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These are lyrics by Freddy Cannon that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Freddy Cannon

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Freddy Cannon's, "Abigail Beecher"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It's Abigail Beecher, our history teacher
History class is gettin' bigger and bigger
They come from miles 'cause they really dig her
Why They're Nonsensical:
School authorities won't let new students join a class partway through the term simply because they want to be taught by a certain teacher!
Submitted by: Candy Welty

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