Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Real Lyrics -> Nonsensical -> Rupert Holmes

These are lyrics by Rupert Holmes that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Rupert Holmes

Check out the index or search for other performers.

Escape: Best of album at
Rupert Holmes', "Answering Machine"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
So I stepped out to buy some
Dog food for the cat.
Why They're Nonsensical:
It's not a good idea to feed your cat dog food. Dog food lacks taurine which is essential to your cat's life.
Submitted by: Poralee Rhodes
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If you have half a brain
Why They're Nonsensical:
Why would anyone want to date someone with half a brain? That's gross.
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
Rupert Holmes', "Him"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I know who left those smokes behind
Why They're Nonsensical:
In the second stanza, he sings "Don't know what he looks like, don't know who he is"; therefore, in actuality, how could he have known?
Submitted by: RJSchex

New entries in this section are currently reviewed by nally. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.


Would you like to Submit Some Lyrics for a Song We're always looking for more entries.


Disclaimer: makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.