I'm failing to see how this makes sense.

Since ice is non-flammable, there is no such thing as ice on fire. So how could anything look like it? I sound like a talking rock.

Oh really. Huh? What in the world does that even mean?! In what language does that make any sense? Even if you try to turn it into a metaphor for something it still doesn't make any sense. There's no such thing as a cyclone ranger and furthermore why would people be avoiding you? The whole song is total nonsense but this line really takes the cake! It doesn't even in any way relate to the rest of the song. It's so stupidly ridiculous it's almost funny. What were they on when they wrote this line anyways?

This lyric always gets me. It make no sense. She's saying that basically she has no regrets and would do it all again... but if she HAD to do the same again then she would have no choice in the matter. If I HAD to do the same again means she if being forced to do it- so saying you would, my friend, is pointless- you're being forced to do it again!! It's not much of a gesture or very profound saying "I'd do it all again if somebody forced me too" Arrghh.

This is nonsensical for three reasons.
1) How can you be someone's sister and their brother at the same time?
2) Beverley Knight cannot be someone's brother, she's a woman! Is this her way of saying that she wants a sex change?
3) You cannot choose to be a sister or brother.

School CAN'T be out forever! It might be over for you, but what about everyone else? People need somewhere to learn, you know.

Snow doesn't reflect, Stevie. Your ex-beau could stare at those hills for the entire winter and never once see your reflection. Come to think of it, even if snow did reflect, the reflection he'd see would be his own, so what was the point of that line?

This has absolutely nothing to do with the whole song, and I'm pretty sure none of the mebers are actually Jewish.

But you just said you didn't know.

How can you "write" someone's heart? That's not really a writable thing. You can write a name, or a sentence, or a termpaper...but not a heart. That's crazy! Furthermore, why would you wanna write it on your hand, of all places? Or...maybe she's referring to something else with the word "it", but from this passage, the antecedent would be unknown (and whatever that antecedent is, *could* be written on the hand, but it's unclear for now). Still, it sounds like she's saying 'write your heart on my hand', which clearly doesn't make any sense.