,
got to get a raincheck on pain
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Booger for you, Sugar for me, I gotta get a Reggiecon
Original Lyrics:
Bully for you, chilly for me, got to get a raincheck on pain
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boogie for you
She leave for me
Gotta get Reggie gone Babe
Original Lyrics:
Bully for you
Chilly for me
Gotta get a raincheck on pain
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bouillion for you, chili for me.
Original Lyrics:
Bully for you, chilly for me.
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bully for you, Chilly for me, gotta get a reche-gong
Original Lyrics:
Bully for you, chilly for me, gotta get a raincheck on...pain
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bully for you, shoot 'em for me,
gotta get a Reggie gun...fame
Original Lyrics:
Bully for you, chilly for me,
gotta get a raincheck on...pain
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it to you, do it to me
Got to get a rental car Fame, (Fame)
Original Lyrics:
Fame, bully for you, chilly for me
Got to get a rain check on pain (pain)
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fame makes the mayonnaise take things over.
Original Lyrics:
Fame makes the man take things over.
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fame once your life is in the luau
Original Lyrics:
Fame what you like is in the limo
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fame what you need you pass the bottle
Original Lyrics:
Fame what you need you have to borrow
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fame whatcha devil where things are hollow
Original Lyrics:
Fame puts you there where things are hollow
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fame, nine-to-five, it's just his time
Original Lyrics:
Fame, "Nein! It's mine!" is just his line
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fame, what you like is in the Louvre
Original Lyrics:
Fame what you like is in the limo
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fan
Original Lyrics:
Fame
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get a rigid-on.
Original Lyrics:
Got to get a raincheck on...
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get election going
Original Lyrics:
Got to get a raincheck on...
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get erection going
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get a raincheck on...pain
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reject your best
or
I reject your birth
or
I reject your breast
Original Lyrics:
I reject you first
Cowritten with John Lennon
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reject your verse
Original Lyrics:
I reject you first
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
I respect your bust
Original Lyrics:
I reject you first
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it Andy Kaufman driving me insane?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder you’re driving me insane
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it Stevie Wonder
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I object you burst
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder that I reject you first?
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder, I reject your breasts?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder that I reject you first?
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it anybody
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it in a Wal-Mart?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder...
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any thunder...
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder...
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any wonder that I reject your breasts?
Original Lyrics:
Is there any wonder that I reject you first?
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain
Original Lyrics:
Fame
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rain makes the man think things over.
Original Lyrics:
Fame makes the man take things over.
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Space Dream makes a man take things over
Space Dream lets him loose, hard to swallow
Space Dream puts you there where things are hollow (fame)
Space Dream, it's not your brain, it's just the flame
Original Lyrics:
Fame makes a man take things over
Fame lets him loose, hard to swallow
Fame puts you there where things are hollow (fame)
Fame, it's not your brain, it's just the flame
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thanks
Original Lyrics:
Fame
"Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woulda for you, shoulda for me, gotta get a Reggietron...fame
Original Lyrics:
Bully for you, chilly for me, gotta get a raincheck on...pain
"Fascination"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I feel vaccination, I just can't stand still
Original Lyrics:
Every time I feel fascination, I just can't stand still
"Fascination"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I like vaccination
Original Lyrics:
I think I like fascination
"Fascination"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leather sex is fun and kinky, like vaccination
Original Lyrics:
Better sex is fun I think I like fascination
"Fascination"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vaccination moves sweeping near me
Original Lyrics:
Fascination moves sweeping near me
"Fascination"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vaccination takes a part of me
Original Lyrics:
Fascination takes a part of me
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***, f***, f*** the faction
Original Lyrics:
Fa, fa, fa, fa, fashion
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fa, fa, fa, fashist
Original Lyrics:
Fa, fa, fa, fashion
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Faster
Original Lyrics:
Fashion
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fraction
Original Lyrics:
Fashion
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Passion
Original Lyrics:
Fashion
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pasteur
Original Lyrics:
Fashion
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Goonies and we're coming to town.
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town.
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Gundsworths and we're coming to town
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the bourgeois and we're comin' to town. (Beep-beep!)
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town. (Beep! Beep!)
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the broom squad and we're coming to town. (Sweep, sweep)
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town. (Beep, beep)
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the coons wad and we're comin' to town. Deep-Deep!
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town. Beep-Beep!
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the gootswa and we're comin' to town. Beep-beep!
Original Lyrics:
We are the goon squad and we're comin' to town. Beep-Beep!
"Fashion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the hutzpa and we're coming to town.
Original Lyrics:
We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town.
"Five Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baguettes
That's all we've got
We've got baguettes.
Original Lyrics:
Five years
That's all we've got
We've got five years.
"Five Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Five years, stucco my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Five years, stuck on my eyes.
"Five Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got five kids, that's all we got
Original Lyrics:
We've got five years, that's all we got
"Five Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got five years stuck on Mars.
Original Lyrics:
We've got five years stuck on my eyes.
"Five Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got five years what a surprise
Original Lyrics:
We've got five years stuck on my eyes.
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold in here
Original Lyrics:
Golden years
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come peel the potatoes.
Original Lyrics:
Come get up, my baby.
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come wallop the baby
Original Lyrics:
Come get up my baby
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give up the bacon
Original Lyrics:
Get up, my baby
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Look at that sky
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never look back, walk tall as a pine.
Original Lyrics:
Never look back, walk tall, act fine.
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's my favorite hospital
Original Lyrics:
There's my baby, lost that's all
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who let out the baby?
Original Lyrics:
Come get up my baby.
"Golden Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish-a-fon dish-a-fon day-a-fon day
Original Lyrics:
Wish upon wish upon day upon day
"Hallo Spaceboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to be 3
Original Lyrics:
And I want to be free
"Hallo Spaceboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you like altar boys?
Original Lyrics:
Do you like girls or boys?
"Hang Onto Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was my ha-na-na-na-na-na, she's a f**kin' thigh collector.
Original Lyrics:
She wants my honey not my money, she's a funky-thigh collector.
Considering Bowie used a lot of nonsense words in his songs back in the early '70s, "ha-na-na-na-na-na" really isn't that illogical for him to say...
"Hang Onto Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get it on with yourself!
Original Lyrics:
You better hang onto yourself.
"Helden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing in heaven
Original Lyrics:
Dann sind wir Helden
"Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And love, and love will keep us together
Original Lyrics:
And nothing, and nothing will keep us together
"Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the guards shot above our heads
Original Lyrics:
And the guns shot over our heads
"Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I, I wish I could swing.
Just like the golfmen Like golfmen can swing
Original Lyrics:
I, I wish you could swim
Just like the dolphins Like dolphins can swim
"Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
People need heroes
Just for one day.
Original Lyrics:
We could be heroes
Just for one day.
"Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing by the wharf.
As the doves shat above our heads.
Original Lyrics:
Standing by the wall.
And the guns shot above our heads.
"Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could be weirdos
Just for one day
Original Lyrics:
We could be heroes
Just for one day.
"Heroes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will keep us in heaven
Original Lyrics:
Will keep us together
"I Took A Trip On A Gemini Spaceship"
Misheard Lyrics:
I showed my spacegown
Original Lyrics:
I shot my spacegun
"I'm Afraid Of Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm afraid of polaria.
Original Lyrics:
I'm afraid of Americans.
"I'm Afraid Of Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny wants a brain
Johnny wants to sit on my coke
Original Lyrics:
Johnny wants a plane
Johnny wants to suck on a Coke.
"I'm Afraid Of Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny wants a woman
Johnny wants to think of her junk.
Original Lyrics:
Johnny wants a woman
Johnny wants to think of a joke.
"It's No Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Draw the blinds on yesterday
And it's also much scarier
Original Lyrics:
Draw the blinds on yesterday
And it's all so much scarier
"It's No Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am bored from the event
or
I am Bart from the event
Original Lyrics:
I am barred from the event
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
A small Jean Genie f*cked off to the city
Original Lyrics:
A small Jean Genie snuck off to the city
"Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dream genie
Original Lyrics:
Jean Genie
Additional entries for this song can be found under "The Jean Genie" (scroll down).
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much fun
(Dancing) Too pack up like a gun (Dancing)
Bring it on with Davey now.
Original Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much love (Dancing)
Too bad my back had gone (Dancing)
Boogie down with daddy now.
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much love (Dancing)
Too bad my back had gone (Dancing)
Boogie down with Davey now
Original Lyrics:
(Dancing) I'm having so much love (Dancing)
Too bad my back had gone (Dancing)
Boogie down with daddy now
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie's pretty neat, she always picks her feet
Original Lyrics:
Annie's pretty neat, she always eats her meat
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, I wanna go dancing!
You turn me on
Original Lyrics:
John, I'm only dancing
She turns me on
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lonely, f*** me!
Original Lyrics:
I'm lonely, trust me!
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
John I'm all excited
She turns me on, I'm all excited
Original Lyrics:
John I'm only dancing
She turns me on, I'm only dancing
"John, I'm Only Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I pee slowly.
Original Lyrics:
You know I feel so lonely.
"Jump They Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patient in desire
Original Lyrics:
A nation in his eyes
"Jump They Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patient in his eyes
Original Lyrics:
A nation in his eyes
"Jump They Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Streaking good thief to inspire
or
Streaking good peak twin spire
Original Lyrics:
Streaking cathedral spire
"Kingdom Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I've been making these rocks
I'm caught in this hay
or
Well I've been baking these rocks
And cotton with hay
Original Lyrics:
Well I've been breaking these rocks
And cutting this hay
"Kingdom Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the kingdom falls
or
When the king don't come
or
Where the king don't come
or
Win the king dot com
or
Wendy king dot com
or
Wendy King, don't come!
or
We're licking dot com
or
We're looking dot com
or
We're looking, don't come!
or
We're lucky dot com
Original Lyrics:
When the kingdom comes
"Knock on Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna use
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna lose
"Kooks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you stay in our lavatory?
Original Lyrics:
Will you stay in our lovers' story?
"Lady Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I smiled sadly for a law I could not obey.
Original Lyrics:
I smiled sadly for a love I could not obey.
"Laughing Gnome"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I had food stamps behind me
Original Lyrics:
When I heard footsteps behind me
"Law"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want knowledge
I want sausages.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want knowledge
I want certainty.
"Let's Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For fear of cabbage fall
Original Lyrics:
For fear tonight is all
"Let's Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For fear the grey chiffon
For fear tonight is on.
Original Lyrics:
For fear your grace should fall
For fear tonight is all.
"Let's Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For fearing gracious hall
For fear grace is a whore
Original Lyrics:
For fear your grace should fall
For fear tonight is all
"Let's Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Last dance
Original Lyrics:
Let's dance
"Let's Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Less chance
Original Lyrics:
Let's dance
"Let's Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's dance
To the sound they're playin' on the radio
Original Lyrics:
Let's dance
To the song they're playin' on the radio
"Let's Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's sway
Under the moonlight, mysterious moonlight
Original Lyrics:
Let's sway
Under the moonlight, this serious moonlight
"Let's Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mets fan
Original Lyrics:
Let's dance
"Let's Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Next dance
Original Lyrics:
Let's Dance
"Let's Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sway through the crowd to a little tech spice
Original Lyrics:
Sway through the crowd to an empty space
"Let's Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tremble like a fawn
Original Lyrics:
Tremble like a flower
"Let's Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tremble like a throw up
Original Lyrics:
Tremble like a flower
"Life On Mars?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse has thrown up a cow.
Original Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
"Life On Mars?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That Mickey has grown off the cow.
Original Lyrics:
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From my beeper to the north of boards
Original Lyrics:
From Ibiza to the Norfolk broads
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From my people to the north of broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
Tell my mother, my dog, and grounds.
Original Lyrics:
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's on a merry cast orchard bough
That Mickey Mouse has blown off a cow.
Original Lyrics:
It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon's on sale again.
Original Lyrics:
Lennon's on sale again.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lenin will rain again
Original Lyrics:
Lennon's on sale again.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lenin's on sale again
Original Lyrics:
Lennon's on sale again.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lennin's on sale again.
Original Lyrics:
Lennon's on sale again.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long man beating up the wrong guy
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long man feeding on the wrong guy
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Low men beating up the wrong guy.
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse is grown on a cow.
Original Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the workers have struck a vein
There's lemons on sale again
Original Lyrics:
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh man! Look at those gay men go. It's the freakiest show.
Original Lyrics:
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go. It's the freakiest show.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh man, look at those gay men go!
Original Lyrics:
Oh man, look at those cavemen go!
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old man beating on the young guy
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my darkened clowns
Original Lyrics:
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh Man! Look at those gay men go.
Original Lyrics:
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh Man! Look at those cavemen go.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See those fighting in the dance hall
Oh man, look at those cavemen go.
Original Lyrics:
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh, man, look at those cavemen go.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at her long hair hitting on the wrong guy.
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at the lawman beating on the wrong guy.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at the lawman
Feeling up the wrong guy.
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The workers are struck for fame
'Cuz there's lemons on sale again.
Original Lyrics:
The workers are struck for fame
'Cuz Lenin's on sale again.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's lemons on sale again.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause Lenin's on sale.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I beat you with an old fork, broad
We'll pretend you're as out of bounds
To my mother, my dog and clowns.
Original Lyrics:
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns.
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrong man beating on the wrong guy
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrong man beating up the wrong guy
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Life On Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Zane Low fighting in the dance hall
Original Lyrics:
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
"Life on Mars?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell my nother, my darkened clown.
Original Lyrics:
To my mother, my dog and clowns.
"Life on Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But her money is gelding gold
And her daddy has told her to go
~
But the film is a satin ball
'Cause she's looked it ten times or more
She could spreaden the eyes a foot
As they ask her go for some
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakier show
Take a look at the old man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the rest of the show
~
It's all America's told, you're brown
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers are strung for pain
Lemons on sale again
See them mising their mill and halls
From I be there to the north of Paul
We'll pretend you're as out of bounds
Tell my mother my darkened clown
But the film is all satin ball
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be red again
As I ask you to go for some sailors
Original Lyrics:
Her mummy is yelling "No"
And her daddy has told her to go
~
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
~
It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lenin's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds to
My mother, my dog, and clowns
But the film is a saddening bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on sailors
"Life on Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Law man speeding up the wrong side
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Life on Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his seagull
Original Lyrics:
making love to his ego
"Life on Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's lemons on sale again
Original Lyrics:
'cause Lenin's on sale again
"Little Wonder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little wanker, little wanker you.
Original Lyrics:
Little wonder, little wonder you.
"Little Wonder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit on my car
or
Sit on my comma.
Original Lyrics:
Sit on my karma.
"Look Back In Anger"
Misheard Lyrics:
'You know who I am', he said.
The speaker was an alien.
Original Lyrics:
'You know who I am', he said.
The speaker was an angel.
"Loving the Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her I'm in Disneyland
Original Lyrics:
Terror in a best laid plan
"Memory of a Free Festival"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some machine is coming down
And we're gonna have to party
Original Lyrics:
The Sun Machine is coming down
And we're gonna have a party
"Miracle Goodnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Future full of MTV knocking on my door
Original Lyrics:
Future full and empty knocking on my door
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I drive
Original Lyrics:
But I tried
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ching chong chang!
Original Lyrics:
Church on time
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Church on time - That reminds me
Church on time - Makes me vomit.
Original Lyrics:
Church on time - terrifies me
Church on time - makes me party.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Church on time - terrifies me
Church on time - makes me vomit.
Original Lyrics:
Church on time - terrifies me
Church on time - makes me party.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Church on time, makes me horny.
Original Lyrics:
Church on time, makes me party.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Church on time, makes me potty.
Original Lyrics:
Church on time, makes me party.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Common law!
Original Lyrics:
Modern love
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Garden Man, Garden Man, Garden Man
or
Garden Gnome, Garden Gnome, Garden Gnome
or
Modern Man, Modern Man, Modern Man
or
God in Man, God in man, God in Man
Original Lyrics:
God and Man, God and Man, God and Man
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Garden men
Original Lyrics:
God and men
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
God and love
Original Lyrics:
Modern love
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
God damned Man
Original Lyrics:
God and Man, God and Man, God and Man
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I catch a papal void
Original Lyrics:
I catch a paper boy
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I catch the paperboy
who sings so really gay
Original Lyrics:
I catch the paperboy,
but things don't really change
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I catch the paperboy
Who thinks you're really tame.
Original Lyrics:
I catch the paperboy
But things don't really change.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna go out
I wanna stay in
Kissing about
Original Lyrics:
I know when to go out
I know when to stay in
Get things done
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to go out
I want to stay home
Good thing I'm out.
Original Lyrics:
I know when to go out
I know when to stay in
Get things done.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to go out
I want to stay in
Dancing in the dark
Original Lyrics:
I know when to go out
I know when to stay in
Get things done
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to go out
I want to stay in
Kissing about
Original Lyrics:
I know when to go out
And when to stay in
Get things done
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've cut the people...but
Original Lyrics:
I catch a paper boy.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just the power to charge.
Original Lyrics:
It's just the power to charm.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just the power to talk
Original Lyrics:
It's just the power to charm
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just too far to trot
Original Lyrics:
It's just the power to charm
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not really worth it
Original Lyrics:
It's not really work
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juke joint jive
Original Lyrics:
Church on time
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes me horny
Original Lyrics:
Makes me party
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes me ponder
Original Lyrics:
Makes me party
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes me vomit!
Original Lyrics:
Makes me party!
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes me wear my shirt on time
Original Lyrics:
Takes me to the church on time
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama love
Original Lyrics:
Modern love
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marmalade
Original Lyrics:
Modern love
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martin Mull
Original Lyrics:
Modern love
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Modern man, no profession
Modern man, no religion
Original Lyrics:
God and man, no confessions
God and man, no religion
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother Love
Original Lyrics:
Modern Love
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother love
Original Lyrics:
Modern love
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Private life, private love
Original Lyrics:
Modern love, modern love
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Puts my trust in Garden Man
Original Lyrics:
Puts my trust in god and man
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the church or die.
Original Lyrics:
Take me to the church on time.
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Takes me to the judge on time
Original Lyrics:
Takes me to the church on time
In the Pepsi commercial from 1987, the line is replaced with "Now I know the choice is mine".
"Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Work on time - pterodactyl
Original Lyrics:
Church on time - terrifies me
"Moonage Daydream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap electric irons on me, babe.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe.
Editor's note: It would make no sense whatsoever for him to say "Ebay" because Ebay didn't exist when this song came out.
"Moonage Daydream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I smoke a lot of big monkey bud
Original Lyrics:
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
"Moonage Daydream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a motherf***** coming for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a mama-papa coming for you.
"Moonage Daydream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a spaceship, baby
Original Lyrics:
I'm a space invader
"Moonage Daydream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an alligator
I'm a mother-f***er coming for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alligator
I'm a mama-papa comin' for you.
"Moonage Daydream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your electric eye on Ebay, put your ray-gun to my head.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your electric eye on me, babe, put your ray-gun to my head.
Editor's note: This song came out LONG before Ebay (or any website) even came into existence, so this mishearing is not the least bit plausible; it would be an anachronism.
"Moonage Daydream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spoken like a big monkey butt
Original Lyrics:
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
"Moonage Daydream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The church of mad love is such a holy place to be.
Original Lyrics:
The church of man, love, is such a holy place to be.
"Moonage Daydream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The church of madness is such a holy place to be.
Original Lyrics:
The church of man, love, is such a holy place to be.
"Moonage Daydream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You smoke a lot a drink monkey birds
And I mustn't have the brains for the world.
Original Lyrics:
You're squawking like a big monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words.
"Moonage Daydream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You smoke a lot of green, monky girl
And I'm messing up my brains for the world.
Original Lyrics:
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words.
"Moonage Daydream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You smoke a lot of pink monkey butt
Original Lyrics:
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
"Moonage Daydream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your squawking like a big funky bird
and I am busting up my brains for the words
Original Lyrics:
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words.
"Moonage Daydream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
smoking a lot of big monkey bird
Original Lyrics:
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
"Never Let Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I believed in the Muppets
Original Lyrics:
When I believed in nothing
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know that you're driving
Your mummies and bobbies insane?
or
Don't you know that you're driving?
Your mum is, in pockets, insane!
or
Don't you know where you're driving?
Your mum lives at Bobby's in Seine!
or
Don't you know where you're driving?
Your mum is and Bob is insane!
or
Don't you know where you're driving?
Your mum is on poppers, insane!
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know that you're driving
Your mamas and papas insane?
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think about a world to come
Where the books were bound by the golden Fonz
Original Lyrics:
I think about a world to come
Where the books were found by the golden ones
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No broom for me, no farm for you
or
No groom for me, no fund for you
Original Lyrics:
What are we coming to? No room for me, no fun for you
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Birthers have fixed the Hindustan News
Homo Sapiens have outgrown the noose
or
The earth is a mix of Hindustan nudes
Homo Sapiens have outgrown their youth
or
The earth is a mix of Hindustanus
And Homo Sapiens have outgrown their use
Original Lyrics:
The earth is a bithc, we've finished our news
Homo Sapiens have outgrown their use
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The author's a binge
Original Lyrics:
The earth is a btch
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up your sleepy hair
Original Lyrics:
Wake up you sleepy head
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do I see? Crack in the sky
or
What do I see? A croc in the sky
or
What do I see? A crock in the sky
or
What do I see? Crap in the sky
Original Lyrics:
What do I see? A crack in the sky
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Written in vain, written in all
By a muscle man who questioned what we came here for
Original Lyrics:
Written in pain, written in awe
By a puzzled man who questioned what we came here for
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Written in vain, written in all
By the puzzled man who questioned what we came here for
or
Written and bathed, ridden in oil
By the muzzled man who questioned what we came here for
or
Written in paint, written in oil
By the muzzled man who questioned what we came here for
or
Written in vain, written in oil
By the Muslim man who questioned what we came here for
Original Lyrics:
Written in pain, written in awe
By a puzzled man who questioned what we came here for
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta go gay for the Homosexuals
Original Lyrics:
You gotta make way for the Homo Superior
"Oh! You Pretty Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta make way for the Homo Siberia
or
You gotta make way for the homeless superior
or
You gotta make wind for the homeless who beer the ark
or
You gotta make wind for the homeless who beery us
Original Lyrics:
You gotta make way for the Homo Superior
"Panic In Detroit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alley is destroyed
or
Allison Detroit
or
Allison Detroit
Original Lyrics:
Panic in Detroit
"Queen Bitch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm up on the eleventh floor and I'm watching the cool sister go
Original Lyrics:
I'm up on the eleventh floor and I'm watching the cruisers below
"Queen Bitch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's in the basement my weak ass in an all time low
Original Lyrics:
My heart's in the besement my week-end's in an all time low
"Quicksand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living in a silent hill
Portraying Killer's sacred realm
Original Lyrics:
I'm living in a silent film
Portraying Himmler's sacred realm
"Quicksand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowledge comes with gas relief.
Original Lyrics:
Knowledge comes with death's release.
"Reality"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tragic Youth was looking young and sexy
But Tragic Youth was wearing tattered black jeans.
Original Lyrics:
Tragic youth was looking young and sexy
The tragic youth was wearing tattered black jeans.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blamo Blamo, you've torn your dress.
Blamo Blamo, your face is a mess.
Original Lyrics:
Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your fuel lines and a handful of loos.
Original Lyrics:
You got your cue line and a handful of 'ludes.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot Trump, I love you so!
Original Lyrics:
Hot tramp, I love you so.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot champ, I love you so!
Original Lyrics:
Hot tramp, I love you so.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot shrimp! I love you so
Original Lyrics:
Hot tramp! I love you so
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot shrimp, I love you so.
Original Lyrics:
Hot tramp, I love you so.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot tramp, I love your soul.
Original Lyrics:
Hot tramp, I love you so.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make it yellow
Original Lyrics:
Rebel rebel
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mellow yellow
Original Lyrics:
Rebel Rebel
I guess the connection between Donovan and David Bowie are that they're both from the UK. Hence, why it made sense to hear mellow yellow.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never ending
Original Lyrics:
Rebel Rebel
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabbit, rabbit
Original Lyrics:
Rebel Rebel
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabble rabble you torn your dress
Rabble rabble your face is a mess
Rabble rabble how could they know
Hot tramp I love you so
Original Lyrics:
Rebel rebel you torn your dress
Rebel rebel your face is a mess
Rebel rebel how could they know
Hot tramp I love you so
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel Rebel, control your dress
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess.
Original Lyrics:
Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel Rebel, you're face is a mess.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel, Rebel, you're covered in p*ss
Rebel, Rebel, you're face looks like a*s.
Original Lyrics:
Rebel, Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel, Rebel, your face is a mess.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel, rebel they've towed your dress.
Original Lyrics:
Rebel rebel, youve torn your dress.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel, rebel, it's on your dress
Rebel, rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel, rebel, how could they grow?
Hot damn, I love you so.
Original Lyrics:
Rebel, rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel, rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel, rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel, rebel, put on your dress.
Original Lyrics:
Rebel, rebel, you've torn your dress.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel, rebel, return your dress.
Original Lyrics:
Rebel, rebel, you've torn your dress.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel, yell
Original Lyrics:
Rebel, rebel
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Revel, Revel It's on your dress
Revel, Revel Your face is a mess
Original Lyrics:
Rebel, Rebel You've torn your dress
Rebel, Rebel Your face is a mess
Revel is what people used to call Revello ice cream so it made sense that you could get it on your dress and make your face a mess.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
So hot that they know!
Original Lyrics:
So how could they know?
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like dancing and we're looking fine.
Original Lyrics:
We like dancing and we look divine.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
What kind of goon for you?
Looks like a female too
or
One can of goo for you
Looks like a femur too
Original Lyrics:
What can I do for you?
Looks like you've been there too
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a few lines and a handful of ladies.
Original Lyrics:
You got your cue line and a handful of 'ludes.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You like maids and I like them old,
We like dancing and we look divine
Original Lyrics:
You like me and I like it all,
We like dancing and we look divine
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want more and you want it in cars
or
You want more and you want it in bars
Original Lyrics:
You want more and you want it fast
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want more and you want it moist
Original Lyrics:
You want more and you want it fast
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a tube of nine success.
Original Lyrics:
You're a juvenile success.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a two-for-night success.
Original Lyrics:
You're a juvenile success.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a-provin' my success.
Original Lyrics:
You're a juvenile success.
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your model in a whirl
or
You've got your model in a world
Original Lyrics:
You've got your mother in a whirl
"Rebel Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've torn your grave
Your face is a maze.
Original Lyrics:
You're torn your dress
Your face is a mess.
"Rock And Roll With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm out of breath,
but not quite down yet
Original Lyrics:
I'm out of breath,
but not quite doubting
"Rock and Roll Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tom takes a cigarette
Original Lyrics:
Time takes a cigarette
"Sacrifice Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't take my Vagisil.
Original Lyrics:
Don't sacrifice yourself.
"Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now she's sleeping in the street
Original Lyrics:
Now she's stupid in the street
"Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had an aura of prunes
or
She had an horror of prunes
Original Lyrics:
She had an horror of rooms
He puts on a "Cockney" accent for this song.
"Scream Like A Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sam was a girl
or
Same was a guy
or
Sand with a gum
Original Lyrics:
Sam was a gun
"Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a bridge of violin people
Original Lyrics:
On a bridge of violent people
"She Shook Me Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember Paula Hill?
Original Lyrics:
We met upon a hill.
"She's Got Medals"
Misheard Lyrics:
She walked a trench coat cocky
Original Lyrics:
She wore a trench coat khaki
"Slow Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
And here are we, at the center of a mall.
Original Lyrics:
And here are we, at the center of it all.
"Slow Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's pee over there
There's pee on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Theres fear over there
There's fear over ground.
"Slow Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle, are we so small in times such as these?
or
How cool are we? So small in times such as these.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, who are we? So small in times such as these.
"Song for Bob Dylan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear this Rob us in a man
Original Lyrics:
Now hear this, Robert Zimmerman
Editor's note: To the person who submitted this: The performer is DAVID BOWIE, not just plain Bowie. He NEVER recorded under just his last name.
"Song for Bob Dylan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The same old painted lady
With the vow of the Super Friends
Original Lyrics:
The same old painted lady
With the brow of a superbrain
"Sorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your long blonde hair and your eyes of blue
The only thing ever got from you was Zorro.
Original Lyrics:
With your long blonde hair and your eyes of blue
The only thing I ever got from you was sorrow.
"Sorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never do what you know you oughta,
Something tells me you've a lead aorta
Original Lyrics:
You never do what you know you oughta,
Something tells me you're a Devil's daughter
"Soul Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I have is my rubber glove
or
All I have is my lovers love
Original Lyrics:
All I have is my love of love
"Sound and Vision" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue, blue, electric blue,
That's the colour of my poo
Original Lyrics:
Blue, blue, electric blue,
That's the colour of my room
"Sound and Vision" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you understand terms of sound and vision?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you wonder sometimes about sound and vision?
"Sound and Vision" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you wonder sometimes
'Bout salmon fishing?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you wonder sometimes
'Bout sound and vision?
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I s***ting in a tin can?
Original Lyrics:
Am I sitting in a tin can?
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I sitting next to Pigpen?
Original Lyrics:
Am I sitting in a tin can
Pigpen is a character from Peanuts noted for his famous dust cloud.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's time to leave the bathroom
If you dare
Original Lyrics:
And it's time to leave the capsule
If you dare
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's time to leave,
You're captured if you're dead
Original Lyrics:
And it's time to leave the capsule
If you dare
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the papers want to know who shot you where.
Original Lyrics:
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the papers want to know whose shorts you wear
Original Lyrics:
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the people want to know who showed your way
Original Lyrics:
And the papers want to know whose shirt you wear
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blanket turning blue
Original Lyrics:
Planet Earth is blue
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check ignition and may Gonzo be with you
Original Lyrics:
Check ignition and may God's love be with you
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clown control to Major Tom
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clown control to Major Tongue.
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clown control to Mao Tse Tung.
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your pronking pills and put your helmet on
Original Lyrics:
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your routine pills and put your helmet on.
Original Lyrics:
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground Control to Major Tung
Original Lyrics:
Ground Control to Major Tom
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground Control, Tomato Tom.
Original Lyrics:
Ground Control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Talk.
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom,
your son is dead.
There's something wrong
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom,
your circuit's dead.
There's something wrong
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tongue.
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tums.
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground control to Major tongs
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground control to Mao Tse Tong
Take your drowsing pills and put your helmet on.
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground control to Mao Tse-tung.
Original Lyrics:
Ground Control to Major Tom.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground control to major tongue
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm controlled to make you talk
Original Lyrics:
Ground control to Major Tom
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feeling very scared
Original Lyrics:
I'm feeling very still
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feeling very sick
Original Lyrics:
I'm feeling very still
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon Turf is blue and there's nothing I can do
Original Lyrics:
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's time to feed the catfish, if you dare.
Original Lyrics:
Now it's time to leave the capsule, if you dare.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Planet Earth is through and there's nothing I can do
Original Lyrics:
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your propane pills and put your helmet on.
Original Lyrics:
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Major Tom to Ground Control,
I'm stepping through the dark
Original Lyrics:
This is Major Tom to Ground Control,
I'm stepping through the door
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is frown control
Original Lyrics:
This is ground control
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is ground control to Major Fly
Come men sit count down engines on.
Original Lyrics:
This is ground control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is ground control to Major Tom
Commencing count down and ginseng.
Original Lyrics:
This is ground control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though I cross one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very skilled.
Original Lyrics:
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still.
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very scared
Original Lyrics:
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very skilled
Original Lyrics:
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still
Don't understand Bowie's lyric - mine is much better!
"Space Oddity"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're reading Nate the Great
Original Lyrics:
You really made the grade
"Starman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His nose he had to blow it
Original Lyrics:
He's told us not to blow it
"Starman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
And all the children will get....
Original Lyrics:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie
"Starman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That ain't no DJ that was hazy cosmic child.
Original Lyrics:
That weren't no DJ that was hazy cosmic jive.
"Starman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That ain't no DJ
That was Isaac Cosmic jazz.
Original Lyrics:
That weren't no DJ
That was hazy cosmic jive.
"Starman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a starman writing in the sky
Original Lyrics:
There's a starman waiting in the sky
"Station To Station"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink, drink, drain your glass
Razorblade eye.
Original Lyrics:
Drink, drink, drain your glass
Raise your glass high.
"Station To Station"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heroin, one magical moment
Such as the stuff from where dreams are woven.
Original Lyrics:
Here are we, one magical moment
Such is the stuff from where dreams are woven.
"Station To Station"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not the side-effects of her cooking
Original Lyrics:
It's not the side-effects of the cocaine
"Station To Station"
Misheard Lyrics:
The return of the thin white Jew
Original Lyrics:
The return of the thin white Duke
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Wham-Bam Betcha Bam!
Original Lyrics:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Wham-Bam-Thank you ma'am!
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, wham-bam-Benjamin!
Original Lyrics:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am!
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Wham! Bam! Vacuum Man!
Original Lyrics:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am!
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another fat chick just put my spine out of place.
Original Lyrics:
A mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back from Soccer Jet City
or
Back from Supper Jet City
Original Lyrics:
Back from Suffragette City.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back from suck a tit city
Original Lyrics:
Back from Suffragette City.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to Surfer Jet City.
Original Lyrics:
Back from Suffragette City.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't creme on me man
Original Lyrics:
Don't lean on me man
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't lean on me man
'Cause you're choking your chicken
Original Lyrics:
Oh don't lean on me man
'Cause you ain't got time to check it.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't lean on me now, 'cause I ain't that kind of pretty
Back from Suffragette City
Original Lyrics:
Don't lean on me, man, 'cause you can't afford a ticket
Back to Suffragette City.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't lean on me van
'Cause you California ticky
Sounds like something conceited.
Original Lyrics:
Don't lean on me man
'Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Suffragette City.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't lean on me, man, 'cause you ain't got time for chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Don't lean on me, man, 'cause you can't afford a ticket.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't lean on my van cause you can't afford the tittie.
Original Lyrics:
Don't lean on me, man, cause you can't afford the ticket.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't lean on the van
'Cause you ain't got time to chicken
I'm in a saucy juice city.
Original Lyrics:
Ah don't lean on me man
'Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back from Suffragette City.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in Suffer Jet City
Original Lyrics:
Down in Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in Surfer Jet City.
Original Lyrics:
Down in Suffragette City.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down to suck on that tiddy
Original Lyrics:
Down in Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Esophagus City
Original Lyrics:
In Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to south of Jeff City
Original Lyrics:
Going to Suffragette City
Jeff City (Jefferson City, Capital of Missouri)
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a California ticket
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you can't afford the ticket
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey man, I gotta stain on my face
The smell of that chick just put my spine out of place
Original Lyrics:
Hey man, I gotta straighten my face
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll suck on your t***y.
Original Lyrics:
In Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a mean ugly man but you can't afford a ticket
Original Lyrics:
Ah don't lean on me man
'Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back from Suffragette City.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm back from suffer cat city.
Original Lyrics:
I'm back from Suffragette City.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm soft, I can't fit it.
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In fact, I'm somewhat conceited.
Original Lyrics:
Back in Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My school day's insane
And what's down the drain?
Original Lyrics:
My school day's insane
My work's down the drain.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh don't lean on me man
'Cause you ain't got time for chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Oh don't lean on me man
'Cause you ain't got time to check it.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh hit man
Original Lyrics:
Oh hit me
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sack of gypsy moths
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette city
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So damn conceited
Original Lyrics:
Down in Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something gets in it.
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette city
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
South African City
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop at the city.
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck a big t***y.
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette city
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suffer Tim Zini, or It's all for Tim Zini
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sulfur Jet City
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swiffer jet city
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette city
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of black chicks just put my spine out of place.
Original Lyrics:
A mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of black chicks just puts my spine out place.
or
This mellow black chick just put my spine outta place.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine outta place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of black chicks puts a smile on my face
Original Lyrics:
A mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of fat chicks just put my smile out of place.
Original Lyrics:
A mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place.
Original Lyrics:
A mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another fat chick just put my spine out of place
or
This mellow black chick just put my spine out of place
or
This mellow fat chick just put my spine out of place
or
The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place
or
The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place
Original Lyrics:
A mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my face
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of fat chicks just puts my spine out of place.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of fat chicks will wipe the smile off your face.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of fried chicken put a smile on my face
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of that chick just put my spine out of place.
Original Lyrics:
A mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of that chick just put my spine out of place.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of that chick just wiped the smile off my face.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The stuff that Jessie did
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The stuff that you sit in
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This matter of fact chick just put my spine out of place.
or
This mellow black chick just put my spine out of place
or
This mellow fat chick just put my spine out of place
or
This mellow fat chick just put my spine out of place
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This mellow, flat chick just put a smile on my face.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This mellow-fied chick just put my spine out of place.
Original Lyrics:
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wham bam, thank your mum!
Original Lyrics:
Wham bam,
Thank you, ma'am!
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's up in Tipp City?
Original Lyrics:
I'm back on Suffragette City.
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's up with your t***ies?
Original Lyrics:
In Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sufferjet City
or
What's up with your titties
or
What's up with your titties
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't afford a ticket
Not with somethin' conceded
or
You can't afford a ticket
Not when somethin' gets in it
or
You can't afford a chicken
Back to Suffragette City
or
You can't afford a chicken
Back to Suffragette City
Original Lyrics:
You can't afford a ticket
Back to Suffragette City
"Suffragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a mean ugly man
'Cause you can't afford a ticket
Down to Sumberton City.
Original Lyrics:
Ah don't lean on me man
'Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back from Suffragette City.
"Sufragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's something deep-seated
Original Lyrics:
A Suffragette City
"Sufragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some are conceited
Original Lyrics:
Sufragette City
"Sufragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer Gypsy dance
or
Something Gypsy did
Original Lyrics:
Sufragette City
"Sufragette City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This metal fat chick just put my spine out of place
Original Lyrics:
This mellow black chick just put my spine out of place
"Survive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me ways
Original Lyrics:
Give me wings
"TVC 15"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give my complete detention
Original Lyrics:
I give my complete attention
"TVC15"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you vibrate every,
Each night I sit here bleedin'
Original Lyrics:
Maybe if I pray every,
Each night I sit there pleadin'
"TVC15"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Matt, it is you up there!
Oh oh, can't you see we're f***ed?
Original Lyrics:
Oh my tvc15
Oh oh, tvc15.
"TVC15"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh mighty Vishnu up high
Oh oh, please receive us now.
Original Lyrics:
Oh my tvc15
Oh oh, tvc15.
"TVC15"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my TV, she was fine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh my TVC one-five.
"TVC15"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my TV is so fine
Oh, oh, TV is so fine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my TVC one-five
Oh, oh, TVC one-five.
"TVC15"
Misheard Lyrics:
So automatic, oh my TCB one-five
Original Lyrics:
So hologramic, oh my TVC one-five
"TVC15"
Misheard Lyrics:
So psychopathic, on my PCP, I'm high.
Original Lyrics:
So hologramic, oh my TVC one-five.
"Teenage Wildlife"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there'll be others on my line filing past,
Who'll whisper low, "We miss you Milly Africa
Each to his own-he was
Just another piece of teenage wildlife."
Original Lyrics:
There'll be others on the line filing past,
Who'll whisper low
I miss you he really had to go
Well each to his own, he was
Another piece of teenage wildlife, oh-oh-oh-ohh
"Teenage Wildlife"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like a criminal, no no!
Original Lyrics:
I feel like a group of one, no no!
"The Bewlay Brothers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was stoned, he was whacked.
Original Lyrics:
I was stone, he was wax.
"The Buddha of Suburbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis is angry and climbs the hills
Original Lyrics:
Elvis is English and climbs the hills
"The Heart's Filthy Lesson"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a fantastic decade!
Original Lyrics:
What a fantastic death abyss!
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eugene Genie loves Genie snacks.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Green Weenie
Original Lyrics:
Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
He loves chicken snacks.
Original Lyrics:
He loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's outrageous,
He squeezes his balls
Original Lyrics:
He's outrageous,
He screams and he bawls
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jean cheated, love chicken stack.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sits like a mamba / smiles like a reptile.
Original Lyrics:
Sits like a man but smiles like a reptile
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So simple minded, he can't drive, it's Marc Bolan!
Original Lyrics:
So simple minded, he can't drive his module.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Gee Genie loves Jimmy's Facts
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves Jimmy Stax.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves Jimmy snacks.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves Jimmy's nads
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves Jimmy's stash.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves TV snacks
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves eatin' snacks.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves genie snacks.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves kidney snacks
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves to be spanked
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie lumps in his dacks.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jean Genie who lives on his back.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jean genie lives on his back
The jean genie loves chimney stacks
He's outrageous, he squeezes my b***s.
Original Lyrics:
The jean genie lives on his back
The jean genie loves chimney stacks
He's outrageous, he screams and he bawls.
"The Jean Genie"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jean genie loves Jimmy's sack.
Original Lyrics:
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks.
"The Laughing Gnome"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a coughing gnome and you'll catch it from me,
Said the coughing gnome
Original Lyrics:
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me,
Said the laughing gnome
"The Man Who Sold The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We passed upon a stair
We smoke across a dwen
Original Lyrics:
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
"The Man Who Sold The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He called me a bison.
Original Lyrics:
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I was not there
He said I was his friend.
"The Man Who Sold the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We smoke across a dwen.
Original Lyrics:
We spoke of was and when.
"The Secret Life Of Arabia"
Misheard Lyrics:
The secret life of a labia.
Original Lyrics:
The secret life of Arabia
"The Secret Life Of Arabia"
Misheard Lyrics:
The secret life of a reindeer
Original Lyrics:
The secret life of Arabia
"The Secret Life Of Arabia"
Misheard Lyrics:
The secret wife of a reindeer
Original Lyrics:
The secret life of Arabia
"This Is Not America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody drank tomorrow's clouds
Original Lyrics:
So bloody red tomorrow's clouds
"This Is Not America"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is not a miracle
Original Lyrics:
This is not America
"Thursday's Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
It won't be tomorrow, oh
Seeing my past in every corner
Original Lyrics:
Throw me tomorrow, oh
Seeing my past to let it go
"Thursday's Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me tomorrow, oh
Seeing my past in Africa
Original Lyrics:
Throw me tomorrow, oh
Seeing my past to let it go
"Time Will Crawl"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Till the twentieth century looms.
Original Lyrics:
'Till the twenty-first century lose.
"Time Will Crawl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will not challenge a child
Original Lyrics:
I will not challenge a giant
"Time Will Crawl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tim will crawl to the 21st century loos.
Original Lyrics:
Time will crawl till the 21st century lose.
"Time Will Crawl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time will crawl to the 21st century goose.
Original Lyrics:
Time will crawl till the 21st century lose.
"Time Will Crawl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time will crawl to the 21st century news.
Original Lyrics:
Time will crawl till the 21st century lose.
"Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had so many dreams, I had so many grapefruits.
Original Lyrics:
I had so many dreams, I had so many breakthroughs.
"Uncle Arthur"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Arthur wipes his mummy
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Arthur likes his mommy
"Underground"
Misheard Lyrics:
The monsters got me
Original Lyrics:
Sister, sister please
"Underground"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too much rejection lil' girl
No love injection nah nah.
Original Lyrics:
Too much rejection, nah-nah
No love injection nah-nah.
"Up The Hill Backwards"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's got nothing to do with you
You f***ing bastard.
Original Lyrics:
It's got nothing to do with you
If one can grasp it.
"Valentine's Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Valentine told who's the girl
Original Lyrics:
Valentine told me who's to go
"Watch That Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Benny Goodman fan painted holes on his gland,
So Shakey hung it up to dry
Original Lyrics:
A Benny Goodman fan painted holes in his hands,
So Shakey hung him up to dry
"Watch That Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah! it was time to unfreeze,
When the Reverend Alan Bastard danced on his knees
Original Lyrics:
Yeah! it was time to unfreeze,
When the Reverend Alabaster danced on his knees
"Where Are We Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had to potty train
Original Lyrics:
Had to get the train
"Wild Eyed Boy from Freecloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
The village settles down
Undetected by SARS
Original Lyrics:
The village settles down
Undetected by the stars
"Wild Is The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know your life--it's hell!
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know you're life itself.
"Wild Is the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me more than one caress
Satisfy this uncle-ness
Original Lyrics:
Give me more than one caress
Satisfy this hungriness
"Yassassin (Turkish for Long Live)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so silly.
Original Lyrics:
Yassassin
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't that close to love?
Original Lyrics:
Ain't that poster love?
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't there a woman like a sock on the jaw?
Original Lyrics:
Ain't there a woman I can sock in the jaw?
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't there a woman that can suck on the jewelry?
Original Lyrics:
Ain't there a woman I can sock in the jaw?
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way from Russia
Original Lyrics:
All the way from Washington
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the freak's at his toilet for nothing
Original Lyrics:
But the freak and his type all for nothing
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you been a hung American?
Just you and your idle, sinful sex-sofa
Never-never everywhere and
Not a Miss that's from the ghetto
Well, well, well, do you carry a paper
That he keeps just in case of depression
Sit on your handsome bus, its a viper
Bussing with all those Afro-sceners
Ain't those boys for love?
Well, ain't that girl for love?
It ain't that far to go.
Original Lyrics:
Have you have been an un-American?
Just you and your idol singing falsetto 'bout
Leather, leather everywhere, and
Not a myth left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the afro-Sheeners
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that poster love?
Well, it ain't that Barbie doll.
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you been a hung American?
Just you and your idol Sybille sets over
Never, never, everywhere and
Mother misfit from the ghetto
Well, well,well, would you carry a briefcase?
Just in case of depression
Sit on your hands on the bus of survivors
Laughing at all the apple stealers
Ain't that most of all
Well ain't that close to love
Well it ain't that far to go.
Original Lyrics:
Have you have been an un-American?
Just you and your idol singing falsetto 'bout
Leather, leather everywhere, and
Not a myth left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the afro-Sheeners
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that poster love?
Well, it ain't that Barbie doll.
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her bread-winner takes up the bathroom floor.
Liquid just be twenty years,
Till we have to die for the fifth team, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Her bread-winner begs off the bathroom floor,
"We live for just these twenty years
Do we have to die for the fifty more?"
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hitler retired without Nurenberg judging him.
Original Lyrics:
And, ain't there a child I can hold without judging?
Doug Quaid adds: "He sings it so fast and incoherently that, even to this day, it really sounds like that; not to mention the historical accuracy of the statement, however silly it is worded, or out of context with the song it is. To be honest, the last quarter of the song is very incoherent sounding. This is the only line that I can make anything out of. I can't even understand any of the surrounding lines right before and after this particular one."
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hitler's a woman like a sock in the jaw.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't there a woman I can sock in the jaw?
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
I received a hung American
Original Lyrics:
Have you been an un-American?
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lack of respect, and why got the Coltrane?
Mama Scott's crimson, look what the hands say
I heard the news today, oh boy
I got it sweet and you got the beat
Gimme a man that can take no more
Hit every woman like a sock on the jaw.
Original Lyrics:
Black's got respect, and white's got his soul train
Mama's got cramps, and look at your hands ache
(I heard the news today, oh boy)
I got a suite and you got defeat
Ain't there a man you can say no more?
And, ain't there a woman I can sock on the jaw?
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's got cramps, look at your hands shake
Original Lyrics:
Mama's got cramps, look at your hands ache
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother misled from the ghetto
Well, well, well, what you got is the Faces
And the Kinks just in case of depression
Sit on your hands on the bus of survivors
Blushing at all the Afro Shielas.
Original Lyrics:
Not a myth left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the Afro-Sheeners.
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a Miss left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In your case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your heart in the faces of divers
Blushing at all them afro-Sheeners
Ain't that coaster love?
Well, ain't that pause to love?
Well, it ain't that barking dog.
Original Lyrics:
Not a myth left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the afro-Sheeners
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that poster love?
Well, it ain't that Barbie doll.
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or even gas today?
Original Lyrics:
Or even yesterday?
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulled in just behind the fridge
He lays her down he frowns.
Original Lyrics:
Pulled in just behind the bridge
He lays her down he frowns.
The Cure did a cover of this song-and they used the misheard lyric.
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scanning life through the picture windows
She finds the slinky vagabond
He coughs as he passes her Ford Mustang, but
Heaven forbid, she'll take anything
Original Lyrics:
Scanning life through the picture windows
She finds him slinking back again
He coughs as he passes her form, understand, but
Heaven forbid, she could take anything
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit on your hands on a bus of Godivas(?)
Looking at all the April Sheilas
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that close to love?
It ain't that far at all
Her heart's been broken just like you do.
Original Lyrics:
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the afro-Sheilas
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that poster love?
Well, it ain't that Barbie doll.
Her heart's been broken just like you have.
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit on your hands on the buses of babies.
Original Lyrics:
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors.
"Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take every woman like a sock in the jaw.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't there a woman I can sock in the jaw?
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And so he bitched about his fans
Until they crushed his sweet hands.
Original Lyrics:
And so we bitched about his fans
And should we crush his sweet hands?
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leather massage
Original Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leather messiah
Original Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leather missile
Original Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leopard messiah.
Original Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah.
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leopard missile
Original Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a lethal messiah.
Original Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to a seagull
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his eagle
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his seagull.
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego.
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to mosquitoes
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
Apparently a lot of people heard these alternate lyrics and were confused by them.
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with a seagull
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with gazebos
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with his Siegel
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with his Zego
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with his eagle
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with his eagle
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with mosquitos
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with the seagull
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with the tea girl
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So we blintzed around his band
and showed the crushes we had.
Original Lyrics:
So we bitched about his fans
And should we crush his sweet hands?
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well Harlem's no white town.
Original Lyrics:
Well-hung and snow-white tan.
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well hung and so white tanned.
Original Lyrics:
Well hung and snow white tan.
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ziggy played the times,
driving us that we were voodoo,
the bitch wins his class,
he was canast,
with God given ass
Original Lyrics:
Ziggy played for time,
jiving us that we were voodoo,
the kids were just crass,
he was the nazz,
with God given ass

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