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These are lyrics by Ian Dury that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Ian Dury

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Ian Dury's, "Clevor Trevor"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Knock me down with a feather!
Why They're Nonsensical:
I'm pretty sure a feather would be far too light to knock someone down.
Submitted by: Tarquin
Ian Dury's, "In-Betweenies"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Who would have thought?
With a capital nought!
Why They're Nonsensical:
There is no such thing as a capital nought, nought is just nought. Just anything to rhyme with 'Who would have thought?'
Submitted by: Fred Jones
Ian Dury's, "Reasons To Be Cheerful"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
'Good Golly Miss Molly!' and oats.
Why They're Nonsensical:
What does "good golly miss molly and oats" mean? It doesn't even go together!
Submitted by: sonikal

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