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Train's, "Calling All Angels"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And football teams are kissing queens
Why They're Nonsensical:
Huh? Interesting picture this line puts in my head.
Submitted by: FuNkY mOnKeY
Train's, "Drop's Of Jupiter"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
Your best friend always sticking up for you even when I know you're wrong
Why They're Nonsensical:
'What rhymes with stickin'...ah yes! Chicken! Better yet, deep fried chicken! Brilliant.' And they constantly switch how they address the person; first its 'she' then it's 'you'. Then he refers to himself as the best friend in the third person but then immediately again in the first person. It's just stupid.
Submitted by: Alec
Train's, "Drops Of Jupiter"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love, pride,
deep-fried chicken
Why They're Nonsensical:
no deep fried chicken cooking....no love!
Submitted by: mr. x
Train's, "Drops Of Jupiter"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
Why They're Nonsensical:
It was fine that they sung about imagining no love or pride, this bit of the line makes it seem like a deep and meaningful song...but imagine no deep-fried chicken? Well, I suppose that would kill some people more than not having love or pride...but let'S keep the colonel out of this!
Submitted by: Ms Destruct
Train's, "Drops Of Jupiter"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Drops of Jupiter in her hair.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Ok, I know it fits the cameo of the song, but Jupiter is a gaseous planet. Got that? Good. And, if it had 'drops', then those 'drops' would be deadly gas, if they were in her hair, then, she'd be suffocating.
Submitted by: Jethro
Train's, "Drops Of Jupiter"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Told a story about a man who is too afraid to fly
so he never did land
Why They're Nonsensical:
OK as far as I know, in order to land you have to be up in the air flying in the first place...is it just me or does that line make no sense
Submitted by: katie
Train's, "Drops Of Jupiter"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
can you imagine no love, pride deep fried chicken
Why They're Nonsensical:
what the!!?? ok it rhymes,but they had to screw up the way they said chicken to do it! and what does it have to do with anything??!!
Submitted by: ~~alice~~
Train's, "Drops of Jupiter"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance
five-hour phone conversation
The best soy latte that you ever had . . .
and me
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, yes. (If you never dance you don't have a first dance.) Yes. (How do you freeze-dry romance? Take out it's moisture? The only thing that would do would 1, kill the romantics, 2, make frenching really nasty.) Yes. (Five hours? On weekends I'm awake for less than 5 hours. Would I waste money for a really long phone conversation?) No.( Who would drink a soy latte? Eww.) No. (I can't imagine you. You're standing in front of me, therefore you are real and I don't have to imagine you.)
Submitted by: GarfieldKB
Train's, "Drops of Jupiter"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo
Why They're Nonsensical:
This is just plain funny!!! I can see it now, Billy Banks grooving to some classical tunes...
Submitted by: Junior
Train's, "Eggplant"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Eggplant or Cavier for you for you, for yoouu, for yyyoooouuuuu
Eggplant of cavier for you.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Yes, that makes sense. Why wouldn't a song about a purple plant and fish eggs make sense??? I guess we'll never know, but if you give a girl some thing like eggplant and cavier, well, you're liable to be hit with a certain plant and offspring.
Submitted by: Spike
Train's, "Eggplant"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Hold up my wings cause you are the sky
Paint me by numbers and don't ask me why
I am in bloom and you are per-fume
and you are per-fume, and you are...
Why They're Nonsensical:
I love this song and it's by my fav band, but honestly...could this possibly be how he picked up Ginean? If a guy walked up to me and said that, complete with the 'eggplant and caviar for you, for you, for you, for you's, I'd call the nuthouse.
Submitted by: Trainiac
Train's, "I Am"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Never been on a railroad as many times as they pass me by.
Why They're Nonsensical:
no this just hits me as weird they have never been on a train but they call themselfs train? unless thir name has some other deep meaning its kinnda strange.
Submitted by: Seaira
Train's, "Landmine"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Then I stepped upon a landmine
And I saw my future rise
Why They're Nonsensical:
Uuuusually if you step on a landmine, you are left horribly disfigured....and Pat is one of the most handsome men I've ever seen! Bwahaha! Maybe I need my eyes checked.
Submitted by: FuNkY mOnKeY
Train's, "Meet Virginia"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Well she wants to live her life
Then she thinks about her life
Pulls her hair back as she screams
Why They're Nonsensical:
What does screaming have to do with anything? Unless she does most of her important life decision making in the sack, which would be pretty sad.
Submitted by: Alec
Train's, "Train"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Your lip is about to shine
For a fee you'll be happy to be...mine
Why They're Nonsensical:
'Your lip is about to shine'? Train rule, but I don't quite get this line. Another thing...this is a track called 'Train' off an album called 'Train' by the band called 'Train'! They must really like that word...
Submitted by: Trainiac

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