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I tried to be a boy, I tried to be a girl
I personally love most of Madonna's work...but these lyrics left me wondering, 'How would Guy feel if his 'wife' had a bigger package then he does?'
Submitted by: LYnds
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind
I'm gonna keep my baby!
I'm sure Pope John Paul ('Papa') was very satisfied with this: she promises not to have an abortion. This kind of obedience is, well, becoming rare among Roman catholics...
Submitted by: Jenni
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