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These are lyrics by The Scorpions that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, The Scorpions

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The Scorpions', "Blackout"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
My head explodes, my ears ring,
I can't remember just where I've been
Why They're Nonsensical:
First, how can he be telling us anything if his head has exploded, second, how could he know his ears are ringing if they're no longer attached to him (they probably came off when his head exploded), and, third, why is he so worried about where he's been anyway? He probably has more important things to think about (which he can't really do anyway because his brain also left when his head exploded) then where he's been like whether or not anyone has cleaned the walls after his (probably very messy) head explosion.
Submitted by: Daniel Glaser
The Scorpions', "The Zoo"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
We eat the night, we drink the time
Why They're Nonsensical:
This is probably supposed to be metaphorical, but literally it is not possible because night and time in general are not edible things.
Submitted by: Angela

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