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Ten Years After's, "I'd Love To Change The World"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Everywhere is
freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies
Tell me where is sanity?
Why They're Nonsensical:
I'm failing to see how this makes sense.
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
Elton John's, "Nikita"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
With eyes that looked like ice on fire
Why They're Nonsensical:
Since ice is non-flammable, there is no such thing as ice on fire. So how could anything look like it? I sound like a talking rock.
Submitted by: Natalie Stonecipher
The Vapors', "Turning Japanese"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Why They're Nonsensical:
Oh really. Huh? What in the world does that even mean?! In what language does that make any sense? Even if you try to turn it into a metaphor for something it still doesn't make any sense. There's no such thing as a cyclone ranger and furthermore why would people be avoiding you? The whole song is total nonsense but this line really takes the cake! It doesn't even in any way relate to the rest of the song. It's so stupidly ridiculous it's almost funny. What were they on when they wrote this line anyways?
Submitted by: Edward
ABBA's, "Fernando"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, fernando
Why They're Nonsensical:
This lyric always gets me. It make no sense. She's saying that basically she has no regrets and would do it all again... but if she HAD to do the same again then she would have no choice in the matter. If I HAD to do the same again means she if being forced to do it- so saying you would, my friend, is pointless- you're being forced to do it again!! It's not much of a gesture or very profound saying "I'd do it all again if somebody forced me too" Arrghh.
Submitted by: Jim Smith
Beverley Knight's, "Keep This Fire Burning"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I would be your sister.
I would be your brother.
Why They're Nonsensical:
This is nonsensical for three reasons.
1) How can you be someone's sister and their brother at the same time?
2) Beverley Knight cannot be someone's brother, she's a woman! Is this her way of saying that she wants a sex change?
3) You cannot choose to be a sister or brother.
Submitted by: sonikal
Alice Cooper's, "School's Out"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
School's out forever.
Why They're Nonsensical:
School CAN'T be out forever! It might be over for you, but what about everyone else? People need somewhere to learn, you know.
Submitted by: Jane Fondle
Fleetwood Mac's, "Landslide"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If you see my reflection in the snow covered hills...
Why They're Nonsensical:
Snow doesn't reflect, Stevie. Your ex-beau could stare at those hills for the entire winter and never once see your reflection. Come to think of it, even if snow did reflect, the reflection he'd see would be his own, so what was the point of that line?
Submitted by: Brian D. Smith
Black Eyed Peas', "I Got A Feeling"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Mazel tov!
Why They're Nonsensical:
This has absolutely nothing to do with the whole song, and I'm pretty sure none of the mebers are actually Jewish.
Submitted by: Flash Flood
Girls Aloud's, "Sound Of The Underground"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I don't know what is pushin' me higher
It's the static from the floor below
Why They're Nonsensical:
But you just said you didn't know.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
Gemma Hayes', "Back Of My Hand"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Come on and give me your heart
Write it on the back of my hand.
Why They're Nonsensical:
How can you "write" someone's heart? That's not really a writable thing. You can write a name, or a sentence, or a termpaper...but not a heart. That's crazy! Furthermore, why would you wanna write it on your hand, of all places? Or...maybe she's referring to something else with the word "it", but from this passage, the antecedent would be unknown (and whatever that antecedent is, *could* be written on the hand, but it's unclear for now). Still, it sounds like she's saying 'write your heart on my hand', which clearly doesn't make any sense.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

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