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Low rider don't use no gas.
Low rider don't drive too fast.
Low riders use gasoline like any other automobile, unless there was some special technology for low riders that we didn't know about back then.
Submitted by: Dylan Baranski
We gotta get out of this place,
If it's the last thing we ever do.
We gotta get out of this place.
Girl, there's a better life for me and you.
How will there be a better life in the event that that part about "if it's the last thing we ever do" applies?
Submitted by: Karen Smith
But you really didn't listen to me, because I'm telling you the truth, I mean this I'M OKAY (trust me)
I'm not okay, I'm not okay, well I'm not okay, I'm not o-f***ing-kay
Is he okay or not okay?
Submitted by: Gee
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Who would feed a skeleton a crust of bread? Isn't it obvious that it can't swallow a crumb of bread, let alone a crust?
Submitted by: My Name Is Joe
My love don't give me presents
I know that she's no peasant
These are the first two lines of the song, and it's not a great start. What does it mean when a woman is not a peasant? I think Paul couldn't come up with any other word to rhyme with presents.
Submitted by: Randy P.
Love runs deep
Like a tunnel with a pendulum beat
A tunnel with a pendulum beat? What the heck is that?!?
Submitted by: Sick Of Britney
I'm out of time
And all I've got is 4 minutes
...So you're not out of time then are you, Mr. Mosley?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
You talk talk, you talk to me Your eyes touch me physically
Hope I don't have to actually take my eyeballs out to touch her like that...
Submitted by: Nickster
How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
what? Carrots that you can see through? I don't get it.
Submitted by: Joe Schmoe
It's nine in the afternoon
I've experienced nine in the morning, and nine at night. But I've never experienced nine in the afternoon.
Submitted by: Ned Riley
