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These are lyrics by Beauty And The Beast Soundtrack that we think are kind of nonsensical.
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Beauty And The Beast Soundtrack's, "Gaston"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of the barge
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of the barge
Why They're Nonsensical:
Five dozen eggs doesn't make Gaston bigger, eggs make him fat.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
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