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Girlfriend to her boyfriend: Why don't we go see Madonna's latest movie today?
Boyfriend to his girlfriend: I'm not feeling so good today how about tomorrow?
Girlfriend: The movie won't still be on tomorrow.
Boyfriend to his girlfriend: I'm not feeling so good today how about tomorrow?
Girlfriend: The movie won't still be on tomorrow.
Madonna is now in trouble with Jewish Rabbis for using the name of the founder of the Kabbalah in one of her songs. They say their leader�'s name should only be used in a place where no one will profit.
You know, like Madonna�'s movies.
You know, like Madonna�'s movies.
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Man walked into a bar one day and said 'My wife found a mysterious woman in our bed earlier!'
'Oh' said his friend 'was she mad at her?'
'No, she was Madonna!' (mad on her (groan))
'Oh' said his friend 'was she mad at her?'
'No, she was Madonna!' (mad on her (groan))
Things are not going too well between Madonna and Guy Ritchie - they are said to have career differences.
He doesn't have one....
He doesn't have one....
Submitted by: LucidLupin
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