I need to change the sheets when you let one fly
You make me have to leave our bedroom or die
You could kill ten elephants with ease
Your backfires burn my lungs - I must wheeze
Your caboose could cook a rump roast grey
The sewer rats love your smelliness
What crawled up your butt and died uuh... you're nasty

Hold In your farts oh, please, honey
It smells for blocks when you cut the cheese
Hold in your farts for me, sugar
Go plug your butt cause you...
You are stinky!

You stink to high heaven - my lungs have been fried
And since no gas masks will deploy, I run and hide
I'm sleeping on the couch where there's no stink
You have crapped up our bedroom with one rip
Now my nose can take a skunk's butt spray
But, your funk plugs my airway
I might throw up - I can't sleep here with you
I think my brain cells are dying. You've got to

Hold In your farts oh, please, honey
You'd kill an ox if he were down breeze
Hold in your farts for me, sugar
I'll call the cops if you...
You fart on me

Hold in your farts now stinky
I'm in touch with hot shot lawyers

Ah, ah, ah ah
Hold in your farts, I'll call attorneys
Their calling cards, I've always kept with me

My eyes turned red while I slept here with you
Visine is stopping the drying, you've got to

Hold In your farts oooh weee, honey
I go in shock when you're so gassy
Hold in your farts for me, sugar
Your air biscuits are too...
Too BUTTERY!

Hold in your farts now stinky

Hold in your farts, you make me turn green (C'mon baby)
It's not that hard, if you just plug your keish (you're gonna make me blue too)
Hold in your farts, you make me puke eeeh! (Ow, c'mon baby)
It's not that hard, if you just plug your keish (Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out)
Hold in your farts, you make me turn green (Ow, c'mon baby)
It's not that hard, if you just plug your keish (Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out)
Hold in you farts, you make turn green (you're gonna make me blue too)
It's not that hard, wont you just plug your keish (Hm, c'mon baby)