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These are lyrics by Joe Diffie that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Joe Diffie

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Joe Diffie's, "John Deere Green"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And the whole town said
That he should've used red
Why They're Nonsensical:
Um, the guy just commited vandalism here (painted a green heart on a water tower as a love note to his girlfriend). The color of the graffiti should be least of the townsfolks' concerns.
Submitted by: cb jd
Joe Diffie's, "Texas-Size Heartache"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
The night she left me in Amarillo
I cried crocodile tears in my pillow
Why They're Nonsensical:
He was trying to say he was sad and they were big tears, and since he didn't know what crocodile tears were, I guess he thought they sounded big, and used it. When really it means insincere tears.
Submitted by: DawnMarie

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