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These are lyrics by Pearl Jam that we think are kind of nonsensical.

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Pearl Jam's, "Corduroy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Everything has changed.
Absolutely nothing's changed.
Why They're Nonsensical:
A blatant contradiction.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Pearl Jam's, "Pilate"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Like Pilate I have a dog.
Why They're Nonsensical:
How does Eddie Vedder know that Pilate had a dog? Apparently, Eddie and Pilate hang out together on weekends and shoot the breeze about their dogs. I have a dog, does that mean I can be in a Pearl Jam song too? And since Pilate's long dead, he doesn't have a dog, he had a dog. It seems it should go, 'Pliate had a dog, and so do I.' It still wouldn't make sense, though.
Submitted by: Jess

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