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These are lyrics by Leonard Cohen that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Leonard Cohen

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Leonard Cohen's, "Suzanne"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And Jesus was a sailor
When he walked upon the water.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Oh so that made him a sailor? If he ever glided along the ground in a sailboat, I guess that would make him a pedestrian at THAT time. :)
Submitted by: Karen Smith

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